Dude Quest

>>224824
Masturbate furiously

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>>224832

There is nothing to masturbate to. You just simply cannot get an erection from bland gray brick walls. Impossible.

>>224838
inspect backpack

>>224838
That's retarded, your slick physique is beyond arousing.

Oh well, check the contents of the Backpack.

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>>224840
>>224841

You inspect the backpack. It's brown with leathery texture.

You set the bag down and take out it's contents.

>BAG:

A bottle of pills - The label is in some foreign language

A syringe with a little bit of water in it.

Crumbled up notebook paper

5 dollar bill.

>>224850
Make two holes in the bottom of the backpack and wear it as underwear.

>>224850
Check the propaganda poster.

>>224850
check notebook paper

>>224850
Ignore all of these >>224860 >>224861 and make the fucking leather underwear

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>>224860

You decide to take a closer look at that propaganda poster.

"JOIN ARMY, ARMY STRONK" the poster states. On the left side is more foreign language, probably a translation of the other thing. Whatever.

>>224864
Try to clean off the writing beneath "NEVER VIOLATE".

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>>224861

You uncrumple the notebook paper to reveal a letter. It seems like it was supposed to be sent to someone's wife.

You begin to wonder who owned this backpack.

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>>224866

You reach up above the metal door, and try to dust off the writing above to see what it says.
Fortunately, it's not another language you don't understand. It seems to say..

"NEVER VIOLATE ??? TERMS"

That was the best you could clean it off. Years of grime has done damage to the walls, it seems.

>>224872
Terms... or Teams?

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>>224875

>>224872
The futility of your attempt to clean off the third word forces you to use the blood you conveniently found on a knife to cover the whole message up again.

>>224872
take the knife and start putting a hole at the wall

are you here OP?

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>>224877

You grab the knife off of the cold floor, and drag the blood onto the writing. Strangely, the blood seems fresh.

>>224879

Without hesitation, you thrust the blade into the wall. Surprisingly, the wall is pretty weak, and begins to crack away quickly. Eventually you'll make a hole big enough to see out of.

>>224880
sorry, takes me some time to get these drawings out

>>224881
start fucking the hole

>>224884
nothing to sorry about.
i just wondered are you here
i should have been more patience

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>>224885

You begin to fuck the hole, despite not even being erect. You felt something on the other side. You're pretty sure you just put your dick on somebodies leg, outside of your prison chamber thing.

>>224890
take the 5 dollar and hand it true the other guy

Stab the leg with the knife

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>>224891
>>224892

You reach your arm through the hole, holding 5 dollars. The man on the other side graciously accepts the money. In return, he opens your cell door.

You then quickly stab the man in the leg with your knife, and you take the 5 dollars back.

>>224899
ask him about launch codes
also take the bag and shit

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>>224902

You grab the bag, putting all of its contents back in, and head out. The man you stabbed is on the floor bleeding out.

You decide to ask him about launch codes. He replies by shouting random foreign words at you, presumably swears.

>>224910
give him the pills
and tell him he is a motherfucking cyka bylat

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>>224913

You toss over the pills to the man, and he assumes they are painkillers or something, because he pours every fucking pill down his mouth.

You then flip him off and tell him that he's a "cyka bylat", and a dickwad, and that the pills are most likely ecstasy.

>>224918
pee on him
and start looking around
is there anything we can use or interesting?

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>>224921

You look around while urinating on the guy on the floor. In the distance you see a giant dildo house, and a regular house.

>>224929
check out the regular house

>>224929
go to the normal house

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>>224931
>>224934
You enter the regular home, and find a few interesting things.

Soon you begin to grow tired of adventuring and yearn to settle down and get comfortable, or just die.

>>224940
Take the gun and put iy in our bag
Check out the other thing at the floor

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>>224943

You jam the large shotgun into your backpack, and you examine the paper on the floor.

It seems to be a note written by an angry, abusive husband. The blood on the paper only makes it worse.

>>224952
eat the paper and take a dump on the stool

>>224952
Sit there and rest for a while

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>>224957

You sit and rest in the house, and you eventually fall asleep.

( im pretty tired, ill get back on somtime later and I might start drawing again, cya guys )

>>224952
Look at second sheet

>>224962
seeya dude

>>224962
Masturbate furiously when you wake up.