Adventure Civ medieval 2

Sunbros ww@

Rolled 12 (1d100)

Sun people: scouting for bodycare resources
0-30: bodyharm resources
31-60: bodycare resources
61-80: encounter
81-100: ???

>>246650
Walp

>>246650
RIP

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>>246661
The people of the sun expanded baths everywhere into massage and bodycare centers for the weary workers and wrestlers to relax their muscles.

They also went looking for herbs and resources good for health, but only found hemlock.

The shamans got even lazier, and there's little hope of getting more magic out of them right now.

>>246650

Wait, so it's not kelp? Or is it some kind of radioactive kelp?

>>246730
>>246737
Well we found poisonous plants apparently

Nigga Im here didnt see thread bump last time what even happened?

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>>246730
The Bowtie kingdom started built a wall north between them and the rats, solving the thief problem for good.

Engineers replicated a gun just fine, but they have no idea how to make black powder.

>>246760
Stuff, oranges went almost full retard apparently

>>246624
previous thread: >>225068

>>246767

Walls and guns. Soon we'll be America in all it's greatness.

reporting in!!

Why did opee do our lamest refugee turn and not shipbuilding and exploring rats? Whatever

Action: kick out refugees and reinforce border. It makes no sense to accept them given our nationalism and xenophobia
Tech: shipbuilding

>>246635
Represent!

>>246827
It was because no greens were present to properly say what should be done

>>246827
Dammit, my tree brother wants to integrate so instead we'll scout rats

>>246836
Sure, but we had plenty of potential turns other than refugees.

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>>246767
A local group of degenerate liberals petitioned to integrate the refugees into Elfland society. They were quickly exiled to the ghetto with their barbarian friends.

A continuous watch of the women has been established and organized. Though some are getting paranoid, it leaves them no time to exchange secrets.
The spy services found out the elven women in the copper tribe are gathering resources to bring as many women as they can overseas to make their own, hysterical female-centric clan!

>>246843
Oh wait, checking the last thread there was one final elf post. Elf Presidente wanted to do that >>243774

So which one is a stand in for which real country again

>>246855
Tree people handling the refugee crisis better than Europe.

Our goal should be getting as much comfort as possible with the least amount of effort. also we should build embassies in all countries that act as neutral meeting point where you can also relax in their spa's.

copper engie reporting in

>>246907
Depends if they want to open borders to us or not.
But now what are we going to do with all these hemlock.

Plus the shamans are getting lazy so no magic. But nothing is said about the warriors. Are they not lazy? Can they replace the shamans as magic researchers? Or do they count as shamans now too?

>>246855
Thank you based god ope

god damnit I cant bear paint anymore
what other drawing tool has text I can't be arsed to pirate photoshop right now

>>246936
MS Paint

>>246936
I just use paintbrush, it isn't anything special but okay for mac

>>246936

Gimp or Paint.net?

>>246948
Same

>>246936
Firealpaca is pretty nice

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>>246855
The copper clans, before a moment of confusion, focused their war effort on the outsider threat. The clans' ragged troops, worn down by war and hunger and still backstabbing one another when given the chance, can't drive the green menace out, and some families' lands have fallen to their horde.

Battlefield doctors have a free supply of live candidates to learn more about the human body, and surgery advanced in strides.

turn 6 end!

>>246972
Scout ratlands and learn shipbuilding

>>246972
yeeash

recap anchor post

>>246921
We are pretty much the neutral clan and im pretty sure atleast the bowties would appreciate the gesture!
As for thelazy shamans we should indeed try to keep them from getting lazier.

>>246995
Actually, we'll do shipbuilding and then send boar armies to invade copperlands in retaliation for te spy info we have. Hopefully we'll have lands claimed.

god damit, we need to retreat and focus on ourselves, fuck these clans and engineers, if we were being attacked they wouldn't do shit for us and you know it, our lives are worth far more than our alliance that will never work

>>247000
Indeed but how? Spas are too comfy. Gotta motivate em somehow

Shit, there's no other bowties here and I can't be half assed to make up some long masterplan to create gunpowder.

Maybe we'll just try to kidnap a Rat engineer and try to subdue him into giving us his secrets. Worst case scenario, the queen just kills the fucker.

>>247015
Hey babbeh

>>247052
im here

>>247021
Honestly I've got no idea. The spas weren't necissary an idea of the shamans. Maybe regulate their spa times to usage after praying? Or show them the best things you can get if they pray more. They shouldnt have to pray all day anymore due to the glass temples.

>>247075

Alright. Let's invade the Ratlands again and use our tech point to do something that'll actually make the turn count. Any idea?

>>246972
help fight the orcs and research more alloys

>>247081
Maybe a reward/VIP membership type deal. The more devoted and hardworking a shaman is about magic, the more points he racks up and the better the treatment he gets in spas.

So guys what we doing?

