Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Quest.

>Dragonair
>Boy

>>202159
Ralts
Girl

>>202159
MissingNo.
Glitch

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>>202216
You see a Ralts. You lift your head to see who is there with it, but you don't see anyone. You look on the other side of you, but you don't see anyone there either. "Oh good, you're ok. I was worried there for a second." You look back at the Ralts, feeling a headache start to form. "Did you just talk?" You should feel idiotic for asking such a stupid question, but you can't bring yourself to care at the moment. "um.. y-yes?" The ralts says, taking a step back. Jesus this thing is pathetic. Deciding that staying in the sand isn't doing you any favors, you slowly rise from the ground. The ralts squeaks and takes a few larger steps back, petrified at how tall you are compared to it. "Jesus Christ, you need to calm down." The words escape from your mouth before you realize you are even talking. You never could control that. Made finding a job hard as hell since in every interview you would swear or make some comment about the job. "O-oh, i'm sorry." The ralts mutters, rubbing the back of it's head. You can tell trying to talk to it is going to be a uphill battle you don't feel like fighting, so you give up while you're ahead. "I-if you d-don't mind me asking... what are you?" The ralts mutters out, barely above a whisper.

>What gender are you?
>How old are you?
>Basic description (optional)?

>>202333
Also name. Can't believe i forgot name.

>>202333
>Male
>26
>COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY RIPPED

>>202347
Do you have a name, or are you Anonymous, an unknown being in an unknown world?

>>202333
Mark
Male
16
Tall as hell(6'5"), lanky with a hint of muscle tone, glasses, a slight tan, beginnings of a beard that can't seem to grow past scruff

>>202363 "My name is Mark, and i am a fucking human." I say, ignoring the ralts winch at my cursing.

"A-a human? They are just myths!" Huh, i'm impressed. The ralts actually managed to speak at a normal volume for a full sentence. Oh wait, that it's yelling voice. That's almost adorable. Almost.

"I fucking beg to differ." Damn, the ralts looks like it want's to be anywhere else but here. It looks like two more pokemon approaching. You hope they aren't the Spanish Inquisition.

"I-I'm sorry, i didn't mean to offen-"the ralts is cutoff mid sentence, now on the ground. Behind it, you can see the two pokemon from before. A zubat and a koffing? You may not be a genius, but you can tell that the koffing just knocked the ralts down on it's ass. Why the decided to do that, you don't know. Maybe they thought it was annoying, because you sure as fuck do.

"Hey, what was that for?" Damn, the ralts actually looks cheesed. Why it can only talk like Professor Quirrell is a mystery to you. Totally can't be because you are 5 times it's size.

"What's the matter, can't take a hit?" Damn the bat sounds annoying as fuck. At least the ralts has a decent voice, even if it sounds more genderless than a liberals sexual preferences.

As fun as watching them argue like drug dealers fighting over who gets to sell pot to high schoolers, maybe you should intervene. On second thought, you are a complete jackass, so there is really no reason to start being nice now. Or maybe you could do something else?

>What should you do?

>>202535
Proceed to beat these pokemon who decided to bully the ralts

>>202535
Bully the Zubat and Koffing for bullying Ralts. Psychic types are smart so Ralts will know where the fuck we ended up. plus it's voice it's less annoying.

>>202550
As fun as it is watching them argue and fight, you decide to break this shit up, the old fashioned way. Even though you think the ralts is annoying, it is so pathetically cute it's sickening. Something about these two pokemon grind your gears, so might as well settle this personally.

"The ralts may not be able to take a hit, but can you?" You say right before you grab the koffing and slam it into the ground. It bounces back upwards, only to get a fist in it's crooked face.

You suddenly feel something bite down on your right arm. You look over and you can already feel your eyes starting to twitch.

The fucking zubat just bit you.

The fucking bat just bit you.

The goddamn flying rat probably just gave you a disease.

This flying rat is about to become a stain on the ground.

You slowly reach into your left pocket and pull out a lighter, and flick it on, before lowering it down to the zubats face. This fucker is either going to let you go, or it's going to burn. Either way works for you.

The zubat lets go and tries to fly away, but you quickly pop that little bubble of hope by grabbing onto it's weird tentacle things and swinging it into the ground. It made the same anti-climatic thud that the koffing did, but you aren't complaining. Speaking of the koffing, it's still lying on the ground. Not sure if it's knocked out or can't bring itself to get up.

You feel something tugging on your pants. Looking down, you see the ralts, with tears brimming in it's eyes. "You aren't going to kill them, are you?" The ralts asked in a surprisingly nonchalant voice. Honestly was not what you expected to hear from it, considering the tears.

"Of course i'm not going to kill them." You say, casually stepping on the zubats tail-tentacle things as it tries to fly away again.

But that does bring up a good question. If you aren't going to kill them, why are you still fighting them even though you've already utterly destroyed these weaklings?

>What should you do now?

