Alien Quest 1

>>224353
Wave at them.

>>224355
The strange creatures jump back in fear, but soon realize you're not trying to hurt them

>>224359
Kneel down and attempt to converse with them.

>>224364
The creatures chirp wildly when you try to converse with them. They seem very excitable

>>224369
Look around to see how many there are

>>224369
Pick one up and bite it's head off.

>>224377
You glance around, and there are about 6 or 7 who have gathered around at your feet. Looking off into the distance, you can see a small crowd of them chirping quietly in the distance near a large boulder. Several more seem to be appearing from around the boulder every time you look up

>>224390
Give them a ride on your shoulders.

>>224389
>>224392
You try to pick one up, but it scurries away from your hand as you near it. Looks like you haven't quite gained their trust yet.

>>224397
Try to tell them a joke. If they can understand you, that is.

>>224400
You muster up the best joke you can think of. Some of the creatures chirp playfully. You think they may understand you, but it's difficult to tell

>>224411
Tell them more jokes! If they like puns, then they'll like us.

>>224419
You start up a small comedy routine, and soon you've got all the creatures chirping with delight. Success! They seem so be warming up to you

>>224429
Become a stand-up comedian.

>>224447
You find a small piece of rubble to sit on and recite a comedy routine you heard on the radio. They obviously don't understand the references to human culture, but there were a few jokes that got them excited. They appear to be attempting to lead you in the direction of the large crowd of creatures.

>>224459
Walk towards the group while cracking a few more jokes.

>>224468
The creatures weave in and around your feet as you approach the crowd. Some of the easily frightened creatures dash for the boulder, but many stay where they are. a small murmur of chirps is what you're greeted with as you get close.

>>224475
Greet them.

>>224478
They chirp excitedly back at you, and some of them begin inching closer to you. You feel a pang of hunger as you see the sun rising in the distance

>>224482
Ask them if they have any food.

>>224485
You try to communicate food to them as best you can, and some of them catch on. They communicate with the others, and soon one creature has brought you a pink, fleshy fruit.

>>224491
Crack it in half, offering it to the others. Plus you can look inside to see if it's healthy or not.

>>224495
The other creature happily take the other half, and begin swarming it. You look into the fruit and find a bright orange flesh. Nothing seems off about it, other tan the fact it looks a little slimy.

(Also, side note, hope you're enjoying this as much as I am! I love storytelling, and you're the only other one actively posting on this thread)

>>224502
(I am enjoying this thread. The storytelling here is pretty fun!)

Eat the fruit, making jokes of it in the process,

>>224509
You bring the fruit close to your mouth, but are suddenly reminded of the space helmet you;re wearing when the fruit collides with the clear dome. Your suit tells you that you can spend up to thirty minutes without your helmet before the lower levels of oxygen cause hypoxia.

>>224515
Take off your helmet, revealing your beautiful face. Like, REALLY handsome face. Channing Tatum would be jealous.

>>224517
You take off your helmet in slow motion. All the creatures are captivated by your gorgeous face, and many of them chirp quietly in admiration

>>224524
Eat the fruit. You must be starving from the trip here.

>>224530
You take a large bite of the orange flesh. It tastes like nothing you've ever had before. Your little creature friends are looking up at you, waiting for what you do next

>>224543
Finish off the rest of the fruit, then put your helmet back on.

>>224546
The creatures seem disappointed when you put your helmet back on, but at least you get a breath of fresh air. You've nearly collapsed from exhaustion, and the crash has really taken it's toll

>>224559
Ask them if there is a place to sleep.

>>224565
Several creatures motion toward a small opening between the rock and the ground. They quickly realize you can't fit inside, and gather around the boulder. Using their combined strength, they lift the boulder just enough for you to fit through and enter the cozy cavern below. Once inside, you see waves and waves of these creatures. One of them is pulling you by the leg of your space suit into a hallway.

>>224577
Follow the young one into the hallway.

>>224577
Follow the one that's pulling us

>>224577
Take out your cock and furiously masturbate to the pikmin rip offs

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>>224868

>>224353
Build a house from wreck.

>>224868
no

>>224607
>>224608
You walk down the hallway, and soon reach a small dugout, with a strange soft material covering the floor. Soon, you're on the ground snoring.
(Yes, this is OP. I switched computers so this is my new ID)

>>225624
wake me up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSCiMbMVDLI

>>225814
Your eyes bolt open as the music from your dreams haunts your mind. Good to know you haven't quite lost touch with home. Several creatures are standing in the doorway gazing at you

>>226018
Build a house from wreck.

King of the creatures walks in from the catacombs. Has been lurking, watching the naut the whole time. Joins his men? fellow aliens? and stares at the visitor.