You are bob

>>253612
Punch own face.

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put on hero costume

Contesting options. Roll 2d6, see who has higher number

Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d6)

>>253622

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You see the crisis ahead of you and decide to become someone you haven't been in a long time. You search around your house and find your old "captain armadillo" outfit.

"What the hell are you doing, Bob!" Yells octa as she sees you put on the costume "you can't be serious. You have no powers, remember last time you where captain armadillo?!"

(Btw sorry for The scrappy art, but I think it's adds to the experience) What does Bob do?

>>253635
Kiss Octa, say "I must go my people need me!" and then fly off (or pretend to) like a generic superhero to the opposite direction.

>>253630
punch away octa and leave the apartment

Roll, my boys (punch guy, actually roll this time, sorry if I didn't give you time)

Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d6)

>>253639
>>253651
sorry i will roll next time instantly when i post something

That's a good idea, just roll with your move! (Thanks, I'm a first time GM at this)

Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d6)

>>253657
hypersonic shell punch

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You, uncharacteristically, kiss Octavian goodbye and say "I must go, my people need me!" And you whoosh of, "flying" down the hallway down the stairs outside where you are confronted by a green man pointing a laser at you.

What do you do? (Remember Tue supply backpack! And remember to roll with your move)

Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d6)

>>253673
do a barrel roll to run him over

Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d6)

>>253673
Lick him and then do an uppercut.

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You lick him and instantly fall to your knees and throw up, having never tasted such horrors in your life. You try to punch him but hit yourself. as you lie in a puddle of your own puke he shoots you vaporizing your right arm.

what do you do?
(Remember you have a backpack full of things)

Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d6)

>>253699
Pull out your pink rubber "whacking stick" and hit him with it like an angry baseball pitcher.

Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)

>>253699
try to play dead until he leaves

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You get up, with one bleeding arm socket, grab a giant pink "fun stick" (dildo) out of your bag and wack the alien's head open with it. "Captain armadillo "takes pleasure" in saving the day"
Octa runs down in her "opposum blossom" superhero outfit and says "BOB WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?"

What do you do?

(You are now seriously hurt, you still roll against each other but if your rolls are less than a 5 they will still happen but anything physical will be fucked up [this lasts untill you get healed] and you can only roll once!)

Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d6)

get to raven and ask for help

>>253724
Btw raven lives out in the woods so it's gonna be a bit to get there.

Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d6)

>>253718
Rub his blood on your wounds.

[b]bob[/b]

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You rub the aliens blood in your wound, ignoring octa, and start hallucinating, you feel high, like a mix of lsd, and weed. Everything around you seems far off. (Bob's pov, btw) You hear a voice say "okay, I'm taking you to raven" as you get whisked away on a cloud. You get attacked by an alien along the way, but you stop it with your superpowers. Eventually the cloud drops you off deep in the scsrry forest to the house of a beautiful hound witch named "Raven" she opens the door and says "oh god! What happened to Bob!" Those are the most beutiful words you've ever heard.

What do you do?

>>253737
Hug whoever that is then say "I have ascended to a higher plane of existence".

Rolled 1, 1 = 2 (2d6)

>>253749
Forgot to roll.

>>253749
>ascended to a higher plane
First off, roll when you do an action, and second "raven" is your friend who is a witch, you have a crush. on her but your high so..yeah

Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d6)

>>253751
say "please help me i got in contact with the ayy lmao meme"

>>253751
>roll when you do an action
Are you blind? >>253750

>>253737
"Raven please heal me"

Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d6)

