Phantagotchi

>>242944
Brutaek the Devourer

>>242949
Is Brutaek the Devourer a male or a female? Roll to find out.

>Even: male
>Odd: female

Rolled 186 (1d1000)

>>242952

>>242956
Seems like Brutaek the Devourer is a she. You can't leave her in front of home for too long. You must store her somewhere.

Roll to find out where you live:

>numbers from 1 to 4: You live in a gardenless house
>from 5 to 8: You live in an apartment
>from 9 to 10: You live in a house with garden

>>242980

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>242980

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>>242998
Oh man you are so fucked. Chose in which room you will store Brutaek the Devourer.

>>243015
Your love for brutaek can't be contained, become homeless

>>243015
turn "room" into elephant room

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>>243048
You now have an elephant in the room in the proper sense. Night is about to fall, what you do?

>A) Go sleep in the living room, on the sofa
>B) Sleep in the room, with Brutaek the devourer

>>242980
But... That was even, not odd.

>>243094
>A) Go sleep in the living room, on the sofa

>>243102
Probably for the best. This way we won't suffocate in elephant shit.

>>243104
You are laying on the couch. The couch is hard, you have hard time trying to sleep. At 23h30 you are about to enter the dreamland when suddenly.

(Raise up volume to the max)
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jLvIWqb8U8

Roll:
>Even: You get a heart attack
>Odd: You only wake up

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>243121

>>243124
Oh thank god, no heart attack.

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>>243126
You go to the room to find out what's happening. Brutaek the Devourer is not happy.
What's her problem? Roll to find out:

>1 or 2: Brutaek the Devourer wants to shit
>3 or 4: Brutaek the Devourer wants to pee
>5 or 6: Brutaek the Devourer wants to eat
>7 or 8: Brutaek the Devourer want to drink
>9 or 10: Brutaek the Devourer wants to play

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>243145

>>242944
>You bought an elephant by mistake after shopping online.
>The sell cannot be cancelled. You have now your own pet elephant and 10.000$ in debt.
10.000 in debt. 10 dollars

>>243150
While you are checking for her butthole to see if everything is ok, Bruatek the Devourer suddenly shits on you. A dhiarrea river flows on your head, and you're starting to suffocate.
You desesperately try to reach something to stick it up to Brutaek's anus.

>0 to 3: You manage to grab a pencil
>4 to 6: You manage to grab a log
>7 to 10: You find nothing and try to put your fist in it

>>243677
roll to find out

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>243677

>>243714
Unfortunately, you just manage to dig a second dighole into Brutaek. The flood keeps going, and you end up dead by suffocation.
Game over, RIP

>>243772

Hmm.

Say OP, do you have time?

You should start another modern civ quest like this one:

>>239427