/4tress Quest/

>>23122
See throught the bars

Rolled 4 (1d6)

take a VERY close look at the floppy sword

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>>23122

Twist t-shirt into rope, hang self from bars on door

>>23122
Check under the bed.

>>23122
Are we a flat grill or a faggot?
>use floppy sword

>>23122
Put Rockhard Bed into our inventory to be equipped later

>>23122
eat the sword, gain its powers.

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>>23146
You peek through the bars. Through they are thick, you can still get a clear view of the whole block.

Suddenly, you spy something.

Holy shit! Is that your twin sister over there in the adjacent cell?!?

>>23326
Start up a totalitarian regime out of nearby shit in your room.

>>23326
Cut the bars with the sword

>>23326
Yell very loud that you love cock

>>23326
take of your shirt and piss on it, then use it to bend the bars like in that one jackie chan movie

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>23326

Running dropkick bars

>>23122
Hmm dildo on bed?
"wow this dildo"

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>>23355
With one hearty whack, you slice at the bars.

It is a gelding strike!

-23 HP to the bars

The enemy BARS has been vanquished.

You then remembered that you trained for years to become a Legendary Swordlord by beating badgers unconscious with the blunt of a $5 copper shortsword.

You then climb through the open slot and exit the cell, taking with you the floppy sword.

>>23599

Run across to your sisters cell and dropkick the door

>>23599
Go watch your sister

>>23599
Rescue your sister.

>>23599
Use the floppy sword on your sister

>>23599
Create a party. We need a tank, so find a giant macho man to give freedom to.

Cut my hair with the floppy sword, I look like a fag

tell sis to find a guard, tell her to beckon him. while he's distracted, subtly begin shitting in his mouth. stealthily steal keys.

>>23599
Start breaking open cells in order to create a prison riot.

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>>23711
You attempt to sneak across the hallway, but-

OH SHIT.

-you bump right into Nisa Markdawn, the captain of the fortress guard. Apparently, she's not having the best of days, and your attempted jailbreak pissed her off by quite a bit. She seems more in shock about the ordeal than you are.

Her stats-
lvl- 15
hp-500

High Strength
High Agility
Above Average Endurance

Adept Rifle User
Competent Fist-Fighter
Novice Biter

She's also sorta horny desu.

What do you do?
Fight
Flight
Bite
Teleport behind Opponent

>>24251
Bite then

>>24251
Talk to her in a civilized form

>>24251
>Strip
Seduce her with our feminine/masculine/agender wiles

>>24251
>Seduce

>>24251
Confess your feelings to her.

>>24275
>>24271
This

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>>24251

Teleport behind Opponent.

Let the gyrating hips commence

>>24251
Try to disarm her.

What are our stats, anyway? If she's too strong seducing her could work as a distraction.

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>>24400
Lvl 23

HP-600

Superior Strength
High Agility
High Endurance

Legendary Sword User
Adept Puncher
Novice Biter

Special Perk- Cold-blooded Killer- No morale loss from kills.

>>24251
Throw your sword at her.

>>23122
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oj9V8VAmwOc

>>24487
Slice her then

>>24487
release your sister before she has time to react

>>24495
This

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>>24487
Bite her thighs.
FUCK!

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Gotta go to bed, see you in 8-10 hours.

>>24487
Disarm her, immobilize her and rescue our sister. She can't do anything to stop us.

>>24561
What a bummer. See you tomorrow then.

>>24251
Grab titty. If she's still mad beat her gently with a dildo. And by gently I mean nonfatally.

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>>24251
grapple her left arm with our right hand, then bite her upper teeth out.

aka make out so she can't sound the alarm

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>>25115
You awkwardly reach out and grab a tit.

This sudden advancement startles her and increases her rage by tenfold. Your small victory is cut short when she sends you flying through the bars of a random cell. Fortunately for you, it is the cell of your sister. What will you do next?

Medal Obtained: Sexual Harassment

>>28341
sheath the sword, and greet our sister.

>>28341
Grab sister's titty.

>>28341
Undress her to be sure she is healthy

Bumping for OP

>>28364
Seconded.

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>>28364
Rising to your feet, you awkwardly mutter "Hi, sister."

She turns around and replies to your greeting.
"Don't slouch like that, its bad for your posture and spine."

