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GROW + TERRAFORM = GROWFORM
Collect points to advance your interests once in the world, but first you have to create your player.
1 - SHROOM - Easy reproduction with great point accessibility and versatility, poor social skills.
2 - HUMAN - Poor reproductive abilities and point accessibility, but intelligent, mobile, and social.
3 - PLANT - Focus on growth and defense, with many possible forms.
4 - FISH - Tentatively confined to water, a prized catch for other species, with access to underwater areas.
5 - BIRD - Excellent social skills, more easily connect to spirits, and can fly.
6 - RAT - Fast and stealthy, awful social skills but can eat just about anything.
7 - STINK IMP - Smell keeps everything away, low intelligence, low strength, high mobility, more easily connect with dark spirits.
8 - TORTOISE - Very slow but great defense from things like poorly depicted storms or spears.
Species with the most votes by the time I finish drawing the world is selected. First response counts for two.
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stink imp quest
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>>20833
Stink Imp Tortoise Hybrid Abomination Quest. BE THE STIMPTORT
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>>20833
Tortoise, combine with bird.
fly my nigga
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>>20833
shroom
fun guys
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>>20833
Tortoise
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>>20954
>>21161
>>21313
You have selected the rare STINK TORTOISE INTER-SUBSPECIES.
The gender question still stands though.
1 - MALE - The female STINK-TORT's only option. Stronger, Can try to choose where eggs are laid.
2 - FEMALE - Bonus to courting male STINK-TORTS. Chooses where eggs are laid.
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>>21450
Male. If we're the female's only option, that means free bitches, and free reign to mate as we please with our superior not-so-limited mating choices. We must secure superior offspring
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>>21497
>>21528
You have selected MALE.
On your INFO-BAR you notice C (Controlled objects), MP (Movement Points), and GP (Grow Points, gained every DAY), as well as an indicator telling you the time of DAY and which DAY you are on.
Your particular inter-subspecies enjoys additional defense from your shell, lower mobility, average intelligence, the ability to contact dark spirits, and your unique SMELL.
You start in a CAVE with just enough WATER to hold an egg of your species until they hatch, and a MYSTERIOUS PLANT.
You should consider finding a mate and exploring.
What will you do?
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>>21996
Call up our dark homie Jaequan, ask him what's been up in his hoid.
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>>21996
Leave the cave and look for a qt to sex
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>>22008
I second this.
Summon a homie.
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>>22008
Summon Homie.
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>>22111
You and your SMELL slowly exit the CAVE to find a FOREST just outside.
>>22008
>>22746
Your E (Evil) Stat is too low to fully summon DARK HOMIE JAEQUAN. He does however grant you a new GUI and a reading on your S (Smell) stat.
C (Characters) and G (Grow Points) remain.
Try constructing TOTEMS and other SITES to help summon DARK HOMIES.
Increase your E (Evil) through actions for access to more abilities.
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>>23311
What is required to construct totems?
Find out what that red bitch is.
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>>23311
Construct a totem in the form of your hot waifu
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>>23389
You spend another FORTH of the DAY building the first segment of a TOTEM out of nearby DIRT, the crude IMAGE on this segment is of a female STINK-TORT posing lewdly.
>>23373
TOTEMS can be made out of anything that will stand, the IMAGES on them are the important part.
The RED BITCH claims he is a bird resting until tomorrow when he'll fly to the top of the MOUNTAIN your CAVE resides at the base of, and that his name is RITZ.
Speaking of names, what is yours?
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>>24128
>female STINK-TORT
Your waifu isn't a female stink-tort
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>>24128
Our name is Putin.
Tortwise Putin.
Ask Ritz if he will contribute to the construction of our totem.
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>>24128
Our Name is SWEATY NUBBINS.
Our waifu is a pin-up model of Serenity, an Fishroom babe with a rockin body because we have exquisite taste for rare and refined women, especially those with tasteful nudes.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>24128
Realize that we and RITZ need to hang out more, since its clear we dont get out a lot. Ask him if he would be willing to hang out with a stinky fella like us, and if not, call him a racist!
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>>24158
>>24225
>>24226
>>24246
Your name is TORTWISE PUTIN, and you've just thought of using the different pages from your favorite PIN-UP SPREAD, featuring SERENITY the FISHROOM, as the IMAGES on your TOTEM. JAEQUAN approves, and hits you up with 3 rightfully earned I (Imagination Points).
You ask FITZ for assistance with the TOTEM, and also for FRIENDSHIP. He offers you his MAKESHIFT NEST for use in the TOTEM when MORNING comes, and says that if you get him some FOOD by then, he'll fly down to DECORATE the TOTEM every once and a while.