>>247005
If you look at this map it shows a beautiful ocean.. :D
If you look at the closest clan to the elves its The engineers
If you look at the first thread You'll find we have the strongest navy in the game
If you look at your pathetic ships you'll see we are armed to the brim
If you look at the bottom of the sea soon You'll see some retarded drowned treetards

>>247105
Find a way to motivayte lazy shamans,eat kelp, try to open embassies, party alot, praise the sun, eat kelp, find use for hemlock, wrestle naked, eat kelp, get a nice tan, eat kelp

the usual

>>247104
That sounds like something that would work too. After all the shamans are lazy but are also willing to work for rewards as was shown before

>>247015
Nice to see you too. Just saying if you retreat to your island your ruining the nation further and leaving yourself to be enslaved by trees if we all die.
>>247108
What he said, our boats actually have weapons and thier crews know how to do naval combat.

>>247089
We could try using our tech to discover the basics of Chemistry so we can eventualy discover how to make black powder?

>>247124
>>247015

Look guys We should hold off..
Build a defensive live
Place our ballistas on the line
fire crossbows and ballistas
Destroy the orcs at range
Then in the heat of battle friendships are forged blah blah blah

so
Action: A united regroup. Prepare a quick fortification. Position the ballistas. Then the crossbows and ballistas destroy the orcs and the warlords and Maidens clean up the rest and the wounded.

Tech: Improve the steam engine

>>247129
We'll still need to set up mines to get sulfur and coal, but yea. Let's do chemistry.

>>247136
Yeah lets do that, but instead of improving the steam engine we should do something that would improve the quality of our nation like better farming techniques or better medicine since our countrys kinda in shambles right now.

>>247152
yes we need food and we need it fast!

>>247152
With better steam engines we could probably make some farming apparatus.
Then we make trains to provide supplies and up economy
We can get steam boats
Steam ploughs
Opium..

>>247137
We could try trading that stuff next turn with the coppers for food or stuff?

>>247108
aye, we've had naval combat long enough to know what we're doing. plus we know how to shoot at boats with catapults and ballistae, we are tip top for naval right now. the elves aren't even a threat
>>247136
focus on fighting them orcs. capitalise on our siege strength to break positions then send in troops to take out the confused and broken formations.
research something that will actually make our nations somewhere nice to liveable, like food production

>>247120
>>247105
So guys, actions.

One of them is Introduce a reward system for spas. THe more devoted and hardworking you are, the better treatment you'll get. Like better massages, longer bath time, happy endings, blah blah blah.

What's the other one? Try to open embassies/spas in neighboring countries?

>>247162
That would take awhile and time is something were short of right now, we need to think of something food related that we could realisticly make right now.

>>247164

Coppers are our natural enemies. Probably hate us more than they hate themselves. I'd stick to the Suns.

So copper nation (united) wants

Look guys We should hold off..
Build a defensive live
Place our ballistas on the line
fire crossbows and ballistas
Destroy the orcs at range
Then in the heat of battle friendships are forged blah blah blah

so
Action: A united regroup. Prepare a quick fortification. Position the ballistas. Then the crossbows and ballistas destroy the orcs and the warlords and Maidens clean up the rest and the wounded.

Tech: Improved Irrigation and fertilisers and more food

>>247173
Im all for both. Bit adjusting though even the ones that don't do much still get good treatment. Also we'll try the embassies in all lands except coppers for now because of their war.

>>247184
How about terrace farming, so we could make much more by using the hills and mountains to farm. That way we could get the quantity we need.

Copper lads, why mad? We're only looking to destroy the feminist conspiracy

>>247184
i can get behind this battle plan, but we also need to have a few longbow teams to pick off any that run
>>247199
smart, i'll support terrace farming, capitalise on our hills

>>247210
You're still attacking our lands, we beat the shit out of each other, us and only us no one else, but really though you'll get wrecked by our navy.

>>247198
Well I was kinda banking on the word "better" there. As everybody still gets the same current full course no matter who they are. Plus I didn't specify shamans there so could this be applied to every Sunperson? Anybody and everybody can get the best shit if they work hard enough in their respective field.

Of course, we should also see into rewarding the people giving out these rewards though. When everybody's getting sweet shit and you're the only one not getting it, but serving them? May cause turmoil.

>>247210
You nigga
Nobody attacks us except us
After we done with the orcs You'll be invaded
and since I sell things and supplies to Your female elves. You will die a horrible death

I really just want to sail with our whole fucking army to the treetards, kill all of them and just settle there, away from the orcs

I'm probably too late to join the coppers again this thread so I'll probably go to tree tribe.

Just saying for the coppers, you've got an island away from the war with the orcs. If you want food try fishing.

>>247239
>>247241
Alright guys calm down, first we deal with the orcs and the famine.

>>247233
For the VIPS add a happy ending to the massages ;D

>>247250
Why is it a warlord is being less warmongering then people who are not warlords

>>247250
terrace farming sounds good

>>247255
>this nigga cant read the reply chain

>>247233
Yeah I agree! Obviously they also get good treatment in spas.

>>247265
... damnit
I was focused on a war

>>247267
Probably need to have proper shifts for that to work.

>>247264
eh... idk.. fishing sounds more reliable...

