nice guys IRL quest

go east

Rolled 15 (1d20)

I swing my axe at the bear, hoping to intercept it's paw

Go to the gym and get swole

>>213345
I attempt to focus on myself and find happiness that does not lay in a vagina.

>>213429
Your attempt is a critical failure, you have gained debuff, "depression."
this isn't a half bad quest idea actually..

>>213345
I already have GF, can I still play?

>>213366
Nah I think we should go west

>>213366
You head east and enter a forest.

>>213443
>depression quest
do not

>>222435
better enlist the help of 5 mercs

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>this thread

Laugh heartily.

>>213691
>Bragging about having a gf
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE