You are a worthless blob in a world with eternal night.
Before you can do anything, however, you need a name.
What will you be called?
Highest roll within 2-3 minutes will decide
>>20948
Oh yeah, and dice rolls need to be 2d10
Rolled 98, 20 = 118 (2d100)
>>20948
Bobby
>>20948
Dice+2d10
Cytosol
Roll for Ritcard
>>20968
Whoops, still goin with
Cytosol
Rolled 9, 9 = 18 (2d10)
>>20974
>>20956
>>20962
Welp, your name is now "Cytosol"
You see a strange object in front of you, another blob in the distance, and a mountain in the far distance.
What will you do?
Rolled 3, 1 = 4 (2d10)
>>20989
Launch object at blob and watch it suffer.
>>20989
Eat the box thing infront of you
>>21013
You throw the object, which turned out to be a laptop, at the girl blob.
She takes 10 damage.
What will you do now?
Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d10)
>>21048
Roll towards the blob and recover laptop. Say sorry and suplex her.
>>21070
You quickly check on the laptop to make sure it's okay.
You then scream "I'M VERY SORRY" in your blobish language while suplexing her.
The girl blob takes 35 damage.
She only has 45 HP left
What will you do?
Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d10)
>>21110
You're in too deep! Steal mug her for her bow and attempt to incapacitate her further before she poses greater risk
Rolled 7, 6 = 13 (2d10)
>>21110
Unfortunately because of the biological form of the blob, the act of suplexing the female blob was in actual fact how blobs mate. Ask her name and finish her.
>>21128
You use your special technique [SLICE UPPERCUT] to hopefully cripple her, but alas, it was a critical hit, and she dies.
You went up to Lv 2!
You gained +10 max health
>>21173
I'll extend the timer to 4-5 mins, since it's kinda slow
Anyways, what will you do now?
Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d10)
>>21173
Steal her bow and become the girl slime you always wanted to be.
Rolled 10, 5 = 15 (2d10)
>>21173
Attempt to absorb her body. Otherwisr, checkout that dank ass laptop
>>21196
You're already wearing the bow, but you don't feel any more feminine.
Around you, there is a laptop, a strange statue, and a mountain in the distance.
What will you do?
Rolled 4, 8 = 12 (2d10)
>>21259
Does the laptop have power?
>>21272
The girl has unfortunately disappeared upon her death.
You open up the laptop and power it on
What now?
Rolled 5, 5 = 10 (2d10)
>>21343
World Map!
Rolled 8, 3 = 11 (2d10)
>>21343
Run lostboy.exe
Alternatively, attempt to uproot statue
>>21343
Open lostboy.exe as an admin.
Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d10)
>>21390
>>21379
The computer explodes and you take 15 damage.
(Cont.)
>>21379
>>21419
You then proceed to the statue.
This statue, however, is your SAVE STATE.
If you die, you will come back here, however, this save state only has FIVE uses
>>21445
Oh yeah,
What will you do now?
>>21445
dice+2d10
don't save
head towards the mountain
Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d10)
>>21419
I guess we can only go to the hill from now.
roll
is there any shrapnel left from the computer? we could use a shard as a weapon
Rolled 4, 7 = 11 (2d10)
>>21445
whoops
don't save
head towards the mountain
>>21467
You reach the mountain, but stop at a cliff halfway up it.
There is a pair of binoculars on a stand, the path down towards the foot of the mountain, and the path to the summit.
What now?
>>21509
Keep going
Rolled 2, 4 = 6 (2d10)
>>21509
Take binoculars and summit.
To the peak! Bring the binoculars
>>21536
You take the binoculars and put them into your inventory.
Current Inventory: BINOCULARS
(Cont.)
>>21633
>>21467
You then reach the top of the summit to find...
FINAL BOSS: Lunar God
What will you do?
Current Inventory: BINOCULARS
Rolled 1, 10 = 11 (2d10)
>>21649
tell him he dropped his binoculars and give them to him as a peace offering
Rolled 9, 1 = 10 (2d10)
>>21649
Look through binoculars at the lunar god. That has to do something.
Rolled 9, 5 = 14 (2d10)
>>21698
This, also greet him respectfully
>>21666
You tell the Lunar God about the binoculars.
LUNAR GOD: Huh? I don't remember owning a pair. Are you sure those are mine?
What now?
Current Inventory: BINOCULARS
>>21754
Affirm him that they're his.
Rolled 2, 7 = 9 (2d10)
>>21754
Ask the lunar god about his hobbies.
Rolled 1, 10 = 11 (2d10)
>>21770
>>21782
You tell him that they're his and gives them to him.
