You are a Dork on the streets of L.A. when you come across this... what do?
TRY TO STEAL HIS HAT REEEEEEEEE I HATE KEVINS >>20820
>>20826
you successfully stole his hat.
"Hey, dork! Give me back my hat!"
the other two kevin's approach you and one of them pulls out a pipe to beat you with.
You have only two weapons in your backpack, a ring sword, and a sai.
Which weapon do you pull out to fight with?
>>20843
suck his penis.
>>20872
you start to suck his penis and he beats you with a pipe. So you suck even harder and he orgasms causing him to drop the pipe.
>>20880
since you've already sucked his dick you can't go back on it now
you unsheath your biggest jawbreaker and prepare to hit him with it.
The third kevin pulls out a knife and lunges at you
I tip my fedora to the shuttle kevin, as I personally did blow up that shuttle.
>>20909
the shuttle kevin is the one with the knife
he calls you a dork and stabs you in the eye, you are bleeding
>>20920
Unbleed and shake his hand for his service.
>>20937
you unbleed and thank him for his service
you go home and he calls you a dork on the way back.
you now sit at your house which has a nice tv which you want to turn on
>>20946
I consider the consequences of turning it on, not sure if what I want is necessarily what I need.
>>20987
you consider but don't reach a conclusion.
you go and eat a chocolate bar to help think
>>20879
Can we see your boobs?
>>21020
Threaten think