"whatever", you mumble back.

"So", she says. "Ready to escape jail as partners in crime?"

New Party Member Obtained!

Your sister (still needs a name-dubs decides)

Lvl 23

Superior Strength
High Agility
High Endurance

Legendary Ambusher
Proficient wrestler
Adept Marksman
Adept Swimmer
Novice Sworduser

Perk- Positivity- Makes you less inclined to commit suicide.

Medal Obtained- Great Social Skills, Faggot.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>29918
Shimmy-Shimmy Ya for name.
Make further advances towards the guard and confess your feelings for her.

>>29966
Decided.

>>29918
Tell you sister to use her Proficient wrestling to wrestle the guard also ask her to take the guards clothes as a disguise clothes off.
>Hehe disguise

>>29966
>>29972
Also make sure she equips her floppy black mage sword-wand

>>29918
Let her sneak out while we shill and do *nothing suspicious*, she can backstab the fuck out of the guard with her ambush skill.

>>29918
Undress her to see if she has something like a radio transsmiter or shit that could ruin the scape

>>29918
Dual wield by equipping her word sword with your own.

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>>30041
"Hey," you mutter. "Wait".

"What?" Shimmy says.

"I think we should check to see if there's some sort of tracking device on you, just in case...we don't want our escape to be fucked up."

"So, you're saying I should..." she stutters.
"But there's no privacy!"

"Don't worry, we grew up together. This isn't the first time I've seen you naked."

Reluctantly, she strips.

Just then, you realize that there's a hella huge transmitter placed right on your balls and it's going off right now.

>>30423
>hella huge transmitter placed right on your balls
Remove transmitter from our feet. Sharpen it.

>>30452
Scratch that, use the sword to engrave a picture of Shimmy on it.

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>>30491
Whipping out your floppy blade, you create a crude engraving of your beloved sister on the transmitter, rendering it harmless.

Medal Obtained: Better than Fuckin' Picasso

>>30643
Examine room for dank loot, have sister equip her firm black magic wand-rapier

This took a turn.

>>30423
Where is the captain? Shouldn't she already be here?

>>30643
Check to see if Ms. Horny Jailer is outside the cell.

>>30892
This

>>30892
Third! Go out and do the helicopter with you dick!

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>>30752
So, now that you think you're safe, Shimmy equips the Nigger-Magic +1 Longsword, and you search for any cool shit in your small cell, to help facilitate the escape.

And.... shit. You forgot all about Nisa and the fact that there are actually sentries on patrol here. As the door bursts down, you can see about 3 high level soldiers accompanied by the captain of the fortress guard herself. This isn't gonna be easy.

Special Ops Mook

lvl- 15

Superior Strength
Below-Average Agility
Superhuman Endurance

Professional Wrestler
Expert Machine-GunUser
Competent Knife Wielder
Extremely Shitty Dodger
Proficient Armor User

Perk- Team Assist- Defense goes up when fighting in a group.

What do you do?
Fight
Flight
Bite
Make tasty Kool-Aid
Dodge
Seduce

>>33014
Fight-Bite combo with (you) on sentries only.
Have Shimmy cast a Idindunutin Spell, and guard (you)

>>33014
Distract Nisa by whipping out your dick while Shimmy makes tasty, poisoned Kool-aid to give to the mooks.

>>33014
Kill one with no effort at all, then give a really long speech to scare them but in the middle you and your sister kill the last two.
After that seduce the Fortress guard.

>>33014
Don't make any aggressive gestures, ask why you have weapons in your cardboard cell.

>>33014
>Fight
Attack them before they attack you. If you can't kill them, try to disarm them to remove their advantage. Seduce Nisa.

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>>33044
You quickly unzip your dick and take off your pants, revealing your dried out slim jim which had withstood years of chronic masturbation. The sight of your cock puts all the guards into cardiac arrest, and one of them asphyxiates. You win some XP, I guess.

What next?

>>33454
Confess your feelings to Nisa.

>>33454
Grab the boob of Nisa that you haven't grabbed yet.

>>33454
Lick her ear.

>>33454
Double team her with sister.

>>33454
Have Shimmy steal the guard's shit while you restrain Nisa.

