My Life Special Edition:Bonaroo

>>240145
Check your inventory

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>>240148
All this shit.
>Inventory
PBR:25 cans
Heineken: 12
Watermelon-rita: 12
Joints:7
Money:to be determined. Most likely 250 for me and 250 for my wife
Camping grill
Burgers
Hot dogs
Wallet
Mobile phone
Camping knife
Tent
Water bottles:45
Soda:24 cans
Various camping supplies

>>240145
The next time you stop at a gas station, buy 1 Snickers, break half of it off and throw one half away while eating the other half

>>240200
Put the hotdogs in the burger buns and grill them.

>>240228
Well they might have to wait until they stop

Do a quickie in a gas station toilet

Road head?

I mean it's a road trip, there really isn't much to do is there?

>>240271
Not yet. I started the thread way too damn early.

>>240316

so while we are waiting, are the last threads archived?

>>240338
I'm actually unsure. I don't make it a point to archive my threads but someone usually does.
The first one may have been archived.

>>240348
Are you listening to the radio?

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>>240361
The wife is running Pandora
I'm not messing with that shit she is nuts about the music choices.

>>240391
Most women are.

>>240391
Yell "that's a spicy meat-a-ball" in the cheesiest Italian accent you can

>>240391
Light a joint

>>240418
She is wondering about my sanity

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>>240441
Forgot the pic

>>240441
Tell her it's just a prank bro, repeatedly with increasing fury

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>>240431
Happy to oblige

>>240476
Shave that faggot beard

>>240476
This is getting surprisingly far.
>>240488
Awwwwww, come on man. It fits his hippy attitude

>>240500
Doesn't fit his not a faggot attitude

>>240459
>It's just a prank bro
..ok
>It's just a prank BRO
Great?
>ITS JUST A PRANK BRO
Anon you are high already.

>>240488
Didn't bring my razor, and if I don't have a beard I don't get beard scratches from the wife.

>>240500
Just wait till we get to bonaroo. I'm planning on going nuts.

>>240505
Tell her the voices are controlling you.
Say "I have found a way to stem the flow of dank memes" in doc Brown's voice
Then start mumbling "burn them in the homes" in the mad hatter's voice

>>240543
Is this the "Anon has a bad trip" thread?

>>240556
That's what I'm going for, I have plans for you OP

>>240543

>Tell her the voices are controlling you.
>Say "I have found a way to stem the flow of dank memes" in doc Brown's voice
>Then start mumbling "burn them in the homes" in the mad hatter's voice

Yeah and then run the car off the road cuz we just wanna ruin the fun by going full retard right out the gate

>>240567
With that beard I'd say he's gone full retard years ago

>>240565

What plana, making his wife get him tested for Adult Onset Autism? There are better ways to meet people like yourself, Anon.

>>240580
True, I mean i just met you

>>240543
My ability to perform impressions is minimal.
Also yeah if I start acting too crazy now my wife won't let me take more drugs later.
Slow your flow bro

>>240578
I'm really sorry that you were sexually abused by a man with a shitty beard.
I'm sorry my beard is shitty.
I need to re-evaluate my life

>>240587
Thank you for agreeing with me.

>>240603
How long til you hit the festival? Do you have an event list yet? I feel like there isn't much to do in a car that won't raise suspicions from your party

>>240614
We are going to get there in 4 1/2 hours. We are making good time so we could get there earlier but I'm expecting traffic.
Usually this board is slow as shit I wasn't expecting you guys to be here this soon.
Also I'm going to try to copy my schedule and post it here. I'm mobilefagging obviously so my abilities are limited.

>>240614
Well you sure tricked me, you are a very clever boy
>>240603
Ask her who she's most excited to see. Whoever she says interrupt her by saying no

>>240655
>Who are you most excited to see?
LCD Soundsy--
>No
Why?
>We aren't seeing them
Why?
>Cuz I said so
Why?

It continued on like this. We are still going to see LCD Soundsystem. My wife is a force of nature.

>>240687
Say in a stuck up voice " well I'M looking forward to LCD soundsystem"
you've got some tip top taste family

>>240655
Lol I like this bit! Anytime you have to decide something, get her opinion and shoot it down like that but then immediately agree or suggest her idea as your own

>>240643
All good things in time. You're gonna have an awesome trip!

>>240719
I can do that

I can do that well.


She said OK, I'm actually looking forward to LCD Soundsystem

>>240719
Now you're getting it. I'm done seeing how far he'd go, now well be a bit less autism
>>240735
Tell her it's a shame you're not seeing them

>>240757
In the interest of keeping this car ride enjoyable I'm not going to say that lol

>>240775
Alright, tell her she needs to fix her nose ring. It's slid round a bit.
See how long you can get her to adjust it for

>>240789
After this tell her she has something in her teeth. Keep telling her this until she starts getting mad and tell her you were just fucking with her.

You could ask for road head while she's driving

>>240145

RIP OP, we hardly knew ye.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>242324
Rolling for OP's wife to tell us how he died.

Butt fuck in the portopotty closest to the stage where Lamb of God is playing. Sing along to their songs as you do so

>>240145

For the record: bummed this didn't work out it coulda been legendary

>>245489
Seriously. I hope OP buys fake drugs

Spend all your money on cocaine and don't share any with your wife. Spend the rest of the festival asking her to loan you some cash

Yell "WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS?" at a random point during your day.

HARD MODE: Do it in a crowded area.