THE COUP

You had just went home from your duty at the borders.Your gorgeous and clutty wife (a rare sight in North Korea) lays on the sofa clothed by a thin silk nightgown. "Good evening dear..." she moaned.
What will you do?
>Tell her about the film you just watched
>Reserve that patriotic bullshit and bang her first

>>257053
Bang her

>>257053
Yeah bang her.

>>257053
What a choice this is, WOW

bang her, we're men after all....

"I had been weary for a day long service to our Motherland,dear..." you said as you unbottoned your military uniform.
"Pity," your clutty wife replied, as she loosened the lace of her pink silk gown.
"Jackpot!!!" you thought as you feasted the sight of your wife's smooth ivory legs unravel in your front.

What will you do next?
>Ask for a handjob
>Pull her thigh and put your crotch where it should be

>>257059
Now this is a hard choice...
A handjob would be good

>>257059
>THIGH
yes lets enjoy our wifes THICCness

fuck the coup

>>257059
Caress her, and grope her body+breasts.

handjob
>at climax shout BEST KOREA

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this is now lOOd quest

>>257066
Gotta love those THICC Korean housewifes

>>257067
hell yeah man, why even try to rebel when we have some this delicious asian meat

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>>257069
Damn straight

You had that thought of not staging a coup anymore, but somehow patriotism still overtook you...

"LONG LIVE COMRADE KIM JONG-UN!"your wife said as she rubbed your manhood at your satisfaction.
Not until you hear a knock in the door...

> Open the door
> ignore it

>>257073
Yell "I AM CREATING NEW SOLDIERS FOR THE GLORIOUS LEADER"

The knock grew louder. The guy doesn't seem to understand your natural cravings as a man.
This is now harder to ignore, and you need a roll of 10 from a d20 to ignore him.

>>257073
>ignore that shit
FOR THE FATHER LAND UHHHHNNNNNNNNNN

bust that nut all over the place and then answer the door while still dripping

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>257078

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>>257080

>>257081
Got ya covered brah

I wonder if OP hates us right now.

Nah

The knock subsided.You bowed to your wife who was amazed by your courage to ignore the knock.
You then realized that she had just put your Crotch's tip in her mouth!!!
>cum right now
>tell her about that movie(which you're supposed to do at the beggining)
>tell her that your manhood is far better "down" there

ignore CO
aquire qt korean housewife

Were Guard in the streets
Banging housewives in the sheets

>>257089
>cum right now

and then

>tell her that your manhood is far better down there


this is how we start the coup, we sexually break our wife and then convince her of our ideas, only then will she side with us because she'll be addicted to our glorious korean peepee

>>257089
>tell her that manhood is far better "down" there

GOD WE ARE SO HANDSOME AND RIPPED

>>257094
Fucking genius

>>257094
anon i think ive seen that movie...except taht takes place inside the classroom

[Okay, since option 3's got 2 votes already...]
You pulled your manhood outta her mouth. She seemed dismayed, but rather amused once again as you motioned for her cave.
"Death to America!!!" you screamed as you pushed and pulled your dick in her pussy.
"What are you doing dear?" your wife asked.
Moments later, you realized that you are not doing it inside her, but inside the hole of your sofa!!!

>>257099
>cum inside sofa

>>257099
"I am demonstrating what will happen to you right now!"

>>257099
Continue making love to the sofa.

>>257100
You need a roll of 15 to cum inside the sofa (considering the bravery to do such barbaric act)

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>257107
FOR THE FATHER LAND

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You laughed at yourself as you tuck your dick off the sofa.
"PUT IN MY FUCKING PUSSY!"your wife shrieked. Well, that was unexpected, but you put it in in your delight.
You said,"sweetheart, I wanna tell you something..."
But you cut up your words abruptly.Should you tell her now about the film?
> Roll a 8 to have the guts telling her

>>257115
Can we not say it?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>257117
If we roll less then 8 we can

>>257118
Oh thanks god

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Just blew up that rail-road right to hell, now what?

