I wanna be a hero Quest

>>236654
dice+1d6

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>236654
Incorporial

>>236664
I guess we are a human

Rolled 4 (1d6)

We have shadow powers

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>236664
Im fine with normal

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>>236664
It Turns out you're just a normal guy :(
Don't worry! You can have gadgets.

You currently have 100$
You can purchase:
1. A grappling hook
2. A Gun
3. A jetpack
4. A swiss army shovel
you do not need to roll, just pick

>>236682
Shovel !

>>236682
Forgot to say Prices
1.40$
2.1

>>236682
I want the shovel.

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>>236683
Shovel it is!
You examine the many functions of the shovel

Where do you go?
1.Home
2.The tailor's
3. Grocery store

Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)

>>236699

>>236694
Tailor! Costume!

>>236694
Grocery store

>>236703
Get ashovel helmet

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>>236703
You decide to head to the taylor's
you can buy a costume
Current money:100$
1. Blue Spandex - 20$
+ light, agile
- Thin
2. Pretty princess tootoo
+ pretty, destracting
- weird
3. Manly bull
+ armored, thick
- slow

>>236748
oops
Pretty princess is 50$

Bull is 25$

>>236748
Blue spandex

>>236752
Pls blue spandex

>>236752
>>236754
Should have just picked all three

>>236748
>3. Manly bull
>+ armored, thick
>- slow

>>236756
But muh muhney

>>236756
>>236760
Wait, we can wear both bull and spandex

>>236756
Nah dude. Save money

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>>236748
Blue spandex it is.
You think about how you will look in the blue spandex
Money -20$
Your current money is now 80$
+inventory Blue Spandex
your current inventory: Blue Spandex, Swiss Army Shovel
You can go:
1.Home
2.Grocery store

>>236781
Home. Spank the monkey and sleep.

>>236781
To the grocery store. We have gains to build!

>>236781
Grocery store. A man needs to eat

>>236781
>Grocery store

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>>236786
Whelp
I felt like we would get there eventually.
You quickly fall asleep, spent.

Day 2

You can:
1.Put on costume and look for trouble to stop
2.Get swole at the gym
3.Go to library

In order to apply for the hero Association test, you need a minimum amount of training. You are not their yet

>>236825
From now on, I think I am going to do general consensus rather than first cum first serve

>>236825
Gym

>>236825
Look for trouble

>>236825
>Get swole

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>>236833
You feel like lifting some weights.
you head to the gym to get swole
+1 strength
+1 defence

>>236877
You can:
1. Go to Grocery Store
2. Go look for trouble to stop
3. Write in

>>236885
Groceries

>>236885
To the Grocery Store. Food and saving await. (It's also our part time job to pay for things.)

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>>236889
>>236900
You decide to head to the Grocery store to work your part time job
Your shift starts at 9:00, but you arrive at 8:00
You decide to shop until your shift starts
Current Wallet: 80$
You can buy:
1. food or some shit idfk - 20$
2. B.U.F.F. Workout powder - 40$
3. Bleach - 10$
you can purchase 1, 2, all 3, or none

>>236885
>Groceries

>>236941
>1&2

>>236941
Bleach

>>236941
2&3

>>236947
Second

Buy and drink the bleach. It will unlock our latent neanderthal high IQ

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>>236961
>>236953
You decide to buy the Buff and the Bleach
I hope to god these do not end up mixing at some point
+inventory: Buff, Bleach
Current inventory: Blue spandex (at home) , Swiss Army Shovel (at home), Buff, Bleach.
Money - 50$
Current Money: 30$
You go to work your shift at the cash register
...
You work for 5 Hours, earning 40$
Current Money: 70$
It is now nighttime
It is more dangerous on the streets, but that means more bad guys to fight.
1. Go home
2. Look for trouble

>>237007
Go home and get ready to fight

>>237007
look for trouble

>>237027
Get the spandex n shovel n look for trouble

>>237031
>>237007
This

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>>237007
You head home, don your spandex, wield your shovel, and step out onto the street. You begin walking, when suddenly, A criminal appears!
Roll a D6 to decide
1. you win without a scratch
2. you win, but are hurt
3. you lose, but manage to escape before being hurt
4. you lose, and are hurt
5. you lose and are knocked out
6. you lose and wake up in the hospital

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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>237098

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>237098
(Go pocket bleach.)

Can we speak to it in ebonics?

>>237111
TRIPS MEAN THIS ONE

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>>237105
You manage to win with a few minor scratches.
+50 xp
+1 endurance
Got Item: red Bandana
+able to disguise as a gangster
-Police may target you

It's late and you're hurt, so you decide to go home to sleep.

I think I'm done today, see you guys later

>>237147
Later.

>>237147
Thanks op

>>237147
see ya later

>>237147
See ya

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I vote we become the unicorn wizard

WHY DIDNT WE CHOOSE A GUN???
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4venFPPzfs