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You have no memory of who you are, what your name is, what gender you are, or where you are right now. Almost as if you just barely came into existence. All you know is that You want some pizza.
What will you do young hero?
(roll ending in 3, 5, or 0 decide what happens)
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>>236698
Look for flour.
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Try summoning a pepperoni with my mind
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>>236735
>>236698
In a nearby shelf, you find a full bag of flour. What luck! You are on your way to making a fresh, piping hot pizza!
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>>236801
become as italian as possible to ensure that you make a good pizza.
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>>236801
>>236814
You are unsure what exactly an "Italian" is, most likely due to the memory loss. But you find a comically large mustache prop on the shelf and decide to put it on; the words "Mama Mia" ringing in your head.
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>>236832
use this as a guide when making your pizza. The soul of a pizza comes not from its ingredients, but from the lintent of its makers actions. Make sure you are pure of heart when making this pizza, and clear your mind of all worldly desire, except for pizza.
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Yell it out! Yell those words out triumphantly!
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>>236905
>>236915
>>236832
Calling out to the lords of pizza, you dig deep within yourself and shout the ancient words of culinary perfection!
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Lets find some children for some cheesy pizza
Actually lets find some tomatoes and herbs
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>>236919
Spit enough saliva into the flour to make dough
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>>236919
A guard kicks down your door and arrests you. It seems those words may have caused some kind of disturbance.
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>>236926
Masturbate onto him as a defensive measure
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>>236926
Ask him if he has some tomatoes..
Invite him to join you in making a delicious pizza..
No one can resist PIZZA MAMMMA MIA
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>>236919
Look for a classic big wooden pepper-grinder. And some peppercorns to put in it.
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>>236930
we dont even know what gender we are though, or if we even have a gender.
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>>236939
ask him for pizza dough and sauce recipes
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>>236949
The man begins to panic.
"You're not planning on making PIZZA are you?"
He asks.
"Pizza has been outlawed for fifty years! We aren't even allowed to TALK about it!"
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>>236960
Why?
When? Who?
Well give me the recipe kind sir
Things can't get much worse
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>>236960
Preposterous, even if it was outlawed it goes agaisnt our itallian beliefs. We need to make a pizza no matter what.
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>>236969
>>236960
"Alas, it is not that simple."
The man explains.
"When the king outlawed pizza, we lost the means to make it. Legend goes that there was a secret society of Pizza Masons who have maintained the craft. But the king had them destroyed them a long time ago... If there are any left, they are going to be difficult to find."
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>>236987
can we make calzones instead?
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>>236994
>>236987
NONSENSE!!!
You awoke to this world with one and only one solitary goal: To make a pizza!
To make anything else would be against your moral code! One way or another, you must create what your heart desires!
But first you need to figure out how to get out of here.
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>>237003
Ask the withered man if he has any olive oil.
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>>237003
maybe we can use some of the mustache wax on the mustasche to grease our arms out of the shackles?
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>>237029
>>237003
Using the gross oil that has accumulated in the mustache, you lather the shackles and slip right out of your confinments. You are free!
Free to find the Pizza Masons and learn the secrets of culinary perfection!
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>>237039
Well...
Almost free. There is still the locked dungeon gate.
How are you going to get past that?
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>>237052
Massage it until it softens.
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>>237052
Look for anything loose in the cell. Maybe we can get a brick to weaken the bars.
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>>237052
kick it open
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>>237052
Headbutt it until it opens
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>>237094
>>237052
In the corner of the room there are some loose bricks. It seems they hide a passageway you can use to escape!
But what about the withered man? Will you help him?
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>>237135
Of course we help him escape!
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>>237135
Yeah.
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>>237135
Save him
He seems like the kind of guy who may secretly be a pizza Mason
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And with a new companion in tow, our hero sets forth on his journey to make a pizza. I have work to attend, so we will have to continue this later.
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>>237187
That guy looks starved, we need to get him some pizza
Open the gate with your massive leg strength
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Cute quest op, one of the better draw quests being churned out in qst.
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You and the withered man start pulling bricks out of the wall. Everything is going smoothly. You'll both be out in a few minutes in case nothing alarms the guards.
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>>238313
Alarm the guards.
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>>238397
>>238313
A wandering guard spots the two of you trying to escape. He yells out alarming more guards. The exit is now open.
The guards will surely follow you if you escape. But a frontal confrontation is practically a death sentence. What do you do?
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>>238432
O thin one. We will throw bricks to buy time.
