I'm tired and my tablet is broken

>>229449
Wake up, you lazy shite. It's 12 in the afternoon.

>>229449
You fucking shite, you're late for work. Useless piece of shit.

>>229482
Aye, listen to this man, you lazy shite. We raise you and you treat us this way? Bloody freeloader.

>>229488
Fuck you dad, you're the reason mum left you fucking fuck. You just had to fuck that slut Jessica.

>>229496
Aiyaa... Anyway, pick up the key and examine it. You're lucky I'm one of those angels on your shoulder.
>>229500
Fuck off, mate. Be glad he woke up in the first place.

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>>229461
>>229482
>>229488
You're awake, and you're not a lazy shite, what do you want.

>>229505
Pick up the key and try it on the padlock on the door.

>>229505
Pick up the key. Aiyaa... Since when do you talk like that to your subconscious, you twat?

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>>229510
You insert the key into lock and the door falls open.

>>229512
Ever since voices in your head started calling you twat and shite.

>>229539
...You got me there. I apologise.
Walk through the door.

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>>229544
You are greeted with a skeleton.

>>229672
Ask him what he's doing being bonely over there.

>>229672
Check for a pulse

Sleep now more in the morning

>>229672
Ask for his name

>>229721
Sleep tight!

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>>229676
It seems to be unaffected by your puns.

>>229692
As you reach to check his pulse, his boney hand snaps into a death grip

>>230474
Shake his hand as firmly as he is yours and look into his eyes while you introduce yourself, just like you practiced. First impressions are everything.

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