Post Apocalyptic Society Creation

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>246072

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>246072
Rolling for a body covered entirely with scar tissue.

>>246082
Part-Lives: The general norm, people die of cancer or other genetic problems fairly young but some make it to old age.
Wouldn’t appear too ugly or malformed by today’s standards, but certainly not the cream of the crop physically.

>>246087
Mutants: Those truly warped, or some would say adapted, to the new world. Barely human looking, every mutant group is unique in their phenotype but they all share a uniform resilience to radiation and toxins. Generally feared and hated by less altered stock, the smart know they can be a valuable asset and that their goods are not “tainted” as some would have you believe.

(using this for a ref https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Post_Apocalyptic_Society_Creation_Tables )
(and since mutants are fucking cool, il consider both)

Part-lived mutants, hideous and avoided, some of us are freakishly strong or smart but the majority have flaws, cripples or just plain old ugly
we who survive the birth live most of our given lives before dying, before growing old and brittle.

How did our people organize themselves in order to survive after the Fall? (d100)

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>246094
Probably had something to do with hungry and mutated wildlife

>>246094
Cannibal rape gangs

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>246098

Adding to this:

Druidic Theocracy

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>>246098
Raiders: An unfortunate truth of the wastes is the prevalence of raider gangs. Savage and violent, they typically take more than they make but there are exceptions. Most don’t settle down in any place for too long, and tend to use up what they have quickly. Many treat the apocalypse as a sort of hedonistic paradise, murdering for fun, using homemade narcotics, and generally raping to their hearts content.

The Wasteland is a great playground,
the weak are the victims, and we the bullies, they rejected us for our looks,
we reject them! and take whatever we wish, for we are strong enough to do so!

What type of rule worked out best for our people? (d100)

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>246106
If we get Dictatorship lets make it a religious one
Religious raiders are best raiders

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>>246109
Dictatorship: Whether they go by mayor, king, chief, tyrant, boss or any other blandishment of power, these men are the movers and shakers in the wastes. Strong willed and often ruthless, singular individuals often take charge of small groups, as has been the case in every historical era. They may have a close knit inner circle, but they always rule with absolute power when it comes down to it.

Our Gang is lead by a Big Boss,
ever since the beginning there was a Big Boss,

Big Boss is strong, Big Boss is wise, he leads our raids,
solves our disputes, shows us the way,

When Big Boss Becomes Dead Boss,
a new Big Boss appears, and we are on the hunt once more!

What makes our people stand out amongst the other Wasteland scum? (2d100)

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>246115
We have mastered the meme.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>246115

Rolled 30, 44 = 74 (2d100)

>>246115

Our ability to domesticate the waste's various abominations.

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>>246119
Motor Worship: In a world of vast blasted wastes and monstrous hazards, access to vehicles is the dividing line between life and death for most. Some take this a step farther and literally worship their rides as tools of divine salvation. Maybe they revere them like holy animals, wear garb that evokes them, or even take violent offense to those who mistreat them.

GRAAH, SWEET V8 GRANT ME YOUR SMOKY SWEET WINGS

Great Hulks of power, they drink the explosive water and give us speed,
they are god's icons, god's gift for us to ride,
PRAISE THE MOTOR, PRAISE THE ROAR OF SPEED

>>246122
Jewellry: Somehow the group has gotten a hold of a sizeable amount of bling. Maybe it’s hand-made from scrap, or maybe it’s actual treasures from the old world. The group takes great pride in it.

Oooh shiny

And Gold-plated diamond encrusted V8 Engines are the best thing since water


What do we have that outsiders desire and envy us for? (d100)

>>246115
We're genderqueers

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>246127
PRAISE THE ROAR OF SPEED

>>246134
THE MACHINES GIVE US THEIR FAVOR

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>246127

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>246127
Our close relationship with Allah and his prophet, Muhammad

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>>246134
Breeders: It’s a grim truth. Humanity is sick, and very few are truly healthy. Those that can insure a stable next generation wield an immense amount of power. Be it men whose seed is exceptionally potent or women whose wombs are perfectly fertile. Depending on how they leverage it, either could become a commodity or royalty.

At this rate we will turn into wasteland mutant pimps.

WOMEN, MY YOUTH, WOMEN

The most precious of treassures, a healthy woman
taken from our raids, the stock of breeders is our prised trump card,

the wasteland knows who's boss, when we roll about in gold-plated rides, with healthy women onder our arm,
and a wheel connected to a V8 in the other

How rusty are our boomsticks? (d100)

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>246150

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>246150
not very?

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>246150

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>>246155
Thank kek you rolled first, m8.

>>246160
but blow-your-limbs-off-on-each-shot tier guns would've been hilarious and pretty fitting for our rather ork-like nature.

>>246166
But unlike orcs we have a pretty below average fertility rate.

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>>246155
Military Grade: Exactly what you think. Military stockpiles of armor, guns, and gear. Usually live in military bunkers or other fortified locations.

Best guns in the wasteland,
nobody thought we could be any danger untill we found theese babies,

The great v8 granted us a gift of perfectly maintained boomsticks,
no jamming, no rusting, clean, shiny guns, shooting stright and far

piles of ammo, piles of shiny, piles of women
what we want we take, what we hate, we kill, we rule this land, and they should fear us!

V8 V8 V8 WRRRRRRRROOOOMMM!!!

How do we roll on the Apocalypse Roads? (d100)

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>246168
While blasting eurobeat of course!

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>246168
Tanks and hot rods

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>>246173
Classics: Muscle Cars, roadsters, and trucks. The standard rides for most in the wasteland. Tough, reliable, and intimidating.

