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>>22341
>Tennessee
>Orange
>East Tennessee

Lets see if a volunteer can win glory for his home state.

Name: 4chan
Color: Lime Green
Location: Where ever you want.

>>22341
>the lightning oligarchy
cyan
the tampa bay region

HOME TOWN REP

>>22341
Some motherfucking ground rules:

>We dont start the Game until OP says we do, Until then, feel free to talk about the game, give OP some ideas on how you think this should be run, Shitpost

>OP will most likely start the game when ~5 players join and seem to be relativaly active in the game

>If you are going to play you MUST Tripfag

>RP'ing is optional

>RP'ing isnt optional, it makes the game seem much more lifelike and is the only thing keeping op from an hero'ing from loneliness.

>ERP is not okay in this game because they always seem to clog up the thread and make all the normie players squick.

>Put some effort into your motherfucking country, if you don't throw in a little backstory and personality into your country, you give op very little to work with story-wise, adding to his workload if he wants to make some creative decision-making along the line.

>READ THE MOTHERFUCKING MAP IMAGE GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, IT HAS ALMOST ALL THE ACTUAL RULES PERTAINING TO HOW THIS GAME IS GOING TO BE RUN, WHEN WILL YOU LITTLE SHITS LISTEN, REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>22341
Name: Dixie Land
Color: Blue or Red
Location: South Louisiana

>>22341
>Name: Flint
>Color: Grey
>Location: Mid-michigan

>>22420
>>22341

>>22445
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flag

RPING ISNT OPTIONAL YES

>Osamadamahusbinladen
>Blue
>Oregon

>>22341
>>22479
Oopsie

>>22341
>bicycle sluts
>blue
>new york preferabbly near nyc

>>22440
>>22447
Hey there, my fellow southerners, how do you all do this fine evening? You got any idea who this man here >>22420 is?

>>22341
Name: Mauga Sinasina
Color: Cyan/Dark Red
Location: Washington

Do we need a backstory for our country?

>>22440
imma give some backstory

>After the event, Tampa's most famous and powerful consolidated their wealth and bought out the police force to push out the mayor and seize the bay area.

>>22500
By looking at the ID m8 lol

>>22445
Okay.
>>22447
So, South is plannin' on risin' again. We want slaves again! We don't care what color, but people that work for food and shelter and nothing else? That's our jam here in Dixie Land!
>>22500
Boy, do you like slavery?

>>22378
Time for backstory, I guess.

>After the event, central control in Nashville began to fall apart with various infighting amongst groups. What has risen out to the east in Appalachia is the remnants of that government, hoping to restore the spark that made Tennessee flourish in the land where the first government of the state, that of Franklin, was established outside of North Carolina's control.

>>22514
Just in case we do:

>American Samoa was pretty much pissed after countless years of contributing nothing to America, so they decided "Why not take over America?" They sent their best team there: Two Palagis, A Tongan, A Tuvaluan, Five Samoans, 2 American Samoans, and 4 Māoris. I'm pretty sure it'll go well.

Name: Nahuatl
Color: Purple
Starting location: South California

>>22341
>Yellow
>Kansas in the Topeka area
>Corn and Wheat Association

The CaWA is an collective of the richest farmers who have pooled their money together to consolidate all farm land under Association rule

>>22555
Well, I suppose I do. Not much for plantations myself given that there ain't much flatland for it here in the mountains, but a lot of the local farmers do 'hire' some helping hands from time to time. They're kind of like family in a weird way.

>>22341
>Name: Kingdom of the Mountains
>Start Location: Northern Nevada
>Desired Color: Yellow-Orange

Greetings, to all my fellow southerners.

>>22556
What kind of government you got? Dictatorship? Commune?

>>22420
>Backstory kek
The Anons of 4chan started to revolt and make the site larger in a whole new dimension by rioting and taking control of the land that is known as 4chan.

>>22587
Now a hold on there, Mister Mountaineer! What in Sam's hell are you trying to do, trying to claim orange for a state besides gorgeous ole Tennessee? Son, best you cut that out, or I won't be sharing any of my volunteers if you need help!

>>22577
The Hispanic population around the border of Mexico rises up and takes control of the border in order to allow the drug trade free reign to trade with the newly minted Aztec inspired empire.

Backstory:
> Before the soldier killed Osama, he was given a choice. Either let him survive and live like royalty for the rest of his days or kill him and the government would never mention his great achievement. The obvious answer was chosen and now Osama lives in the tundra at the soldier's grandma's house while running the state behind closed doors.

>>22496
i couldnt find the backstory i posted for the bicycle sluts earlier so ill just go off memory.

>From the seedy underground of New York City comes: THE BICYCLE SLUTS aka DEATHS HEAD BIKER CLUB LLC.
>spawned from a generation of whores and bad decisions these motorcycle riding pieces of shit took all their gangs and made them into one bad ass machine that wants to spread violence and anarchy from coast to coast! they will literally and figuratively roll over anyone that gets in their way

>Government: Socialist Anarchy
>Backstory: After the Flint Water Crisis, a lot of niggas out thrown the local government and set up their own area.

>>22581
Plantations? Shoot, we use em for everything! Maids, butla's, you name it!
Course they're free to go and TRY for a real job, but they wouldn't be slaves in the first place if they could do that, now would they?

>>22592
Fairly simple at the moment, really. Mostly town hall meetings and such where the men and women can cast their votes on community issues, and the various towns have reps come together in a meeting every month or so to discuss mutual issues of defending our pristine mountains and forests. Almost like a confederacy in a way, though once we retake the state capital, we're thinking of setting up the old government's ways but with a few changes to fix things up.

Now how about you there, my fine Floridan friend? Seems like the rich folks got most of the power where you come from, right? Well, not what us in the hills would go for given we like some control in our lives, but if it works for you, then why argue about it?

>>22587
>backstory?
A religious cult masquerading as a mining-based republic, based on taking in the dregs of Mormons, snake-handlers, Chinese railroadmen and whatever else no one wanted and giving them the land no one else wanted. Like a landlocked Australia with less bogans and more polygamist suicide bombers.

>>22609
I want the light orange, you can have Volunteer Orange, or whichever orange you don't want since gray's taken.

