Satan's Quest

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I don't know who did this one, but it's amazing. If anyone can credit it for me, please do it.
Also, OP pic was done by GBA.

>>249079
Crazed Alchemist

>>249079
The pic is from ShwigityShwonShwei or S-Purple.
Also, do we have to choose one from the pic, can't we make our own champion?

>>249074
Amazonness Huntress.

Very bestial.

>>249096
Hmm, sure. Go ahead.
If it get many votes i'll do it!
King told me he loves the idea as well!
I'll up the time to 25 min so you can work it counting from this post:
>>249093

>>249079
Our tale for this evening will bid us be the Androgynous Cleric Kid, of course.

>>249079
Amazon Huntress

>>249074
>>249079
>>249105
Thanks.
Bipedal Scorpiongirl Tomboy :^)

>>249110
Wait, no, Realigned Villanous Vixen

>>249110
Based as fuck.

>>249114
Oh son of a kike!

>>249074
>>249112
She'd be a brawler, using her fists and body as weapons and the environment to her advantage.

>>249112
Write a quick preview of the character so i can know what i'm working with, please. (In case it wins)

>>249101
>>249110
>>249114
I see you guys like champions with "talent".
Very fitting.

>>249074
>>249112
wew
but here's a vote for scorpion-chan

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>>249112
>>249128
Not 10 minutes in and scorpiongirl is already winning.
Holy shit you guys, the memes.
But i'll do it if it wins. Just for you.

It's not like i can twist it, RIGHT?

>>249093
Re-rolling

>>249139
Why not make a poll?

>>249127
>>249139
A brawler living in a rough part of a city, equipped with giant claws enshrouding her hands as gauntlets and a tail. During her city life, she has learned a mastery of street fighting and using her environment to her advantage. She is hotheaded and aggressive in nature.

>>249112
Voting for this, actually.

Bipedal Futa Scorpion Girl Tomboy

She will be a scorpion-style martial arts expert.

>>249141
Calm down, you don't need to roll yet. We're still voting for the champion.

>>249144
Because i'm a lazy devil and i like to see the chaos in a thread.

>>249139
>>249144
>>249139
>Why not make a poll?
Because there's 35 options in the pic, plus chargenned characters and this way has ID to prevent samefaggotry

>>249139
Amazoness, purely for the abs

>>249148
One too many stingers.

>>249139
>>249147
Also, we are fairly muscular compared to your average girl.

>>249148
Just noticed this was the 3rd vote.
So we're all set!
Gimme some time so i can write.

>>249079
Iron General

CMON BBY

>>249147
give her black short hair too

>>249172
Sure, why not.

>>249171

>>249127
>Write a quick preview of the character so i can know what i'm working with, please
A fine toned (especially the abs) futanari scorpion girl that has only two legs (thus the "Bipedal"), a large stinger, an extra pair of bug eyes above her normal human eyes, and very tomboyish in nature. She is a brawler who is great at using her natural weapons to get what she wants when she wants. Her venom paralyzes rather than kills. She is often has a confident look, smiling at adversity as just another challenge to be overcome. She also has short green hair and tanned skin.

That's how I imagine her.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>249171
forgot how to roll

>>249169
>>249176
A raven-haired half human brawler living in a rough part of a city, our monster blood granting us giant claws that enshroud our hands and a long tail. During her city life, she has obtained a mastery of street fighting and using her environment to her advantage. She is hotheaded and aggressive in nature due to her way of life, and has a bit of a tan.

>>249180
well shit, i know that means nothing but thats good

>>249127
Can we bring two companions?

>>249127
>>249178
>>249182
A fine toned half-human who lives in the slums. Her monstrous blood grants her a large stinger paired with giant claws enshrouding our hands and slightly more durable skin. Her lifestyle has given her a tomboyish and hotheaded nature along with skill in street brawling, using her natural weapons and environment to get what she wants. Her venom paralyzes rather than kills. She is quite confident, adversity being nothing more than a challenge to be overcome, a small hurdle to bypass. Her hair is short, messy and black, and her skin is fairly tanned. She may have a dick?