>>247272
Who says they don't already work in shifts?

So is there gonna be another update today or can I slack it on the turn post?

How you gonna use your navy if you know we wont attack you?

Again, we're only dealing with golden maidens

Alright then guys, so its the engineers plan and terrace farming that we can agree on for the turn?

Are the bowties still at war with the coppers?

>>247276
A lot of things that we don't explicitly state can be used by Opee my friend. We gotta be careful.

>>247290
Yea

>>247283
You do realize as soon as you make landing and attack you'll pretty much be trapped since their islands a literal fortress and we'll sink any who try to leave since we have a mutualunder was understand were fucked if we dont help eachother out?

>>247300
According to Opee >>225150 we are, but since we have rats adn coppers have themselves, it's kind of not a big thing right now.

>>247300
They have bigger fish to fry.

Or should I say, rats.

>>247307
Man who cares you think Im gonna let you get away with undermining our social structure? It was only a matter of time, you started it.

>>247302
We've gotta thread carefully. You got any idea so we can phrase our turn in the best way.

>>247339
What did we do??

Op added that in

>>246995
Linking our turn

Action: A united regroup. Prepare a quick fortification. Position the ballistas. Then the crossbows and ballistas destroy the orcs and the warlords and Maidens clean up the rest and the wounded.

Tech: Learn how to terrace farm to let us start producing greater amounts of food

>>247339
Listen when op introduced the engineers it just said we trade with elves

We dindu nuttin
but if you wish to die ...

GO AHEAD

>>247345
Maidens were talking about sparking revolution in our lands after retreating here as refugees last thread.

>>247345
>>246855
Fuck you you know exactly what you did

>>247290
aye, that sounds good. anchor it

>>247342
Well, how about:
-Introduce a reward system for spas. The more devoted and hardworking you are, the better treatment you'll get. Like better massages, longer bath time, happy endings, blah blah blah. This applies to all sunpeople of all fields, that includes the spa workers themselves. That's what workshifts are for.

-Try to improve foreign relations by sending diplomats to neighboring countries and ask the, if we can build embassies there.

Thing is, we neighbor the ties and the coppers. But the coppers are at war right now so can we even employ diplomacy with them? And another thing, we know they're at war, but in a meta way. Do our ingame sunpeople know about their current state? Since we're probably the only nation without a proper intelligence network. Our version most likely amounts to one dude standing at a really high place looking at things and yelling it back

>>247339
Well do what you want then, just remember the only notable military tech you have is elven bows and boar calvalry while we have steel, full plate, crossbows, and seige weapons, not to forget our powerfull navy also.
>>247373
Literally it was your own women planing shit, the only contact we have is the engineers trading with your tribe.

>>247377
I think theres probably refugees that told stories. So we could try it at the bowties and elfs. maybe even rats as for the actions they sound pretty good!

>>247377
I assume you guys know since we've had refugees go everywhere, honestly if you guys help out with our orcs you can be our new best allies since the trees feel the need to destroy an ancient friendship between us and them.

>>246972
> gets btfo by orcs
> expects to win against nation with better tech than orcs

But whatever, lets see wha happens

>>247377
eh, you'll rarely find us not at war so diplomacy is welcomed, we may be looking for new trade routes especially since a certain group of treehuggers are getting their panties in a bunch

>>247391
So let's jsut diplomats every other nation, probably won't work with the rats though, their fur wouldn't go well with spa water, heyyo

>>247401
>>247364

>Be treetard
>Exploit the war of warlords with mercenaries
>Get paid and kill lots of coppers
>Find out the copper engineers make some money by selling the elves copper tools and stuff
>Not even weapons
>"THEY FUCKING TRAITORS MUHHSSHSHS"
>Rage out
>Decide try break ancient friendship with coppers
>attack
>get btfo by advanced copper navy.
>be sad treetard as the coppers turn and enslave you

>>247401
>Forgetting their literally 3 times the size of a person from the pictures.

>>247429
They're big guys

>>247435
For you

>>247420
Alright! Can you link the recap?

Right, sunbros, recap post

-Introduce a reward system for spas. The more devoted and hardworking you are, the better treatment you'll get. Like better massages, longer bath time, happy endings, blah blah blah. This applies to all sunpeople of all fields, that includes the spa workers themselves. That's what workshifts are for.

-Try to improve foreign relations by sending diplomats to neighboring countries and ask them if we can build embassies there.

>>246995

>>247426
When you think about it our navy would be our most intact force right now, since its been primarily used as sea side artillery. Because you know, he other factions dont have very many boats so your navy probably btfo'd them and remained mostly fine.

>>247469
yea, and orcs aren't know for their sailing skills so no worries there either

tech: Discover the basics of Chemistry

Action: Send a small invading force to establish a foothold in the ratlands

this our turn?

>>247476
Unless they turn out to be really good swimmers

>>247476
You know tree tribes boats are literally big hollowed out trees, and we have felfire. They probably should take that into acount since we could just ignite the ballista and destroy their boats with only a single shot. We should be fine regarding them.

