You're on an island, In the middle of the sea. What do you intend to do?
>>209167
Stand on the box and look around.
>>209167
Try to swim to the mainland
>>209167
Open the crate.
>>209176
Not to much you can see out there
>>209167
Intend? I intend to smoke weed and fuck bitches.
Let's open the box and get some.
>>209201
What's in the box?
>>209219
WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX?
create anxiety from nothing using only your mind
>>209201
Ask the box for advice.
>>209201
...is that a bottle in the distance
Within the crate, (of which the top is conveniently unsealed) you find three packages, a strange looking device, and what appears to be a dvd case
>>209267
Put your dick in the device
>>209267
See if the device can read what's in the case.
>>209267
Examine the strange device. Don't put our dick in it.
There does not appear to be any opening large enough to insert any anatomy into. Just a long thin hose
>>209332
Blow into the hose
>>209332
Insert hose in pee hole
>>209332
What's in the other packages?
Blowing into the hose seems to produce no result (nor can you actually get any air through)
>>209385
Examine strange device
>>209385
Open the parcels.
>>209385
Examine DVD case.
It has some type of a nozzle at the other end of the hose on a sort of canister, with a valve that turns.
>>209579 Examine the dvd case
Zozzle The. Nozzle
>>209579
Shake the DVD case to see if there's something inside.
It's a self defense instructional video
>>210241
Open 3,packages
>>210241
Put the disc in the dvd player.
>>210241
Masturbate to the person on the cover. Likely the closest thing you'll get to porn for a while.
>>210241
time to learn you some road karate boi