>>33523
This

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>>33483
You make an honest attempt to grab her other nipple to double up on sexual harassment, but you accidentally bisect her from the torso with the *Floppy Sword*. A small jingle above indicates that you have defeated the first boss of the game, and you only have 44 more to go.

>>33714
Take a machine gun and give to your girlfriend

>>33669
This is a good idea. That's why OP will ignore it.

>>33714
Well shit. Get all the loot then.

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>>33714
YOU MONSTER

>>33726
She's your sister.

>>33714
Decorate the transmitter portrait with bones.

>>33767
>She's your sister.
bueno

>>33767
>she's your sister
Not for long

>>33714
Alright, grab sister's titty then

>>33714
dude
>>28364
>sheath the sword

>>33852
This, and then search the boss for possible loot.

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>>33714
Wear one of the mooks armor while Shimmy wears the now dead Nisa's clothing.

>>33714
Search her body

>>33931
this, strip her, give clothes to sister

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>>33746

After the last guard suffocates, you loot all of the corpses. You find 3 lazor gnus, a small rifle (from Nisa), a set of keys, a pile of documents, and a floppy short sword (found inside of Nisa). Working quickly, you hand one of the lazor gnus to Shimmy, and you store the other loot items in your pocket, running out the door of the cell. It was a shame Nisa died so early, she might have gotten some actual character development.

Medal Obtained: You've Killed Off a potential GF

>>33997
Attempt to resurrect Miss by putting your penis inside of her. This could be your closest shot to getting laid.

>>33997
Just run around killing anyone you see.

>>34029
>Miss
Nisa

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>>33997
Oh, and did I mention? You also donned the Mooks' armor, giving you a great disguise.

>>33997
just carry nisa's corpse around with you, just in case...

>>33997
Wonder about your sister's sexuality, for future reference. I realize the dildo both you and she had with them are quite telling but perhaps there's more to the story.

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>>34053
It was included in the loot, so now the two halves of Nisa's body are now crammed in your pocket. It makes a great Pocket Pussy, and a viable food source.

>>34043
Attach a floppy sword to the short rifle as a bayonet. ALSO HOLY SHIT A GUARD SLICE IT (oh wait it's shimmy but hey)

>>34102
Duck into a bathroom and glue them together, carry her around with you like weekend at bernies

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You casually waltz out of your cell and down the hall, where the exit supposedly is. Passing guards pay no attention to you, and you casually greet them, saying "hi" and "sup". No one suspects a thing, except for that loud noise that happened down in that cell over there...

Just as you approach the last cell block, with the exit in sight, you hear ebonics, and spot a large group of Nigguhz. The Nigguhz can smell a white girl from a mile away, and they seem to be fixated on Shimmy. Fortunately, they cannot blow your cover, since no one in the fortress can comprehend the savage language of ebonics.

Nigguh

Lvl-12

Hp- 800

Superhuman Strength
Superior Agility
Superhuman Endurance

Legendary Rapist
Grand Master Wrestler

Perk- Gang Rape- Rape is almost guaranteed when fighting in large groups.

>>34341
Throw your pocket pussy in one direction and run the other way.

>>34341
Walk past them, clutch Shimmy tightly. The only one raping her is you, and that will come later. As you walk by them you also say "HAHEAYEYA THIS MY BITCH JIT HYAHAYHAYHAHAKAKAKA" to ward them off in a friendly manner they understand.

>>34341
use your laser gnus and hope they dont rape your sister

>>34341
Throw pocket pussy lower body. Keep walking

>>34341
Tell them one of the other guards brought fried chicken and watermelon for lunch

>>34341
Show them the meaning of police brutality.

>>34474
You promptly blast them with your lazor gnus. Years later, as you spy the protesters outside your windows, you will come to the conclusion that the Nigguhz dindu nuffin and that you're a cultural appropriationalist.

Medal Obtained: Can't Simmer the Zimmer

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>>34598
forgot pic

>>34598
>>34620
The Topest of Kek

>>34598
>>34620
Fondle sister in celebration.

>>34662
This, and then search for the exit

>>34620
Ask sister for a blowy joey for killing bad ppl

>>34662
This

>>34620
Release all prisoners, cause a prison riot.

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>>34662
You then wonder why so many thoughts of incest have been in your head lately. You think about Mongolian Basket-weaving forums all of a sudden.

