Knight Quest

>>240078
Go find a job down in the city

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>>240124
You tell Mazinger that you'll get a job in the city, and proceed to do so. However, you manager is on your balls constantly. You're not sure how much more you can take.

>>240300
Get a job in Victoria's secret

>>240371
Seconding.

>>240300
Ask to not make this a hostile work place. We, as a knight, will do our work.

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>>240371
>>240395
After flipping too many patties the wrong way, you're fired from your McJob by your pasty teenage boss. Good riddance!
As you make your way into Victoria's Secret, you notice a lot of weird looks coming your way. Perhaps this isn't the best way to make money.

>>240629
Ask to see the manager.

>>240629
Tell you are gay but you are not

>>240686
You're only gay on Tuesdays.

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>>240685
>>240686
You assure the female customers that you are, in fact, a homosexual, but their gazes are left unaverted.

Approaching the manager, you see that it is in fact Kanjite Knight! Before you can try to convince him that you're best suited for the job, he explains that he "doesn't want the wrong kind of attention" at his store. Damnable bastard! You are then escorted out of the premises by a burly security guard.

God then takes a break, since his internet isn't working today, but he assures you he'll be back when Comcast stops fucking with him.

>>240830
Let's go on an adventure to rescue a process. There's usually a good reward for that kind of thing.

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>>242006
You open your phone and check Craigslist. As it happens, the King's daughter has gone missing recently, and he needs help getting her.

"Hello?" answers the number on the personal.
"Yes, I'd like to call about rescuing the princess."
"Oh, thank goodness!" cries the voice on the other line. "I thought NOBODY would come to my aid in this dire time of need. I believe my daughter has been kidnapped by the dastardly Harem Dragon! He lives at the top of Mount Evil."
"How much are you offering?" you ask, rather coldly.
"What? Oh, well, this is my daughter's life at stake!"
"Yes, but how much is the reward?"
"I suppose we'll have to negotiate that when we see her back in the castle, safe."
Troublesome, but it'll have to do.
Will you take the King's offer?

>>242304
Sure, let's do it.

>>242304
Hell yeah. She might be waifu material. Or maybe the dragon will be husbando material.

>>242304
Do it

>>242304
need me some of that sweet princess puss puss

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>>242331
>>242338
>>242635
>>242637
You start on a quest to Mount Evil, but as soon as you're out of city limits you reach your first obstacle.
It is a black knight, who's guarding a drawbridge.
"Ay yo b, I won't let you pass unless you know the pass WORD, namsayn?" says the knight, in a dialect somewhat unfamiliar to you. "In case you forgot, the clue is 'Where da hood at?'"

>>242881
The password is "Right here".
Honestly, I have no idea what it is. I'm guessing.

>>242881
Password is: "mahnigga"

if that fails try "go my way"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE

>>242881
Go with something super cheesy, like "in yo heart, nigga."

>>242881
Hail Hydra