Hey, you're Chandler. You're a guy and you can do pretty much anything.
So what do you do?
roll for a high number or something and you win
Rolled 1 (1d2)
make him go through his pockets maybe I dunno
Rolled 43 (1d100)
>>2734
I change Sonic's arms back to peach color. BLUE IS EVIL!
>>2770
hey good idea
Chandler goes through his pockets. He finds a hammer.
Now what does he do?
Rolled 358, 571, 605, 285, 314, 70, 2, 265, 661, 483, 505, 268, 636, 239, 389, 612, 47, 415, 644, 192, 553, 94, 149, 182, 408 = 8947 (25d666)
>>2780
rape
Rolled 51, 21 = 72 (2d100)
be an hero
Rolled 95, 53 = 148 (2d100)
>>2780
look around
>>2787
oh no he can't do that, someone else pick something
>>2788
hey that's a good idea
Chandler commits suicide.
>>2797
oh no
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Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>2734
Autofellatio, or die trying