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>>237601
Thank you. I wanted to make my own quest for quite a while now. Glad to hear people like it!
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Break the 4th wall and get Deadpool's teleporter device.
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>>238432
>>238510
You have no idea what any of this means.
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>>238586
Just get out of there through the tunnel
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>>238618
>>238586
You and the withered man escape into the dark tunnel just as the guards get the door open.
It is probably a good idea to not look back and keep moving forward.
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>>238586
throw bricks while running away
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>>238631
>>238632
You started chucking bricks behind you as you're running away. A brick stirkes a guard directly in the head knocking him out. The other guards raise their shield to block incoming brick.
That's not gonna work again.
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>>238657
Drop all your bricks on the floor, with some luck they will trip on them and keep running like if you were possesed by a gold medal winning runner
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>>238674
>>238657
You drop the rest of your bricks onto the ground. The guards, believe the sound was one of you tripping, stop to investigate. This gives you just enough time to escape with your companion.
///YOU ESCAPED THE DUNGEON!///
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>>238701
You and the withered man hae escaped!! A treacherous journey awaits the two in your quest for pizza.
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This story will continue tomorrow.
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>>238722
See ya man
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>>238722
Thanks, OP. It's a refreshing change of pace for a qm to do this for longer than 3 choices.
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>>238722
After your escape, the withered man gave you a hastily drawn map detailing the location of an old abandoned Pizza Sage Monastery. Through a full day of travel you arrive at the marked location...
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>>241380
There appears to be nothing here.
The withered man explains that the monastery would most likely have been hidden and protected with magic.
What do you do?
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I will be here for two hours before I head back to work. Then I will have to put this in another intermission until tomorrow.
Let's see how far we can get!
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Reach down and check if you have a dick.
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>>241387
Look for basil growing and then look for a concealed tunnel near it.
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>>241542
>>241387
You find some basil growing next to the rock. It appears that this is the entrance to the monastery. Now you need to get inside.
The withered man tells you that there may be an incantation that can open the passage. But what words hold such power?
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Check if you have a dick then duckwalk into the monastery
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Check if you have a dick, pocket the basil and then duckwalk into the monastery
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>>241556
"It's thyme!"
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>>241579
>>241556
You check to see what genitalia you have.
"Huh" You say, finally learning what gender you are, then realizing that gender has nothing to do with making pizza.
You would try to duckwalk into the monastery, but you still haven't opened it.
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>>241587
>>241596
No, it's basil. You already went over this. The withered man shakes his head slowly.
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>>241607
"...Thyme to enter the monastery!"
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>>241607
Say the words "Pizza is the ultimate power", because stuff like that is what a pizza sage would use to open a magical entrance
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>>241607
>>241652
Yes indeed. You must enter the monastery. But the words need to be spoken!
What could those words be? It's on the tip of your tongue, as if you have said them before...
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>>241676This is what came to my mind first, but I dismissed it.
"MAMA MIA!"
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>>241676
>>241687
You dig deep in your heart and speak the ancient words of culinary perfection! That seems to have worked as the passage opens up before you!
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>>241719
Enter the passage.
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>>241719
Without hesitation you and the withered man enter the hidden passage ready to uncover the secrets of the Pizza Masons.
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>>241607
lick the walls
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>>241731
Check if the withered man has a penis.
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>>241764
>>241731
You like the walls They taste of tomato paste and yeast. This is most definitely, without a doubt the Pizza Monastery.
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>>241799
Give up and call papa johns
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>>241799
All of a sudden the room is illuminated.
"Who dares lick these sacred walls?!" Booms a mighty voice.
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>>241808
This is the voice of John, the guardian of the monastery.
"State your intent or be burned alive!" Booms the creature.
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>>241811
State you only wish to honor the pizza deity and offer the withered man as a sacrifice to the topping gods.
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>>241811
"five words, first word:"
point to your eye
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>>241811
You think about sacrificing your one and only friend in your quest, but decide not to because that is a dick move.
Instead you tell the guardian that you wish to learn the secrets of Pizza.
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>>241854
Morality cannot get between us and pizza. We require a topping.
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>>241854
The guardian stares at you, or maybe THROUGH you, for an uncomfortable amount of time.
Then he speaks.
"You may be worthy to learn the secrets...
But first you must complete three tasks. These tasks will test your will, body, and soul!"
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Offer your genitalia to the dragon in sacrifice to get the pizza toppings.