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Sorry it took a while, i wanted to get as many as you fuckers as i could before i Mupdated

>>22598
Put some thought as to who you are and what part of freedomland your getting, then i will add you

>>22447
I will get you next mupdate

>>22587
you get brown

>>22662
Oh, I get ya, Mister Grant, it's more like that indentured servitude sort of thing, right? You know, where if you don't pay someone back on time, you have to work it off.

Though a question, sir, don't you think it's kind of funny that you have the name you do?

>>22686
My First move is to expand to the southeast of Florida to try and consolidate the Consul's power in the state.

Next, send out scouts and messengers to travel and contact other nations to set up communications and possible trade routes.

>>22686
Mauga Sinasina keeps expanding everywhere. More specifically? Oregon.

Do we need to roleplay actions too?

>>22686
The Association's directors are calling for the buyout of Kansas City and with our money and perhaps a few weapons from Fort Riley we will give them an offer they can't refuse

>Annex North Eastern Kansas
>CaWA

>>22686
Sweet Jesus, would you look at that! We already have most of the eastern mountains under control, and right off the wagon too! Come on, boys, lets get moving out west and take back the land that belongs to us!

Oi, Consul of Lightning of whatever, you mind talking to me for just a moment? Seeing as we're such close neighbors who are sure to meet at some and all, maybe we should talk about some how we're going to handle future disagreements?

>>22629
I can tell that Biker Bob and I are going to come into a disagreement over being blue, I shall sacrifice my claim to blue and go for green.

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>>22709
>>22711
>>22716
>>22721
This Mupdate is where im starting the game, because i got everybody important in.

reply your moves to this one.

>>22741
Sweet Jesus, would you look at that! We already have most of the eastern mountains under control, and right off the wagon too! Come on, boys, lets get moving out west and take back the land that belongs to us!

Oi, Consul of Lightning of whatever, you mind talking to me for just a moment? Seeing as we're such close neighbors who are sure to meet at some and all, maybe we should talk about some how we're going to handle future disagreements?

>>22686

I would Advise The Kingdom of the Mountains stay out of California. Nahuatl would hate to start "sacrificing" your citizens to introduce them to your God.
Also, leave me trade routes to the south. We've got to keep supplies moving and a happy cartel is a nice cartel.
In return I'll let you go as far north as you want. I'm not interested in freezing my ass off up there

>>22741
Mauga Sinasina decides to expand towards Oregon.
As I asked before, do we need to roleplay our actions?

>>22690
Well, that's because it ain't my real name, boy!
My name's actually █████!
But just call me Grant now, ya hear?
>>22741
Hoo boy we're startin'!!
Now, there's some folk to the east that need to be... coerced into our way o' thinkin'.

>>22741
>brown
fair enough.

First is to consolidate my hold over Nevada by conquering Vegas. Meanwhile Mountaineer cavalry moves east in an attempt to secure the remains of Salt Lake city and it's religious treasures (push into Northern Utah).

>>22756
Nahuatl: Fair enough, you can have California (godless place that it is), and the border country out to the Gulf. We want Nevada/Utah/Colorado.

>>22741
The Association's directors consider the populous area of Wichita perfect grounds for a buy out. With cavalry troops from Fort Riley we ride off with an offer to buy their land to be worked under the Association

>Expand into South Central Kansas
>CaWA
>Yellow

>>22741
Nahuatl would like to move further north into california. If possible I would like to start on my trade routes to the south in the closest part of Arizona.

>>22741
Expand to the southeast of Floridas through the large police force under our control and the left over military remains at McDill Base.

Send a few of the planes at McDill to have flyovers over unclaimed areas as a show of power to convince regions to fall under our rule.

Send scouts out of Florida to find and make contact with any other nations out there

>>22741
the sluts want to take over the east coast first.

we send our hardest pipe hitting motherfuckers to Connecticut

also what are the rolls and such gonna be?

>>22771
Oh, well, okay then, just as long as you don't come up to Tennessee and start any trouble, ya hear.

Anyways, Mister Grant and Mister Consul, you mind me asking if I can get some rights to Alabama? Now, I know it might sound strange, but I kind of want to have an easy way to get trade up north and there ain't no rivers heading up that way. So, I thought maybe if you both could help out a fellow Southerner get some ports down south?

>>22773
And they say Fair Trade doesn't exist.
Alright, with my contacts happy I am happy. If you work with us we will has your back. Spite Nahuatl and we will die making sure you regret it to your last breath.

>>22755
We'd be delighted. I suggest we have cordial relations due to our precarious position within the south, so we need to protect each other for survivals sake.

What type of government are the good people of Tennessee under anyway?

>>22810
We're willing to support Tennessean interests in Alabama as long as we secure our interests in Tennessee. All of our cultural imports (Sports teams, wrestling and music) have remained intact since the event, so we have a very lucrative business on our hands.

>>22815
Well, it's like I said up above, Mister Consul. We have local town hall meetings in the various communities where the good folks can come and talk and vote on local matters that need addressin', and then we have the provincial government out in that Greeneville that handles organizing our common defense and taxation and all that good stuff. See, they've got this small Senate of reps there that runs things for the most part and a governor as well who acts as head and chief at the moment.

>>22771
I'm just gonna fix this little name tag I have right here so the good ol' Overseer can make a bit more sense o' things.
>>22810
Hm, well that seems like a question you should be askin' the Consul.

Now, if nobody don't mind, I want Texas.

>>22813
Well it helps when you don't have anything I want, and vice versa.

>we will die making sure you regret it
Our mormon brothers in death salute your suicidal style.

>>22845
Really now, y'all still got that there football down south? How's Florida's team looking? We think with some work on the UT team, we might finally be able to give you all some serious competition now which will drum up sells of merchandise and get tourists to come to whatever town the teams play in.

>>22863
The Consul would like to extend relations to Dixieland and aid hem in their take over of Texas as long as they do not infringe upon our claims, as we wish to push into all land east of Mississippi.

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>>22761
It would be advised, it could affect how other players see you and would make this thread a hell of a lot more interesting for everybody lurking.
>>22773
Your +1 to rolls apply next turn, i suggest you put your bonuses in your tripname so you/I/lurkers dont forget about them and can yell at me when i dont include them.
>>22798
the last digits of your post, Just look at the chart on the map for christs sake.

Also nice conquering CT and RI, you get a whopping +0 bonus to your future rolls, be sure to put that in your trip name so we can all laugh at you.

