medieval story

>>22470
summon zeus

>>22470
Go to the woods

>dubs
go to forest anyways

>>22470
Summon Artemis

>>22470
Load last save to before you got robbed

>>22524
You run to the woods to chase your attackers, you manage to disarm and injure one with the mace you disarmed from them, the two start to flee again and outrun you.

At least you now have a weapon right?

>>22636
Shout racial slurs and unintelligible jibberish at the bandits in an attempt to get them to come back

>>22636
Pretend to be a girl and bait zeus to come rape you

>>22823
just gonna do odds and evens singles rn

You shout and yell slurs and other unintelligible gibberish but they keep running until they are out of sight, You are now left back on the road you were robbed on with no idea where your village is with only basic clothing and a mace.

>>22877
Beat a dead horse

>>22842
You squeak in a high pitched voice "Ohhhhhhh zeusssssssss :)" You hear an echoing voice say "Yes?" you say "come fuck me and give me stuff, im a grill btw ;)"

He spawns in a chest full of loot with a thunderbolt and takes a peek below the clouds "fucking trap".

At least you got some Armour and A godly sword, and a strange potion in the chest.

>>22935
Drink the potion

>>22944
You drink the potion with one big gulp, and feel the wounds from the beating heal and you feel much much stronger, you also seem to magically know the way around the area you're in.

>>22955
Go to nearest town, spread word that you are looking for the bandits that robbed you

>>23033
you go to the nearest town, but on your way there, you stumble upon a group of 20 bandits, they thankfully haven't seen you yet,.

>>23075
Summon an Angel to take them out with silent arrowstrikes

>>23075
Throw rocks to draw the bandits one-by-one out of the camp so you can stab them without anyone noticing