>>247426
I see the coppers are continuing the full retard streak by not being able to tell the engineers and maidens apart. If we go to war with all the coppers do you think we should ally with the bowties and doubleteam the coppers?

>>247483
>>246995

It's done.

Which nation is the most in need of more people? Is it still the Tree Tribe?

>>247548
Now, we wait.

>>247561
I think everybody except orange is kinda equal in numbers now. But they all have open slots.

>>247561
Probably yeah

>>247572
yeah, orange has slightly higher. any of the others are good

Well then, let me try and clarify now that I finally have computer access

1. We still believe that the copper lands are divided, and we only seek to attack the feminists, recognizing that we trade with engineers, and claim the feminist lands in retaliation.
2. You will not know we are there for attacking when we come, because we came in the past as mercenaries and aid. It does not make sense for you to attack our fleet when we arrive when you welcomed us in the past
3. We are researching shipbuilding, so we are arriving in larger ships. Also, how can you fight a war on two fronts against two different enemies I don't know.

In any case, if you think my ideas of war are stupid I don't know why you're trying to convince me that its stupid than shutting up and watching me fail. I think you're scared because your clans are fucked on multiple fronts. But I promise you, we are only there for domestic security reasons, so that our own realm won't descend into anarchy. You should not be able to interfere with any nation's internal affairs.

>>247561
We only have two people right now.

>>247540
Just forgive the maidens
Me and warlord will.. sort them out
JUST DONT TOUCH A COPPER OR YOU DEAD

>>247592
Didn't you propose making them breeding cows the last time

>>247587
You can take the maiden leader
BUT DONT TAKE OUR LAND LADDIE *bagpipes play in the distance*

>>247601
gawd
You Make one meme in this thread and its remembered forever

>>247614
We have few players and really long wait time between actions. What else are we gonna do.

>>247587
We would help defend them because we need them for the orcs and to prevent them from being captured by trees of all people. Also I said "after" you attack, you wont be able to leave as our navy has actual weapons that can destroy and burn yours while yours are unarmed saved for bowmen then theres the maidens island which is a literal fortress. Also bigger ships wont help when they dont have any weapons capable of dealing with another ship. Also about the front thing, it doesn't take very many people to use a boat while our navy would be mostly intact.

>>247587
>>247604
>>247622
ok hold on hold on, let's try to settle this reasonably. you can't have our land. but if the golden's have transgressed against you and that is the olny reason you want to fight them, then i say we accept their help.
we're fighting on two fronts as it is, we could do with a hand really.
we go through with this we will finally have united the clans

Treebros
What do you even plan to get out of this attack?

>>247722
They just want to eliminate the feminists, they've been very clear with that

>>247726
How many of them are there?

>>247776
Theres 2 players for the tree's

>>247776
I dunno, player count is not indicative of actual citizen numbers

>>247726
Well why can't the engineers just blockade the feminists and then no more feminists in elf land

>>247788
I dunno nigga, why didn't you do that in the myriad of turns before this one

>>247788
We dont know they're gonna attack, as soon as they do though they wont be able to retreat or send more boats as our navy will be on them.

>>247795
well shieet
I couldn't give a shit about anything other than the wars

Fuck I couldn't care less if they Crucified the feminists

>>247810
let's let the elves do it then, a win for us with no loss of people we like

>>247810
>>247816
Fine then if you want to leave them by themselves. You're the ones with the boats, but if they try to take the island or we finish off the orcs and their still holding out then we interfere.

>>247827
If they attempt to Take land Ill send them to the bottom of the ocean

>>247827
>>247833
Aye lads, they try to take the land and we fuck em up

>>247833
By defecting to their side and sucking their dicks

>>247870
Hows that gonna send them to the bottom of the ocean anon :D

faggot

>>247355
if we're going with fortification then allocate the maidens there since they've had experience with defense

>>249869
they gon be ded though well except for the maidens which are on the mainland fighting which would include their leader and most of their pop
also why are there elves in the golden maiden clan?

>>250074
Female elves, ran away from the Green's mysoginist ways.

>>250074
Feminist elf uprising, 3 reasons to destroy

I'M BACK, BOYS

>>250109
Welcome back to nothing

>>250161
Awesome, nothing has changed!

>>250090
can we fucking just, smuggle them out somewhere?? we dont want more wars until we've finished kebab-ing these orcs

>>250222
We're having the elves take care of them. Less fighting for us, more victories. Two birds one stone

>>250227
then the maidens better bring most of its population in mainland

>>250247
Most of them are already fighting the orcs on the mainland with us

>>250251
that clears it up, I just hope the elves wont try to get our land though

>>250257
If they do we'll just embargo them and prevent thier ships from reaching the island to resupply their forces while we recover from the wars.

>>250258
slave elf waifus?? hahaha kidding, that seems sound, plus most of their offensive army will get stuck leaving their mainland defenseless

>>250258
>>250260
Yea I said I should put my navy around the island blocking the feminists

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Okay so Bowtie Kingdom.