You ask if he is keeping his distance because JAEQUAN is vaguely black or because of the SMELL, he says it's because he has no reason to come down, you accuse him of both.
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>>24875
Tell Ritz that we'll find some food if he'll keep an eye on our totem. I bet this guy likes worms. Let's go further into the woods in search of worms, and possibly food for ourselves.
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>>24875
Take a shit in the cave and tell Ritz it's food
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>>24875
Drop a log
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>>25006
>>25226
>>25291
You stink the cave up, but RITZ refuses to come down do to his inherent RACISM and/or SENSE OF SMELL.
You enter the FOREST to encounter a RAT and HIS WIFE'S SON, capable of withstanding your SMELL.
Select a TARGET and roll 2d5 to engage COMBAT.
Use DIALOG to seek ALTERNATIVES.
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Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d5)
>>26361
Eat the rat's wife's son in front of him then eat his tail.
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Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d5)
>>26361
rat tails look like worms so we can trick the bird using one
Slice the little tail off with teeth
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Rolled 2, 1, 3 = 6 (3d3)
>>26467
>>26526
You easily deal with the RAT'S WIFE'S SON with 8 DAMAGE to his 5 HEALTH and loot his TAIL.
The "FATHER" RAT hits you once in the face before escaping, slightly scarring it, he ROLLS for DAMAGE, but it shouldn't be much to worry about with presently unavailable your high D (Defense) and H (Health) as a STINK-TORT.
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>>30758
Celebration montage of your first victory.
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>>30781
You reminisce in the events of the 8 PAGE ADVENTURE that has led to this situation.
You are also pretty sure THE .GIF FUCKED UP SOMEHOW.
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>>31201
Venture forth. Explore the nearest ruins for dank loot and exp.
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>>31225
You prepare for more exploration just as night sets. DARK HOMIE JAEQUAN appreciates all that FAMILIAL SEPARATION you got going on, and hits you up with another E (Evil) point. Your GUI updates with a reading on your H (Health) and D (Defense) Stats used in the RAT CONFLICT. You stash the RAT TAIL in your INVENTORY for later. Is there anything else to do before EXPLORING TO THE LEFT?
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>>33019
Attempt to recruit Ritz to support you in your quest. Examine suspicious figure behind trees.
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>>33019
Make a pit trap by eating dirt
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>>33072
Using the RAT'S TAIL, you recruit FITZ as an ALLY (Marked with a YELLOW POINTER), an ALLY is not directly controllable, but can be told to attempt things or ASSIST at anytime. You also gain the A (ALLIES) Stat. FITZ gives you his MAKESHIFT NEST as he no longer needs it.
The SUSPICIOUS FIGURE in the FOREST is actual a manifestation of the .GIF BASED MEDIUM you reside in's inability to represent gradients terribly smoothly.
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>>33342
Digging a PIT TRAP does not seem feasible at this point in time, based on your current position.
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>>34044
Attempt to strengthen our homie's influence with our newly gained evil point.
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>>34044
Prey to Jaequan asking him to grant you the power of the 9mm
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>>34231
>>34886
Seeing as it's almost MIDNIGHT and there is no NOISE except from inside on of the FOREST'S TREES, you set your eyes back on your DARK HOMIES and TOTEM CONSTRUCTION.
You collect the surrounding resources for possible use in SACRIFICE or CONSTRUCTION, including 1 RAT'S WIFE'S DEAD SON, 1 MAKESHIFT NEST, and 4 BERRIES from your FORMERLY MYSTERIOUS BERRY PLANT.
You are reminded that the E (Evil) Stat is primarily for your own abilities, and that summoning a DARK HOMIE is done through actions such as building TOTEMS and other SITES.
You ask JAEQUAN for THE POWER OF 9MM, he cannot grant it without being fully summoned, but does bless you with PORNOGRAPHIC CARICATURES and 9 PAIRS OF M.
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>>35614
consume berries, examine pornographic characatures, Equip dead rat as a weapon. start travelling on two legs from now on.
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>>35614
Use your evil powers to grow yourself hands, then altar your waifu totem to match the girls in the pornographic caricatures
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>>36355
>>36508
MIDNIGHT has arrived, awarding your first previously mentioned daily G (Grow Point). It is instantly used in union with your E (Evil) and I (Imagination) skills to partially BREAK OUT OF YOUR SHELL, allowing you to stand upright, and GROW HANDS. Your D (Defense) is lowered 4 points to 4, while gaining 1 to I (Imagination) and E (Evil) each.