>>249127
>>249203
Sounds good to me.

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You're in control of a scorpiongirl.
You live in a peaceful city. Peaceful when strange shit doesn't happen i mean.
Which is fairly common.
You make a living of illegal fights in the roughest part of the city.
You're also very fit and tomboyish, but you have a nice big pair of TALENT.
I'm talking about your claws. Of course. You get the idea.
You used to have a nice slim tail which you used to sting and paralyze people.
But after a tough fight with this John guy, you lost it in a rather grusome manner.
Still, you beat the crap out of him with your claws, disguised as fists.
Today, you already have some pocket money, but you haven't had lunch yet and it's past 3pm.
You're starving. What are you going to do?
d100 rolls are in full effect. You can only request things related to the "god" you choose. One wish per 66 get.

And this pic... is totally unrelated. Just clicked it by mistake. Oops.

>>249183
Get a 66 and you shall have it. Ask Santa, of course.

>>249074
Monitoring thread

>>249213
damn. a man can dream

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>249213
So how does rolling a 66 go? Can we roll first and then request the god and wish?

>>249213
Mug nearest man you find by exposing your TALENT

>>249219
I'm serious. Roll a d100.
If you do get it, you can ask anything.

>>249218
You were since the start of the universe.

>>249223
Yes, roll first along with the normal action. If you get it, you can wish later.

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>249213
kek
>>249223
And you were so close too.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>249231
i'll keep trying.

Anyways, go some cafe downtown. Meet people.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>249213
Rolling for our tail to grow back. Santa pls give her a bio-mecha tail that can shoot lasers.

Also, we do a live masturbation show for some not so well off people; we show them the goods and they give us enough cash to eat for a week.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>249239
We'll all keep trying.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>249240
Thats rather...dark. I love it!

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>249239
To the cafe we go, I suppose.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>249240
wew

What happened to not spamming d100's?
P.S. If you roll dubs, I will give free advice that will not help anyone or anything while ITT.
>>249245
seek lemon ice tea

>>249230
While you leave your shitty apartment, you find a nerd with his newly bought Battlefield 1.
YOU'RE INFURIATED THAT YOU NEVER HAD SUCH THINGS
You punch claw? him in the face.
It's a little disguting because of all the fat neckbeard grease
ROLL A D20 to see effects
1-5: Fail
6: Great success
7-11: The neckbear grease manages to save him from your punch
11-16: He is hurt
17-20: Success

>>249240
reroll for Santa to give MC an invulnerable bio-mechanical scorpion tail that can shoot lasers.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>249264

>>249266
That might count?

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>249264

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>249257

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>249266
Reroll for the lack of reroll.

>>249269
>69
Super sexy fail?

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>249262
Gotta reroll.
>>249275
First roll, Steven.

>>249266
Oh shit. I just realized.

My post got a 66 dubs. DOES THAT COUNT?

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>249264

Rolled 53 (1d100)

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>249271

Guys, please. Do not forget rule 7.

>>249268
Your claw slides through all that grease. The neckbeard notices you
>YOU'RE NOSH TAKIN MUH NEW GAYM OF DE YEER
He runs away, but he is still close. What do?

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>249279

>>249266
Celery is good for you

>>249296
Leap towards them.

>>249268
>>249281
Hmm... I'll say a 666 post number will count for 6 wishes.

>>249296
Yell at him in a shrill dialect.
Then taunt his gamer skills by yelling about how he's supposed to be rushing B

>>249296
Rage and tackle him. Grip him tightly with your claws to keep him down, even if it cuts him.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>249266
Reroll

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>249305
support

last roll for a bit

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>249297

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>249292

>>249322
I recommend pants

>>249306
You activate your rage.
YOU RUN LIKE A MADSCORPION
You try to grab him with your claws.
Emphasis on "try". Your rage makes it so you can't control your strenght.
You rip him in half.
JUST A NORMAL DAY IN THE CITY OF HELLSVILLE
He has an stupid game, 50$ a greased hot dog and a discount voucher for Burger Steven King
What do you take? And what do you do then?

