Jigaboo interactive

dice+1d6
Find light switch and turn on.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>20672
Fuck

Rolled 3 (1d6)

Grab my gat

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>>20684
The lights don't turn on. The electricity is off, but you remove the boards from the windows to let some light inside. You decide it is probably best to not stay here for long, though for now nobody but you is here.

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>20706
Check the couch for weapon/weed.

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>>20746
You find a MAC-10 but you know for a fact that you have just placed your fingerprints on a drug dealers gun, you don't want to later be connected to this weapon so you have no choice but to take it with you and dispose of it in a proper way. Upon inspection you find it has only one round in the magazine. You put the gun in your pants and decide to leave the area.

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>20786
Stroll over to the nearest liquor store.

>>20786
Hungry so I walk to taco bell

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>20786
Hotwire dealer's car and drive to nearest scrapyard

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>20786
go outside and see if there is any po po

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>20814
I stop because there's a person lying in the street

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>>20794
Your mind, crazed with the urge to numb itself walks immediately to the liqour store, which is a short walk as one is on every corner. You are too excited to realize that food stamps can't buy alcohol. You try to make a deal with the clerk to no avail. You angrily leave the store, making a lot of noise without thinking. Suddenly you hear "hold it right there!"

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>20841
I put my hand on my gun and turn around

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>20841
Run back inside the store and shoot the person through the window pane

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>20841
die by cop

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>>20851
The cop yells for you to put your hands up, but this is your last strike and any more felonies and you go to prison for life. You don't want to go back. You make a ballsy choice and pull your newly stolen gun. You fire and instantly kill the cop. You take his gun.

Rolled 1, 2, 3 = 6 (3d6)

>>20841
SO LACE UP YOUR BOOTS A TRUE MOTHERFUCKER GOIN OUT FOR THE LOOT

POP POP POP POP

>>20900
Make out with the gun

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>20900
steal the cop car

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>20900
I run into the nearest alley and notice my diaper is full of poop and need new diapers. I try to kill a mom and baby.

>>20900
>>20914
Junior cop can't quite afford a car, has a moped though.

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>>20914
You steal the cop car and make like a bat out of hell onto the interstate towards your gram mamma house out in the country. You make it all the way out of the city limits by the time the CB radio begins calling all units for a dead officer.

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>20973
I stop car and freak out putting gun to my head and finger on trigger

>>20973
>>20979
Gun's used it's only bullet, ditch the car.

>>20999
He stole the cops gun

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>20973
>>21002
Oh yeah, bash own skull in with gun.

>>20973
Try to ditch the car, maybe drive it into a lake if you can't find a good place to hide it. Get to your granny's house, try to reform to a lifestyle that won't get you sent back to jail, like maybe a farmhand or something.

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>>20979
>>20999
>>21002
You are freaking out, right before you pull the trigger you hear on the CB radio that they have shot and killed the man believed to be responsible for the shooting and are now working to recover the stolen police property which is believed to be in gang control. You decide to make your move to gram mammas house to see if you can destroy the evidence and hide out.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>21053
crash into a car in the driveway and see if there is some drank in gran mammas fridge

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>21053
The cops brother was there and followed me out.

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>>21063
To your luck, gram mamma is out at church so you help yourself to some grape drank before thinking about what the hell to do about the cop car

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>21137
Burn it.

>>21137
use the car as target practice

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>21165
fuck

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>>21165
>>21184
Fuck whitey. Fuck cops. You decide to empty your mag into that dead crackas car. You hit the gas tank and it explodes, the explosion is large enough that gram mammas house begins to burn as well. No! Gram mamma boutta be back from church any time now! Fuck! Black fumes are rising into the sky. This is bad.

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>21215
I need to change my diaper and there's none but a mom and baby staring

>>21215
Shit, man, I guess the average poster and dumb niggers have more in common than we thought

Rolled 3 (1d6)

Go to church and try to find gram mamma.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>21215
The fumes are black and therefore allies to the cause.

I roll to contact them for advice

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>21215
cook some pork chops and collard greens over the fire of the house

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>>21268
Too late, gram mamma has just arrived back from church. She is losing her goddamn mind at what she sees.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>21332
tell her your gonna buy her a new house. wheres the liquor store its time for a robbing spree!

>>21351
what the fuck three 1's in a row

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>>21351
>>21392
She is so angry she decides to beat you to death herself.
In a panic you end up choking gram mamma to death.

>>21332
Damn I'm out of OP is picking a choosing. Hope threads fails.

>>21462
You rolled a negative bro. That means your scenario works out badly.

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>21441
Pour out a forty for grammy and look for sum white wimmin to rape to get over the grief

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>>21523
As gram mammas house burns to the ground you leave in search of white wimminz, you arrive at the strip club 1 mile away.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>2144
Geds sum fug frum white womyn wit Da BBC

>>21560
get a lap dance from sum whit wimminz

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>>21567
You fug dat white wimmin but she wants some money for it. All you have are food stamps. Her pimp shows up to enforce

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>21653
shows them the BBC and say dat u a whit e, and u betta stand to the side for ya masters. blackie

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>21653
put yur gun in his face and rob him of his J E W E L S

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>>21671
The pimp is having none of this, you both engage in a nigga moment. His cane is hard and you have to retreat.

>>21679
The >>21703 is also for you

Rolled 5 (1d6)

all these rolls are ones what the heck?

>>21703
steal his car

>>21775
Im sorry guys. Thats too damn many negatives in a row. Will wait for a positive roll, I feel as if I'd have to kill the nigger off with that many negatives.

>>21805
>Waiting for good rolls

>>21805
>I feel as if I'd have to kill the nigger off

thats the point tho?

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>>21847
>>21829
Rightly so, the negro attempts to steal the pimp's ride, the pimp, who had just beaten the shit out of you sees this and finishes you off quickly. This ends the saga of this particular nigger. What a story, a questionable gun, a dead cop, a stolen cop car, a huge explosion, a dead gram mamma, a white woman that probably has AIDS now and finally the nigger dies himself. Thanks for playing.

>>21937
rip in piece

>>21937
But what about the clerk you tried to buy alcohol with food stamps from?

>>21937
what the FUCK is a negative roll?

Rolled 2 (1d20)

test

>>22303
That didnt work either. The negro is not smart.
>>22405
An odd number produces a negative effect. An even number produces a positive effect. Have you brain aids?