>>22888
All of our teams our doing well, football, hockey and baseball! The Buccaneers are doing fine, and have one helluva training regiment now.

Sadly, all the other teams in the state are gone, but Tampa's still goin' strong! We'd be willing to extend a small investment into Tennessean cultural interests to help foster a little friendly comptetion.

>>22920
Alright then. Mauga Sinasina covers the rest of Washington. It seems they don't want to fight, but looks can be deceiving.
So! In the meantime, anybody wanna hear a joke? It IS the national pastime in Mauga Sinasina, after all.

>>22892
Well I think that's plenty fine. Though, I would be much obliged if you and Tennessee would keep that Association in Kansas in check.
>>22888
Ya hear that, brotha'?
>>22920
I'd like to now lead my men north into the rest of Louisiana, but not inta Mississippi.

>>22920
Wow, would you look at that, Mister Grant and Mister Lightning! We've got Chattanooga and Knoxville back and are almost to Nashville and getting the old government back! Keep pushing west, boys, next stop after Nashville is Memphis and the grand ole Mississippi!

>>22932
Well, that would do mighty fine! Not sure about baseball, but I do know the Knoxville Ice Bears are a nice little hockey team!

>>22920
Such fertile ground in the Great Plains,is causing the Directors to demand the North Central Kansas Communities to join under Association regulation

>Annex North Central Kansas
>CaWA
>Yellow

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Kek

>>22920
Relieve the forces in Miami and send them through the Panhandle to the bottom section of Alabama to pacifiy the entire state.

Begin funding the armed forces through McDill Air Force Base, which is temporarily the HQ for all branches of the military,

Begin spreading pamphlets through known nations about the great culture and civilization of The Oligarchy.

>>22920
im not sweating it Overseer. expand into the rest of New York.

>>22920
Nahuatl will move further north to consolidate the farmlands in California.
Fine wine is of no use to me, but the wine fields would be a perfect place to start growing more product.

>>22968
Well I'll be damned, the land there in Nevada is lookin' mighty harsh and tough.

>>22920
With Salt Lake secured, the Mormon vanguard of the kingdom is energized and seeks to spread their religion to the heathens who still reside in Deseret!
>Finish taking Northern Utah, if there's anything left then south into the rest of Utah.

>>22932
He just wants to poach your floridian recruits for UT

Pacts: Non-Agression/Trade w/ Nahuatl

>>22960
Sure do, brother! Just a question though, seeming as you're not interested at all in Mississippi state at the moment, would you be alright if I secure it for the glory of the Volunteers? That way, we can make sure trade down the river between us and the Floridians is undisturbed and safe.

>>22960
Well, I'm absolutely ecstatic Mr. Grant! May our little Triple Alliance here live long and prosper!

>>22965
Fantastic! We'll send some men over to publicize the teams and to set up a season. We'd be eternally grateful if Dixieland joined us in our venture.

>>22966
We'd like to extend relations to the CWA, and set up a delegation.

>>22984
-despite coming in through unverified channels this is an official order from the Emperor of Nahuatl-

>>22993
Well I would be happy to, but our brother the Consul already laid claim to that land, ya see.
>>23003
Yeah, say, we should have a name for our alliance. The Allies? Keep it nice and simple?

>>23003
Well, old man Grant would be a welcomed recruit to the team!

>>22968
>get brown kingdom
>it gets violent on turn 2
>wants more weed, despite having a mexican plug

10/10 will play again

>>22984
So Nahuatl. Do you wish to have an alliance? The only reason I'm asking is because I'm planning on going after Oregon next, and you're approaching quick. It'll probably be for the best in the end.

>>22993
>>23003
>>23024
how about you name yourselves the confederacy you hicks.

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Everybody who still seems to be here is in, with only a slight chance of Nevada Bullying colorado-chan within these next few turns

>>23024
Fantastic name! I suggest we divvy up the states we claim to prevent any future conflicts between us.

>>23030
Those trade routes through Oregon are very important to me, lots of Hicks in the south are very intimate with our product. What can you offer me?

>>23043
Mauga Sinasina invades Idaho with high hopes of success. Currently, American Samoa is rooting for them.

>>23039
Well aren't you just a rude Yankee! No wonder our ancestors didn't exactly like you all pushing your ways on us!

>>23039
Why I never!
You got a rude mouth on ya' boy!
>>23043
We gonna push left inta Texas. That's promising land there that is! Be a shame if some other people got it.
Unless of course it was our good friends and Allies, the Consul and Pike.

>>23043
Expand further inwards towards New York. the sluts also decide to send a small detachment to scout out the very northern tip of Pennsylvania

>>23056
Help in battles, importing Taros, considering that fact that I come from a pacific nation, we have a lot to offer. Especially in the recruiting department.

>>23043
Still going to consolidate as much of California as I can. It shall be the bastion of our new Empire. The streets will run red with the sacrificed remains of our enemies. The coke will flow.

>>23043
Keep marching west, boys in green, we've got boys in Kansas to keep off old man Grant's back!

>>23094
-apologies overseer, I'm using the goddamned app and it keeps removing my name. I have to paste it in every time I post.

>>23003
We will agree to relations
>>23043
We must annex all of Kansas for the Association to have a monopoly

>Annex KS
>CaWA
>Yellow

>>23078
No thank ya, Mista Grant, we ain't got no desire to take Texas away from ya! Just need Mississippi and Alabama to secure trade in the Gulf!

>>23043
The Kingdom likes Utah, it's our kind of place. It's like borderlands in real life.
>Take as much of Utah as possible.

To: West Samoa
So, how far south and east do you plan on going? Asking...for a friend.

>Soviet Association of Detroit
>Green
>Detroit

>>23127
Maybe to North Dakota and Wyoming. Maybe.

Word of advice, mate: Refer to me as Western Samoa again and you'll wish your country never took hold of ours.

>>23154
Actually, make it the Soviet States of Detroit, it sounds much better.

>>23085
You have a lot of good weed up there my friend. If you offer recruitment and aide against any enemies I make on my way south I will make your fields of green worth very much with my contacts. Do you want to make this alliance official?

>>23053
Sure, sounds good to me! But we should hold off on that until we are sure our lands are secure.
If you catch my drift.
>>23123
That's good to hear, Mr. Pike.
Say, what do ya think of them New Yorkas that were slinging mud like pigs?
>>23121
Hello mister... Sorry, we don't have any records of names. So we'll just call y'all C&W.
If you would be so kind as to... allow us to control all of Texas, we here in Dixieland would be very much obliged.
Course what you want in return, I leave up to you to ask for.