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>249319

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>249335
It's time to go to Burger King.

>>249335
Take the cash and RUN

>>249335
Eat everything expect 50 bucks

>>249335
Cry. Cry angrily at your fate as such a damned poor creature. Why do you have to live like this?

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>249266
reroll

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>249340
To get in the mood I recommend eating Burger King Until you vomit.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>249340

>>249340
You leave everything in the body you just murdered.
Stealing is wrong, right?
You go to Burger King. It's fairly empty. Nearly no line.
You proceed on ordering your food. The new guy, Steve, takes a while to operate the drink machine.
You pay, take your food and sit at a table near the wall.
There are some people in here as well:
A medieval knight with a mercenary, 2 wizards, a guy with a pirate, a lonely shady guy and Brandy
OH SHIT BRANDY. She is your ex. She is totally gay and left you when discovered you're a futa.
HOLD THAT SPAGHETTI MY NIGGA. What do?

>>249365
Eat her

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>249365
Punt her in the cunt

>>249367
you're not hungry anymore. Come on.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>249365
Check em.

>>249370
Well, cunt punting it is then
did 4chan die for a second?

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>249266
reroll

Fukkin 4chan died and made me double post.

>>249369
You're still mad at her. WHO THE BITCH THINK SHE IS.
You stand up and run at her while you say:
>Hey Brandy, how is it going you CUNT?
Then you kick her as hard you can in the cunt.

ROLL A D20 to see effects
1-5: Fail
6: Great success
7-11: You hit the table in the process. It hurts
11-16: You're not as strong in the legs as in your arms. But it's still a kick in the cunt
17-20: Success

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>249394
My favorite

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>249394

>>249396
Tell her that you MEANT to do that.
Then beat the shit out of the table in order to establish dominance.

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>249396
nice

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>249266
reroll

Rolled 7 (1d100)

test

>>249396
>Wow. I'm sure the table is mad at you. Stupid fuck.
I don't know about the table, but you definitely ARE mad
But you can't say that, can you? Also, it hurts like stepping on a lego.
Okay, maybe not so much let's not get crazy here. But it hurts.
What do?

Drink Brandy to make the pain go away

>>249417
It appears we have hurt both a cunt and a table

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>249417
Kill the people at the table and rape Brandy after kidnapping her.

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>249408

>>249426
All the niggas in the hood appear and starting yelling about that sick burn.
Brandy is PISSED. She stands up.
She got thicker than the last time you hanged out. Must be Burger King's fault.
Then the bitch SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE
THE. NERVE. YOU. DID. NOT.[/gress]
The hood boys make a circle around you two and start chanting in unison:
>FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
How will you fight back?

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>249447
Fuck that cunt up

Rolled 91 (1d100)

might as well throw my hat into the ring

Conjure a wieldable magic rubber chicken that eats babies and loves bad dreams.

>>249447
Jump on her and violently rape her with your massive claw hand. Stretch her out and make her remember why she chose you as a lover in the first place.

>>249447
Say fighting is for pansies and challenge her to free form jazz.

>>249447
>/gress
I can not explain that much of a derp

Also,
>No 66 until now
Wow.

>>249455
I'd recommend being less rape-y

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>249266
reroll

How has nobody gotten a 66 yet?

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>249447

Rolled 21 (1d100)

*insert casual 66*

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>249461
We're obviously Chaotic Evil, what with how we straight up murdered someone, left their stuff on their corpse, then ran up to someone and cunt punted them.

Our character is obviously insane. Might as well do as many heinous and insane things as possible.

>>249466
Patients is a virtue.

>>249471
Just a prank bro

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>249473
Patience*

I take it that spelling is optional.