LUNAR GOD: Uh, okay, I suppose. I don't really need them, though. I can already see everything in this world through the stars, but thanks anyways, Cytosol
What now?
Rolled 8, 6 = 14 (2d10)
>>21860
Ask him if he's seen any blobs with a bow roaming around in the entire world, and if so, have him tell us where because we have business to settle.. "srsbsns"..
>>21897
LUNAR GOD: Oh, you mean Cytogal? I saw her went to the village of Gooley to the east. She looked pretty beat up.
What now?
>>21971
Whoops forgot image
Rolled 5, 5 = 10 (2d10)
>>21971
Ask him what's on his mind, how's his days are going, and what's he been up to. "So, uh, what's been up dude, how've ya been?"
>>21860
>I can already see everything in this world through the stars
>I saw her went to the village of Gooley to the east. She looked pretty beat up.
>claims to see everything
>didn't mention he saw us kill her
FALSE GOD AND A LIAR!
>>21990
LUNAR GOD: I'm fine, thanks. Nothing really notable has been going on lately. Just been controlling the stars and the meteors, and killing weaker challengers.
What now?
Rolled 8, 5 = 13 (2d10)
>>22067
Ask if he can teach us how to control stars, cause it sounds cool.
>>22067
"Well, don't be a stranger man. You know we can chat it up anytime like usual bro. Anyway, I gotta get to business, see you around sometime?"
>>22081
LUNAR GOD: Haha, sorry man, you're a bit too underleveled for that kind of power. Anyways, don't you have some "srsbsns" to attend to?
What now?
Rolled 10, 9 = 19 (2d10)
>>22157
Ask for his number, and if he can train us to get ready for it anytime soon
Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d10)
>>22157
"You're right, I best be off cause I'm hardcore and my mom ain't here to tell me I can't be anymore.... I miss mom."
Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d10)
>>22157
Run away to Gooley before lunar god thinks about hurting you.
>>22193
LUNAR GOD: Ehhhh, not much of a "mentor" type-of-guy, I'm more of a "final boss" type of guy. That being said, I can give you something useful...
(Cont.)
>>22260
LUNAR GOD:This is the Star Amulet. It'll let you teleport to your save state anytime!
Inventory: STAR AMULET
What now?
Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d10)
>>22289
use STAR AMULET and teleport away from this weirdo
Rolled 5, 10 = 15 (2d10)
Run down to the bottom of the hill/mountain, we didn't go there.
>>22335
You ran down to the bottom of the mountain. Really, there isn't anything here, however:
To the South: Save State
To the East: Town of Gooley
To the West: Boingo Lake
Where to?
Inventory: STAR AMULET
Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d10)
>>22396
>To the West: Boingo Lake
Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d10)
>>22396
South to save state, I heard there might be a statue there.
Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d10)
>>22396
Head to Boingo Lake. We must gather strength before we can confront that Cytogal terror. Check our stats and abilities.
Rolled 9, 8 = 17 (2d10)
>>22396
Gooley
>>22441
You head EAST, to Gooley
A very small town with a single path, there is only three houses, a shop, a well, and a town hall.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET
Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d10)
>>22508
go to the town hall to ask the mayor if he's seen any other blobs
warn him about the lunar god
Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d10)
>>22508
Look for cytogal, prepared to fight if need be.
>>22536
You meet the mayor outside of the town hall and ask him about the blobs and the Lunar God
MAYOR BLOGG: Yes, everyone in town is accounted for. In fact, there was a poor girl who came to our town just a few hours ago. She's living with Spleeny right now. As for the Lunar God, there's not much we can do. He is the ruler of this world, after all.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET
Rolled 2, 4 = 6 (2d10)
>>22664
ask about spleeny, will he be looking for a fight?
Rolled 10, 10 = 20 (2d10)
>>22664
Ask where Spleeny lives.
>>22705
You ask the mayor where Spleeny lives, and he tells you.
MAYOR BLOGGO: Be careful though, Spleeny's a fighter, Lv. 6, he's sort of this town's "sheriff". Just don't make him too angry.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET
>>22809
Whoops, fixed
Rolled 6, 7 = 13 (2d10)
>>22809
Find his house
Wait till he's asleep
Sneak attack
Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d10)
>>22826
Break into the house on the opposite side of the road to Spleeny's and look for items.
we need to train
attack mayor and take hat
Rolled 2, 4 = 6 (2d10)
>>22826
Training montage
>>22874
>already have a bow
>taking the hat
We Hat Fortress now?
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>22882
Seconded, Train to take down Cytogal and her new accomplish fucking down.