>>23060
After uniting all the peoples of Washington under one banner, you get a +2 bonus, make sure to put it into your tipname

>>23127
Congratulations, you just leveled up! Make your rolling bonus a +2 instead of a +1 you devious minority you!

>>23154
Tripfag up, nig-nog.

Still waiting on lightning bros to make a roll

Also, imma go on a 2 minute leave to use the bathroom and get a drink.

Feel free to panic and complain that OP has abandoned thread.

>>23177
Sure mate. Just give me the word and I'll so my best to help.

>>23177

>>23182
Oklahoma and Missouri for you control of Texas.

>>23182
Well, have you seen the streets of their city? Quite the filthy place, probably because of the yanks running around.

>>23043
Push up through the Panhandle and secure the state.

>>23185
PANIC

Is it too late to join?

>>23186
This is a blood oath my friend. Break it and everyone you know will be sacrificed. Anyone you love. Everyone who has shaken your hand or sold you a tamale. Dead.
I'm looking forward to our business ventures.

>>23226
E-Even the Palagis?

>>23211
We have communication lines with their cities and might I say it's rather frightful what immoral things they do in that damn city!

>>23232
OH COME THE FUCK ON

>>23157
Let's make a deal then. Idaho, Montana for you, Colorado (and Nebraska if we ever get that far) for me and we split Wyoming.

>>23232
Do you care about your foreigners pendejo? My somoan is rusty. Pelagis means foreigners right?

>>23226
>Everyone who has shaken your hand or sold you a tamale. Dead.

I like your style man. When the Sluts reach the west coast we look forward to meeting you bad ass motherfuckers.

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Mupdate: people who blatantly ignore the rules are ignored, edition.

Now with more savage Californian aggression against honest tamale merchants!

>>23185
Comissar OP,

Would this be better than the Soviet States of Detroit?

>The Illinoisan Alliance
>Green
>Illinois

Also, is it too late to join?

>>23237
You mean worse than butt stuff? D-Does it involve forced handholding?

>>23266
Yes. Palagis mean white people how Pākehā means white person in Māori.
>>23262
Sure mate. I'll go get a map and we'll go from there.

>>23269
So close, boys! Once we get to Memphis, we need to start sending barges filled with banjos and country music CDs down to Old Man Grant and Mister Lightning! To Memphis!

>>23210
Hm, sure, go ahead.
Also, while we're at it, what do you think of join' in with the Allies?
If the four of us teamed up I doubt anyone would be able to stop us!
>>23211
>>23237
Sounds right terrifyin'. What say we declare war on those folks and civilize them?
Oh, and what do you two think of letting in the Corn and Wheat Association to the Allies?
>>23269
We gonna spread up north again to reclaim the rest of Lousiana. Have any extra bits spill into Texas so we don't upset any Allies.

I'll join too.

Assiniboine Republic.

Any color.

North Dakota.

How do I play?

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>>23271
not too late to join, but if you are not gonna tripfag up, i am going to ignore your attempts to join/play

>>23274

>ERP is not okay in this game because they always seem to clog up the thread and make all the normie players squick.

"Handholding" is not allowed you sick freaks.

>>23267
You'll be lucky to reach the coast Hombre'. I'll be waiting. Your meth would be a nice addition to my portfolio
>>23269
Nahuatl continues to teach the northern Californians about Aztec culture.

>>23306

No problem OP.

>>23269
Continue onwards in the capture of western New York. Send a larger detachment to the edge of north Pennsylvania, I want the steel workers of Pittsburgh by my side.

>>23262
>Nebraska
You are getting into prime crop land which is prime Association land

>>23269
OP I had a palindrome so could I get that land?

Continue the buy out of land in Kansas, if the farmer refuses then set their fields aflame and take it

>Annex Kansas
>CaWA
>Yellow

>>23300
We must Refuse your offer at this moment, but we may in the future reconsider

>>23274
Don't speak of that evil here, you evil man.

>>23269
Mauga Sinasina keeps filling out Idaho. Any spills they have go to Montana.

>>23300
Hmm... Well, if you say so, Mister Grant. All that corn and wheat would help us if we can get some trade going, you know, for feeding the boys in greens here in Tennessee and the boys in whatever color you all have.

>>23269
Push through the Panhandle, and send settlers to Southern Georgia to begin securing uninhabited lands.

Begin setting up the Southern Sports Federation (SSF) to support a cultural exchange within The Allies and to make huge profits.

>>23309
Luck has nothing to do with shooting motherfuckers with shotguns.

>>23300
Not yet, those Sluts are too far away.

I also have to veto the Cornhuskers, they haven't proven their goodwill to me yet.

>>23306
>>23322
H-Hey, it's not me doing it! It's that filthy New Yorker, running around and touching flesh with everyone he meets!

So, do any of you guys want a flag you can hoist? Digitally, of course.

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>>23348
Flag of the CaWA

>>23348
I'd be delighted, I posted it earlier in the thread.

>>23347
That's what someone that DOES do it would say!

>>23269
With the last parts of Utah having come into the light, the Kingdom decides to move east into Colorado and take their weed, possibly for later resale to the Nahuatl.

>>23291
>>23309
Good. Maybe with the South integrating into one bloc, us west-coast states should consider doing the same. Especially since we all seem to be on fair relations with each other.

>>23347
Watch your mouth you sick fuck.

Remember that Florida is only a measly 7 states away.

>>23344
You have to see them first.
I suggest you keep things amiable.

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>>23367
Here's an example I made for my country. Not the best one, I know.

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>>23376
Watch yourselves, we got planes, hockey, hulk Hogan and a whole lot of cocaine.

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>>23348
Well, mine obviously can't be anything but a good ole Tennessee classic.

>>23371
After this I am moving into Arizona like we discussed.

>>23393
PUT FLAGS SOMEWHERE ON MAP OP PLEASE

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>>23348
I think we're good flag-wise
>>23404
Okay, taking Colorado is going to take awhile. You'll probably be at Juarez by the time I'm done

>>23370
B-B-But... ;;
>>23376
OI, YOU TRYIN' TO THREATEN MY FRIEND THERE, YOU NORTHERN HEATHEN?