>>249266
reroll

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>249466

Rolled 32 (1d100)

Rolled 55 (1d100)

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>249481

>>249491
>69
that has to be worth something

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>249266
reroll

>>249456
Testing a thing with formatting:
You take off your clothes
Just to reveal jazz clothes underneath
>You stilysh son
She is a basic bitch and have no jazz clothes on
But she doesn't give up
Some of the niggas start busting some jazz on their cars
You move first

BUT, only tomorrow.
I'm sorry i have to end this now, but tomorrow i'll see my girlfriend and i'd rather not do it without sleeping.
d100s are off now, sorry guys.
I'll add some new gets for you dudes depending on conditions, when the gods can alter fate more easily, okay?
So see ya lads tomorrow. Maybe i'll do a quickie session in the morning. I'll try to warn in this thread before i start.

Also, >>249461
Rape is ok, murder is ok, etc etc.
Just do not exaggerate on fetiches, as stated.
Welp, thanks everyone for participating!

>>249491
>>249494
You get a thumbs-up of approval.

>>249494
>That get
That has to be worth something

>>249502
We will stop being Him and get our tail back eventually!

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>249502
>d100s are off
And then someone finally gets the 66. Calling it now.

Take your saxaphone and shove it up her vagina. Then play it by compressing her torso over and over, not caring what it actually sounds like.

>>249502
>>249507
Good night Satan!
see you tomorrow and when I die!

>>249509
I never said you are Him. You are a 100% scorpiongirl. You just lost the tail in a street fight with John.


Reformatting:
You take off your clothes
Just to reveal jazz clothes underneath
>You stilysh son
She is a basic bitch and have no jazz clothes on
But she doesn't give up
Some of the niggas start busting some jazz on their cars
You move first

BUT, only tomorrow.
I'm sorry i have to end this now, but tomorrow i'll see my girlfriend and i'd rather not do it without sleeping.
d100s are off now, sorry guys.
I'll add some new gets for you dudes depending on conditions, when the gods can alter fate more easily, okay?
So see ya lads tomorrow. Maybe i'll do a quickie session in the morning. I'll try to warn in this thread before i start.

Also, >>249461
Rape is ok, murder is ok, etc etc.
Just do not exaggerate on fetiches, as stated.
Welp, thanks everyone for participating!

>>249491
>>249494
You get a thumbs-up of approval.

>>249528
To stop looking like Him.

>>249523
G'night y'all.

>>249519
If you had gotten it, i'd give it to you. Seriously. But you didn't.

>>249531
That was a joke. You don't look like him.
The character is a cute, but brawly scorpiongirl, just as you guys described. Except that she lost the tail.
Now i'm off.

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>249536
Still want to get my tail back. I'ma roll dat 66 eventually and get it back for her.

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>>249539
>>249539
>>249539
>>249539
>>249539
YOU SPENT YOUR 66

>>249539
TOP
FUCKING
KEK

>>249544
I still did it. I'm happy.

If you decide that it doesn't count, then that is alright. I will just continue to try and try again.

>>249539
I'd recommend better timing.

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>>249539
It doesn't, sorry.
Welcome to hell, tho.

Now i'm seriously out. Bye, peeps.

PS: FUCKING CAPTCHA AND CLICKING STREET SIGNS

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>249557
Meh.

>>249557
How about a post number of 666?

Rolled 7 (1d100)

Welp. I've had the worst day anyways. I'ma just chock it up to luck fucking with me all day, and allowing OP to get a good chuckle in also.

Hopefully it makes the thread more worth continuing later.

I'ma get that 666 get at the very least.

Rolled 41 (1d100)

Rolled 68 (1d100)

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>249583
>>249579
and as he rolls into the night, the thread around him grew dim as the rest of the anons tired and fell silent in slumber.
Sleep tight, random roller.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>249587
Aye. I'm getting to the 666 get faster.

Rolled 28 (1d100)

Rolled 48 (1d100)

Rolled 27 (1d100)

Rolled 91 (1d100)

Rolled 18 (1d100)

Rolled 65 (1d100)

Rolled 57 (1d100)

Rolled 67 (1d100)

Rolled 98 (1d100)

Rolled 97 (1d100)

Rolled 18 (1d100)

Rolled 11 (1d100)

Rolled 97 (1d100)

Welp. Here goes nothing.