We've been messing up hard since we began this time around and it's because we're looking at The Queen as if she were some sort of separate entity of the Queendom rather than a real head of it. Now you must understand that she's not just part of The State, she is The State.

We will never have splintering inheritance among the highest class, and we need not prove our faith as our god already exists where we can see her.

So in this I've written a proper guide to pleasing a Queen:

1. Abandon Magic
We don't need to develop any sort of magical prowess when we are already set up to make great technological leaps ahead. To try and waste time studying magic when we will never be able to compete with other realms that are much better at it, and in that one of these realms is our friends that we can bro up with if we ever need magic that bad.

2. No Heirs
You can't make an heir of any sort, this implies that The Queen will one day die, and she is certainly not going to like that kind of implication laying on our minds.

3. Direct her Sacrificial Need
She always need more things to kill and drain the life out of, so we should truly aim that need to something more viable. I for one say let's go Aztec Style and dip into rat lands to take giant rats for her to drink the life out of.

4. If we fuck up, Give her things
When we gave her poetry that worked out, but we'll inevitably need more things going on if we ever stray from her again. I suggest we build a temple in her honor or go on a raid to catch more people for her to eat.

5. Do not See Immortality
Living Forever is a privilege reserved for gods.
Do not try and take away what makes The Queen all powerful, there will always, always be repercussions.

>>250359
I agree.
I figured we might implement some kind of witch hunt or inquisition to catch magic using heretics to both apease the goddess and get her more sacrifices. Ofcourse our flame wielding priests and our sunbros are off the list, but we could still rile up some peasant under acusations of witchcraft?

>>250381
Mostly root out those trying to use spirit and death magic within the boarders. Establishing an inquisition would be a great idea.

Also if we ever wanted to we could sail over and ask The Elven Feminists if they want to come join our sexually equal society ran by a woman.

>>250392
It's sexually equal because the order goes Queen > Everybody else

Alright trees, we should probably train up some sort of stormtrooper squad, specialized in taking out forts and other heavily defended places. What do you think?

>>250392
I think its best to not asociate with that side of the known world for now. Im all for getting more subjects but i dont think we should get involved with all of the stuff going on over there

>>250393
Progress!

>>250398
Well that's a pretty valid worry, though I don't see anything that could come from it but good things.

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>>250398
Its hell over here

Hopefully our next turn can bring a golden age

>>250532
Maybe once everything stops being destroyed by the wars and orcs we could improve the steam engine enough to set up a train that goes around the country that would deliver cargo and people easy.

Once we get our spa resorts up and running I think we should send a few missionary's to offer our services to the other tribes as a tourist hotspot

Other tribes would you like to bathe in our magical healing hot springs ?

>>250616
Why not.
Also e need to build a big road from Bowtie to Sun Bros. That would be cool.

>>250616
We are already sending diplomats to propose embassies, if that works out then we'll continue on with that

>>250624
Lets build highways and revive the industries and also invade poland

>>250645
Especially invade Poland.

>>250632
Make sunbros the tourist attraction that its meant to be

>>250661
Every visitor will get a complimentary piece of kelp

>>250616
Hell yeah
Nothing washes off orc and warlord blood like A hot bath

>>250668
Special Edition Glossy Red Kelp?

>>250673
Oh yes, kelpest of the kelpiest of kelps

>>250677
Ey.
Ey psst.
I'll trade ya two green kelps for a dried brown kelp.

>>250681
No way, this is a rare limited edition kelp.

>>250684
What if I throw in my first edition rat?

>>250690
A tempting offer

Trading rare radioactive kelp for a twoheaded rat

>>250722
How about kelp with tiny hat and matching tiny cane

>>250732
They discontinued the cane accessories, that set is super rare, man.

>>250736
I know that. I just bought a surplus of them before the discontinuation. I also got a bunch of slightly wrong shade of green kelp, rainbow kelp with the color order reversed and depressed kelp that has lost all will to live and is contemplating suicide

>>250746
Aw shit, I've been looking for Depressed kelp everywhere!

>>250746
I'll trade you for this rare bootleg taiwanese kelp for the rat with a cane, i missed out on that edition

>>250753
Sweet, it'll fit right next to my vietnamese bootleg kelp that's spelled "kalp"

>>250753
Anyone looking to play a game of duel-kelp?

>>250757
I say we change our turn for a cultural action where everyone starts trading different kinds of kelpcards

>>250763
Save it for the next turn, I gotta start getting all the rare kelps first so i can control the market.

>>250759
Don't you know that you'll be sent to the oceanrealm if you lose

>>250769
NOT if i summon my Blue-Eyed-White-Kelp
in defense mode

>>250780
gasp

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here I am

>>250976
Doing everything i can

>>250976
Looks like that sun person just activated their trap kelp.

>>250984
holding on to what I am

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>>250780

Here we go...

>>250999
pretending im a superman

>>251009
Looks like a closeup of a He-Man character.

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>>251014

It's close enough.

>>251009
Oh fuck this is gonna be great

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>>251018

You bet your ass it will.

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Almost there...