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>>23321
Of course of course. Well, we hope you all prosper mighty well in your lands.
>>23323
Well, things are a bit iffy right now. Politics, ya know?
Also, I feel we got a good haul this time around.
>>23346
Alright, but let's keep them on watch.
Also, sorry to hear about that. I thought I heard some news that the two of you were makin' fast friends.
>>23376
Boy, you mess with him you mess with me and the Consul.
>>23348
I got a flag right here for ya to prop up.

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>>23428
You never denied those accusations!

>>23433
Sorry to break up friends, but I ain't sure about 'im.

But those Sluts, we need to protect our Northern Borders against 'em.

>>23433
Not flat enough, sorry.

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Some may say that bikers are a bunch of uncivilized, drug addicted, violent felons. And they are right, but we in the Bicycle Sluts also have a love for things other than just motorcycles and multiple felony charges. We like art.

this piece by JB Twombly is our flag.

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>>23305

Can I be registered, and can someone teach me how to play?

>>23477
Just do a tripcode (how you can do that is on a board), and check the board to see the best starting location.

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>>23446
B-B-But I didn't do anything wrong! ;;

What did I ever do to you Samoans to make you act this way towards me?

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>>23299
Your momentum caused you to spill into MO, add your +4 bonus to your tripfag.

>>23309
You spill't into south Oregon, Claim an underwhelming +2 bonus

>>23321
No you didnt
(>>23121)

>>23322
Remember your +2 bonus, put into your tripname, also you spilled into Montana a bit, meeting a slightly retarded blond floosy named Hannah who was on her way to California to "Cut her hair and let chads cum in her like a wrecking-ball"

Tastless jokes and bad grammar aside, that poor girl must have been retarded.

>>23428
>>23433
>>23469
Remember boys, you are allies now.

but I will be there soon enough and who knows maybe you will want to be on my side of the road when the Sluts run through your town.

this song should help you understand your confused feelings a bit more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeRIAew8eXc

>>23503
Took our country from us. To be fair, the Germans did too, but we got independence eventually.
You didn't actually give me a rebuttal, you mist be hiding something... But what?

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Nahuatl is not a nation of artists. But the rising sun represents the rise of our great Empire. And the prosperity we are cutting out of the land for ourselfs.

>>23510
Oh no, um, Mister Grant, Mister Corn, you all don't want Missouri, do ya? Don't know if I can pull out at this point, so I'm going to keep filling it... OP, if I overfill Missouri at some point, please move into Kentucky.

>>23496

I can't find the post. Are trips dice rolls?

>>23510
Keep taking Montana. Ask the girl if she's a Palagi. If so, throw her over the sea to England.

>>23433
But OP, 121 is a 3 digit palindrome on other boards?

The Association troops are seeing resistance in the state. A change of tactics is needed, no more peaceful buyouts, time for hostile takeovers of these farms

>Annex Kansas
>CaWA
>Yellow

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Time to make Illinois great again! Oora!

>>23510
TAKE THAT ONE LAST FLORIDIAN PROVINCE and began protecting the Georgian settlers and move to Southern Georgia with police support.

Fully create the Southern Sports Federation (SSF) to bring in a bunch of moolah and create a rich cultural exchange within The Alliance.

>>23510
We need to capture our home state before expanding any further.

>>23554
trip is in your name newfriend post whatever you nation is called and then #password for it.

>>23527
But I don't want your nation... You can keep Washington and Oregon and all that up in the north-east...

And I confess that Ilike cute clerics who know how to treat my wounds gently after a fight. Please forgive me... ;;

>>23510
A thousand sacrifices will commiserate this day!! Today Nahuatl controls it's new motherland and the product shall flow like the blood of the palegis in Sacramento. Nahuatl Rises!!
Nahuatl RISES
Into Arizona then. Let us build our Empire out into the dessert so an oasis may be built with the money from our conquests.

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>>23554
No no, the risk MAP. Not the posts.
>>23561
>Not having this flag
It's almost as if you DON'T want to make America great again.

>>23561
>Communists
You make this dictatorship of the bourgeoisie ready for blood

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>>23469
That's fine, y'all two are mighty far away from each other compared to me and them.
And yeah, I agree whole-hearte-
>>23472
Holy mackerel!!! What in Sam's blazes am I lookin' at!?
Looks like a buncha chicken scratch ta me!
>>23471
Ah, terribly sorry bout that. Let me just.... There we go!
>>23510
Haha! We got all of Louisiana boys!
Now continue, on towards Texas! We gotta gain land fast before those Sluts get here.
>>23523
*shakes head*
I ain't no backstabba boy.
And if we're talking songs, listen ta this one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc

>>23560
Hey, Mister Corn, here soon, we might be sharing a border with Missouri and Kansas so... Maybe we can have some sort of pact of non-aggression and maybe be allies?

>>23589
Acknowledged, but not forgiven. We need to check your history of being a Hand-holder. Just the thought of it sickens me.

>>23623
Leave Missouri and we can have a pact of non-aggression

>>23593

Hopefully this works, I really want to play.

>>23510
Continue moving east into the Colorado Rockies.

>The Kingdom is starting to note that is will soon be constrained by it's earlier agreements unless something happens. Internal dissent rises, a harshly worded letter is sent to local newspaper editors.

>>23639

Did it work?

I typed my name and password with a hashtag in between in the options bar...

>>23623
>>23604
Gentlemen, I must ask of you, as I've set up the SSF for all our sports needs, where shall we hold the first football game of the season, and of the league?

Who shall play, etc. I need to know!

It is time to get rid of those Indus, mobilizing the red army towards Indiana.

>>23593
I do want to make America great again using communistic ideals, but I am not going to act like Lenin did.

>>23601
Instead of blood, what about establishing a trading route my comrade?

>>23604
Since I'm in a pleasant mood, I'll explain that "chicken scratch" to you.

that chicken scratch is the embodiment of all the emotions a man can feel, in layman's terms its the artist showing how he feels by fucking up a chalkboard.

Don't worry we will talk all about it when we meet :)

>>23635
B-B-But I'm not a hand-holder, honest!

Cute clerics only want loving cuddle sessions.

Mister Grant, Mister Samoa is bullying me over my love for girls who love their faith in Jesus!