6 wishes or bust. If bust, I'ma quit the thread forever in shame. If I obtain the 666 get, then I will save the wishes for specific times when needed in the thread.

FOR THE GLORY OF BIPEDAL FUTA SCORPION GIRL.

>>249660
Oh shit. One more try.

Damn front page doesn't update worth shit. It straight up has missed 8 posts just within the last 10 posts.

666 get?

Watch as I cuck him from 666.

>>249667
>>249660
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>249667
You can always try next time.

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>>249675
Nope. I said I am quitting the thread in shame if I fail, so that's what I do.

You all have a fun quest.

>>249667
>>248666
But look who did get it.

>>249723
How did I even,
>>249666

Just woke up, and I missed a fellow God's quest. Damn

SESSION IN 10 MINUTES
Probably a quick one tho.

>>249680
You are free to always try again. Just don't spam the shit out of it. Come on.
I DID say i was gonna add more get number to you guys.

I'm willing to let you guys do anything you want, as long as you get.
But if that goes shitnuggets and derails and spams everything like so, i'm abolishing the system.

>>249723
That was my 3rd 666 in this board

>>250077
Santa is finally here! And with a 77.
Guess what the newest get will be?

Oh hell no nigger
You're a scorpiongirl in a jazz off against you ex, Brandy.
All the hood is watching and you are well dressed and well prepared
>You look nothing like HIM. I just like to fuck with ya guys
Brandy is pissed, as you're trying to pull that shit on her again on a Burger King
You move first, what do?

d100s are on. Gets are 18, 66 and 77.
But 18 is for King, 66 for me and 77 for Santa.
Get a 100 and you can choose your deity.
Easy enough?
RULE 7 IS IN FULL VIGOR

>inb4 i'm too early and everyone is sleeping

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>>250264
Forgot pic. Shiet

>>250077
Also, Santa. You as the benevolent one.
Do they deserve a tail?

>>250077
Good mornin'

>>250316
King, give a chaotic opinion:
Should they have a tail?

>>250318
As long as it gets in the way constantly.
and they aren't immune to their own poison.

>>250264
Jazz out with all the heart and soul of a Louisiana black man in the 1910's

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>>250351
I love this.
Maybe this happens.
IN THE NEXT SESSION
Because there's almost no one at this time.

d100 deactivated. For now.

Rolled 55 (1d100)

So anyone can join, right? The banter is confusing me. In any case... rolling aanywwwayyyy!


Keep on dancing

>>250364
Yes, anyone can join.

Also, >>250357
If you two(and maybe someone else whos lurking) wants, i can roll a bit more so this isn't a dead session.

Cool with me.

>>250364
Joining is acceptable in any thread.
Even if they say otherwise.

In that case I'll be a fatty.

>>250377
Agreed, circlejerking is awful.
This reminds me of certain threads on /tg/.

>>250375
>>250377
We doin this shit for a little more then.
You bust the grooviest moves in can.
SHAGGY BABY

ROLL A D20 to see effects
1-5: Fail
6: Great success
7-11: You hit the table in the process. Again
12-16: Your dances moves are just okay. She can do just about the same.
17-20: Success

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>250383

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>250383
Backflip finish!

Love it when 4chan eats my posts.

>>250386
Oh no.
Oh no.
OH NO.
Brandy is shaking that thicc body like an eletrocuted stripper.
She's WAY better than you. In fact, you're getting a little attracted.
Which is bad, because she hates you now.
Niggas are started to get dissapointed by you.
DO SOMETHING. QUICK.

>>250394
Snip off her clothes and book it!

>>250394
Fuck it, Grapple her and kool-aid man into the nearest wall where both of you will get lost in the nearest woods

>>250399
SNIPPY SNIPPY
I SEE A NIPPÝ
All the hood is cheering like monkeys at the sight of boobs
Fearing for retaliation, you steal her Big triple super duper whopper with cheddar and book it.
You're in a nicer part of Hellsville, what will you do now that you're not hungry?
But be careful, you saw a police car just around the corner a minute ago.
Don't forget occasional d100s, guys.

