Hello, and welcome to redneck quest!
You're just a good ol' fashioned southern boy who's lost his way to the ol' spittoon and needs some help. That's where you come in!
First, he needs a classy redneck name...
>>228020
Chevrolet Stuart
>>228030
Ah, yes! Your name is Chevrolet Stuart! Your father was so proud to have a son of his own when you were first conceived, that he decided to name you after his (second) favorite car!
Now, where to?
>>228110
1861
>>228160
In a sudden happenstance, you've unknowingly entered a time portal to 1861. Ah, the good ol' days before negroes could vote! This brings you back, literally.
Looks like it's slow tonight, so I'll pick this back up, tomorrow. Good night, everyone!
Hey, I'm back! If anyone has a command, I can continue where we left off. Hmm... that guy in the corner sure looks suspicious, doesn't he?
Talk to the guy in the corner
>>230163
You attempt to get closer to the strange man in the distance, only for him to stop you once you'd gotten within a few feet of his location.
It appears that the mysterious figure is none other than a confederate officer! He informs you that he is on lookout for enemy soldiers from the north, and asks where your allegiance lies.
He also seems perplexed by your strange hat...
>>230242
Sorry for the wait, by the way. Had to reset my computer.