-[SYSTEMS CHECK]-
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-[ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL]-
-[THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING HIGHTOWER SYSTEMS. WE HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR NEW LEASE ON LIFE]-
These are the first things you hear as you awaken from the anesthetic.
-[PLEASE ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS IN ORDER TO HELP US CALIBRATE YOUR NEW SYSTEMS]-
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(WHO ARE YOU?)
Name
Gender
Reason for augmentation
(First five replies will be considered)
>>204094
>Nerith Stone
>Male
>Needed better eyes to be a better shooter
I'm here OP
>>204094
>James Reese
>Male
>Stepped on a landmine
>Lucy Reamer
>Female
>Spine problems, bad. Paralysis-bad
>>204094
>Apisaloma Lotomau
>Male
>Leg has been fractured badly
>>204094
James Smith
Male
Terrorist bombing resulting in complete destruction of the lower body and severe damage to the upper body
>>204117
>>204127
(These two are being combined)
-[USER CONFIRMED: JAMES REESE]-
-[GENDER: MALE]-
-[ACTIVATING POWER TO SPINAL AUGMENTATION]-
-[ACTIVATING POWER TO AMBULATORY UNITS]-
Your name is James Reese. Formerly a lieutenant in the US Army, you faced discharge and a shattered future after a landmine took off your legs and left what was left of you effectively crippled. Things looked bleak before Hightower decided that you'd make a good operative, and offered you cutting edge augmentations in exchange for your service to them. It didn't take much time to figure out that the wheelchair life wasn't for you, and you (Metaphorically) jumped at the chance.
{Dr. Samuelson} - Good to see you're finally awake James! I'm sure you have a lot of questions about your new augments, and about the work you'll be doing, but first things first, we need to get you out of that bed.
(Stand up)
(Continue to lay down)
(Crazy Ivan)
>>204131
TOP KEK
Spine
>>204140
>Stand up
Legs
(SYSTEM ATE MY PICTURE)
>>204140
>(Stand up)
"Nope Running" would've been cool, SU-A
>>204149
>nothing actually listed under what it does
WHAT DO IT DO?
>>204152
Run fast, jump high, increased kick strength, maybe stab people with extendo blades. You know gazelle stuff
>>204150
(CRAZY IVAN IT IS)
Your mind goes back to waking up in the hospital after the mine. God, all you wanted to do right then was run away. Actually that seems like a pretty reasonable thing to do right now (It isn't, but hey you've got PTSD!). You turn on the bed, right yourself and try to run.
(Roll 1d20)
(YOU ASKED FOR THIS)
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>204156
time to fucking die
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>204156
Then I have no regrets
>>204157
You manage a few steps at full tilt, until you realize a bit late that full tilt isn't quite the same as it used to be (Gif related), and with all the grace and poise of a gazelle, fall on your face. The good Doctor comes to help you up, though you're a bit heavier than he can deal with. After a moment, the both of you are sitting on the bed as he explains the features of your new augments. {Dr Samuelson} - The Gazelle ambulatory units allow for speeds up to 30 MPH (YEAH IMPERIAL), a vertical jump of 56 inches, and of course kicking that'll hurt like hell. Your spinal unit I know less about. The guys in R&D just told me that you'd agreed to have it implanted. It looks like it has a couple of ports for connecting limbs or weapons. I'll get back to you on that. In regards to your work, the head of security should be here any minute to brief you.
He finished the last sentence as a rather muscular man with a crew cut walked through the door.
(Posting from work, so it might take a few minutes for replies)
>>204169
RUN ITS A FUCKING NIGGER
>>204170
Getting a better view of him you can see that this guy is huge. And black. And angry. He introduces himself as Dale "Dindu Nuffin" North, and welcomes you to the Hightower teams, explaining that you'll be deployed essentially as part of a PMC, eliminating terror groups, quashing civil unrest, and generally being an all around badass. He also tells you that your deployments start tomorrow, commenting that he likes to see fresh fish in action, as he licks his lips somewhat suggestively. After that he leaves.