>>250400
I so wanted this to happen.

>>250406
call the cops to you and tell them than there is someone streaking at the burger king

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>250406
Play it cool. You got a sammy in your claw and a reason to get your ex in legal trouble. Tell the cops there is a topless woman!

>>250410
>my actual sides

Cops! Cops! There is a crazy naked woman in the BK!
Also black guys you can blame for shit and giggles cuz you're cops.
Thanks citizen, we will beat the crap out of them and frame them for sellign drugs.
You fucked Brandy AND the hood. Because that what happens when you mix cops and niggers.
Bot the niggas were probably fucking Brandy anyway. Literally.
What do now?

>>250418
Are they gone?
Is the police car the kind with lights on top of them?
If both true, steal said lights and pawn it off.
if neither just pawn off clothing.

>>250421
They gone, took the car with them, naturally.

I'm gonna do just one more, because it's valentines in my country and i have to leave soon.
Yes, valentines in June. Don't ask me, it's retarded

Oh love <3
>>250426


Eating the sandwich just made you Thiccer!

>>250426
wander until you find the city capitol.

>>250429
>>250430
Double get!

>>250429
>>250430
Double get to wrap it up.

You eat the fat-dripping burger.
You INSTANTLY get fatter and thiccer.
Also, that fat regenerated your sting!
But you can't control it very well, as it just formed.
You try stinging yourself cuz why not, you were always immu-
>You find out that you aren't immune to your poison anymore
>You wake up in another part of Hellsville

Don't miss the next episode of Scorpion futa with no name that just thicc Bizarre's Adventure

Welp, i'll have to take my leave guys. Bye!
It was fun.

>>250438
Thanks Satan!

>>250438
Have fun with your love!
hue

>>250444
Thanks for holding the fort, I'll try to stay awake this time

THIS god might be absent for a while.
Sorry, but the drive in theater has shit connection.
If I can I will still post though!

Session in 30min? Oh shit waddup.

>>252804
Anyone here? I'm ready when you guys are.
If no one is here, like today in the morning, it's okay too.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>252854
Hey hey hey.

>>252858
Okay, so here we go:
Oh boy, oh boy
You just got thiccer and regenerated your sting!
But it seems the sting doesn't work as well as it used to.
Also, you're lost in another part of Hellsville.
There are way more people here. It seems more.. busy?
What do?

d100s are on. Gets are 18, 66 and 77.
But 18 is for King, 66 for me and 77 for Santa.
Get a 100 and you can choose your deity.
Easy enough?
RULE 7 IS IN FULL VIGOR

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>252877
We must work out to lose our thiccness.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>252877

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>252883

>>252889
FUCK

>>252889
You could have decided how the story goes as well. Forgot to give an action.

And so scorpiongirl stood there, looking at the sky above with not a single thought in mind. Time passed and she stood like a rock, just gazing over the world passing. To never move ever again.
THE END

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>252902
Damn.

I'm joking. I'm not the kind of DM(Or QM) to kill like a fucking asshole.
You guys gotta fuck up first.
Reply here >>252877 with actions, guys.

Rolled 19 (1d100)

>>252902
RIP
Then we decided that standing around won't solve anything. We cause a riot in hellsville.

Rolled 6 (1d100)

Welp, i gonna end it in 12min, regardless of continuity.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>253045
We shall go to the gym to exercise and lose our THICCness.

>>253072
Welp, you certainly tried.
And i admire that.
But rules are rules.

See ya guys tomorrow.
And sadly this was a slow day? Or people lost interest? Also poor luck on gets.
Welp, maybe tomorrow. Maybe never. We'll see.

>>253089
Sorry satan, I was out today.
Might be tomorrow too. Should be home by 7 though!
See you then!

>>253089
Sorry Satan. It was the middle of the night for me and i was asleep.