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>>241868
"The first task: On these pedestals reside three tomatoes of varying quality. One is okay, one is absolutely rotten, the third is 'meh'"
Which do you choose?
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>>241877
Make use of the Monty Hall problem and have a 66% chance of choosing the right tomato
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>>241877
Damn.
I hate to put a hold on this right now, but I have to go back to work. We will have to pick this up tomorrow. We might be able to finish it then! Thank you all for taking interest in this quest.
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>>241877
You choose the "meh" one, because that would be the only one that you could afford.
Unless all the tomatoes are priced the exact same, in which case you take the "okay" one.
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>>241877
feel them for firmness the one with the least give is the one we take
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>>241877
Take the absolutely rotten tomatoe. It's like the merchant of Venice riddle
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>>241919
>>241990
>>242176
>>241877
You grab all three of the tomatoes and start juggling them. The guardian stares at you in amazement.
"You have chosen wisely. All of the tomatoes, even the okay one, are not fit to be used. Only the best ingredients are. You are ready for your next trial."
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>>243538
Out of nowhere a giant stone gollem appears.
"To test your strength, you must defeat Caesar: The Fists of the Masons"
You are unsure what this has to do with making pizza, and you also question the sudden spike in difficulty, but you are ready for battle!
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>>243549
Eat the basil and power up!
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>>243549
throw tomatoes at face.
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>>243549
>>243578
You eat the basil to power up. The bitter taste invigorates you! You feel...
YOU FEEL.....
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>>243607
You feel a rock hard fist throw you across the room. The basil did nothing. It is just a spice. Why did you think that would work?
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if you survive, throw the tomatoes at his feet
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>>243615
>>243611
THAT DID NOTHING!!! THE ROTTEN TOMATOES DID NOTHING!!!
There has to be something that can topple the beast.
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>>243630
run! make him walk around so maybe he'll slip
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>>243630
toss him like pizza dough.
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>>243647
>>243630
You start running around the room. As the gollem takes a step to chase you, it slips on some rotten tomato and falls to the ground. You have bested the beast I guess.
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>>243756
Befriend the golem. Niceness is next to savoriness.
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>>243756
do a tarantella in celibration
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>>243756
>>243781
>>243787
You apologize to the gollem. It accepts your apology, stating that you have indeed bested it. While not immediate friends, the two of you have become good acquaintances.
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>>243810
Advance into the lair... uh, the base of the pizza masons! The thin dough base of the pizza masons!
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>>243896
>>243810
You advance further into the monastery toward the guardian.
"Very good." Compliments the beast.
"You are ready for the final trial"
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>>243943
"This is the sacred relic of the Masons. Only one whose full intention is culinary perfection may wield it. If you can resist it's power then all the secrets of the sacred Pizza shall be known to you!"
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>>243959
Test your worthyness by touching it while yelling MAMMA MIA!
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>>243959
hold up a second, that looks more like a step edger than a pizza peel. We arent trying to do lawnwork, the gaurdians tricks cant fool us.
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>>243959
>>243963
You firmly grasp the relic and raise it to the sky shouting a triumphant "MAMA MIA!"
For as long as you can remember your one and only purpose was to make pizza! There was never any doubt that you would be worthy! All at once the ancient knowledge of culinary perfection seeps into your mind!
Now there is only one thing left to do...
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>>243989
ask the mighty guardian of the secret recipe for the secret recipe in exchange for embarking on a quest to show the world the glory of pizza
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>>244015
>>243989
There is no need to ask the guardian as all the knowledge resides in you already. You dig deep within yourself and call upon the spirits of the Pizza Masons.
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>>244059
You gather all the dough, spices, sauces, cheeses, and toppings in the vicinity and combine them with the heat of the relic.
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>>244067
You have done it! You have mastered the ability to create culinary perfection! Your quest has come to an end!
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>>244075
Even though your quest has come to an end, a bigger calling comes to you. The wonder of Pizza is still outlawed throughout the land. You must bring the deliciousness of pizza to the people!
It will be a long and grueling quest to bring the dictatorship of the king to end. A quest to bring joy to the people of this land. But quest for another day. You look forward to when that day will come.
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>>244075
Thanks for running this quest, OP.
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>>244101
Thanks OP
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>>244230
And next time will be... soon?
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>>244269
Probably. It would have a lot looser feel to it. I will add some risk to it so the character can die, but only to see what ridiculous shit people can bring to the table. This quest was more of a tell-tale game where the end is practically the same either way. But with the next one even I won't know what's gonna happen.
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