>>34774
Search cells

>>34774
Goddammit OP. First you made us kill NIsa, now you're not letting us fuck our sister. Just go start a riot.

>>34774
Look around the level of the fortress you're on.

>>34843
Incest is for the weak.

>>34774
Initiate a riot. Let the prisoners out of their cells and trigger them with your racist behavior.

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>>34913
You initiate a riot just for the lulz. After unlocking all the cells, you spot child molesters, former-Chads, and /pol/tards.

>>35125
Slice through them all, using your sister's nude fleshy body as a blade
>>34896
You're for the weak

>>35125
Slaughter them.

>>35125
Commence ethnic cleansing, pour chlorine in the gene pool.

>>35125
Yell. "Fellow meme masters, I bequeff a quest of who can be the most cancer if cancer couldn't cancer."
>Translation go ape shit killin, rapin and stuff.

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Summon Brother Eye so that he may bathe you in electric hormones, transforming you into OMAC: The One Man Army Corp

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>>35289
You say a bunch of stupid shit, and those animals are all over each other! They have some stupid fight or whatever, and the whole scene is too hilarious to draw properly. So, while those guys battlin' we move on to the NEXT CHAPTA

CHAPTER 2: THE FORTRESS CAVERN SHIT NIGGA

>>35551
Find weak points in the secuerity system

>>35399
>>35551

>>35551
revert to last save

>>35551
I have no idea what's going on in this quest. That being said, what are you using to draw?

>>35551
Pray to Cthulhu for help.

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>>35627
sai (a cracked version)

>>35551
Ask Shimmy why you both were jailed.

>>35649
Where was Cthulhu? :c

>>35649
yeah but are you using a tablet or are you just really good with the mouse?

>>35551
Think back at your weird incest thoughts and the mongolian basket weaving forum. Now grab your sister's tits in curiosity.
Also do pull-ups to increase your strength.

>>35681
tablet

>>35714
you make very qt art. good job

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>>35651
So, after leaving the prison, you both found yourself in an expansive cavern full of glowing mushrooms, penis men, and horrific abominations not to be seen by the human eye. The mushrooms let off just enough light for visibility, but leave enough for stealth.

Stopping, you ask your sister Shimmy some questions.

"Hey sis, where are we, and why were we jailed?"

"I don't know, but... the last thing I remember was from a few nights ago, where I suddenly lost consciousness. I heard somebody say something about (you)s, or something."

You scratch your head, but ultimately fail to make sense of the situation. It looks like you should explore more to find out! Maybe that stack of papers from Nisa holds something of significance...

>>35963
Read nigga, read.

>>35963
Keep advancing

>>35963
Read the papers, and then slap Shimmy on the booty and send her off to explore the caverns a bit

>>35963
Ask her if she knows the way out.
>Also giver her a good job tit grab.

>>35963
Eat the paper. If your body gains nutrience from food, its only natural that it will gain intelligence from books

>>35963
Sweet, use ventriloquism to make Nisa read the papers aloud, God bless her soul.

>>35844
thank you desu

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>>35979
>>35985
>>35993
>>35995
>>36003
>>36011
y know what? I think I'll start Chapter 2 tomorrow, since it's kinda late where I live. See you next thread.

>>36148
Bye!

>>36148
WHERE'S THE INCEST OP?

>>36158

go hire some artist better than me to draw it.

seeya guys (really)

>>36148
PLEASE DRAW US INCEST BEFORE YOU GO GO

>>36158
>>36200
What's up with 4chan and incest?

>>36224
The lust for the forbidden fruit.

>>36257
just look at how uncomfortable and embarassed she was when she had to be stripped down and examined by her brother.. it's hot

>>36257
>>36270
Would you fuck your own family?

>>36385
No, they're disgusting. Incest is only good in fiction.

>>36385
I'm the only in-shape person in my entire family. Fuck no.

>>36385
I don't have any siblings and no.
It's just a fetish and nothing I would do in real life. It's mostly the innocence and embarrassment that turns me on.

>>36413
>>36443
>>36505
Oh okay, I'm sorry for being an ass.

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>>35979
You pick up the papers and begin reading.....

Oh, goddammit. The documents are printed in Elvish, a language only those fucking tree huggers understand. You suddenly regret voting for that anti-immigration bill last fall.

