Introducing this possible naked creature. Who are they?
>Find a name
Every green text is a random faceless person with a suggestion who will die
Names are used for reoccurring character that have a reason for appearing or they won't make it in one piece and a way out or they'll be killed off
wut
>>300910
Ricardo?
>>300910
Before we think of a name, what gender is... this?
>Xander McEdge
>>300910
Butch Hardly
>>300927
Confused and lost this person's neck gets broken by a vampire. It drags them away.
>>300931
Nana is that you?
Your vampire babysitter/ warden was crushed by a cabinette.
>>300934
This person has never seen a modest man. Woman can have babies immortals cannot, men cannot, therefor you must be a male.
>>300943
You greet your new friend, Xander McEdge. You warn him of the vampires.
>>300948
You greet Butch Hardly. You are making so many friends. You hope they are vampire hunters, unfortunately vampires are secret and hunters of something people don't know exist is highly unlikely.
Would more pictures help?
>>300984
The Who here is you, Taylor Doe. The Most Gender Neutral Person in human existence, we aren't sure what genitals he gots, but hes has em. He's Neutral
>>304137
Fuck. Replace all instances of he with "It"
>>300984
Hank Hill
>>300910
I STUDY TO GAIN GREATER KNOWLEDGE OF RICE COOKING!!!!
>Kill the vampires
>Your name is Ricardo.
>You've been taken care off by vampires since you were born.
>They are evil but they give you kisses cause they love you.
>They're actually sucking your blood but kisses sounds better.
>>304137
>You see a person exposing themselves
>That's not what it means when people say vampires suck
>They get swept up and away by vampires
>>304197
>Bwah Hank Hill screams as vampires close in on him
>You watch him
>He knocks over a barrel full of snap peas as he runs away
>That looks like real food, Vampires have not been giving you much of that
>>304929
>You eat the snap peas
>You have discovered the recipe for Rice and Vegetables
>>306928
>A person is telling you to kill the vampires
>Those vampires would kill you
>Except you are Immortal
>You team up with this strange person and you both are promptly killed
>You make a miraculous recovery from death and recover the clothes of the stranger
>Xander and Butch run away
>You follow them
I should probably add more pictures
>>307040
John Freeman
>>300910
Can I be Don Linguini please?
>>312855
lmfao, I agree.