>>253089
This started like 3 in the morning for me, couldn't stay up again

>>253640
>>253838
>>253869
No problem, a slow day is a slow day.
Session in 50min(+-) is fine with everyone?
And EVERYONE can join. If you manage to get on the d100 you can decide actions for any of the gods. Even me. And this doesn't mean you can't decide the character actions. Post number gets will still work for the character.

>>254095
I'll be busy for the next ~hour or two but I'll join for the most part

After passing a whole hour doing nothing, you figured you're in front of the city's capitol.
You're not interested in suit people, so you proceed on going to the pet shop.
LOOK AT THEM. THEY SO CUTE. I WANNA HUG THEM ALL.
Ahem, passed that, you wonder for a bit.
You find a park. It's beautiful.
But wait a second, are those bikers on the grass? Wtf
A gang of bikers suddenly circles you. The leader(?) takes word:
Hey, you look like a new face 'round 'ere. Don't you know that this is our turf?
"YEAH YOU GO BOSS. WOO WOO" - The grunts yell
You're in quite a pickle indeed. What should you do or say?


>First post with a post number get decides what happens. Gets are 6, 9 and 0
>You must wait at least 2min before rerolling your own post
>I will take any gets into consideration, but full retard will be ignored
>Also, take it easy in memes and fetiches. I'll write lewd tho

d100s are on. Roll one every 3min per person and you may get a wish from a deity.
Gets are 18, 66 and 77.
But 18 is for King, 66 for me and 77 for Santa.
Get a 100 and you can choose your deity.
These gets and reroll times are DIFFERENT and do no interact with the post number gets.
Easy enough?
RULE 7 IS IN FULL VIGOR

>>254273
Kick-punch their teeth.

>>254303
Psst, you can also roll a d100 to control gods.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>254273
Seduce this delicious looking piece of man-meat.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>254273
Or...Prove to these bikers we are stronger than their leader by challenging him to an arm wrestling contest.

>>254352
>that roll tho
Do you smell that?
I smell gets in a near future.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>254358
Really? Because I smell failure and desperation.

>>254273
It's time to D-D-D--D-D-D-D-D-DUEL, PINCH HIS DICK OFF WITH OUR CLAWS, that is the only way we can earn their respect.

>>254371
Still above 90.
TRUST IN YOURSELF.

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>254375
I WILL SENSEI, I PROMISE I WONT LEAVE UNTIL I PUSH THIS EPIC STORY FORWARD THROUGH SHEER FORCE OF WILL

>>254273
PEACE is the only way, show them our superior culture through the ancient dance of our peoples, only then can they see our true benevolence.

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>>254380
now if only someone would join in and help me roll..

>>254380
Nice!

Roll a d20 for effects
1-5: Fail
6: Great success
7-11: They don't buy that shit, but don't attack you instantly either
12-16: Your dances moves are still just okay.
17-20: Success

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>254385

>>254396
You should definitely keep rolling.

You show them the ancient dance of the scorpion people.
You shake your claws.
You shake your sting.
You shake your futa dick.
They are profoundly captivated by your movements.
Y-you're welcome anytime, miss... sir... you.
NICE! YOU BEFRIENDED THE BIKER GANG
What is the name of their gang?

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>254411
Scorpion Eaters

>>254423
>33
You got the secret roll of Illuminati.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU
You can have a wish, but it must be humanly possible. Something an actual organization could do.

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>254411
Bad Dudes On Wheels Watch Out

(i will, but you might want to come back in an hour or so when there's more people, should at least be 2 or 3 by then maybe?)

>>254432
Now you got a free wish from any god as well.
Wish away, but be SURE to specify which of the three gods you're wishing for.
This wish may be unlimited, but restricted to your gods power.

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>>254434
Can I.....

double illuminati all the way

>>254438
If you wish to the right god, maybe.
Just be sure to be very specific.
And don't forget the Illuminati wish

>>254447
What is King's domains? Santa seems like a good guy, Satan a chaotic guy, not sure where King lies in all this.