>>251030
No,s top, you don't understand the kind of sunburned-ness you're unleashing

>>251033
IT CAN'T BE STOPPED NOW

>>251033

The same one the legends say was indirectly responsible for the sinking of the ancient island of our ancestors.

"Oh no, not the sunburnt one... He is too strong!" I only have one chance... must make it count...
>Plays my Ra: The Kelp Dragon and Obilisk: The KelpMentor
>I end my turn by making a witty remark regarding my opponents penis size
"Your dick AND deck are small" kek

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>>251041

Well, my deck IS kinda small. It's like 5 fucking cards, but my balls are as huge as the Sunburnt One's themselves.
And you are
TOO
LATE.

>>251039
Everybody gets banished to the forgotten throne

>>251050
Banishment to the forgotten throne it is

>>251050

Shit, forgot to put the text on that one.

>>251050
I had a counter card. you fool. Sir. Trevor McLovin always keeps shit wrapped up. *counters the sunburnt one and begins a mid seizure fap*

>>251056
It's under the ocean

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>>251059
>>251050

There, perfect.

>>251072
Haha, oh shit
The light is coming from his dick.

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>>251067

You know what both Bowties and Suns hate with a burning passion? Party pissers.

>>251082
He was so devout to the sun, his dick become one

>>251091
An inspiration to us all

>>251083
I'm a tree person. Fuck you Bowtie people.
I masturbated to an extra curvy piece of driftwood last week. you already fucked up the summoning ritual.

>>251095

Maybe you should spend less time masturbating to flora and more posting turns, then.

>>251093
So quick question, we are going for the whole bath house/resort thing but what are we going to do about shamans being too lazy? It's going to be a very uphill battle, any sunbros got any ideas on how to solve this?

>>251107
We're trying to make them work harder for rewards

>>251107
Well the current turn is to introduce a reward system based on devotion and hardworking for all the peoples. More devotion and contribution = better spa treatment. Sun knows if Opee will let us succeed though

>>251107
Write a bible and tell people to stop being lazy with it.
I assume we all know how to write by now?

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turn 6 end!

spas were expanded once again. People meet at the spas every evening for relaxation, socialization and healthcare. They also have a red corner in the most populated agglomerations, where the massage parlor double as a brothel. Of course this part of the spa isn't quite free.

Ambassadors were sent overseas by the shaman councils to sell their spas as embassies.
They were allowed in the copper engineers' city, the Bowtie capital's red district, and the Ratfort. Relations have been improved with these three nations, and communication with them costs no action.

>>251117
could I join the sun people... the tree people suck....

>>251121
Looks like the guy in the back is about to get a happy ending

>>251121
Fuck yes this is a great turn time for embassies fellow sunbros?

>>251136
Yes, let all meetings be conducted in the hotsprings

>>251122
What, beating up women not cool enough for you?

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>>251121

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>>250988

>>251141 I lied, I'm good with being a nigger and beating women. sorry el presidente

>>251154
hahahah, top kek

>>251164
Damn straight, now go and fight those heavily armored golden women.

>>251121
>no trees
Guess still haven't gotten over that one time when our ancestors killed their tree spirits and helped sink an island huh

>>251140
Agreed so for cultural? Build embassies in copper bowtie and ratlands with build in spa and meeting rooms. The meetings will include sunbros as a neutral party.

>>251191
Meeting rooms are of course, huge hot bath pools.

It's to encourage Diplomacy to be conducted in the nude

>>251187

At least you won't have to deal with your spa whores being strangled. Political conflict averted.

>>251180
Yes sir
>Armed with the extra curvy piece of driftwood from earlier
>Runs at women in golden armour
>Top kek victory screech activated
"Leedle leedle leedle leedle! Allahu Akbar!"
>They stab me
>I forgot to wear armour, and I am standing like a nigger with no clothes on
>Show them my elongated penis, they die from laughter
>Another win for the tree people
"Where to next, oh glorious leader?"

>>251202
They're not whores, they're masseurs. of genitals.

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>>251121
The good men of Elfland built better boats, flat, and with a large sail, ideal for transport and faster than any other ship. Their knowledge of wood helped a lot.

They went for a raid on the copper clans after learning their women were planning a rebellion from overseas. They didn't really know where to search, though, but they found a lot of villages run by women on the coasts of a small island, and burned a handful of them down, taking their women as compensation. Satisfied, and encountering no resistance, they went home.

>>251218
Wow, they just "went home". With no trouble.

>>251198
Of course hot steaming baths full of nakedness is the best for diplomacy!
Also I suggest scouting for that perfect spa city again we must have a cultural capital!

>>251218
>Have a refuge crisis
>"lets kidnap more people"

>>251218

The entire world shits on the Coppers more than I shit on my own toilet.

>>25121
>I showed them my superior cuckold-ing skills, and they died.
> I fearlessly led raids against the women, not afraid to abuse them because I am a nigger

>>251218
The trees just became vikings on accident from the looks of it. Next om the agenda after dealing with the orcs, early warning system across the nation.

