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You're a cowboy, not just a cowboy, but a space cowboy. You wander space to seek out those who have bounties on their head. You don't do it for the people, you're just in it for the money.
You're in your ship now, just standing there, watching the stars pass by as your ship cruises through the galaxy.
What do you do?
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>>26873
Go back home.
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go get quesdillas at space taco bell
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>>27147
A bit homesick, the cowboy decides to head back home. You set your course for Earth, but what do you do in the mean time?
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>>27196
Permanently and irreversably keep left arm extended at that length. Obtain sustanance.
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>>27147
silly Anon, Earth has been uninhabitable for decades since the gate accident
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masturbate to space porn
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>>27205
Does it matter? Shit like that is public knowledge. Dont you ever reminisce when you remember what was and what used to be?
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>>27203
The cowboy looks at his arm. Has it always been that long? What's the story.... you can't quite remember, something about masturbating... or a genetic mutation trial program.
Your ship is still headed for Earth, what now?
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>>27215
Explore ship. Open mouth to feed.
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>>27214
if you remember Earth before the gate accident, you must be pretty old
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>>27219
The cowboy wanders the ship a bit, until he gets to the kitchenette of sorts, he's hungry.
What should he prepare?
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>>27235
space quesdillas
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>>27225
We're a space cowboy, why wouldnt we be so versed, especially with access to the temporal ranches with technology nowadays? Just cuz its uninhabitable doesn't mean it doesnt serve its purpose. Plus its nice to check up on the old lady every once and a while before goin' buckwild. Everyone knows what happens when a space cowboy goes buckwild, and its never a good thing.. unless youre the cowboy of course. Trust me, the trip is much needed and itll be good for us. Why go buckwild any time soon?
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>>27235
Prepare an entire Space Taco Bell.
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>>27238
You make space quesadillas, good ones (if you can call frozen cheap shit good, and if you can call microwaving preparing). As you set them down on the counter, you look at the frame, the food reminds you of what your esposita would make you back in New Tijuana.
Times have passed, so has she, but it's good to reminisce.
Your ship is now entering Earth's atmosphere. What now?
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>>27252
Don't forget to breath, blink, and pump blood.
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>>26873
Take inventory; empty pockets onto the floor.
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>>27256
The cowboy got a bit too caught up in his thoughts, he hadn't breathed.
He snapped out of it, and started to breathe, blink, and got his blood flowing again.
That was scary.
Your ship has now landed on Earth, what now?
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>>27268
talk to the nearest female
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>>27268
We are officially left handed. Celebrate and proclaim your mastery as right to becomeva world power. Enter extraship perspective to safely observe environment
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>>27272
You get out of your ship, out onto your home planet to try and woo in a female, just for some chatter.
But you realize, it ain't like old times anymore, they come and go. Earth was wiped out after the gate accident. No one's here.
You look out on the desolate landscape, just some buildings in the distance, once bustling cities lively, but now barren.
What now?
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>>27279
go spelunking
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>>27282
The cowboy starts to spelunk, going into a cave. He sees a few houses, maybe people do live here, maybe even a female.
What now?
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>>27291
stealthily scan the perimeter for qts
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>>27296
You use your scanner to scan for QTs. Unfortunately, this is the only one which turns up. The gate accident gave the people who stayed on Earth some mutations.
What now?
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>>27307
Fuck its brains out.
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>>27307
assume it's a bounty and confront it by smashing through its window
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>>27307
Let's leave.
Can we get some genetic and cybernetic upgrades somewhere?
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>>27310
this
but wear a zombie condom for protection
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>>27310
Sometimes you gotta blow off a little steam.
You have sex with the beast for hours, it wasn't pleasant, but sex is sex.
What now?
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>>27335
tame qt beast and investigate house
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>>27335
Barge into the place on the left with a penis bull cane.
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>>27335
Take our mate with us. She may not be good, but youlk be damn sure if she doesnt get better. Besides, ship decontamination + Easy poon = Sexy shipmate. Get to know her a lil bit and press her for info.
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>>27337
The cowboy ties the girl up for now, training them. You go into the house to investigate, but nothing is there, just ashes and broken chairs.
What now?
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>>27348
Fight to establish dominance.
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>>27355
The cowboy tries to ask her some questions, what her name is, where's she from, how old is she. But all he can get is some growls. She is a mutant after all. Not much to do, but she gives good sex, so why not keep her.
What now?
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>>27366
The fight begins, the girl lunges towards the cowboy, and all he has is his trusty 941 Jericho pistol.
What now?
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>>27374
Dick her into submission with your [SWEETLIPS] ability
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>>27374
Disregard the gun, send your fist mutantwards.
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>>27375
You're able to make her submissive by using your [SWEETLIPS] ability.
What now?
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>>27395
knee her mutant cunt
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>>27395
Pull the trigger.
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>>27395
Climb on her back and take her for a ride. There's gotta be more to see if our sensors detailed she was the only QT around. And we dont take our qt sensor lightly
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>>27397
You knee that mutilated whore right in her sweet spot. The sex was gross, and quite frankly, the cowboy wasn't satisfied.
What now?
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>>27408
The cowboy's got a zero tolerance policy for mutants.
Sweet dreams, princess.
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Don't shot
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>>27429
Don't shoot?
You can't take it back, she's dead.
What now?
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>>27439
Eat her out for old times sake. Have a taste to remember her by.
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>>27439
Remember all the great times you two had together.
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>>27442
You eat her out. It isn't pleasant, but you were hungry. Blood leaks into your mouth. You probably have some diseases now.
What now?
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>>27451
Put corpse in inventory, and keep it moving.
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>>27451
return to ship
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>>27454
The cowboy put the corpse in his inventory, and found his way out of the cave.
What now?
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>>27458
drop and roll
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>>27458
return to ship
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>>27458
Buy a companion/slave
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