>Be you
>Fucking hedge-knight scrub
>Crappy Bastard sword
>Tiny ass parry knife
>25 silver coins in your pocket
>Some strange green bottle on your hip
You're hungry as balls since you woke up from your nap under a hedge. What do you do?
Proceed to cut left arm with the parry knife amd eat it to saciate hunger and restore hp
>>251955
Go to a tavern
look around and try to remember
Trade In that weak sword for a Sick Battle Axe And Hunt Some Wildlife.
Buy a medieval sandwich.
>>251955
Swirds use to cost 5 pfnning, 5 silver, so buy a new sword