Life Quest: 3

Finish beer. Throw flip flops at neighbors.

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This is my mammoth jalapeno plant named Josë, and my Arkansas Traveller hybrid tomato named Cletus. The rest of my garden is behind me.
And the baby is crying I think. Time to go inside.

The hell is that tube?

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>>222490
Successfully finished beer. I'm wearing expensive sandals so I don't throw them at the neighbors
I recycle like a responsible motherfucker

Why are you sad?

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>>222496
It drains water from the foundation of the house if the water rises too high
>>222499
The wife and I got into an argument and she said she was cheating on me. She said later on that she just said it to hurt me. So I'm drinking a bit today.


Goddamn this baby is pissed.

>>222505

I don't know how shitty you are as a person OP, but your wife sounds insane.

>>222505
Play some soothing music and check the baby dipper for mess.

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So I'm on the couch watching Elementary with a now very happy child and a jealous pug
What should I do?
>>222514
To prevent this from getting too attention whoreish I won't elaborate further.
>>222518
Pee diaper. I'll change it but my son was just mad because he wanted attention. If I were to play him music what should I play?

>>222538
Go outside and walk your son woth whatever walking music youve got on hand.

>>222538
If you can stand kids pop I think babies like that. Otherwise I'm thinking classical or dad rock.

>>222547
He actually looks pretty excited about a good walk.

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>>222575
Forgot pocture

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It's going to start raining soon. I think I'm just going to go around the block

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He is actually enjoying this and I'm getting a little exercise. Win win right?

Made it home. I'm going to piss, open another beer and maybe see if little guy here wants to hang out in his Walker
>Any suggestions?

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>>222636

>>222650
He might be too little, but see if he wants to 'help' you water the plants up front. Use a plastic cup or something for him to use.

>>222650
Throw away the beer, check inventory or house storage for water or juices.

>>222650
Do a skill check

>>222650
Look at yourself in the mirror

Been a while. Check on the baby?

You know, I enjoyed this quest for what it was worth. I felt like shit before and now I feel a little better reading about something human, something real. Thank you for that. I hope things turn all right with your wife and your son.

It's been 7 hours. Knowing what little I do about babies, now is a pretty good time to check the diaper.

>>222603
shiet babies have weirdass limbs

on that note come back to us opee we want more life adventures

>>224916
Baby limbs remind me of tubes of cookie dough for some reason

This quest made me feel good. I hope you feel better connecting with us retards on the internet, OP.

Also, seconding this >>222683

Such a happy quest :)

>>224916
>>224942
>>224974
Yeah OP. This quest was unique too. I wouldn't mind this more often. Breaks up the monotony of drawings and stuff.