The brass from the mothership ordered us to gather info on humans for an invasion
We will gather the information the only way we know how,
by sticking a probe up a human rectum.
Roll D10 for alien race
Rolled 6 (1d10)
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Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d6)
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need to abduct first
we pick Zyklon Ben Garrison
Rolled 10 (1d10)
Rolled 2 (1d10)
The Kami-Caze
A race of clinically depressed aliens who conquer planets by suicide bombing their ships into the planet until it's dust.