>>253760

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"Please, you've got to help me get in contact with the ayy lmao meme" you say. The cloud and the beautiful misyic woman have a conversation that you only hear as a murmur, before taking you into a scary, gothic manor and strap you to a table in the middle of a room "ň̨̩̮̓ͧ̇͝o̶ͩ̊̔̍͝ͅw̵͎̘͓͕͙͔ͤ̓ͭ̈̉́̀,̼̼̭̗̮͇͎̯̼̊͂ͯ͡ ̴͖͍̫̝̰̓̽B̯̺ͨ̏͑ǫ̵̻̼̞͙͔̗̤̤̗̒̇ḇ̷̨̘̈́͆̕,̸̥͈̹̻͌ͮ͝͠ ̡̼̦̩̭̞͖̞ͧ͛̓̽ͮͨy̡̳̮̹̹͚̮̎̽ͮ̍͠o̭̊ͤṳ̧̻̖̙̩̺̯̽̆ͧͨ̓̽ͣ'̷͕̖̫̦̲̬̲͈͍̄͠r̜͓̳̫͇̲̭̹ͧ̉ͯ̅̐͗͜͜ẻ̵̢̗̪͉ͯ̾̄̒ͧ̍̑̏ͅ ̓̈ͯ̎͌͠͏͕̭͉͖̰̱g̺͉̩̒ͯ̽̏̉ͨo̒ͨ͐ͦ̋ͨ̐̾̕͏̨̳͉̺̫n̡̟̜̟ͫ̓̾̂̋̈̈̑͟͢n̥͔͇̯̻͌ͪ̓ͪ̎͞͞å̷̬̲͇͓̬͈͂ͨ̅ͥ̎ͨ̆̚ ̰͉̼͉͑̀̾̋̋̚͘b̢̛̮̜̖̗̰̓͗̄̉e̛͕̝̟̠͑̌̇̔̉ͨ͆̚͜ ̜͚̼̬̲̪ͥ̈́́ͅͅó̵̻̱̝̣͎̜ͥk̡̧̝͉̥̈̏ͪͦ̃̊̾͝a̪̰̰̘̪̣̥̬͂̇͛̒ͯͫ̚̚͜͜͢y̢̺̟̖ͨ̀̆̀͘.̠̖̜̭ͭ́̍ͪ ̢͑ͨͧ̃̈́̌ͬ̚͏͇̞̫Ḭ̛̫͎̤̘̗̤̌̊̓̂̈́'̴̰͈̜̬̤͕̩͋̾̃͑̐̀ͅm̷̦̟̣̲̫̯̻̓͒̀ ̠͖̣͉̞̜͚͐̄̄͑g̗̣̝͇͛ͦ͂ͨͨͫͧọ̷͙̾ͭ̉̋̚͜͝n̡̩̝̣̭̗̖͙͛ͫ̓ͯ͛̎̚ͅn̴͇̞͐͋͋̂̈ͮͯͯ̕ạ̰̻̮̯̬̞ͧ̾̾ͦ͌̔͝͝ ͇̜͕͈̪̪͕͂̉̓͛͒̓̋́͞ͅh̜̟͍́͗̐̅̂͑͘ͅe̼̞̭̱̫ͦ̉̐̚͢a̧̾ͮ̒ͮ͠҉͈̘͚l̶̵̥̱͓̭̫̲̟̽̊̓̾ͨ̍͋ͦ̕ ̷̯̟̫͚͔̹̏̔̐͝y̭̻̣̘̗ͩ́̊o̧̨͉͉̦͕̣̻̰̟͋͒͝ǘ̵̡͍̻̟̩̩̱͈ͧ͜.