>>42829
Ask your sister if she knows elf and if not use it a joint paper and get hella toked bro.
>hell, use it as a joint paper even if she can read it 4/20 never forgettie

>>42829
Kidnap a treehugger faggot to read it

>>42829
Piggyback on sister, have her sneak. Keep quiet and explore!

>>42829
Ask for a haircut, for fucks sake. Im sick of witnessing that gay ass haircut. Ask for a buzzcut

>>43218
Becoming skinhead is worse.

>>42829
Talk to the locals if they know how to speak vegan.

>>43313
He will look /fa/ with the turtleneck

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>>43082
You decide to explore the caverns to find some liberal treehuggers, but your body doesn't budge an inch since you're fucking hungry, mate.

You tell your sister to fuck off and search for an elf. If she doesn't, you'll remodel her shitpit.

>>43349
Eat insects and shit

>>43349
Eat some shrooms for nutrition and pray to whatever you believe in that you don't die.

>>43349
Im serious about this buzzcut, you know

>>43349
Cry a bit, brine some Nisa ribs with your tears.

>>43375
This, but the mushrooms glow through your stomach, reducing stealth rating to 0%.

>>43349
Eat bugs, and hallucinogenic mushrooms

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>>43490
You eat Nisa's corpse whole, but you're still so hungry you could eat a dragon.

Medal Obtained: Extreme Desparation

>>43606
acquire dragon

>>43606
Eat yourself?

>>43606
Bemoan the fact that eating a girl whole is the closest you've gotten to sex.

>>43606
This>>43688

>>43606
Ask the Mongolian basket weaving image bored what to do.

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>>43688
While searching for a food source, you realize that eating a grill whole is probably the closest you'll get to actual sex. You also think about getting a buzzcut to look like less of a faggot, but you think that's a stupid idea because you love your hair.

>>43785
Let hair grow more

>>43785
Look around for animals to kill/fuck

>>43785
Look around for shit to look at while you wait.

>>43785
Make yourself look as much like a girl as possible, then look for food, or animals to kill for food.

>>43785
Pick up some glowing mushrooms and braid them into your hair. Visibility = Safety

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>>43815
You pick your lazy ass off of the ground and look for some animals. You manage to rape some cavefish and some fucking crabs, but these animals don't provide enough nourishment. You need some actual substance. It would be great if a random, giant dragon showed up right about now.

Suddenly, you see a message.

The Forgotten Beast Khezu has come! A great, eyeless, towering penis wyvern. It twitches and fidgets, hungering for warm blood. Beware its deadly electrocution!

Khezu

lvl- 70

Beastly Strength
Average Agility
Beastly Endurance

Expert Biter
Legendary Shocker
Master Pummeler

Perk- Electroshield- All contact will result in electrocution.


What the fuck do you do nigga?!?
Fight
Flight
Bite
Lazor Gnu
Seduce
Urinate
Offer Mercy

>>44053
>Lazor Gnu
OH SHIT. ROLL NIGGA, ROLL.

>>44053
Tame it with the Lazer Gnu, because it loves electricity.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>44053
Seduce

>>44053
USE MUD-SLAP

>>44053
Jerk it off. Make it an ally

>>44138
No, anon! We'll be electrocuted!

>>44155
ITS A RISK IM WILLING TO TAKE

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>>44077
You aim your lazor gnu at the helpless beast.

"pshhh.... nothin personnel....kid..." you whisper as you strike your faggiest pose yet.

*CLICK*

ATTENTION: THIS LAZOR GNU IS OUT OF AMMO. THE LACK OF CHARGES COULD BE DANGEROUS IN A REAL-WORLD COMBAT SCENARIO. FORTUNATELY, THIS PATENT-PROTECTED WEAPONIZED LAZER RECHARGES BY SOLAR ENERGY. PLEASE RECHARGE YOUR DEVICE IMMEDIANTELY. FAILURE TO DO SO COULD RESULT IN A HILARIOUS AND HUMILIATING DEATH OR INJURY. ATTENTION......

Well, fuck.

>>44366
Imitate a Red Khezu mating call.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>44053
Offer mercy.

Rolling to intimidate.

>>44366
FLEE

>>44366
ROLL NIGGA, ROLL.

