A /b/ quest

The young warrior titled the Feline Assasin has, through a tip given by an old friend, found the weapon to end all weeaboos everywhere. He has found Arthur wielding the blade that can end entire nation's of bad cartoons. Mah boi, Wah, and Neckbeard Jim must help him in his quest to destroy anime forever. Along the way, they meet the Prodigal Weeb. She has defected from her origins as a weeaboo and joins the party as an informant. Sadly she is captured when Neckbeard Jim betrays the party, confessing his love for Asian cartoons. When finally meeting their final adversary in combat, it is revealed that anime is but a terroristic plot by Japan to destroy America in revenge for the Hiroshima attacks. Together the Feline assassin and his brethren must defeat Anal Sex Adam and save the world from his evil scheme degeneracy.

>>219414
*evil scheme of degeneracy

>>219414
Well done.