Rolled 5, 7 = 12 (2d10)
>>22903
>>22867
You go to Spleeny's house to plan the sneak attack. There's a front door and two windows on each side. No back door.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET
Abilties: STEAL, SUPLEX, SLICE UPPERCUT
Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d10)
>>22942
wait for him to come out and seduce him
Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d10)
>>22942
Spy through the windows
>>22958
You wait for ten minutes and nothing happens.
What a shame, you even adjusted your bow and whispered sweet nothings into his door.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET
Abilties: STEAL, SUPLEX, SLICE UPPERCUT
Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d10)
>>23018
Peak through the windows
>>23018
STEAL the air out of Spleeny's house to force them to come out, and completely ruining any element of surprise you may have had
Rolled 7, 4 = 11 (2d10)
>>23018
smash his window with a rock, go around to the back of the house and wait to see if he comes out
slice uppercut the door
>>23058
Rock successfully thrown. You run to the back of the house.
(Cont.)
>>23145
>>23058
You look to the front and you see both Spleeny and familiar-looking blob.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET
Abilties: STEAL, SUPLEX, SLICE UPPERCUT
>>23167
Fuck that blobs in the pussy.
Rolled 6, 8 = 14 (2d10)
>>23167
SUPLEX SPLEENY
CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP
Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d10)
>>23167
SUPLEX the one that came out first from behind, sneak attack! in the confusion force your way inside
Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d10)
>>23187
Ops.
Rolled 7, 2 = 9 (2d10)
>>23058
STEAL hat, SUPLEX other blob, SLICE UPPERCUT Spleeny
Rolled 3, 8 = 11 (2d10)
>>23167
Rush inside, locking the door behind you, and [Slice Uppercut] Cytogal
Rolled 2, 4 = 6 (2d6)
>>23167
sneak into house and lock door
>>23190
You grab Spleeny and SUPLEX him. He takes 35 damage. The other blob runs back inside.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET
Abilties: STEAL, SUPLEX, SLICE UPPERCUT
Patch 1.1:
>Included current health/total health
>now set as gifs to reduce memory
>>23296
run inside, lock door
Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d6)
>>23359
sorry
Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d6)
>>23296
Run inside, lock door, stunlock cytogal by spamming SUPLEX
>>23335
You tried to STEAL, but Spleeny countered you with SPEAR SWIPE.
SPLEENY: What the hexadecimal is the matter with you?!
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET
Abilties: STEAL, SUPLEX, SLICE UPPERCUT, FLEE
>>23426
Look for a neck on Spleeny, and then STRANGLE him with the star necklace
Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d10)
>>23447
Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d6)
>>23359
reroll
can't beat level six without strategy
Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d10)
Reply "FFFFFF" and SUPLEX Spleeny so he drops his spear. Also, if that works, can a blob split in two? The other half can go after the blob in the room while this one finishes srsbsns with Spleeny.
Rolled 746286124392990593, 454898586184540097 = 1201184710577530690 (2d10000000000000000000000000)
>>23426
Fuck her on the pussy.
>>23509
splitting now might split the HP, might be risky
>>23473
You tried to get close to Spleeny with the STAR AMULET, but it failed!
Spleeny used TRIPLE STAB!
Spleeny's range with his Spear is too great!
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET
Abilties: STEAL, SUPLEX, SLICE UPPERCUT
Rolled 1, 6 = 7 (2d6)
>>23607
use star amulet on spleeny to teloport him to save state
Rolled , = 0 (2d99999999999999999999999999999999999999999)
>>23607
Fuck her on the fucking pussy.
My roll is the longer, acccept.
Rolled , = 0 (2d9999999999999999999999999999999)
>>23677
Ops.
>>23679
Oh geez, now you've done it.
One half is sent back to the SAVE STATE, while the other escaped to the other side of the road.
What now?
NOTE: While split, you CANNOT use any attacking abilities
>>23720
fucker
Rolled 10, 8 = 18 (2d10)
>>23830
take a moment to heal, then the blob at Save State start carefully heading back toward the town, while the other blob half begin searching for precious items
Rolled 10, 8 = 18 (2d10)
>>23830
if we split a bunch of times and grind levels maybe when we reassemble we'll be super high leveled
>>23919
we can't attack while split apparently, but maybe in a later opportunity we can attempt to learn some kind of double team attack while split
>>23944
maybe we can lift
/fit/
>>23877
The left blobbing makes his way back to the town, while the right one goes into the house to try to rest.
I think this is a good place to stop tonight. I'm having fun with this, so do you think I should continue with this tomorrow night?
Y/N?
