You wake up in an abandoned cell.You have no recollection of how you got here, where you are, or how long you've been in this prison. The only thing you have is the burlap sack you are wearing. You have gotten yourself into quite the predicament.
Might as well take a look around. Before we start; What is your name?
>>23417
MANDARK
>>23417
First one to get 4 chooses
>>23454
As you sit in the darkness pondering your existence, a name burns into your existence. In fact, you feel a burning sensation on your head.
It is Mandark. You are Mandark. It is a good name. What shall you do, Mandark? Roll 7
>>23511
I ponder about how the hell im going to escape, then something comes to me, i look around the room and find something (up to you op)
No, man.... our wonderful sackchild's name is Susan.
>>23590
Reroll
7 get? :v
Rolled 4 (1d7)
>>23511
try to climb up by putting your hands on one wall and your feet on the opposite wall.
>>23613
>>23590
REROLL FOR LORD MANDARK
>>23621
Admin roll
>>23511
Take off the poster on the wall and make a paper hat from it
>>23629
77777777777
>>23645
reroll
>>23645
Nice
>>23666
Ugh thread
>>23590
Last reroll
>>23645
hat get
>>23749
very sad
>>23794
If 7 god forgives me
>>23590
>>23666
As you rip out the poster on the wall, you reveal a hole that blasts you with a demonic power, sending you into the air briefly before collapsing. You wonder if you are hallucinating.
Roll 3 to pick next move
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>23812
dropkick hole
>>23812
summon bed
>>23812
Demonclaw the wall inscription
>>23881
That really, really hurt. Why did you do that? You are an idiot.
>>23971
Touch those weird looking bars in the wall
dice+1d10
>>23970
You first think it is a wall inscription, before discovering it is a portal to some otherworldly realm. What do you do now? Your shin hurts. Your arm feels strange.
>>24064
Flush self down toilet
>>24064
Roll 9
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>24064
Hop backwards into portal
>>24121
Bad luck quest indeed.
>>24103
Holy shit. Where did your burlap sack go? You feel very dizzy and hot.
>>24187
Roll 2
>>24187
Become an exhibitionist.
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>24210
Flush Self!!!!!
Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>24187
Dive into the portal