̧͈̞̼̲̣̗ͤ ͖̩͖̪͈̅̿̚Y̮̳̣̠̩̜̘̙͉̋̇͜o̢̫̱͔̱̘̖̙̫͋ͩ͊ͧͨͧ̄̕u̪̫̬̲̝̪̾͊̈́͒ͩͦͬ͜͡ ̄͑͒̂ͨͫͩ͏̺̟͚ŗ͎͈̞̼͕̪̙͖̆̏̇͑̒ͫ̚ͅe͉̖͖̺̬͊ͤ͗̏ͬ̾̏̂m̷̸̙̜̞̦̭̬͇̟͊̽ͬ̌e̡̺̩̼̘ͨͩ͊́ḿ̟͎̮͓̩̯̑ͥ͋͊b͓͍̗̖̞ͥ̊e̞̯̗̳̒̿̈́ͫ̏ͫͧ̍́́͞ř̢̨̠͙̗͖̲̹̯̼͑ͫ̉͂́ ͖̭̳̭̙̳̼ͯ̅̇ͣͣͫ̂ͅm̡̝͖͙̦͙̂ę̯̱̪̙̰̻̦̣̫ͦ̄ͪ́?̡̾͡҉̭͉ ̴̫̼́̂ͨ̚R̗̾ͮ̆͋͛̆͊ͣ͡ȁ̵̡͔̪̖̖̦̜͙͐̕v̞̪̭̫̠̄̏͑̿͗͑̎̀e̱͎ͩ̉n̰͙ͮͧ̽̊̀͌̿̚?̓͛̋͊́͑҉̱̜̲͖̲̦̣͈́ ̞̭͂͋ͦ͐Y̨̧̮̰̦̞̫ͪ͐̾̋̀͛̇̐o̲͔͗̇̈́͊͑̈ͫ̈û͕͚ͭͩ͋r͕͇̘̈́̈̈͒̐ͥ͐̌͝͞ ̴̹̘͓̰̯̺͓͙̹ͤ́ͨ̀̒̂ͣͯ̔͡f͉ͩ̓̂ř͆͡҉̠̼ḯͬ҉̡͙̠̟̹͖̫e̴͚͙̳͒ͮ̃̐͊̑ͣ̐͜͠n̝̫̠̝̥ͨ̃͘ͅď̰̘̳̗̩̫̗ͧͪ͗̔ͦͮ̒͠.͍̭̱̲̱̃͌͛ ͨͬ̌̆͐̈́҉̭̜H́͑̎ͫ̔ͨ̐ͭ͏̧͍͓̀a̸͎̠̜̝̮̬̘͚̪̿̍͞ñ̷̗͖ͫ͑̑͒̑̄͑̉g̮̹̤̉ ̴̏ͥ͂͌ͨ̇̂ͬ͋҉̖̮̱ĭ̤̳͎͍̝͂͘͜n̴̺͚̭̦̲̙͉̟͛ͧ̾̄ͦ͝͡ ̽̋̃ͪͧ͏̠̬̰̹̲țͮͨ̚h̢̜͔͍͙̬̘̿͛̕ͅeͨ͛̿̊̐҉͘͏͍̪̼̟̘ͅͅr͐̃̎҉̳̲̰̱̞͖e̶̡̡̞̲̮̲͇̥̤͒ͬͅͅ ̴̻̻̱̥̎͐ͥ͒̋ͮ̋̀͝b̷̷̥̂͆̃ȗ̓͌͗̔̚͏̤͎͖͕̲̪̫d̵̴̺̲̘̲̞̲͉͎ͭͫͯ͑͡d̦̟̰̮̐ͩ͒́y̧̼̥͇͎̝̱ͨ̊͗̇̄͐̓ͣ͘.̖̰̖͎̓̂͆ͥͩ͑.̶̨̺̖̳̟̲̜̼̤ͩ̉͘.̱ͭ̅́͝͞"