>>44366
Throw weapon at dragon and catch it when it bounce back

>>44366
Take no chances, bite the head off like Ozzy Osbourne did to that bat onstage.

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>>44535
You lunge at the beast, teeth exposed. Unfortunately, the stupid chode-toad sends a wave of electricity coursing through your bones.

>you lose hold of the lazor gnu
>you lose hold of all your inventory items

>-9999 HP!

>You have struck down.

Fuck.

>>44630
Enter a state of despair and have an existential crisis

>>44630
Reload your last save

>>44630
Holy shit, well roll for our sister to bring us back

>>44630
>you lose hold of the lazor gnu

>>44630
Game over, fuck off and die.

>>44630
Remember that you're a save scumming bastard.

>>44444

>>44630
Shift POV to shimmy

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>>44645
You save-scum like a little bitch. What do you do this time?

>>44794
This>>44508

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>44794
Offer mercy.

Rolling to intimidate.

>>44794
Attempt to tame the beast

>>44794
give it a gentle kiss

>>44794
FLEE

>>44794
run inebtween the legs, giving the balls a tickle as you do it

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>>44812
You offer it mercy, to call off the battle. You ask it why it's so hostile in the first place. In return for your amiable actions, it swiftly bites your head off.

>You have lost possession of your skull.

>You have the struck-downs.

>Gay Over.

Fucking artificial difficulty.

>>44849
Give the balls a gentle kiss?

>>44898
Reload saved again

>>44898
Save 3:

Talk to the monster until you bring it to a state of existential crisis and it kill itself. It's the only way.

>>44898
Revert to last save
Open menu
Change difficulty to easy

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>44898
Just go to sammy's pov and bring him back later.

>>44933
Rolling for this

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>>44933
You change the difficulty. This is way too easy now.

>>45014
Defeat dragon
Change it to European Extreme after that

>>35649
cracked sai 2.0 where

>>45110
I don't know.

>>45120
Come on anon, tell him. We're all anonymous here, its not like I'm...I mean we're the FBI or anything, baka.

>>45181
shh

>>45014
Open box to obtain a new floppy sword

>>45014
Present dragon dildo to dragon.

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>>45235
You gaze at the large oblong object. Apparently, this silicone stick is fitted with real Khezu skin and gives off small shocks when touched. Unfortunately, you are still starving and will need some actual food. After you turn the difficulty back to hard, you'll need to solve your perplexing hunger issue and maybe check on Shimmy.

>>45963
Eat dirt untill your sister comes

>>45963
Go check on shimmy. don't forget to give her a brotherly slap on the ass and honk on the tit to greet her

>>45963
Eat glowing mushrooms. And equip dragon sword in main hand

>>45963
Get high off of shrooms.

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>>46028
You look for Shimmy, but fail to find her. You then realize that you're hopelessly lost after a long fall off of a cavern cliff. Visibility is lower than ever. You then realize that you're not only hungry but THIRSTY too. This is now an episode of Bear Grylls. What would he do in this scenario?

>>46342
drink your piss.

>>46342
Setup a camera and explain the situation to it
Then drink your own piss

>>46349
Wrong. He should drink his own cum. It has more nutrients in it than piss

>>46342
eat your gun, clothes, hair, and drink your own piss.

>>46342
Eat your cum and drink your hair while pointing the obvious.

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>>46369
>>46349

>>46342
In addition to all commands

Check inventory

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>>46369
You drink your piss while you jerk yourself off, and swallow most of your cum too. However, some of it gets on your uniform and face. You realize that this situation would be really hard to justify to your sister if she ever shows up HOLY SHIT SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU

>>46577
Tell her if she can give you her shirt

>>46577
Just be honest and say you were hungry.

>>46577
do nothing.

just stare at her as you slowly get closer, saying nothing and ignoring anything she says.

>>46577
"I found some food. You can lick if off me if you want some"

>>46577
Check inventory. Check sis' inventory.

>>46577
Tell her she's hungry and feed her.

>>46577
Tell her it's really good and she should try it.

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>>46614
You attempt to play it off, but she's too fast to be silenced. Should've put more skill points into the SOCIAL SKILLS attributes.

"Uh, big bro.."she stutters..."I never knew you were, y'know, that way..." she trails off.

