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You wake up in a puddle of your own vomit. What do you do?
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You control the dude, Ill try and draw it.
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eat it up?
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>>217738
drawing now
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>>217712
Look around.
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Kill myself
you should too
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>>217738
without any regards to your surrounding you attempt to eat your own vomit.
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>>217752
now that you've regained some vital nutrients, you look around.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)
>>217786
Find out if you're in superjail, if so either smile or cry depending on roll
1=cry
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>>217795
You fail to find out that you're in super jail. An amateurish production such as this stealing such a beloved setting from the good people at adult swim is a horrible thought.
So horrible you cry a little
The very thought brings a tear to your eye.
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>>217834
pic related
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>>217836
wander until you locate a top hat. then don it giving yourself the name of WARDEN
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>>217840
You decided, despite the GM telling you its not superjail, that you are indeed in superjail. Your gonna need a purple top hat asap. Maybe some glasses too, but lets not get our hopes up.
You look around for supplies.
You see some sort of cabinet and doors down the hall. You go check it out.
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>>217864
Check for supplies
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>>217867
inside the cabinet you find a scalpel, a medium sized sphere, a bandage, some sort of rat skeleton and a strange device with a button on it.
Maybe you can make a hat out of this stuff? or maybe you want to abandon that fantasy all together.
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>>217893
Bandage the strange device to our head.
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>>217893
Press the button on strange device . combine scalpel rat skull and bandage into rat scalpel of rodenty
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>>217906
you bandage the strange device onto your head.
You cant actually see it, but you are like 90% sure it looks like a top hat. Just gotta make it purple and maybe you'll be worthy of the name WARDEN
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>>217956
You press the button on the strange device. A strange yellow mist puffs out.
It does nothing.
You turn your attention to the rat skull, scalpel and remaining bandage.
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>>217996
Eat the rat skeleton so you're bones can absorb their calcium and grow stronger
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you've created....... this. You guess you could call it the rat scalpel of rodenty, but that's a pretty epic name for such a piece of crap.
you are now out of bandages
Making this rat scalpel has given you time to reflect on your own skeletal system. You worry that you haven't been giving it the attention it needs. You look at the remaining rat skeleton.
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>>218084
Aaaa shit use the rest of the bones as a epic toe ring
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>>218084
Venture Superjail.
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>>218012
you quickly scarf down the remaining rat skeleton. Its hard and scratchy, but totally worth it for the calcium.
>>218107
as you kneel on the ground coughing furiously, you immediately regret not making a sweet as hell toe ring. If only you hadn't been so reckless in your search for strong, healthy bones
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>>218119
figuring that this room has given you all it can offer, you decide to press forward. A door and console block your way.
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>>218208
not wanting to drag this out, you press a random button on the console and the door begrudgingly opens
there seems to be two more doors and a bizarre skeleton in the next room.
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>>218222
Finger the skeleton.
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>>218240
it was only a matter of time before this turned sexual. It's probably a Maslow's hierarchy of needs things. You've got calcium, this place is technically a shelter, whats left but love.
You ready your fingers
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>>218314
you feel nothing but shame
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>>218314
It's not worth our time; how do we even finger a pelvis? Let's try to go through the next door.
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>>218354
Seems we fingered it after all. Rolling for sexual satisfaction.
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>>218354
you are in a room with a skeleton.
>>218363
you are immensely satisfied (sexually)
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>>218370
Pick up its pelvis for later and go through the door.
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>>218377
you grab the pelvis with your free hand. This might come in handy later (if you know what i mean)
You now have:
- a bizarre pelvis
- a rat skull bandaged to a scalpel
- a hat
- a surplus of calcium
you attempt to leave the room but the door wont open. The console next to the door has a black screen and some sort of touch pad. You touching it displays what you imagine to be some sort of error message.
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>>218370
Eat this skeleton do your bones can absorb its power
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>>218416
Remember what dad used to say...
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>>218416
What is the error message ? I have js skills +2
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>>218417
you give the pelvis a contemplative nibble, gotta keep those calcium levels up
>>218461
you cant quite remember what dad used to say. Come to think of it, you cant remember much of anything.
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>>218482
this is the error message. Its not in any language you've ever seen.
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>>218551
Start destroying the input thing with a femur from the skeleton so the door will open
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>>218551
O shit , I might have been kidnapped by islamists :o also I take the skeletons shirt. Check the pockets and put it on me
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>>218551
Press the button on the device; they're fellow machines and should be able to work something out.
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>>218565
>>218569
gotta get out of here quick, you've never seen those symbols before, but its almost definitely some sort of terrorism.
You grab a femur and prepare to smash the console to hell.
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>>218676
at the last moment you have a change of heart. Maybe violence isn't the answer? you press the button on the strange device in hopes of a diplomatic resolution
a puff of yellow mist comes out
(cont)
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>>218729
the yellow mist settles on the femure.
Suddenly muscles, skin, and what you imagine are ligaments rapidly grow from the bone.
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>>218819
you are now holding half a bloody leg
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>>218824
Eat the meat off of the leg then rebuild the skeleton and spray it.
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>>218830
>>218858
>>218889
sometimes the only way forward is to take a step back. Anyways it doesn't look like a human skeleton so its probably not even cannibalism.
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>>218963
what the fuck is it?
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you dont feel so hot after eating that half-leg, but you got it down. You carefully rearrange the skeleton as best you can and step back.
(cont)
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>>219099
screwed up the colors, sorry
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>>219099
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>>219115
you press the button
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>>219154
the skeleton writhes to life. Doesn't look like the most pleasant experience in the world.
The alien stares at you
alight, my already poor art is getting even worse so I'm gonna call it a day. Thanks to those who participated. If the thread is still up tomorrow i might take a few more commands and add a few pages.
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>>219215
Thanks for running.
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>>219215
thanks m8
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