>>23659
Alright Commie, we are willing to trade our crops, business is always good even with our philosophical enemy

>>23656
Chick-Fil A triple header @ the ruins of the Georgia Dome

>Florida State - LSU
>Tennessee - Miami
>Houston - Vanderbilt

>>23656
ALL BLACKS

>>23655

Can you help a newb out guys?

>>23647
Keep control of your people Mountaineer. I will not have your media labeling us as enemies while we are in an alliance. I would like to remind you that you share borders with me, and my friend.

>>23697
It worked lad!

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>>23555
WITNESSED
Add a +2 to your growing bonuses, and just to let you know, you spilled into ND

>>23565
Give yourself a nice little +3 to your tripname bonus

>>23639>>23655
Where did you want to start again?

>>23659
Link your command to me next time

>>23656
Well, for me, it's either the Titans or UT's Volunteers for football or Knoxville's Ice Bears for hockey! If we do the college team and the Ice Bears at the same time, we can even have the games in Knoxville and get double the people before sending them down to Florida and to Old Man Grant's city of choice!

>>23672
CUDDLING? YOU SAVAGE, NOT EVEN THE TONGANS ARE THIS BAD.

>>23717
Keep pushing into Georgia and force the settlers into the interior.

Do flyovers over Atlanta to show our strength

>>23701
The people are being controlled, it's just those assholes who thought Manifest Destiny was going to go on forever that look at the map and get a little nervous.

>>23717
Keep filling Missouri, standing order that any extras need to go Alabama!

>>23717
The Kansans who do not submit peacefully will be shot by our advancing troops

>Continue to put Kansas under Association control
>CaWA
>Yellow

>>23717
Swallow that little bit of NY left. Time to make way into Pennsylvania!

>>23604
Shit, I forgot the alimo!

>>23717

I'll start on the other side of ND.

>>23717
Arizona will be Nahuatl. All the southern most states will soon be Nahuatl. You will all see my friends. When I stand at the mountaintop with your leader's still beating heart in my hand.. You will see.

>>23738
AT LEAST I KEEP IT TO JUST AT HOME IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE IT'S JUST ME AND MY GIRL! I COULD BE LIKE THE SLUTS UP NORTH AND BE TRYING TO SPREAD TO EVERYONE NEARBY!

>>23683
Ah good, good! We got marijuana and corn, which would you be interested more?

>>23656
I would like to let my athletes to compete in your football competitions, comrade!

>>23717
How do Commissar OP?

>>23752
I'm glad the majority of your people view Nahuatl with the respect it deserves.

>>23721
I think this idea isfantastic!

SCHEDULE
>Knoxville
>Tampa
>Grants city

>>23656
Hm, well we got the Saints. And I feel in Alabama will be good. Convince them that a good life awaits in the arms of the Allies.
>>23663
Ha! Good luck! Our brothers in Tennessee will stomp ya flat the second y'all get close!
>>23717
Continue into Texas! It's a vast, harsh land, but it's profitable!
>>23765
Dammit boy! That's the one gosh damn thing you DON'T forget!
Why I aughta... I'll let it slide mister Overseer. But only cause I taken a shine to ya.Ya remind me of my grandson.

>>23717
Finish of North Dakota and move on to South Dakota. In other news, Mauga Sinasina's leader, Iosefa Solomon, has been recorded saying "Nevada? More like Novada, amirite?" He is going through a lot of accusations at the moment.

>>23797
Delightful! I assume the Chicago Bears?

>>23797
Well will take the Corn for we already grow wheat here

>>23792
AT LEAST MY PEOPLE DON'T SHAG SHEEP FOR A LIVING YOU BEAUTIFUL PERSON.

>>23717
The troops stand on top of Loveland pass, looking down into the endless plains of the East.
>Well, shucks. Looks like we ran out of mountains. It'd be a shame to waste this nice war machine we built. Forward and downward!

Move to secure the rest of Colorado.

>>23801
That'll be good ol' New Orleans!

>>23806
Nahuatl would like to invite you into Nevada as a sign of peace and prosperity between our nation's. It seems like it would get you out of the hot water you find yourself in. Friend.

>>23802
Yeah, you've got it right, Mister Grant!

Also, could you stop those Samoans? They don't like my hobby of cuddling clerics and keep bullying me. ;;

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I don't know what side this puts me on, but I hope the Aztecs are okay with a new theocracy moving into town.

>>23840
*wink *wink

>>23840
>It's a Mexicans aren't trustworthy episode.

>>23840
Sure mate, Diplomacy best -macy!

>>23815
Da! That would be fantastic, comrade.

>>23819
Alright, my friend.

Mr. Pike, how about I interest you in some freshly made Illinoisan beer?

>keep invading Indiana

>>23825
DAMMIT, THOSE WERE MY ANCESTORS IN SCOTLAND AND IRELAND, NOT THE ONES WHO BEGAN TO MOVED AND LIVED HERE IN TENNESSEE!
>>23836
Great, lets get this stuff organized and all that!

>>23859
KEEP SAYING THAT, HAGGIS-LOVER!

>>23856
Hmm... Does it go well with whiskey? I guess I can drink it since Mister Consul likes ya and all...

Does this mean you're joining the Allies? Can you stay away from Kentucky? That along with Alabama and Mississippi have been states I've had my eyes on for awhile.

>>23802
I seem to recall that the Gauls all were allied against Rome at one point too.

How did that go for them again?

>>23843
You cuddle other men?
Well, I ain't judgin'.
>>23855
Hey, boy, you pickin' on my brotha' for cuddlin' other men?
>>23859
Sounds good ta me! Hope your boys are all ready for the Saints' Death Valley!

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>>23779
You earned yourself a +1 good sir. excellent rolling.

>>23797
Wha?

>>23806
Rather than risk pissing off this fledgling theocracy, you decided to turn your efforts to S. Dakota.

>>23806

I had already stated that I wanted to start in ND though...

SSF SEASON SCHELDULE

>Tampa Buccaneers - Tennessee Titans at Knoxville
>UT Volunteers - Miami Hurricanes at Tampa
>New Orleans Saints - Chicago Bears at New Orleans
>Chicago Bears - Tampa Buccaneers at Chicago

>>23882
;;

Guess getting you off my back means no more clerics for me then...

>>23895
With the East pacified and under Association control and regulations we must take the Western lands

>Finish Kansas Spill Oklahoma
>CaWA-Yellow

>>23895
Continue pushing into Georgia, and begin creating local militias in New settler towns.

