Apple Quest

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>210395
Squirrel

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>210395
>>210395
Tree

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>210395
Super mutant from fallout

Rolled 10 (1d10)

Lumberjack

Hooboy I am a hungry lumberjack I tells ya. And a really good one at that!

Brrrrm brrrrrrrrm brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr...

>>210411
The squirrel advanced up the bark at a moderate pace, atleast the climb is stable.. so far

>>210412
The tree produces clorophyl

>>210414
the climb is a bit shaky but its a start

>>210415
The lumberjack speeds up the tree leaving the supermutant and the squirrel eating bark ships


SUDDENLY HOSTILE BIRD ROLL D100 FOR COMBAT

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>210417
Keep on makin' dat chlorophyll man

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>210417
I judge the bird's flight path and swing my chainsaw to where I expect the bird to be.

>>210417
Squirrel keeps climbing

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>210417
Super Mutant shoots at bird with handgun

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>210422

>>210419
Your clorophyll makes the tree survive the savage attack with some damage

>>210421
You miss, bird grapples your face with its claws, roll again to be saved

>>210424
Squirrel speeds apst the struggling lumberjack and the bird

>>210423
The bird explodes, bloody mess perk works perfectly

All roll d10 again, exept lumberjack

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>210425

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>210425

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>210425
Rolling to save face. I swing the chainsaw at my face, hoping to catch the bird from behind.

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>210425

>>210426
The tree shoots up, catching up to the other racers

>>210427
Squirrel gets lost and runs DOWN for a while before turning around again, damn compass

>>210428
The bird is gone, so is some of your face -1 Charisma

>>210429
The super mutant advances at a steady pace

Roll d10 for a quick rest

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>210430

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>210430

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>210430

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>210430
A rest will heal my gaping face wound. Might not be so attractive to the ladies back at Mike's Drinkhole.

>>210432
The tree is tired, it must recover it's clorophyl

>>210433
Super mutant feels refreshed, ready to continue the climb

>>210434
the squirrel re-gains lost ground

>>210435
Your face heals up, no more bleeding and you get 2 more points in coolnes from the face scar

Race so far:
1.Super Mutant
2.Tree
3.Lumberjack
4.Squirrel

Roll D10 for advancement

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>210437

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>210437
I dig my chainsaw into the bark and use it to pull myself upwards at speed. It's a technique we learn in Advanced Lumberjack school.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>210437

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>210437

>>210438
The tree regains it's power, it starts growing again

>>210440
It works, as you rapidly ascend at the cost of bark stablility

>>210441
the squirrel is tired and only climbs slowly

>>210442
super mutant climbs more, being super

SUDDENLY BEES AND HONEY
Roll d100 twice to fight the BEES and the STICKY HONEY

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>210444
Hah! Honey can't stand against the might of tree sap!

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>210444
EAT HONEY! SLAUGHTER BEEEES!

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>210444
Eat honey. Dont disturb bees

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>210444
I tweak the air/fuel balance of the chainsaw engine and use the thick oily exhaust to calm the bees, and I eat their honey for sustenance.

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>210444
Neither can beeeeeeeees

Rolled 6 (1d100)

Sorry, second roll to eat honey.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>210448

Sorry ._.

Rolled 92 (1d100)

Muties cant read

>>210446
>>210450
>69
>96
Spooky tree, man

>>210446
>>210450
The tree sap overpowers the stickyness of the honey, the bees, seeing its surperiority move homes to the tree, Tree gains passive ability BEES

>>210447
The super mutant attempts to continue, but is stuck by the honey, It's thicc skin blocks the stingers, Manny Pardo would be proud

>>210449
The bees get 420'd to submission, but the honey was too much to handle, some spills into the chainsaw machinery and it breaks, no more free lifts

>>210448
The bees drain half the squirrel's health, darn bees
The sqirrel sprints up the tree but is stuck in the honey

Tree and Lumbejack roll d10 to ascend,
Super Mutant and squrrel roll d100 to escape the honey

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>210460

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>210460
>>210460
The bees begin ramping up honey production, to create a stable honey-based bee economy

Rolled 71 (1d100)

>>210460

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>210460
I throw my primary chainsaw to the ground--it has failed me, I will bury it later with a short ceremony. I withdraw my grandfather's trusty bow saw from my pack, dig it into the tree, and use it to springboard myself upward.

BUUUUUUMMMMPPP!

Connection issue, il finish this later, in about wo hours when im home

I BELIVEI IN YOU!

>>210479
It wasnt you. 4chan crashed

I'll be gone, so somebody should feel free to take over the Lumberjack's role to keep the game moving along. Or let the Lumberjack fall to his death.

HERE I AM, different comp, different id, but lets get this show back on the road

>>210461
The squirrel escapes the grasp of the sweet sticky, loosing only some of it's fur

>>210462
Due to the great beepression the economy collapses

>>210463
The super mutant breaks free of the honey

>>210465
the bow saw flies up, but the jumbejack doesent, he can only climb

Everyone roll d10 for more climbing

Halfway there!

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>210498
The bee government decides that the only way out of the beepression is to explore, aiding the tree in its quest to reach even higher heights

>>210499
The bees grab onto the tree and start to explore the sky, uprooting the tree and ascending slowly while indiana jones theme plays

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>210498
Squirrel leaps!

>>210504
the squirrel leaps! ..in place
oh well, at least it didnt fall

it has a good view on the rising tree though

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>210498
I think lumberjack and mutant fell. :[

>>210502
Roll d10 for last distance to the apple

>>210509
Critical faliure, the squirrel's compass glitched out again, she's goin down! Roll D100 to save yourself

Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>210517

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>210517

>>210519
The bees are running out of beesness, they are starting to fall

Roll again to attempt re-starting the bees

>>210523
well, the compass is better now, not correct but better, the squirrel is facing right and running in circles, re-roll to see if luck will smile on you

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>210530
Hang in there!

>>210531
Rip tree,
it falls down and roots itself where it left off before the bees

The apple is gone now, the bird got it

Anticlimactic end

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>210530

Well that was unfortunate.