>>202643
Leave with the ralts and ask where you are.

>>202643
So Ralts, where the hell am I? And why the fuck can I understand pokemon?

Place Ralts on shoulder so we don't lsoe it and it can keep up.

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>>202653
Deciding that these two dipshits aren't worth the effort, i turn and start to walk away. I hear a constant shuffling behind me. I'm pretty sure it's the ralts, considering it's weird baggy pajama pants.

"So ralts, care to tell me where the fuck i am?" I ask the ralts behind me, hoping it's actually behind me and i'm not talking to a plastic bag blowing in the wind.

I hear a stop in the shuffling, before it resumes at a faster pace, probably trying to catch up to me. I shorten my strides into a leisurely stoll so it can catch up to me. "Oh yeah, i forgot you aren't from around here! You are on the beach, near my home town!" The ralt says, slowly becoming glassy eyed.

"What's the town's name?" I ask, almost fearing the answer.

"Treasure town". The ralts says, acting as though it's a perfectly acceptable name for a town.

"What's the name of the beach?" I ask, hoping to stop it from lecturing me about it's town.

"It's just a beach, it's not special enough to warrant a name. Now Treasure Town on the other hand..." Holy shit i opened the Pandora's box of history buffs. This goddamn thing won't stop droning on about the history of this town. It's like someone slipped Kim Jung Un a Viagra and asked him his opinion on North Korea.

"-nd that's nothing compared to Wigglytuff's Guild!" The rats practically scream out at the end, before taking in a breath of air. I decide to try and stop it's torrent of verbal garbage before i drown in it.

"What the fuck is a Wigglytuff Guild?" Jesus why did i ask that.

"The Wigglytuff Guild is only the best adventurers guild in the world! Only the bravest and the strongest can become a part of it. I was going to join, but i.. um." Ralts suddenly stops talking and looks away, embarrassment all over it's face. I didn't realize we had both stopped walking for some time now.

"So why didn't you join?" Damn i'm subtle.

"I-i couldnt. I w-w-wasn't brave enough, a-and i ran away! All because i c-couldn't face my fears!" The ralts says, turning away from me, trying to hide the fact that it's shoulders are shaking.

"Why don't you go back? It's never too late to face your fears." I know that's complete bullshit, but ralts sure as fuck doesn't.

"I c-can't go back! I'll just run away again!" The ralts says, hiccuping slightly. Damn if ralts doesn't have a name, i'm going to start calling it pitiful.

This ralts obviously can't do it alone, and it also needs to boost it's confidence. This may be a good chance to kill to birds with one stone. Besides, i am a stranger in a strange world. Only thing i know here that isn't hostile is ralts.

>What should you do?

>>202807
Go on an adventure with ralts, because why not? Your still stuck in this world.

>>202807
Look I'll train you and you help get my bearings around here cool? What are you afraid of Ralts?

>>202843
Sounds pretty good, and this Wigglytuff Guild sounds like a good enough place to do it.

"Hey ralts, what if i go with you to the guild to keep your sad ass from bailing?"

Ralts is actually so shocked at my suggestion that they stop crying. "W-why would you help me?"

>Why would i help ralts?
>Should i keep doing the long paragraph responses, or should i keep them sorter and to the point?

>>202889
Its up to you really how you decide to do it.

Alright ralts, right now I have no idea where I am. That means I've got jack shit other than what I have on me. Besides your not as annoying as thise other pokemon.

>>202889
Respond how you like boss.

I have no fucking idea where I am or what's going on. You are the first person I met here who's not a jackass, so why not?

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>>202919
Ralts looks at me as though i just told it the holy grail was hidden up Hillary Clinton's snatch. Who knows, it might be.

"A-are you sure? I mean j-joining a guild is a ma-major life decision." Damn, i thought we got past the stuttering. Whatever, just another thing i'm gonna have to try and fix.

"You know what's a major life changing event? Waking up on a fucking beach, with no memory of how you got there, with absolutely no idea how you are speaking to the local inhabitants of a whole different world. The one thing keeping me from having a panic attack is by busying myself with random crap like this Wigglytuff Guild!" I shout out, pacing back and forth on the beach. Ralts looks scared as always, but what else is new.

"So yes ralts, i'm sure." I say.

"O-okay. If you follow me i'll bring you to the guild." Ralts says, starting to shuffle away.

"I got a better idea." I say before grabbing the ralts and putting it on my shoulders, ignoring it's squeaking protest.

"Just point me towards where to go, and i'll walk that way." Slowly ralts points towards a distant hill, where i can see a building on the top of it. Is it even a hill, or a small mountain?

As i'm walking along towards the mountain, i decide to ask ralts a question that has been on my mind for a while.

"Hey ralts, what's your name, and are you a boy or a girl?" I ask, deciding not to beat around the bush.

I can't see ralts face, but i know it's blushing right red. "I-I'm a girl!" Ralts squeaks out, voice slightly cracking. "And my name is..."