"Maybe you should've talked to me before so... I could know before I inevitably caught you in the act..."

Great, fucktard. Now she thinks you're a full-blown faggot.

>>46826
>big bro
BULLSHIT! YOU SAID SHE WAS OUR TWIN! I DEMAND ANSWERS!

>>46826
Try your damnest to prove you're not gay but regurgitating Nisa's body out and fucking it before her eyes.

>>46826
>>46832
that being said, give her a quick assgrab, and then ask if she's able to read elvish. maybe she can decipher the note

>>46826
Are we still trapped in a hole or somewhere?

>>46826
Just go full blown faggot. It was going to happen eventually.

>>46826
Check stats+inventory. Also check if eating Nisa gave you her abilityies

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>>46832
"Wait just a sec", you state.

"How am I your big bro? We're twins, remember?"

"Actually," she replies sheepishly. "You aren't even my biological brother."

"WHAT."

"Well, I was three when my- uh, OUR parents took you home. You were from Saudi Arabia or some desolate backwater country..." she keeps going. "You were aged four, and looked an awful lot like me. So, dad told me to keep your past a secret and say you're my twin or something. They took you in from one of their mission trips, and they felt really sorry for you because no one would take you from the orphanage. You were that ugly."

Great (x2). Your "sister" thinks you're gay AND you find out you're an ugly sandnigger orphan who looks sorta white.

>>46933
blow self (up)

>>46933
shit. that's what i get for questioning things

>>46933
...wouldn't that mean Shimmy is ugly too, you both look alike...

>>46966
Oh shit. Maybe we really are gay, and that's why we think she's attractive.

>>46933
wait, that means its not incest, so there no reason not to go for her.

>>46933
if we start having sexual relationships with her, she can't think we're gay

this is sound thinking

>>46994
tit grab and ass grab incoming

>>46983
So that would we are in love with ourselves to point where we want fuck ourselves in the ass.

>>46933
Raiden, you and your sister aren't biologically related! You know what that means? You can start a family with her, Raiden. Raise dozens of clone children!

>>47104
INCEST TIME

>>46933
Change your name to (أنت) to reflect your true heritage.

"Haha!" she giggles. "I was just kidding about the adoption!"

"You're actually related to me!" She nervously pauses for an instant.

"Huh?" you exclaim.

"You're my half-brother. Actually to tell you the truth, my dad married your mom when you were an infant. They then had me, and they always told me to never tell you the truth until you're mature enough. And think about it. You're 17 now! That's 17 years of being my dad's wife's son!" She cheers a little. "Also, your biological father was a half-sandnigger. So, maybe the first story had a little bit of truth to it, I suppose."

You seriously contemplate suicide now.

>>46933
Scream "SHARIAH LAW BEGINS NOW!"

Obtain new companion "Jihadist John"

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>>47159
forgot pic

>>47159
>>47181
whelp, you have basically nothing left to live for.

might as well rape her then kill yourself.

>>47159
Well we have to leave this shithole

>>47181
>>47159
SPANKING TIME!

>>47181
Channel your ancestral instincts and fuck her already.

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>>47181
Consider whether or not Wahhabism is the correct path for Islam.

>>47181
Check of the dragon sword has balls. If so use this dragon balls to wish Nisa back

>>47181
ask her for a suicide pact

I'm really tired now, its late as fuck where I live. Guess we'll see how our main character kills himself tomorrow. It'll probably be Islam-related.

>>47283
good bye infidel.

>>47283
So much for our sister's perk of making us less suicidal.

>>47181
Take a sec.

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>>47181

SPANK AND ASS FUCK HER FOR BEING A CUNT!

>>47181
PUNCH HER IN HTE BOOB

Just because you're twins doesn't mean one couldn't be older than the other... both babies don't come out at the same time...

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>>43785
Do you really like WW?

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You are now in control of Shimmy.

Through strange circumstances, you somehow leaked the truth to your "brother" that he's your dad's wife's son, and not really related to you much. He seems to be experiencing some form of mental breakdown, which concerns you a little. You thought he was mature enough to handle the truth, but the whole gravity of the situation sorta broke him.

You also haven't told him about your hostage, uh, I mean...new companion who can (maybe) read Elvish.

What do you do to fix the things you fucked up?

>>52855
Undress

>>52855

Kick on his nuts.