>>251239
Well naturally, most people would shit into their toilets, not onto them

>>251218
HEY TAKING OUR WIMMIN
barbarians honestly

You know they gonna make a new society of feminism there and then You lose all your wimmin
:D

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>>251187
NEVER FORGET

>>251241
trains which can move troops fucking fast

>>251247
OF SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT!!! Their stealing feminists when their dealing with a feminist rebellion, their bringing in more!
>>251255
Thats why I want the train, it'll improve just about every aspect of our nation.

>>251246

As long has the toilet serves it's purpose, which would be taking my fat meaty shit with the occasional drops of blood from anal wounds, I can use it however I want.

>>251247
>Don't mess with us, we happen to be niggers. It's why we are so tall, and handsome and so good at beating your women's asses.

>>251261
Jesus man

well rip golden maidens might as well sell ourselves to the sun people to work as whores in spas...

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>>251121
I imagine The Queen is a pretty shitty mom.

>>251280
NO
You and your leader is on the mainland
fighting the orcs
We proud copper will make copper land great again

>>251287
Dats cold

>>251280
If the orcs are dealt with this turn we can recover, you only lost a couple sea side villages.
>>251289
This, no more war between us. We'll make the copper nation great again!

>>251294
Dunno, the bath looks pretty hot to me

>>251280
To be honest you could probably intergrate into our culture if you'd be willing to accept the sun as something great just leave the island behind

>>251298
"great" I'm really losing my confident right now, but whatever

>>251303
And not be allergic to kelp

>>251306
You could always try to make peace with US niggers?

>>251307
I'd figure it's just natural selection at work.

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>>251218
The most influent doctors of the realm started messing around with the properties of the elements, and their interactions with each other. They discovered fascinating foams and wondrous toxins, but nothing worth exploiting yet.

The bold Marquis, hearing no counter order from his Queen, took the initiative and kept pushing into the ratlands with a full force.

This time, the rats were ready, and their musketeer formations gave the attackers a hard time before running away. Then, they grouped up again and waited for the attackers to advance. This has kept going on for a while, and the invasion is moving at a bloody crawl.

The Queen has left to her seaside palace with all her palace retinue. she hasn't done so in decades.

>>251310
right, the people who are xenophobic and basically think women are worthless making friends with super feministic strangers, that will work out for sure..

>>251315
>Sea side palace
Am I being paranoid or do I sense certain shenanigans with a certain witch that sunk a island.

>>251287
she doesn't consider her progeny family anymore, they have to wear a purple tie like the rest.

>>251315

Queen's at the spas? Good thing the Suns would never do such thing as plot against and murder the Queen.

>>251328
She's the queen's secret lover

>>251318
yeah i'll be honest and say we'd probably just interrogate you and send you off to one of our concentra- I mean refugee camps.

If the copper nation doesn't solve its problems this turn. I'll order a plate a fried disappointment

>>251337
I don't think our minds are capable of thinking to murder someone

>>251343
I reckon we really banded together for that one, we got this

>>251345
Look deep within

>>251337
We suns are terrible at plotting anything, much less the assassination of an immortal matriarch.

Mostly we just think about partying and naked wrestling, and kelp. And the destruction of the deep dark ocean and the heretical moon.

>>251353
But the ocean and moon are pure evil. They deserve to get destroyed.

>>251353
Dont forget you guys are also good at sinking landmasses on accident.

>>251365
Exactly

>>251365
Lets wage war. on the sea

>>251368
Was just an accident

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>>251375
>mfw

>mfw
Everyone thinks they are soo tough, but then they forget the niggers of the trees.

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>>251333
Well okay then.

>>251315
Princess will just have to wait at home until she gets back.

>inb4 No copper post tonight

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>>251315
The Copper clans, thanks to the warlords' tactics, the engineers' contraptions, and the maidens' equipment managed to stop the green invasion. The orcs tried going past the coppers' defensive line, and were brutally defeated. They finally left the land, but not before burning it to the ground.

Terrace farming was discovered by the engineers, as they used their troops to work the lands. This couldn't stop the famine this year, but this technique should help recover from the orc event faster.

The golden maiden went home triumphantly, only to discover their villages burned and their people massacred. They swore revenge.

turn 7 start!

>>251426
Yeesh

>>251426
hell yeah revenge

>>251426
YAY WE REUNITED

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So how about our turn sunbros? Cultural action: embassies with spas where meetings can be conducted and communucations with sunbros can also take place there.
Action: scouting for the best spacity place. We need that huge cultural spa city.

>>251426
Well, about that... we can explain...

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recap anchor post

>>251437
Well that got my vote.

>>251441
Dumb tree niggers :D

>>251448
Fuck

>>251448
wuh oh, the perky nips of deception return

>>251437
>Cultural action: embassies with spas where meetings can be conducted and communucations with sunbros can also take place there.
didn't you just do that

>>251426
Finally we killed the orcs. No more wars between us, our countrys bad enough at the moment.

So for this turn how about improving the steam engine so it can move more weight on tracks. Then maybe set up an early warning system using something like large bonfires around the land and should they see an invasion they light them and the rest of the torches get lit upon seeing the first one turned on so the troops can mobilize.