(OPTIONS)
(Lunch with Samuelson)
(Follow the HoS)
(Take a nap)
(CRAZY IVAN)
>>204176
>(CRAZY IVAN)
KILL THE NEGRO
WHITE PRIDE
WORLD WIDE
14 88
>>204170
>You can run.
He'd get you. He's a warrior.
>>204177
(Roll 1d20 to catch up)
(Roll another for combat)
(Christ. You guys are something else)
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>204181
>>204176
(Lunch with Samuelson)
Gotta get da cliff notes on our new chrome
>>204170
>>204178
The choice is yours
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>204181
Dabnabit
>>204187
nergo confirmed fucking shrekt
>>204182 (Mild success)
>>204184 (Mild Failure)
You manage to catch up to Dale, images of Hitler and the number 1488 flashing in your mind as you try to goosestep into his face. He isn't having any of that though. Before your face, he changes, his form becoming something from your worst Aryan nightmares as a voice that sounds like it was speaking from hell itself says "BIX NOOD MUFUGGAH" and you find your perfect white body impaled on a giant crab claw; your Aryan blood pooling on the ground. This is the end.
>>204187 (CRITICAL SUCCESS)
Or is it? You raise your prayers to Wotan in your last breaths, and a vision from Valhalla is granted you. It is Adolf, and he is with Rudolf Von Stroheim, who pulls you from the claw and grants you his superior Aryan augmentations to fight the Giga Nigga with.
(Roll 1d20 for machine gun chest)
(Roll 1d20 to try and summon stand)
(Try to apologize)
(CRAZY IVAN)
>>204191
Rolled 13 (1d20)
>>204191
>(Roll 1d20 to try and summon stand)
At last I truly see
>>204191
(Try to apologize)
Damn kill now, mothafucker I ain't no bitch but I gonna be pushed around jus cause swole on my mova
>>204191
stand
You thrust out your mighty pelvis in defiance of Giga Nigga, you bright Aryan locks flowing in a breeze that honestly shouldn't exist indoors, and focus on summoning your stand. You've seen this kinda shit in the Chinese cartoons you like reading, so it must be real. You summon what looks like a ravenous horde of honey badgers. Close enough to a stand you guess. You try to apologize to the Giga Nigga, but you rolled a 7, and that shit ain't enough to fix the problem. Luckily you rolled a 14 after that, so the honey badgers attack him as you pose.
(FIRE CHEST GUN)
(ROAD ROLLER)
(CRAZY IVAN)
>>204199
You are the fool by expressing DC slang terminonolgy, I stated we do not wish to come to blows with him just that we ain't no bitch, but we will whip that ass if need be. Come on Anon this might save your life senpai
Rolled 3 (1d20)
>>204205
>(FIRE CHEST GUN)
SUPERIOR GERMAN ENGINEERING
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>204205
>(CRAZY IVAN)
Well fuck
>>204209
NEED AN ACTION NIGGA!
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>204205
chest gun
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>204213
might try super ninja Ivan
>>204208
>>204209
>>204213
You spray the shit outta him with your chest gun; some of the shots missing because the recoil causes you to thrust your pelvis uncontrollably, but the bulk of the shots hit. Unfortunately, BigRed screwed you by rolling a 2, and the bullets while piercing his flesh, only serve to anger the Giga Nigga! Now that he's been angered, he may transform into a greater form!
WAT DO?
MORE CHEST GUN?
TRY SOME OTHER ANIMU SHIT?
CRAZY IVAN?
Probably gonna choose Crazy Ivan. This is basically Kaballah quest.
>>204212
>Yell at him to square up and catch Dex hands or he a bitch nigga.
Crazy
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>204217
>>204216
Such a shame, this quest had potential
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>204216
time fuck you guys again lol
>>204140
fucking crazy ivan as in the russian submarine tactic to detect NATO ships tailing them in their baffles?
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>204216
Pull out an sniper rifle from your chest and 360° NOSCOPE THAT MOTHER-FUCKER!!!!!
>>204216
>may transform into a greater form
You mean this?
>>204216
>"WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS?"