Rolled 6 (1d20)
>>23991
Y
>>23991
Pinning thread for later, good time to stop.
bumping to keep alive
>>23991
Yes
Night OP
test
WE'RE BACK
The right blobling continues walking into town.
The left enters a home. In the house, there is an empty bottle, a cardboard box, and another blob in the corner.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET
>>34333
Hide under box, other slime heads towards lake.
>>34404
(You gotta roll a 2d10, but I'll allow it since we're slow)
The right blobling turns around and heads for Boingo Lake.
The left tries to hide under the box, but the box is a bit heavy, like there's something in it. The other blob looks at you in confusion.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET
Rolled 7, 3 = 10 (2d10)
>>34527
right blobling: absorb the lake to become massive
left blob: seduce
>>34641
The right blobling reaches Boingo Lake and jumps in to absorb the water. Unfortunately, this is a saltwater lake, and blobs can't drink saltwater. However, you see a dock close to you, and a cave on the other side.
The left seduces the blob, whose name is Euka. Euka is flattered by your kind words.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET
Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d10)
>>34799
Attempt to swim to the other side of the lake, Talk to Euka and get to know them.
>>34824
The right successfully makes it to the other side
Euka tells the left blobling that she came to Gooley five years ago with her brother, Spleeny, because a fearsome slime monster destroyed their home.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET
Rolled 11, 14 = 25 (2d20)
>>34937
Attempt to befriend Euka, enter lakeside cavern
>>34955
The right ventures deep into the cavern. There, he is presented with two paths, an upper and a lower.
Euka decides to become friends with left blobling, then asks what your objective is.
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET
Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d10)
>>35057
Head to the upper cavern, explain to Euka that we came to get stronger to both appease the lunar god, and slay your nemesis, Cytogal, but her brother had taken up arms and swore to be her champion. Then attempt to recruit her on your side, even if it may risk her facing her brother.
>>35105
The right goes up the upper path and finds a slime monster guarding a small chest
The left tells Euka all about the Lunar God, Cytogal, and Spleeny. Euka, unfortunately, decides that she cannot fight her brother. Instead, she'll let left blobling take whatever he needs from her house, and evens heals +30 HP
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET
Rolled 4, 5 = 9 (2d10)
>>35288
Right-360 degree turn the fuck out of there and head to the bottom cavern
Left- Tell Euka that you will be back for her if she'll have you after all is said and done. Check the contents of the box, the holy bottle, and under her hat.
Rolled 6, 10 = 16 (2d10)
>>35288
Right: charge slime monster, slide between its legs at the last moment, swipe the swag
Left: find a cab / jack a car to get to right blobling
>>35438
... after looting Euka's
>>35360
The right nopes away from the monster, goes down the lower path, and finds large cavern with a large cannon. There is also a door on the other side.
The left checks under the hat (nothing but dandruff), obtains the bottle, and opens the box. In the box, there was a rope, and two apples
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLES x2
Rolled 10, 1 = 11 (2d10)
>>35519
Inventory her dandruff, itll be useful later, explore the rest of cannon cavern.
>>35540
The right goes to the other end of the cavern. The only thing over here is a steel, locked door.
The left pockets the dandruff, and exits Euka's house. She wishes left blobling "Good Luck!"
What now?
Inventory: STAR AMULET, BOTTLE, ROPE, APPLES x2, DANDRUFF
Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d10)
>>35732
Right: go through keyhole, see pic related
Left: catch up to right half using star amulet
Rolled 8, 5 = 13 (2d10)
>>35732
attempt to add cannon to our inventory, then leave cavern all together and attempt to explore lake bottom.
>>35964
Ok 4chan thats cool just delete the image I attached
>>35964
The iron door has no keyhole! And it's airtight! Squeezing through this beast is near-impossible
Left teleports back to the save state.
I think I'll stop here for tonight. I hope you guys enjoyed this short session. I'll (hopefully) be back tomorrow night, and maybe more people will join in!
Good night!
>>35978
Oops. Didn't see your post, but I would've gone with yours.
Sorry about that.
>>36087
Night op
>>36106
Is there a new thread or something, or did you get bored
>>41562
No, right now we're still using this thread.
I just got tired, but I'll be back sometime tonight.
Hey guys, it's the OP here.
I was planning on doing another session tonight, but I underestimated how much I would need to study for finals. So, I'm gonna have to go on a bit of a hiatus. I'll be back (hopefully) Thursday night. Maybe with a new thread, if this one dies.
Have a sad Cytosol to tie you over, and thanks for participating so far.
>>44790
Be upset that Ctyogal attempted to steal part of our identity, and as such, you ordain yourself in her crown as a warning for all to see, and to demonstrate our path for vengeance.