>>23895

Our people will continue to spread their gospel of faspa and rollkuchen eastward across the Canadian border.

>>23908
real question why Missouri and not North Carolina or Kentucky?

>>23895
That was a poor roll. Expand into the last reaches of NY. The Sluts expand into PA, and the leftovers begin making progress towards Vermont.

>>23895
Hm, seems like there's a new group in town tryin' ta take Texas!
Well, I have the upperhand in Texas and I'm gonna ensure that upperhand is maintained!
>>23851
Might I implore you to look to some lands other than Texas? Y'all are gettin' mighty close.

>>23901
But I did first!
>>23891
Fun fact: In Tuvalu, Homosexuality is illegal. In Samoa, the are three genders: Male, Female, and Fa'afafine, which is a Male raised with Female values.

>>23895
Finish off South Dakota: any spills go to... Uh... Minnesota or Nebraska? I'm trying to think of states that haven't been occupied yet.

>>23890
Well, so were a good number of Germanic tribes... How did that go for Rome? Didn't Rome also have to build a wall to keep out Picts? Wasn't there a bunch of Persians who tore up Rome's eastern half?

>>23891
Um... It's women I cuddle, Mister Grant.

>>23895
Fill more of Missouri, seek to connect with the Cornhuskers.

>>23968
How about this: we agree to disagree.

>>23895
Nahuatl has the GODS behind our rolls. The blood of our enemies fuels our prosperity. We will take New Mexico before moving into Texas.
Texas will be hours pendejos. If you walk into there expect a fight.

>>23895
Denver has put up more of a resistance than you would have expected from a bunch of potheads. In good news though, your right wing has punched through to the Kansas state line. The Army comes together west of Boulder to make it's final push into the front range. Mormon shock troops, Machine gun regiments from Las Vegas, sharpshooters from the endless plains of Nevada, newly formed Coloradoan cavalry, all move east towards what's left of the Front Range Army.

>try to finish Colorado, if overspill move into...west Nebraska.

>>23888
Yes, yes, we have a lot of whiskey in stock!

I will consider joining the allies, but for now I am independent. And yes, Kentucky is yours my comrade!

>media erupts pointing out that the tzar of Illinois is a crappy communist

>stop the red army from invading Indiana and send it to take over the rest of Illinois as a result of the media erupting

Mr. Bob, we just started growing marihuana, will your bikers be interested in some?

>>23967
Dammit, it's women I cuddle!

>>23967

How exactly are you going to take those states without plowing over a pacifist nation?

>>23989

I find it cute that you need more than one god by your side to solve conflicts. Are you compensating for something?

>>23950
What can you give to me that is worth what I would be gaining by taking Texas?

>>23985
And maybe you agree to leave me and the rest of the Allies?

>>23985
so, what line did we decide on for splitting Wyoming? I'll take the bottom tier and the one shaped like a L.

>>24008
Well, I'll let you have half and I'll have the other half, eh?

>>24009
Not pulling in Tennessee to make a fight you can't win for one, my friend.

>>23967
Are you tellin' me that you would imprison human beings for what they do in the privacy of their homes?
>>23968
But you said Clerics. Clerics are men, Pike!
R-right?
>>24009
Now, are you really all that friendly with the Somoans? If you aren't... *wink wink*

>>24008
I'll show you what I'm compensating for.

>>24026
Sure. We'll do that.
>>24017
How about this: we just drop it and apologise. I'm sorry for letting my banter get so out of hand.

>>24058
you tell that sucka

>>24047
No, no, clerics are mostly women where I from and the men ones are called priests...

Is it different where you're from?

>>24047
The Samoans are my blood bonded brothers in arms you racist pig. I spit at the mere idea of betraying my brothers.

>>24047
Mate, I live in New Zealand not Tuvalu. I was stating facts, not opinions.

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>>23937
+2 to your name

>>23989
Collect a +1

>>23992
Even zealousness wont win you a war in the mountains unless the mountains will it, an underwhelming roll for you and your hubris.

>>23994
Im taking this as your roll

>>24068
My friend, I have just noticed you have communist ideals according to your flag..

What about we become allies and start 'The Soviet Alliance of The States'?

>>24086
You know, in Māori culture, there is a god of war called Tūmatauenga. Wanna praise him together?

>>24058

The sliced farmer sausage in my borscht is chunkier than whatever you'd be showing me.

>>24068
But... I didn't do anything wrong....

How about we agree to bully those weird Nahuatl bullies?

I hear they love to nibble on ear lobes with elven lovers.

>>24045
>>24045
Your allies are far friend. AMD you are not going to be much more powerful than me for long Hombre

>>24092

Keep moving eastward.

>>24105
My flag was the one with the bird on it, but I won't mind having an alliance as long as my allies are okay with it.

>>24058
We've noticed some of your [priests/dealers/ruler class] looking at Nevada. We would remind you of our oaths to each other, and that you have a bigger problem. The Dixielanders have taken the drug shipment routes to Houston, and are threatening the bordertowns of the Rio Grande Valley. The Gulf cartels need your help desperately.

>>24092
HOLY FUCK WHY IS TAKING GEORGIA SO SLOW


THROW EVERYTHING WEVE GOT AT TAKING THIS ST

>>24092
North Western Kansas is all that is left and now we march on them with the aim of conquest. Spare troops will be sent south into Oklahoma

>Annex KS;Spill OK
>C&WA-Yellow

>>24092
The Sluts are moving up in the world huh?

keep taking Pennsylvania, if its possible at all start encroaching on Vermont as well.

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>>24118

Motherfucking rule #6:
>ERP is not okay in this game because they always seem to clog up the thread and make all the normie players squick.

Im watching you, you ear-nibbling fucker.

>>24092
Keep on marching through Missouri.

>>24080
Y-yeah, seems so.
Clerics are all men. They're really good at, er, bringing the word of God to uncivilized cultures.
Also, I may need some help.
>>24086
Racist!? I ain't a bit racist! I have had six wives in my life time! One black, one hispanic, two asian, and two white!
>>24092
That's it! Conquer more of Texas and we'll beat back those Aztec bastards!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKMTu1GDi_w

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>>24118
There's one thing you forgot.
I am allies with him. We have diplomatic relations with each other. You must not know how close-knit polynesians are..

>>24135
Oh, sorry man, made a mistake then. And sure, having more allies around is very good.