You consume 2 of your 4 BERRIES for 3 H (Health) each, Equip the RAT'S WIFE'S DEAD SON as a WEAPON, and the MAKESHIFT NEST as a HELMET, gaining you an additional D (Defense) point and 2 S (Smell) points.
Upon examination, the PORNOGRAPHIC CARICATURES do not depict a GIRL.
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>>39500
Jack off to the pornographic caricature anyways. Thats evil, right?
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>>39500
Enter the forest and discover your true self
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>>39500
that is fucking hilarious!
are you still on op?
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>>39695
You get ready to APPRECIATE JAEQUAN'S PORNOGRAPHIC CARICATURE, but he says "man you know getting all up and busy with yo self is not what evil's about." You did not know this, but you take it as solid advice.
>>42479
You enter the ODDLY SMALL AND PSEUDO SYMMETRICAL FOREST and begin to think about who TORTWISE PUTIN really even is. Who is your true self? You figure at the very least it has to do with taking on the world and finding yourself a mate, but there has to be more than that.
>>43598Yes, this is a pretty slow and relaxed quest so far, which is why the 72 hour auto sage timer I heard about concerns me, I'll just make new threads if there is still interest but I don't see a reason for the timer.
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>>44566
Head off to the dungeon already! Ritz doesnt have all evening!
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>>44566
Talk to the blue bird on the other side of the forest
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>>44667
You progress forward to discover a BODY OF WATER, 2 STICKS, and 3 STONES. One of the STICKS appears stuck into the GROUND. RITZ will delay his plans to travel to the MOUNTAIN TOP as long as you can supply him with 1 MEAL, such as RAT TAILS or BERRIES every DAY and NIGHT.
>>44696
The BLUE BIRD's name is FRITZ, he says he was forced down from the MOUNTAIN TOP by a BULLY. He is DEPRESSED and HOMELESS but willing to answer any QUESTIONS.Going to limit the idle animation to increase production speed.
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>>45313
Impale the rat corpse on a stick. Voila, rat on a stick.
Offer to euthanize Fritz by crushing his skull with a rock in exchange for directions to the next loot / secrets of the universe.
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>>45313
Generously donate the bird's nest on your head to homeless Fritz and in exchange he will show you secrets of the forest behind you that only someone with a bird's eye view would know of.
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>>46140
Wouldn't that lower our evil score,though?
I think we can always ask RITZ to show us the secrets of the forest.
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Rolled 39 (1d100)
>>45313
Insult FRITZ'S MOTHER and BULLY him
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>>46192
You're right. I alter my suggestion so that we tell Fritz we'll give him the bird's nest and then after he gives us the secrets we destroy the nest in front of him.
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>>45448
You collect the SHORT STICK and combine it with your RAT'S WIFE'S DEAD SON to create the RAT STICK. You also collect a ROCK and offer FRITZ the release of DEATH, he is tempted but ultimately denies the offer.
>>46140
>>46192
>>46237
You offer the HOMELESS FRITZ the MAKESHIFT NEST on your head, he says even though it smells awful that he will take it. You tell him there's a CATCH, you wanna know everything he knows about the area, he tells you there's a lake with an island on the other side to your LEFT, and a SMALL PSEUDO SYMMETRICAL FOREST containing RATS that have began living in the TRUNK of one of the TREES.
You use your newly crafted RAT STICK to destroy the MAKESHIFT NEST in front of him, losing 1 D (Defense) and gaining 1 E (Evil), he is ready to leave upon realizing he has been tricked.
>>46225
This is before your dish a hard insult to his MOTHER. "Your mom's got her flabs on tabs, and she'll pay for 'em later because she's best friends with the waiters." You rolled a pretty low insult, but FRITZ is rendered SUBMISSIVE due to his low EG (Ego) stat.
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>>46608
Command Fritz to fly across the water and train against the Rats, hoping that he will come back confident and at a higher level from slaughtering all the rats.
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>>46697
The FOREST and RATS are to your RIGHT.
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>>46697
Hopefully that won't bite us later. I vote for this.
Also,see if our homie has any tips,now that he's a little bit stronger.
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>>46797
Command Fritz to fly RIGHT and train against the Rats, hoping that he will come back confident and at a higher level from slaughtering all the rats.
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>>20833
>RAT -
>bad social
wew
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>>46697
>>46863
>>46870
FRITZ at your command flies into the TRUNK where the RATS were. You then discover the entire RAT FAMILY are running amok in your CLEARING.