Our rides are our first impression,
and what's a first impression than not a big, tough mean looking truck

or truck-looking car, all shiny and Vroomy, armed to the teeth

Praise V8

How and with what do our Warboys outfit their rides? (2d100)

Rolled 30, 22 = 52 (2d100)

>>246186

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>246186
Harpoon canons and miniguns

>>246186
>praising the v8 while glorious rotary engines are more reliable and have potentially more power
absolutely haram

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>>246189
Turbo-Charged: Engines are supercharged and often fitted with nitrous. The group's cars will be capable of incredible bursts of speed, at the cost of some special maintenance and materials.

Whats Sweeter and holier than the Great V8?

A FUCKING TURBO CHARGED V8, PREPARE TO GO HYPERSPEED YOU PINKSKINNED GOREBAGS

Turbo-Charged: Engines are supercharged and often fitted with nitrous. The group's cars will be capable of incredible bursts of speed, at the cost of some special maintenance and materials.

you thought rolling turbo once was fast enough?
TURBO 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOOOOO,


How big is our Leaders...Rig? (d100)

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>246215
FASTA GO THE HOLY V8

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>246215
Rolling for tank

>>246215
Wh-what? you keep talking about both super- and turbochargers, while they are mutually exclusive (not a huge /o/ nerd but pretty sure this is the case) soo... which one is it?

>>246228
THE HOLY V8 CAN HAVE BOTH

>>246228
>implying we can't juryrig them to work together

I know nothing about cars

>>246231
muh dick. BUT WHY ARE WE WORSHIPPING A V8 WHEN V12's EXIST?!
>select all the images with trucks

>>246223
Concert on Wheels: Like a drummer boy but way more awesome. Maybe it’s a squad of taiko drummers, a lone shredder on a flamethrower guitar, or an entire outfit of post-apocalyptic metalheads. Whatever it is, you’ll certainly not be going anywhere unnoticed, and it’s a very good way to get someone excited for killing.

WHATS BETTER THAN GOING FASTER THAN FAST?
GOING FASTER THAN FAST WITH FAST MUSIC AT OUR SIDE!

https://youtu.be/dQhyTO3lGPY?t=2m30s

Big boss sits on his throne, with a machinegun at one side, and a breeder at the other,
dressed in shiny, jewlery, gold and silver,

With glorious V8's beneath his fingers, all chugging nitro, and his personal band
filling the air with the song of speed,as we ride

AS WE RIDE, A GREAT FLOCK OF THE GLORIOUS V8
ONWARDS,
EVER ONWARDS
ETERNAL, SHINY, SHOOTY AND FAST!

V8! V8! V8! V8!

>>246228
itJustWorks.ToddHoward

>>246245
cause we don't have 7 fingers on each hand

or do we?

>>246254
well duh, what kind of a mutant rapist greasemonkey doesn't?!
>select images with trucks AGAIN
ITS A SIGN

Lets play a game called "Name the Wasteland mutant super pimps"

>>246290
>Catalog
Wasteland mutant super pimps sounds good.

>>246295
where the fuck did that catalog quote come from tho?

Anyone got ideas for characters, members of the mutant pimps?

>>246325
Well for one, Id say a Mechanic/High priest. Give him aviator goggles and a passion for his gods, and you go yourself a mad priest. Which is the best kind

>>246325
Your run-of-the-mill drugged up grunts with hilariously big guns would be fitting.

>>246325
Bishop Don Magic Juan
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don_%22Magic%22_Juan
Flashiest pimp of the wastes

>>246329
What would be his mutated appearance and dress?

>>246335
Drugged up mutant grunts with shiny metal bits, huge guns and V8 parts hanging off their neckchains

We could have Savage melee-obsessed half naked dudes with chopping weapons,
called "Mekanimals"

>>246343
Cant say for dress, probably just regular stuff with pockets and holsters for mechanic tools. As for mutated appearance.... Fucked up skin and face is always a good place. But a good mechanic needs good eyes and hands.

Just piling up data for a cleaner look at what we got

Mutant Part-lifers
Raiders
Dictatorship
Motor Worship
Jewlery
Lots of Breeders
Military Grade Boom-gear
Classics for the rides
Turbo boosted cars squared
Mobile concert vehicle

>>246353
Maybe Smeared in motor oil and burns,
with bulging bloodshot eyes and mouth lips peeled back into an eternal smile/snarl?

My vote for his name would be Juan

>>246369
>Smeared in motor oil and burns,
Scars on his back in the design of an engine. And the lips thing sounds terrifyingly awesome, so yes
I vote for not a proper name just 'The Mechanic'. He has no name, only a purpose. To praise the machines and to make sure they work to their full holy glory

>>246369
PLS include V12S AND MAYBE V10S TOO FOR MORE SPEED. like for the important people.

>>246383
The Mechanic and his boys of Fixers, that fix rides and guns

Who's The Boss?

>>246387
>So little raider boy, how many cylinders do you wish to ride when you grow up?
>A Villion
>This child has a glorious future

>>246383
He refers to the machine god as Juan because of a old billboard for Juan's Garage

>>246383
A pcp smoking pimp with mechanical eyes

>>246401
>machine god
we wh40k now?

>>246405
>pcp
>not something homemade that includes battery acid, motor oil, or both
step up senpai.

>>246415
Pcp is made from embalming fluid

>>246415
Wanna drop some acid?
>pops open the car battery

>>246439
Let's go get some meat!

>>246491
How does "Wimpy Settler" sound like?
Id try one barbequed this time

>>246503
flambeered in gasoline would be more exotic looking. the settler has to be alive of course since corpses get all stiff and chewy and stuff
>/ck/ mutant druggie musclecar rapist pimps

>>246587
Knock knock, open up

its the extortion squad, give up your valuables or we will eat you and rape your women

>>246672
Is... Is the quest done?

I think OP is kill.