Paradox Adventure

>>276045
I punch my own face.

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>>276068
You punch yourself in the face
Ow

>>276104
See if any words are on the scrap of paper

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It appears to have binary wrote on it, your not sure what it means, maybe you will later.
For know you put the paper back in you pocket.

>>276133
Knock on the door.

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>>276149
You knock on the door,you hear a metal echo down a hall. No answer from the other side.

Some OldBoy shit right here

>>276166
Internally panic.
But pick up the metal thing on the floor while you're at it.

>>276166
Grow a tumor.

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>>276185
You panic and have a mental breakdown.
You also pick up the metal thing on the floor, its a ring with an S at the top.
On the inside of the ring you see the words
"If lost return to Yogurt"
"Made in Druidia"

Weird

Play some EU4, so you can have a Paradox adventure inside your paradox adventure.

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>>276215
You grow a tumor

>>276239
Grow another tumor on top of that tumor and make a tumor tower.

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>>276218
Oh if only you had a way to play, because you dont.

You Dingus

>>276258
Pull the laptop that you've tucked away in your rectum out of your ass and start playing faggot

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>>276263
You painfully pull the laptop out of your ass.
Its covered in shit and blood now.
But at least you finally get to play EU4...damn you forgot the disk...and you have no power...or charger...this was a stupid idea.

>>276288
>disk
Just use Steam

>>276291
>You have no battery or charger for the laptop
So no

Maybe the ring will do something?

>>276328
Good idea, use it to charge the laptop

>>276133
Okay, serious talk. Is this just a bunch of numbers? Cause those don't translate to anything in binary.
1' blank blank 0

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>>276368
You use the Shwartz on the laptop hoping it will work

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>276393
Since I'm here...
It works!

>>276382
If you know Futurama youll know what it means

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>>276393
Oops

>>276421
Use the ring on yourself

>>276421
put the remaining parts of the laptop back into my anus in the hopes of finding a use for them later.

>>276430
Your an angry elf arent you

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>>276431
Ow

>>276447
use the ring on the door

>>276454
Seconding

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>>276454
You cut a hole in the door and leave the room.

>>276472
go back in the room and take a small nap, doing things is exhausting.

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>>276475
You sleep

Well thats it for today guys

>>276499
Goodnight Mobius

>>276499
perfect ending, even got dubs.

>>276501
Im not sleeping im just bored

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You wake up after your long deserved rest and look around the dark hall way, it seems to expand on for infinity both left and right due to the darkness, you also have an erection.

What now?

>>279666
Satan, we need to use the ring to cut a hole through the floor and fall through it.

This is obviously some sort of trap or contraption we need to escape.

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Also heres a monkey

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>>279707
You cut a hole in the floor around you, not very smart

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and land in a room almost exactly like the last one

>>279819
masturbate

keep cutting through the floor until the room changes, but carefully.

before you do, check out the box thing.

Hit the box as Super Mario

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>>280027
You hit the block with your head

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>>284495
ow

The monkey skullfucks your brain

cut a hole in the wall adjacent to the door