sleepyquest

>>225008
masturbate whit morning erection

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You get out of your sleeping bag and stretch.

You remember you lack genitalia.

start swimming

>>225059
Strip naked.

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There isn't much to do so you drop into the water. It's cold.

You start swimming aimlessly towards the southeast.

>>225090
evolve into a mermaid

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You dive underwater and concentrate hard, attempting to become a mermaid.

It doesn't work.

>>225120
Drink seawater and die quickly hoping that I'll reincarnate as an angel

>>225120
Go back to the surface and breathe.

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You drink seawater and get dizzy, forgetting whether mermaids can do that or not.

In a rare moment of clarity, you float towards the surface and take a deep breath.

The mattress is nowhere in sight.

>>225154
Dive again and look around.

>>225154
ugh, okay since killing ourself doesn't work we may swim until we find something

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You get kind of bored and figure there's no harm going down again.

The water is deep. There are a couple of rock formations, one covered with sponges and barnacles.

>>225192
You're not giving us much to work with, QM.

>>225192
eat the sponges

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Realizing your stamina bar's in orange, you rush down and take a bite out of a sponge. You expected it to taste like spongecake, but it's actually pretty nasty.

There's some other stuff too, like some fish that live inside the rock formation and there's probably colonies of coral downwards. If only your lungs could take you so far...

>>225196
Sorry, anon. I'll try to spice it up.

>>225259
get bigger lungs already

>>225259
Look around for an air pocket in the rock formations

>>225259
Grab that conch shell of water breathing.

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You pretend the large rock formation is a mountain and attempt to meditate yourself some larger lungs.

There are no air pockets (?) in the rock.

You search for the conch shell of water breathing but then you remember that's somewhere around New Zealand. That's probably not where you are right now.

>>225316
Grab that fish!

You reach for the little fishy peeking out of the rock for funsies only to discover that it's actually an eel. Which isn't really a fish.

It slowly slithers towards you.

>>225316
Take a mouthful of water into your mouth and filter out the oxygen, breathe that.

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>>225355
You're pretty shocked at this turn of events, so shocked that you forgot to post an image. It really looked like a fish at the time. Perhaps you need to breathe soon...

>>225362
Go mouth to mouth with the eel and suck the air out of it, reverse balloon animal style

>>225362
Hug the eel. It's pretty cute.

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You hug the eel and lean in for the kiss. You aren't sure what's more astonishing - that you're gaining oxygen or that its actually a pretty good kisser.

The eel looks grumpy.

>>225400
marry him

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You felt something magical and hastily forge a wedding down out of kelp and propose to the eel, who also looks quite dapper.

The eel bites your hand.

>>225512
Bite his tail

>>225512
Now that he has tasted your flesh and you have made a connection ask him nicely where is the nearest city

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Being well-versed in Hammurabi's code, you rip the eel out of his crevice and bite his tail. There's quite a bit of blood. Most of it's from your hand.

After that momentary rage you realize you could've asked the eel for directions but it's too late now. Also, he probably rejected your marriage proposal too. Ouch.

>>225683
catch some fish and attache them to you to swim faster

>>225683
Gain the eel's powers after eating his tail. Now you can swim 2x faster.

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You find yourself some fancy fish slippers. Your feet sink into their clammy skin. They don't seem to mind and propel you towards the surface, apparently lacking gills. You're glad to get some air because you forgot that you needed to do that.

You come across a ball with a string attached.

>>225812
cut a hole into yourself, get mad because your on your period and use the ball as a tampon

>>225812
Examine it from a distance.

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Staredown ensues.

The ball-string reminds you of a tampon which causes you to cut a hole in your face in a fit of insanity. The fish-shoes look worried.

>>225917
okay now ride on the ball

>>225917
Greet the ball and string. It's still too dangerous for us to approach it.

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As you ride closer, you cordially address the ball. It might've bobbed up and down a little faster in response, it's hard to tell. But you're still kind of scared of it because it made you cut your face and it's hard to tell what it's capable of. Small talk is not an option. It's actually pretty ominous.

>>226011
We've said hello to the ball; we should get travelling again.

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You've gotten enough counseling to know how to remove yourself from a bad situation. You fly past it, just happy that its malevolent presence is gone as in an instant you find yourself tied up with many other horribly drawn fish friends.

Your fish slippers stare at you accusingly.

>>226178
Flail around