>What is Ralts name?
>How long does a thread on this board last? Cause if it's going to disappear soon, i'll just screenshot this and continue this tomorrow on a part 2.

>>203084
Here they last a long time.

>>203084
You've Got days Boss.

Irelia

>>203094
>>203113
>I'll probably continue this tomorrow. It's my first quest i've ever done, so i don't know how well this is going. Any ideas you wanna add to this?

>>203219
Once you have the Mc's character down, add some possible prompts on what the Mc would do. Maybe a world map later. Oh! Also character sheets for MC and companions later.

>>203231
Pretty sure the mc is just going to be based off of the average 4chan poster. Perverted, snarky, a total asshole, has a soft spot for cute stuff, is mildly insane.

Don't think i need a map, since this is based off a video game.

How would a character sheet for this work? You mean say their personalities and the moves they can use?

>>203309
Yeah.

>>203309
Also how the feel about the Mc?

>>203309
just my thoughts, but as far as sheets go,
for the MC you would need stuff like Name, Age, Gender, Personality, and skills.
Pokemon would need Name, Species, Nature, Level, Held Item, and such.
Any stats that would apply to the story greatly should also be taken into consideration.

Ralts huh? Well this'll turn into a lewd quest for sure.

Question is, do we lewd the loli form or the grown Gardevoir form?

>>204002
Is that even a question?
Both

>>204028

Oh my bad, I wasn't thinking straight there apparently.

>>203113
"Irelia? Does the name mean anything?" I ask casually, already focusing on the weird pink building that i am rapidly approaching.

"Actually it does! The name has deep history in this town, dating back to-" Holy shit her parents should've named her Pandora. I swear she has got to be the most patriotic fuck this side of the continent. At least we are finally here.

"Irelia, shut the fuck up. We're here." I say, grabbing hear and putting her on the ground. Carefully. I'm not a total asshole.

Seeing as she is probably going to keep standing there, i should probably try to keep her from freezing up.

"So how do you get into the building?" Good question, considering that the fucking door is a metal gate with no handle.

"Oh that's easy. You stand on the grate and they see what kind of pokemon you are from your footprint, and if you check out they will open the door for you." There are so many fucking holes in that explanation it's not even funny.

"That can't be how it works." Maybe that'll keep her busy.

It is how it works! C-come over here. They need to know how many pokemon are going to be tested as well." Dammit the stuttering is back.

I decide to humor Irelia and take a few steps near the grate with her. She keep walking and steps up onto the grate.

"Pokemon detected! Pokemon detected!" Holy shit whoever is talking sounds like a fucking Toad.

I see Irelia talking to herself, something about being brave. "The footprint is Ralts." I hear the Toad sounding fucker yell to someone else down the grate.

"You may enter!" The gate starts to rise up, before stopping and lowering again. "Someone is with you! Send the stranger up to the grate."

A few seconds go by, with neither of us moving. "I-i think they m-meant you Mark."

"I fucking know. I'm going." I say, already on the grate before i'm done talking.

"Pokemon detected! Pokemon detected! The footprint is... um."

I hear someone yelling at the fucker doing foot inspection. Damn it sounds like a domestic dispute down there.

"Pokemon, please remove the things covering your feet." Damn, i forgot i was wearing boots.

After taking off the boots i step back onto the grate. "Pokemon detected! The footprint is... a uh." And they arguing again. Damn this sounds hilarious.

"This is incredibly embarrassing to ask, but what pokemon are you?" Oh yeah, i forgot humans are apparently just myths here.

"I'm a human."

"A-a what?" Damn his voice is more obnoxious than the two fucks i beat down at the beach.

"A human." I yell back down into the grate.

I can hear them furiously arguing again.

"Ok... human. You can enter." Toad voice says before the gate starts to rise. Slowly.

I turn around and start to put on my boots, before turning to talk to Irelia.

"Come on Mark, lets go down!" Irelia says, practically vibrating on the spot from excitement.

"I'm coming!" I yell back, tying the last boot before standing up and walking into the building with Ralts.

>I wonder what will happen now?

>>204332
You are greeted by the guildmaster Wigglytuff, who talks like Elvis Presly

>>204335
>You are greeted by the guildmaster Wigglytuff, who talks like Elvis Presly

Also dresses like him.

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>>204335
>>204336
I start to walk down the stairs, when suddenly i feel a disturbance in the force. Wait, never mind. I just tripped. Pulling myself off the ground, i look down and i see it.

It.

A fucking wigglytuff that looks like Elvis Presly.

"Heyshfd Fffsfda afdrgth?" Holy shit it sounds like an elderich abomination.

>How should you respond to this travesty?
>I may have to abandon this soon, so go absolutely apeshit.

>>204340
"Fucking what?"

>>204342
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>204344
United States?

>>204340
"Try to articulate, you little shit."

>>204340
The fuck are you and the fuck are you doing?