>retake Illinois

>>24092
Late winter storms stop the invasion. The troops grumble at the priests. The priests grumble at the sky. And the whole thing slowly moves east.

>try to finish Colorado
>if there's any extra take only the counties in Wyoming that border Colorado.

>>24141
>georgia has like 180 counties

>>24092
Into Texas. To war.
>>24112
Yes my brother! Blood for the blood God! War for the war gods!! Let us prepare for battle!!
>>24136
They were not acting within the authorization of the Nahuatl Empire and will be sacrificed for endangering the peace

>>24160
Oh, um, I'll try moving through Oklahoma here soon to help ya, though I need to finish Missouri first.

>>23994
>>24105
I just saw your post, Tzar. What are your terms looking like?

>>24185
Excellent. It looks like we may all be facing external enemies soon.

>>24092
>>24180
And if my extras have extras, move into the Oklahoma Panhandle.

>>24218
Begone from Oklahoma, it is rightfully Association land

>>24118
I'll nibble on your ears when I add them to my necklace pendejo. I'll pray with them to the sun God while I slaughter your people.
Do not come to my allies for aide. Their loyalty is as strong as my armies will to fight.

>>24199
What do you exactly mean by that, comrade?

Can we make a monstergirl country

>>24241
Well to put it plainly what do you want in return for your drugs? we bikers are big fans of meth and other amphetamines after all.

>>24238
At the end of this, his anthem will be this:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZusCWCb8TZU

>>24196
O-of course.
If I fall in battle, I'll be sending my wife, Jian Lu to your lands so she can live.
>>24245
Only if you fight against those bastards to the west!

>>24236
Hey, Mister Corn, can you help Mister Grant? If you take Oklahoma, it'll be easier for you to reach him than me.

>>24256
What could you offer? My workers are in need of something that could excite them after a normal harsh day at work!

>>24236
Worry about Tennessee, I'm just moving through to support my allies.

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>>24092

I WISH TO CLAIM THE PINK STAR.

DEEP IN THE RECESSES OF WASHINGTON, D.C., A NEW PLAGUE OF FAGGOTRY IS DEVELOPED IN SECRET BY THE NSA TO DEFEAT 4CHAN. NOW, IT HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT AND HIJACKED THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.

THIS PLAGUE, UNLEASHED INTO THE WORLD, SHALL BE KNOW AS THE QUEER CONFEDERATION.

WE SHALL SPREAD HOMOSEX AND GODLESSNESS ACROSS THE LAND!

Election risk next thread?

>>22341
How do we roll for territory?

>>24264
>>24281
The Association will do as it pleases, so stay out of Oklahoma

>>24245
>>24263
A monster girl country wouldn't need to be against the Nahuatl Empire. In fact many of our gods can be considered monsters to the unenlightened.

>>24264
He does that and attacks Nahuatl and he's the focal point for getting double, maybe triple teamed.

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>>24146
+4 get

>>24180
+2 get

>>24185

Your warchiefs advise you to attempt to take an opportunity to position yourselves properly before you attack the Dixie-menace.

(this means that attack rolls will be asked for next mupdate.)

>>24279
You need to post replying to MY MUPDATES to make your rolls.

Also im just defaulting you to a roll of 2 because your starting to annoy me.

>>24300
I... I have no idea to respond to this... Mister Grant, Mister Corn, Mister Consul, any idea what to say to this guy?

>>24324
>>24245

>>24329
I say pretend this never happened. NEVER

>>24324
MY EMPIRE, OP. MAKE IT SO!

>>24324
Take the rest of South Dakota and the top of Wyoming; my ally can have the rest.

>>24324

Conquer Lake Superior.

>>24324
Annex Oklahoma before anyone dares step foot in it +4.

>Take OK
>C&WA - Yellow

>>24324
>>24304

>>24324
Finish up Missouri please, and move into Arkansas if any overspill.

>>24324
>>24351

It's this post by the way. Notice the dubs:

>>24300

>>24324
So im guessing thats a no on having a seperate detachment take another area. Fine by me we expand further into PA, our brothers in Philly are waiting.

>>24311
Uhuh, and that makes you nice people now?
I highly doubt that!
>>24300
This is... Such openess...
I'm perfectly fine with monstergirls. Why back in my da- *Gets slapped by wife*
>>24329
Well, um, anyways. I am really unsure.
>>24324
Press back against the Aztec onslaught! We shall win!

>>24366
DUBS!!!!!!!

>>24324
Push across the Gulf Coast to secure a border with Dixieland. Still send settlers into Georgia, and it's millions of counties

>>24324
Got it OP, didn't actually know it until now.

>continue to take over Indiana

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>>24390

>>24324
Nahuatl is going to attack the encroaching Dixieland republic.


-overseer: how do I roll. I'm sorry.

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>>24324
Take the bottom of Wyoming, posting the treaty line now If there's anything else, throw it into western Nebraska.

>>24307
Well it looks like that issue resolved itself for now.

>>24411
Just try it punk! My wife got me some of those Kung-Fu lessons! I may be old but I've got the power of a tiger in me!
>>24419
Ha, looks like I won this battle!

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People rolling for battles need to reply to THIS post,

You roll 1d100 for your attack, whoever wins will get to use their leftover attack points (in the 10th place) to roll into their enemies territories. This is also where your +n bonus is applied.

>Example

r1:(50) +1
r2:(60) +1

r2 wins and gets 2 territories of the losers.

You also need to say where you are attacking, (like say you want the border of texas-mexico or you want all their spills in OK.)

I may take a while responding because i want to write dramatic after-action reports

>>24459
1v1 connek 4 m8 I'll wrek u so much dey will call me miley cyrus

>>24467
Ok-so do I roll a physical d100 or is there something I'm missing because I am on a mobile phone?

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>24467

Peacefully bombard the Aztecs with propaganda encouraging their citizens to covert to the Mennonite faith.

>>24467
Oh? Alright then. But wait, what about Quads?
>>24475
Come get it you quack!

>>24496
Do you have an options field? dice+1d100 in there if you have it.

>>24512
Yeah mate you have your "Marshall arts", whatever those are, but we have JANDALS AND LAVALAVAS!

Rolled 47 (1d100)

Test

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>24508

Nahuatl Jaguars begin slowly moving into Dixieland neighborhoods and start bringing the housing values down.