What do you do!?

Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)

>>253763
Stay still and let it happen.

Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)

>>253763
Whip our dick put and pretend we couldn't help it.

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in your "enlightened state" you know exactly what this situation calls for. A beautiful woman, a cloud. With your one arm you whip out your dick and start jacking it . You hear another murmer "M̄̒̐͂͂͒͋̾͆̊̀҉͘҉̩̝͍̣͕̱͔͖͚å̪̳̮͈̺͙̭͍̯͕̣̙̮͎̺͖̾̑͒ͯ̔̃̈́̀͟n̶̵̲̜͓̰̘̝͚̐ͬͦ̽ͯͭ̐̾ͭ̀ͅ,̧̯̩̱̝͙͇̹̩͓̻̙̥̙̦ͫ̿ͭ̊̐̕̕͟͞h̸̸̠̞̪̯͖̬̤̟̮̲̳̲͉̲̠̻ͣ͒͌ͨ̾ͯ̈́͜e̊̿͌̈ͥ̆̉ͨͤ͋ͥ͏̷̩͚̹̫͈͔̲̳̦̗́͢͜'̧̠̳͔͖͔̻̲͖̰̭͓̳̬̭̱̬ͮͩ̿̑̽͢͜͢͞ͅͅs̃͛ͦͯ͊͐̃ͭ̇ͥ̄̔̈́͏̛̕͠҉̩͚͓̱͕̞͍̫͙̤̖ͅ ̸̶̨͉̺̠͎̟̬̮̩̤̱̤̲͇͕͕͛̉ͤ̿̅̄͗̑̿̇̃̅ͧͯ͂͋́͒R̀ͨ̓ͨ̄̓̒͊̆́͏̶̨̦͓̖͖͎͕̱͡ͅE̪̖̲̱̭̭͎͑̍ͤͩ͌̇̔̽͂̕̕̕͠A͆ͮ̎̌̃̈̅ͤ̌ͨ͑͒̎̅̚̕҉͍̯͕̩̭͎̗͚͙̥͈L̶̢͓͓̘̭̫̟̲̱̥̥͍̹̟̱̈̈́̈ͮ̂͑̚͘͡L̉ͭ̍̽͋͌̂͏̶̳̪̝̠̤͓̯͖̝̘̘͘͞͠Ÿ̷̴̢̲͓̫͖̟̝̥̭̪̼̹̝͖͚̥̬̱̤̖ͤ̓̒͂̃̇̈́̂͂ͨͩ̚͜͝ ̗͓̫͇̭̫̝̬͖̠̯͙̜̇ͮ̃̀ͤͯͦ̑̇͗̉̊͋̏̀̕͞f̨̠̫̯͍̺̥̻͓̭͓͓͎͔̒̾ͥ͘u̅ͤͧͩ̈̾ͧͮ̐ͨ͘҉͇̜͔͖̬̜̀c̢̢͕̬̮͍̣͈̰͔̊ͫͩ͛͗̓ͨͬͦͮͦ̕͟ǩ̵̼͚̲̹̻͙̲̼͉̹͎̻̯͚̗ͮͩ͗͘͟͟ͅę̸̯̟̠̱̭̜̃̾ͩ̎ͦͪ͒͂͌̉͆̋͌̽̐ͣ̈̂̑ḑ̯̩̲͖̺͊̊͆ͦͮͪ͝͝ ̟͕͉̥̮̝̞̩̘̞̎ͯ̑̋ͬ̏ͧͤ̆̿͛̄̃ͣ͆̇͜͟ͅũͥ̈ͣ͛̒͋ͧ͛̾̓͆͋͗҉̣͇̺̜̭͔̘͙͍̥p̡̻̗̳̤̼͌ͣ͒̄̽ͬ̔̅̇̓ͯ̐̓́̀͜͡͠.̶̡ͬͪ͂ͣ͌ͬͦ́ͥ̒̎̕҉̼̟͎̦̘̳ͅ" You hear some weied sounds and...BAM! Your back to normal, no longer high, two arms, and you realize You are in your friend/crushe's house jacking it. You out your dick away "RAVEN AYY LMAOS ARE ATTACKING!"
"YEAH" says Octa "they did that to him, we need help

"I'm not sure what I could do to help, honestly. I'm more into magic than science. I could help heel you guys in the field, but fighting isn't really my thing yo-you know that"

What do you do?

Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)

>>253777
Ask her to make magic powered super suits for you three to wear.

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"I can't just make shit out of nowhere, Bob! Listen, I can give you powers but they are only temporary, and you'll have to pay a price! Are you sure?"

What do you say?

Rolled 5, 4 = 9 (2d6)

>>253783
That depends. Ask her what the price is.

>>253788
In a melodramatic and playfully voice she says "well the price, my dear Bob, is ETERNAL DAMNATION! Now there are ways of undoing said price after the fact but, I don't think you'd mind either ways" she pats you on the head. "So waddaya say?"

>>253789
Let's do this! What powers can we get?

Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d6)

>>253794
Dammit. Did it again. Here's my roll.

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>>253795
" Bob, you get superstrength and flight, Octa you get invisibility and fire"

"Man, I really wanted fire" you say

"You, with fire.....I'm not crazy."

Octa suddenly gets real exited to kick some alien ass. "Lets go team!" She turns invisible and you trip over her. (Sorry posted tripig pic to early)

Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)

>>253801
>implying that super strength is a lot safer than fire

Apologize to Octa then ask them if they have any clues where these green guys are coming from.

>>253803
Octa turns visable again and freaks out "I DONT KNOW, THE SKY!" (This is it for tonight. I'll see if this is still up rommorow morning)

Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d6)

>>253807
Tell them that you'll scout ahead then fly off and search the skies for anything odd.

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"Up up and away!" You shout as you fly off, as you get into the suburbs of the city an alien ship shoots at you!

What do you do?!

>>254444
Pull your charismatic moves on the fucking alien.

Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d6)

>>254474

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Of course, an <i> alien that doesn't speak your language </i> , perfect! You snap finger guns at the alien and say "hey there, how about you just lower the ship and we can have a little tal-"

<b> BAM </b> you get lazer blasted. As you fall to the ground you realize your special is 1,1,1,1,1,1,1.
You get up off the ground and see a bunch of ships coming right for you! Oh no!

What do you do?

Rolled 4, 4 = 8 (2d6)

>>254521
Show them the dance of our peoples, hopefully we can make peace with these noble space aliens.