I got the best idea ever on how to use our amazing gears:

Torture and interrogation devices.

>>251461
I thought we just asked permission to build embassies. If we already did that then cool.

>>251461
We thought we had to ask them first but if we just did that we'll do something else

For this turn, I think we would like to improve our technology and develop trebuchets and catapults. (mounted onto boats of course)

>>251481
Right, so let's do something else. Also Opee said dimplomacy doesn't take up our 2 actions so that's cool. Now what can we do? Maybe research something, we haven't done that in a while. But doing that would take away our scouting action...

>>251485
Mainly for killing females and copper fags

>>251477
How about we do something cultural as in art it can be used to make the spas and brothels even more beautiful

>>251470
I want muh revenge, but I guess that can wait...
yeah steam engine seems good, but shouldn't we do something that will improve our friendship and do something useful, like scouting something together?

>>251472
Lets build a wall between us and the sea.
We'll call it a dike.

>>251501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8H-ZccYhPU

>>251472
Bowties and Tree people alliance...? We can kill all who do not believe what we do... we wont rape yo women. unless you're cool with that?

Coppers How about
Tech: Improve Steam engines and install it on rails
Action: Build railroads To main copper cities on mainland

>>251496
YOu know what we've been neglecting, our wrestlers. Maybe we should pay some attention to their training so taht they may suplex cities

>>251515
Thats a very good idea!

Hey, Princess here on their phone. Storm is running through so I can't be too active. We need to kill those rats first of all though, if I read that right, rats have muskets?

>>251500
After we all nearly died I think at this point we at least gained mutual respect for each other and agreed to stop being dicks to each other.
>>251511
Its not garenteed our engine will be strong enough next turn to pull the necessary amount of weight. Also I kinda want the warning system so we can btfo any trees that come back for the maidens.

>>251509
Are you so desperate for an alliance?

>>251501
I don't know... Is the sea a threat?

>>251530
ayy, you are a priest. you can molest our children if we can abuse your non-black women.

>>251530
The sea is 100% evil

>>251521
What's that? We should make torture and interrogation devices and kidnap rat engineers? Why, that's a great idea. I'm in for that.

>>251521
Yeah, they're gunning us down.
We could try using the new embassies to talk with the rats before sending more of our troops into rat 'nam?

>>251530
I always figured our Queen was against magic users because of the sea witch and her aprentice sinking the old island?

How about
Tech: Improve steam engines
Action: We scout for sulphur and Saltpetre

>>251520
So....
-Scout again for prime spa real estate/ spa resources
-Train wrestlers harder so taht they can suplex various increasingly bigger things, starting with boulders and hopefully passing cities and ending at mountains

>>251554
Sounds good to me!

>>251554
>>251448

>>251549
what if treaty with rats and get their musket tech

>>251548
She's only against other people doing Death magic. We can still have our priests practice and learn fire magic. And I figured it's just because she's a power hungry whore who can't stomach anyone else on the island knowing death magic.

Tech: Improve War Machines (Trebuchets, or Catapults)
Action: Build more ships

>>251565
That could work since we can use the suns to communicate to them because of the connected embassys. What should we offer to them?

>>251577
steam engines? quality maiden armor? give them more strength in battle so they can do some damage to the bowties

>>251593
You're against the Bowties?

>>251577
This be fucking dangerous
Like hell no
Plus we need our own source of black powder

>>251593
Why the sudden hostility

>>251597
No he didn't say that

Fuck off tree nigger
Told you not to invade

>>251615
If they deal with rats, become a nigger.

>>251623
Maybe I will

OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA WIT WIMMIN AT

>>251623
Totally unrelated, but
>not naming yourself Treevor

Rats are literally vermins. Copper fags disgust and disappoint me, and the rest of the civilized world, once again.

>>251628
Das wot I'm sayin' Where deys wit wimmin at!? NIGGUH!

>>251615
Whats your deal with the rats? Besides we dont need guns right now as we literally outclass just about everyother nation with our military. We could use this turn to do something more usefull.

>>251630
Hey hey
You aint mad at the engineers right :D

>>251643
Rats have been the Bowties' archnemesis since ancient times

>>251654
I won't be if you don't devolve into such degenerate practices.

>>251643
cultural things!! so we all have something in common

>>251658
I was talking with another copper, I know how the rats kept attacking the bowties before.

So non-sunbros what can WE do to further accommodate your needs?

Here at PTSS (praise the sun spas) we care about your needs as long as they don't involve kidnapping and/or raping and of the other guests or staffs female associates

>>251668
My mistake, deleted posts makes me confused

>>251664
I dindu nuttin

Damnit My vocabulary is becoming a tree nigger

I meant to say
I haven't done anything

>>251218
Real nigga shit

>>251666
If you want to do culture how about this, we could create a great university that all nations could go to so we could be seen as a bastion of knowledge. Naturally our knowledge of seige equipment is to be kept a secret.

>>251669
Then you ain't got shiet for us