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You are an orc. Your father was an orc. Your grandfather was a human with the innate ability to pleasure orc women.
One day, your father is killed while resisting the duke's tax collectors. They claim he has not paid his taxes, and that he is also guilty of being an orc. They are right on both counts. You are asleep while this goes on, dreaming of orc women.
When you wake up to the carnage, you quickly grab the weapon hanging off the mantle over the fireplace. What is it?
Deeply gazing into the weapon's reflection, you also feel the need to remind yourself of what your name is, and how you look, and your early childhood memories. Shiny things have a way of doing that to you.
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>>28066
You grab your axe!
You are Grunk, a good strong orc with green skin. You spend your early life doing orc things, hunting and fighting! You also like collecting shiny things, and of course, women.
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>>28091
+1
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>>28066
Explore your surroundings
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>>28066
your name is Steve
You're a big guy with repressed memories about your uncle
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>>28211
Your memories come flooding back to you. Those damp nights at your uncle's house - you've had a strange fixation on phallic objects ever since.
You put on some pants and walk out the door. You reach a crossroads. One sign points to Everberry, the closest town to the duke's hold. Another points to the Meerwoods, a tangling brush of death.
You rub your chin ponderously.
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>>28388
Meerwoods
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>>28388
go on a journey of self discovery in the woods of death, to make sure you are strong enough for the Final Showdown, when the fateful day comes
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>>28394
You decide go into the Meerwoods. You make a quick prayer to your gods, then stumble over a root. You have entered the woods.
It is a dark place - the only light filtering through casts a dark sepia on all your surroundings. You are as blind as a toad. However, you remember you have the materials for a torch in your rucksack. Unfortunately, such a torch may attract undesirables...
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>>28412
go for torch
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>>28452
You sit on a pile of sticks and rummage through your rucksack, pulling out a flint, a cloth. It takes you a while to find a stick in your rucksack, but you finally do. You have doubts whether this is how a torch is created.
You mash the three ingredients together and create the torch. You hold it above your head. It dimly illuminates the massive spiderwebs crisscrossing the treetops.
You gulp audibly.
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