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Quick quest 2016-05-01 01:29:44 Post No. 22787
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You wake up in your bed.
Rules:
Highest last digit in 1 minute gets control
OP's post will always be badly drawn and 1 sentence long
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You jerk off thinking about the bathroom tiles from the white house trip you went on
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>>22787
We are a girl
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>>22799
Longer than 1 minute immediately gets the get.
You cum, and suddenly get an intrusive thought about michelle obama, and you go limp.
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>>22830
Time to get up and go to your job, as martial arts teacher to the retarded
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>>22853
Raising time limit to 3 mins
You try to teach wheelchair billy to do a roundhouse kick, but he just ain't doing it.
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>>22830
Get out your trusty lotion and go at it again. This time thinking of that Gazorpazorpfield fanfic you read
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>>22889
Tip wheelchair billy over
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>>22896
SHIT, you forgot your lotion, what will you do?
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>>22949
Tip wheelchair billy over
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>>22971
You tip the child over, and a parent sees and starts to call the cops.
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>>22999
Reassure the concerned man that it was just a prank, senpai.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)
>>22999
Running dropkick parent
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>>23014
You fail to connect your feet to the parent's face, but you manage to startle him and marginally delay the arrival of law enforcement .
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>>23054
Speed away in wheelchair
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>>23054
Put on best down syndrome voice and try to distract parent
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>>23076
Time limit reduces to 2 minutes
For the good news, You gain the THRONE OF TRISOMY, which grants you 5 strength and speed but subtracts 5 health and intelligence, for the bad news, the police have arrived very early because they heard you were a white male.
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>>23158
Spread some dirt on your face and make yourself look not white. They'll never catch you.
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>>23175
The sirens stop as soon as they realize you're a minority, and you get a authority immunity boost, plus a synergy boost from being in a wheelchair and being a minority, however, you get a -1 intelligence debuff, and -2 a mental stability debuff
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>>23227
Go to get some chicken to embrace your new culture.
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Call the souls of Stalin and hitler back to life so they can help you exterminate all the Jews
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>>23227
Roll down to nearest speedway
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>>23247
Hitler and Stalin look at you with contempt because of your degenerate dark skin and disability.
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>>23312
Wipe your face and stand up. Tell them it's just a prank.
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>>23312
Wipe it off and tell them you were a part of a performance was all, and tell them you got shot in the war for their regime's for sympathy
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>>23382
They squeal with glee, knowing that the white race is still alive.
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>>23421
Astral project yourself then running dropkick them both
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>>23421
Oh, your stats return to normal, too.
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>>23456
Your consecutive GET allows you to succesfully dropkick them both, and absorb their souls to gain 2 SKILL POINTS, which you can spend on any skill to the right, or, you can create your own skill by using both.
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>>23610
spd+mgc
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>>23610
Charisma is the only skill ever needed
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>>23610
1 into SPD. I'll leave the other for someone else to decide.
Lets go to see the wizard
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INT+HP
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>>23634
>>23634
You create the skill "charisma", gain some rad shades, and unlock new areas such as the pub and the office, and unlock new actions such as Create a Cult, Lie, and avoid suspicion.
>>23678
>>23728
Srry guys, 2min time limit, next round will be 5mins.
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>>23774
Lets go to the pub
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>>23791
You go to the pub, and immediately notice it's filled with all types of characters, a demon, a normie, mr. blue, and some fag that's the bartender; You reflexively order a drink, but right after downing it you realize you have no money.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>23926
order another then walk over to demon
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>>23960
The bartender takes not of you, meaning you will have 0% of walking out the door without punishment if you don't pay your bill, and the demon says "I'll pay your tab, AND give you a few SP, just for a special favor..."
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>>24120
Here is our current stats
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>>24120
Walk away from demon. Bump into normie and try to pickpocket
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>>24272
Using your "avoid suspicion" ability, you are able to succesfully take the normie's wallet by pretending to pick up your dropped shades.
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>>24334
Shameless self bump
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>>24334
Lets go pay for them beers then talk to the demon again.
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>>24572
The demon offers you some more SP, but for an unknown price. You gain 1 SP from successfully completing a plot (stealing wallet and using money) and 25 Dollars from the wallet, plus an ID.
You can do two actions this turn:
Spend skill points here:
>>24253
and decide whether you want to accept the demon's offer or decline it...
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>>24646
Now that we have chr does it cost 1 to level up? does it cost 2 because its a created skill?
If i can level CHR then put it on SPD.
Check ID. Accept offer
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>>24697
Each skill costs 1+(current level) to level up. (Except HP)
You gain some speed, giving you the abilities "dodge bullet" (usable only 3*SPD level times consecutively), and "speed-induced invisibility" which takes a turn to charge up. You also grow "speed quills" which give you an advantage in melee.
You are teleported to the white house, and the demon telepathically gives you the orders: "kill the president"
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>>24819
I think I'll save it here.
Goodnight senpai
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