Let's build a house together!
Tell me what to build and where.
(Average human male given for starting scale.)
>>229773
To intimidate people, we need an entrance like this.
How about a sign out front that says 'BEWARE'? Just don't specify what it is you're supposed to be beware of. That's the mystery.
>>229797
Maybe it could be written with red ink? The kind that looks like blood?
>>229779
Done! It's not an exact replica, but hopefully it's close enough that you get the point.
>>229797
>>229806
Because of the scale I can't fit actual legible words without making them in bright neon lights, so you'll have to use your imagination with the sign.
>>229828
Wow OP, it looks beautiful! Now, we need to add one of those spire thingies those castles have in the middle.
>>229837
Thanks! I'll get right to it!
>>229828
Add a hot pink gallows for tresspassers...
>>229855
>>229837
Spire and Gallows!
>>229874
We need those flag things they hang at the side of the tower. This flag will do!
>>229874
Helicopter landing pad connected by stripper poles
>>229880
I don't think a helicopter landing pad could fit anywhere in this picture... it'd need to be the size of the house!
>>229885
A angry bird catapult made of cheese then.
>>229877
Welcome to New Zealand with a side of sacrilege!
>>229903
On the left side of the house, a huge blue and gold chimney will be erected.
>>229902
There you go!
>>229911
A second floor extension, filled lesbian baby dragons
>>229912
And how should it look?
>>229936
Lots of spikes and covered in fur.
>>229909
And erected it is!
>>229943
we need a mailbox... with lasers. Deadly lasers.
>>229940
I don't think I want this...
No house is safe before you put a pair of protective gupolo statues before the gates!
We need a dildo shaped doorknob, preferably purple
>>229946
Done! It even has a camera!
Make it into a Mickey Mouse door, how else are we gonna show our swag
>>229958
That'd be really difficult to with the scale, and it'd mess up the house's color scheme. If there ends up being a big door later on, I'll give it purple dildo knobs.
>>229959
Put a flax plant at the top, please.
This is where I bid farewell, as I need to go to sleep. See you later!
>>229974
>>230000
we need a KFC outlet next-door
>>230038
Oops! Forgot the picture!
I want a pony!
>>230044
A mcdonalds outlet on top of the kfc one
>>230047
There isn't a Vermin Supreme Pony Program here, but I'll see what I can do.
Give it a more majestic roof. Something like this maybe?
Really cool thread, op!
>>230053
>>230047
That's what a pony looks like, right?
>>230066
More of a tapir, really.
Need a bouncer
>>230068
That's the joke!
>>230065
Thanks! It was originally going to be a lot more dense, thank god I changed my mind on that.There's still more room though, including underground.
>>230070
We have guarding statues and a laser mailbox, are those not bouncer enough?
I officially love you op, btw you should've just changed the normal door's corners to black, as they look a lot like mickeys ears, either way even better, you have an art degree or something
>>230084
>I officially love you op
Thanks, love you too.
>you should've just changed the normal door's corners to black, as they look a lot like mickeys ears
Oh I forgot about those....
>either way even better, you have an art degree or something
Haha nope, someday though!
>>230060
Hey good idea!
>>230106
we need trees and a garden
>>230070
You win.
>>230133
I'm using firealpaca for drawing (its pretty good for being free) and then gifcam (also free, used to be a big scare about it having malware. It doesn't.)
I'm actually amazed how well this stuff has turned out, I've never really done 2d buildings before and I rarely do small scale pixel art.
Don't kill, just practice! I know how annoying that is to hear, but honestly it's the only real tip there is. Art takes work.
We need a dragon to protect our house and burn trespassers
>>230183
Jeez, how much protection do we need? I'm gonna take a break, but I'll draw one later. In the meantime, feel free to suggest as many things as you want.
A pond would be nice
>>230191
Also build a mosque. Preferably the Hagia Sofia.
Can you build a wall to keep the spics out
>>230338
We need a moat to go along with the wall too.
>>230612
>>230338
>>230336
>>230305
>>230183
>>230315
Dragon and "wall" added, as well as a small pond/moat and the Hagia Sofia.
>>231155
Hire some adventurers to kill the dragon
>>23115
Severe lack of rainbow in background
>>231234
>>231392
No. The chaos makes it fun.
>>231258
We need a dragon to circle the whole house(s). It makes it look cool.
>>231400
We need swastikas. Lots and lots of swastikas. No house is complete without at least 3 swastikas.
>>231439
If we're doing this, can we do it on the KFC? If you do it on the Marae, that's a bit disrespectful.
>>231439
No swastikas, this is a family friendly house for wholesome fun.
(Ignore the dildos.)
>>231258
Add a fluffy UFO hovering in the sky, and piloted by a black and green sheep.
>>231258
The castle tower needs. HUGE cannon sticking out of the side. Self defense of course.
That pond looks nice, can we get some ducks?
and maybe an old couple to feed them bread?
>>231258
That dragon is a bit too close to the pony for my liking, maybe we should build it a small dungeon and put a little gold in there.
I think the pony would like that
>>231602
what about a Second floor made out of glass,like a dome or something
>>231258
Rape dungeon/ playroom for the kids basement pls
UNDERGROUND MISSILE BASE
>>236316
We need a statue of this guy watching over us. For good luck, you know.
>>236316
The pool needs a multi-story waterslide.
And the basement needs an entrance to a deep catacombs, to be explored and expanded later.
>>236316
>no sex/child abuse stuff
What are you gay?
Okay, okay so I'm thinking we need some form of star to give us light so how about our very own Sol? Or you know, some sort of celestial object.
This should be the face of the almighty Sun King.
Needs some grass
>>236316
Another Dragon.
>>236316
>the ufo attacks
>no choice but to release the dragon
>dragon now chills on roof with his gold
>ufo now prisoner
>aliensecrets.rar
A car park would be good
what about we set it all on fire
>>236316
A driveway
>>236316
An underground military factory to bypass the Treaty of Versailles. Prepare for lightning war. The Sudetenland is ours.
A drill under the house, working its way to the core of the planet to find unknown riches and unimaginable monsters
>>237715
Seconding