>>52855
Reading the files using the hostage.

>>52870
Seconded.
Then:
>hug him
He need warmth to be comforted.

>>52855
Recite the adhan, the Islamic call to prayer.

>>52855
Get that person to read it.
>Also undress and touch your brothers pepe

>>52855
Undress. Then kick his dick. The hormones, blood flow, and pain will wake him up

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>>53228
You strip down to your underwear and give him a swift (but soft) kick to his cock, just to snap him out of his fit.

It is a Crucial Hit!!!

It is a Gelding Strike!

>Your Opponent has lost hold of his penis.

Whoops. That's what you get for training your Wrestling skill to such a high level. Hopefully his manhood will grow back eventually.

>>53504
Reconsider your definition of "fixing" things.

>>53504
inventory the cock

>>53504
Take off th underwear too, use all your clothing for a rope to use in the future

>>53504
Equip your new feminine penis. But cover it up
Then show bro your "friend"

>>53504
Take his Penis and carry your brother out of the cave.

>>47228
Oh my fucking sides

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>>53521
You decide to put the severed cock away, but your prisoner is seems to be overstepping his boundaries. You should check on him to see if he's plotting his escape or something.

>>53939
Seduce him to learn everything he knows.

>>53968
This

>>53939
Put your brother on his back and leave this place looking for a local pub or bar.

>>53939
Get Harri Potter Chinese knockoff from behind the rock

>>54002
This

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>>54039
You tell the little scientist faggot to get the fuck out of the shadows because you have papers for him to read. When he states that your lazor gnu isn't loaded, you persuasively put him into a chokehold until he decides to do what you want him to do.

Medal Obtained: Persuasive Essay

>>54567
Let him think?

>>54567
Ask him what he thinks of nigguhz.

>>54567
suck his dick

>>54567
Tell him to suck off your gay brother

>>54567
Make him read you the papers. And take whatever's in his pockets

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>>54815
You force him to read every last page.

"When considering alternative energy, one first thinks of a physical source, like nuclear and wind energy. However, it has been discovered that virtual forms of energy do exist. The most viable form of virtual energy we have found thus far is the (You), or 'reply' on the anonymous imageboard 4chinz..."

The stack of papers deals with a cutting-edge new form of eco-energy, known as a (You). Each time a reply is posted, somewhere an extremely autistic faggot will cause a shitfit, and generate vast amounts of kinetic or thermal energy. If enough replies are posted constantly, one could harness an unlimited form of power, backed by the autists, or so says the documents.

>>55029
Undress, make a fire with clothes

>>55029
Ask him if he know's how to reattach a dick or bring the dead back to life.

>>55198
Also I just got back from watching Keanu, and now I wasting valuable replys.

>>55044
This

>>55029
REEEEEEEEEEE I SAID CHECK HIS POCKETS SHIMMY YOU WORTHLESS BITCHH I BET YOU FRIENDZONED CHINKY POTTER FUCK

Is OP kill? ;_;

>>55198
This

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>>58281
Not yet.

>>58805
Go home, it's dinner time!

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>>55274
You demand that you frisk him for any loose change (so you can buy food for your big brother), but you don't even know what to call him!

What will this young Lad's name be? (dubs decides)

Lvl- 13

Hp-300

Superior Intelligence
High Creativity
Great Kinesthetic Sense

Accomplished Scientist
Master Chemist
Proficient Artifact User

Perk- Gadget Guy- Makes deadly artifacts out of mundane items.

>>60191
>dubs decides
Disgusting.

>>60191
Kristen

>>60191
His name shall be Fuccboi the 3rd

>>60191
Also make a new thread, this one will be deleted soon

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>>60257
might as well name him, then jump threads.

>>60256
>>60307
Reroll then

>>60257
reroll

>>60307
So looks like dubs is going to be a lot harder than I thought,

>>60376
Last reroll, fuck dubs

>>60425
reroll, again

>>60720
so close

>>60307
>>60191
How much further until the thread auto-deletes itself?

>>60855
Woah! Fuccboi the 3rd it is!

>>60855
You deem the scientist Fuccboi the Third.

"B-but, that's not my real-" he exclaims.

"Fuck you, that's what I'll call you from now on."

>>60866
Gonna make a new thread right now.