>>254456
Santa, the benevolent one who will never intervene directly.
King, who tends to cause a bit of chaos.
And me, the best god. And i'd never cause any kind of general sorrow and destruction, would i?

I'll give you a hint, you can use illuminati's favor to ask for detailed information on us.

>>249079
>MFW In Satan Quest character sheet. Literally no characters that use sinful lust to lure un-suspecting enemies to their doom. Or just their bidding,I don't know, I'm a crack whore.

>>254468
What. I didn't even understand your point.
If you mean the BroQuest pic, i just find it cool and useful.
Always remember that ANY of them can cause doom. Actions speak louder.

>>254423
The biker gang is actually an extensive network of gray/reptilian hybrids created by the illuminati to infiltrate society and enforce their rule with their superior psychic and physical abilities, unfortunately these hybrids are technically genetic descendants of a mother race of aliens who currently may or may not control this solar system, and the hybrids' innate psychic ability is awakening and drawing attention to their progenitors.

>>254432
I wish to the glorious KING of spookiness for the power of psychic spooks, so that through fear the scorpion lady can control the hybrids, like a hive-mind or something.


(lemme know if thats too much i had fun thinking that up)

>>254494
Okay. The biker gang is now composed of ayylien lizard-people. But i cannot accept the psy-power yet.

First roll a d100 to king. You need dubs, 18 or 90+ to complete success.

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>254506
I FUCKING BELIEVE, BOYS, WISH DONT FAIL ME NOW LETS GOOOO

>>254518
The gang has no powers.
You do get psychic power, tho.
You can lift small objects and hold doors open.
But nothing that needs too much strength.

The gang still needs a name

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>254523
We Hate Aliens


(are the bikers any stronger than humans physically? and to get this right, the psychic scorpions power is limited to physical manipulation, right?)

>>254534
They do have better physical abilities. Run faster, are stronger.
And yes, just very basic stuff. Are you familiar with the Mage Hand spell from D&D? If yes, that but kidna weaker.

>>254523
Bikers For Jesus™

>>254544
That's a cool one. But i think you spent your luck on that 100.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>254523
Dancing Scorpion Hidden Dragons

please god just bestow these poor bikers a name

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>254523
Chosen Juans

i require reinforcements for this suicide mission

>>254523
No Namers

>>254570
The No Namers welcome you in.
What's the leader's name? He's male.

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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>254570
i feel fucked with

>>254577
Kurtis The Defiler

>>254577
Bobtar The Wicked

>>254590
The leader of the No Namers gets it together and introduces himself
So, i'm Bobtar the Wicked.
YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY THEY CALL ME THAT?
Because i make wicked good tapioca.
So, what are you doing now? You are lost, i presume?

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>254605
Explain to the good man that we were admiring the pets, but now that he mentioned tapioca we must taste it and judge for ourselves how wickedly good it is.

(that guy who said he'd be back in two hours but he wasn't..)

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>>254649
You say you wanna try his tapioca and judge his title yourself.
He says -Sure, grab your ride and come along.
You say you have no motorcycle and ask him if he has any you can use.
He tells that there are no spare bikes, but he does have pic related
So? Whadya think? Good enough, erm... what's your name, by the way?

BUT i'll take a break now.
Everyone who want's to help with the scopiongirls name roll a d101 (to no mix with the d100).
Highest number when i come back wins.
No rerolls and only one post per person.

Divine d100s are still ON cuz WHY NOT.

Rolled 94 (1d101)

>>254675
rollin for Satan

GET IN HERE LADS, the time is nigh, the moment is NOW, STRIKE while the iron is HOT, name our WAIFU for great GLORY

Welp... i am done with my break but... There's just... one post?
I'll end todays session here and wait for tomorrow then.
See ya in the Magic Duel x Save Princess threads

Welp... i've waited and waited and... it didn't work out i guess?
I'm giving up then guys. Thanks to everyone who posted, even if joking or just once.
It's been fun.
Game Over.

>>259557
killed by scorpion girl meme
rip in pieces quest

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