>>257123
Now we create a new Korean :)

"Uh, dear..."
"What is that?Oh...ohh..." she replied with moans drowning her voice.
"So, I happened to watch this film about Comrade Kim."
"Did it portray him like a fat greedy pig?"
That surprised you.
"What do you mean--you loathe Kim,too?"you asked.
"Oh. Fuck yeah. He killed my mom while dad's at labor camp."
"Join me in a coup!" you shouted.
>Roll 5 or up to let her join you in this quest(a 4 below means she'll be against you)

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>257127

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>>257130
OH MY FUCKING GOD

Can I reroll?

"Honestly, I loathe the Kim's," your wife remarked.
"Exactly!Why not join me?!"
"But...but...that's impossible!!!North Korea's got nukes, guns, bombs, and is backed by the fucking China!What's more, everyone here's like they want to lick Kim's fat ass!!!"
What will you do?
>Convince her again( w/ new roll target of 8)
>set out alone for a journey

[Okay guys...good night for now. Gonna continue dis journey tomorrow.]

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>257135
Convince her

>>257139
Nicely done friend

>>257140
Just fucking end it

>>257058
you calling all men rapists?

[I'm laughing right now since none of you guys can even roll with success]

"I'm sorry, but I've decided."
What will you do next?
>Kill your wife since she's a fucking coward
>Sleep
> Set out for an adventure at the dead while it's still dark

>>257152
>Set out for an adventure at the dead while it's still dark

>>257157
You brought a backpack w/ you containing:
pistol
20 bullets
food(rare in north Korea)
a pic of your wife
tissue(in case you'll jizz on while imagining your wife)

>>257160
Jizz on the food, eat the tissue, tear up the pic an d then shoot yourself in the head.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

before we go we leave a message to meet me in this area if she decided to join our cause

if roll lower than 12 she report us to kim

also insert inspirational and arousing message to her

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>257160
Time to hunt south Korean imperialist dogs

>>257162
Roll a d20 with target of 18 to do that.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>257167

>>257166
You misunderstood the storyline,sir.You're against the Kim regime, not the SK Kpopboos

>>257165
goddamn it op can we use this?

For a moment, you thought of jizzing on the food, eating the tissue, then blowing your own head off. But you rejected it;"I have a dictator to kill," you thought.
What will you do next?(Remember:you wear army uniform, so you are not suspicious)
>Go to Town Armory and steal some guns and ammo
>Go to the forest

>>257172
[Wait for it, anon.]

>>257176
go to nearest paper or printng press and print some propaganda...also this>>257165

>>257176
>Go to Town Armory and steal some guns and ammo. And maybe one of our old army friends to join our cause

[Gentlemen, roll a d20 and the one w/ highest no. gets his choice done]

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>257182
Nat 20 we get a meeting with Glorious leader

Rolled 2 (1d20)

steal a tank, a few MG some ammos and a three man tank member perferabbly girls

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>257176
>Go to Town Armory and steal some guns and ammo

>>257182
(1d20) Does this work?
If natural 20, become the epitome of masculine man and make every Korean fall in love with him, so much that his popularity starts to threaten Kim's divinity.

>>257200
Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>257200
Type dice+1d20 in the Options section.

>>257184
>>257179
You suddenly thought of going to town armory, but you remembered it was fully guarded. Anyway, you chose to enter the propaganda headquarters of the Workers' Party of Korea, since rumor has it it doesn't even have a single night guard.
You approached the warehouse, but the main door doesn't seem to open!
What will you do?
>Break the door( roll 11+ for dat)
>Search for other hidden doors (roll 15+)
>Get the key at the sleeping guard's pocket

>>258808
>Get the key from the sleeping guards pocket
we are in uniform, we are inspecting warehouse incase of capitalist propaganda

>>258808
>Get the key at the sleeping guard's pocket

You sneaked like a retard for the sleeping guard's pocket, but he suddenly woke up!!
"Holy Kim's scrotum!" the guard shouted. He suddenly stood up and approached for a gun, then pointed it to you.
"Wait!I'm not doing anything!" you exclaimed.
What will you do?
> Shoot to the guard dead(11 roll target)
>Calm the guard down(9 roll target)

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>260067

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>260067
>Calm the guard down(9 roll target)