JAEQUAN is too busy creating ARTISTIC CARICATURES and URBAN ART to notice the event but advises you construct a WOODEN TOTEM portraying a SPREAD OF SERENITY THE FISHROOM PIN-UP MODEL.
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>>47469
Pick up that stone and then attack the rats, intimidating them with the corpse in the stick
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>>47469
Use your bird allies to distract the rats and then skewer them. Stick the stick in the ground until all rats are dead.
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>>47469
Using your new found stature and opposable thumbs squish a rat's brains out in front of the others either underfoot or in your hands, raising evil
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>>47469
Find an even stinkier substance to roll around in until not even the rats can stand your presence.
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>>47469
Take a dump and roll in it. Ask the birds to contribute too.
While the rats are in your home, raid theirs.
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>>47469
Use excessive force to herd the rats into your cave. Once they are trapped, block the entrance with your body until they slowly suffocate due to the prodigious stench.
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>>49681
This
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>>49681
this so much
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>>49681
This
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>>49681
Seconded, channel your inner hitler and gas them all.
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>>49681
This please
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Bump while I finish these:
>>47511
>>47725
>>47761
>>47948
>>49270
>>49681
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>>53444
Awww yeahhhh
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>>47511
>>47725
>>47761
>>47948
>>49270
>>49681
>>49777
>>49853
>>49878
>>49971
>>50009
>>53842
You already have a STONE, and throw it crushing one of the SMALL RATS, raising your E (Evil). You swing your RAT STICK to draw them back into the STINK CAVE.
RITZ grabs the other SMALL RAT and flings him into the STINK CAVE, which you've already SHIT inside of. FRITZ is already raiding the RAT TRUNK.
Once you have herded all the RATS into your STINK CAVE. You and JAEQUAN cast DARK MAGIC on the group of them, merging them into the THREE HEADED RATS-TO-MOUTH. One of it's HEADS dies from the SMELL, while another dies from SUFFOCATION from the FUSION.
Only ONE HEAD remains. Roll 2d6 for CONFLICT or SUGGEST ALTERNATIVES.
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Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d6)
>>54174
Steal whatever smell and evil power the rat has and let it become pure and holy.
Roll for smell thievery
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>>54174
Can we leave it to live out its disgusting existence? That'd be pretty evil.
Get Ritz to wear the skin of the newly slain rat.
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>>54237
You PARTIALLY STEAL the RATS-TO-MOUTH'S EVIL and STINK, gaining 1 POINT of EACH, and JAEQUAN hits you with a point of I (Imagination) for the idea. It's HOLY stat grants it WINGS and it departs.
>>54262
RITZ dons the RAT SKIN from the SMALL RAT leaving behind RAT FLASH.
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>>55223
Spend the imagination to imagine a cooler cave with better porn on the walls.
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>>55223
Put rat flesh on top of totem. Paint the female stink-tort with rat blood,using our newfound imagination.
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>>55223
Construct a shrine to our own evil and stink inside the cave
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>>55223
Go for a swim and pick up that aquatic flower
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>>55294
Imagination is a STAT, not SPENDABLE. You do use some of it to create a CARVING more YOUR STYLE.
>>55419
You place the RAT FLESH onto the TOTEM and trace the SYMBOL in RAT BLOOD, the SACRIFICE summons DARK HOMIE JAEQUAN, THE CRAFTSMAN fully into our world.
>>56270
You have nothing to construct a SHRINE with.
>>56468
This is not an AQUATIC FLOWER. This is a FISH introducing himself as a FRIENDLY MERCHANT.
FRITZ emerges from the RAT TRUNK with LOOT.
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>>56861
trade loot to fish for something sweet
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>>56861
Ask the fish to SHOW US WHAT HE'S GOT.
Try to combine the extra stick with our stick. Double stick a-la ratto.
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>>56861
Ask what fish got
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>>56861
Ask your boy J to give you that nine.
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>>56861
But GFQ, we DO have something construct a shrine with. The trees, we can use the trees, all of them! Carve Jaequan's image into all of the trees using the STONE.
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>>56861
See what Fritz and Shlomo have to say
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>>56861
See the FRIENDLY MERCHANT'S WARES. get the SHARP(?) STICK and the STONES,and see if we can use our IMAGINATION to do something with them. Also,ask FRITZ to bring the LOOT over.
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>>56861
Give our homie a bump, ask foh dat 9mil, take all of dat little blue nigga's loot and than rob the fish with your newly acquired gear.
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>>61631We're in 72 hour auto sage. I'll start a new thread with the next page responding to the new posts when I have time to continue the quest reliably instead of slowly and randomly. (will be tonight or tomorrow).
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