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You are George.
I will be doing whatever most people agree on doing.
George was walking in a field and a meteor land right in front of him. What do you do?
Current inventory:
phone
wallet
3 sticks of gum
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>>19696
Touch it
Maybe you'll get super powers
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>>19696
Put meteor in wallet
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Put out fire with piss
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>>19707
After touching the meteor, George quickly regrets it as his finger has been painfully burned.
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>>19801
Get a stick and poke it
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PUT OUT BURN WITH PISS
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>>19801
Chew gum
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Piss on the fire to put it out
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>>20063
>>19951
>>19717
Pissing on the meteor successfully puts out the fire. Now that you can get a better look at it, the meteor appears to be made of fucking rocks, what else did you expect nigger?
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Chew gum
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>>20691
>>19989
You chew the gum. Tasting the gum reminds you it is getting close to 5 o clock and you are getting hungry.
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>>20752
take a bite out of the meteor
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>>20752
Sell the meteor for a prostitute on the black market
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>>19805
His "stick" of gum will do the trick!
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>>20789
>>20771
You try to bite the meteor, but it is too hard. You instead lick the sizzling piss.
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>>20919
Tongue stays attached to the meteor, it's scalded off.
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>>20919
Call all your friends so they can see the cool meteor.
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>>20919
Imagine the meteor is a 2d qt and make love to it
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>>21112
George takes out his phone and opens his contacts list. George is an active user on 4chan, so the only contact is his mom.
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>>23744
"hello?"
Hi mom.
"what do you want?"
I was walking through a field and this TOTALLY RAD meteor landed in front of me
"... and?"
It was TOTALLY FUCKING SICK mom.
"see george, this s why you have no friends."
*CLICK*
*DIAL TONE*
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>>23811
call 911 and tell them about this sick meaty ore
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>>23909
George dials 911.
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>>24066
"911, whats your emergency?"
I found a WICKED SICK meteor and i felt the need to tell somebody
"are you hurt in any way? is there a fire?"
nope
i tasted my own piss
not that bad desu
"this line is for emergencies only. if there is no real emergency, i'm gonna have to hang up."
*CLICK*
*DIAL TONE*
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>>24114
redial and ask them if its valuable
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>>24273
OP will continue tomorrow. sweet dreams bb
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>>24114
dial 911 again, tell them a meteor fell and 7 and three quarters people died. Tell them location, hang up and hide, giggling like a sissy.
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>>24650
George calls 911 again.
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>>27568
Say there is a fire.
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>>27568
"911, whats your emergency?" *it's someone different on the phone*
A meteor fell and started a fire, at least 7 and three quarters people died!
"We're sending help now."
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>>27579
Look around for people
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>>27579
>>27588
George hides behind a bush and waits for the people to come.
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>>27600
Threaten the Cops when they come
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Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>19696
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>>27615
seconding
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>>27600
wheres the giggling like a sissy part?
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>>27695
hes got a grin on his face :^)
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>>27615
>>27627
The ambulance and police arrive. A police officer walks towards the meteor to see that nobody is dead, and there is no fire. George jumps out from the bush and threatens to kill the police officer.
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>>27717
The officer quickly pulls out his gun. "Turn around put your hands behind your back and get on your knees!"
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>>27717
"Jk officer"
Run away
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>>27725
Try to suck his dick.
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>>27717
Tackle the cop and grab his gun. Declare yourself the true king of the meteor.
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>>27726
>>27733
George yells, "JUST KIDDING" and tries to run away. The cop quickly tazes him.
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>>27736
within the blink of eye, he quickly touch the cop so both get tazed
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>>27736
meteor has granted immunity to tazers. not.
try crawling away.
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>>27736
Activate your trap card.
table-top the sucker.
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>>27736
Die, become a ghost, possess the police, and live life as a police officer.
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>>27743
George tries his hardest to crawl away, but he can't as he is unconscious. George wakes up handcuffed in the back of a police car.
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>>27753
Beat yourself unconscious.
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>>27753
just one policeman. use handcuffs and strangle him to death
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>>27759
George would like to but there is a separation between the front and back seat.
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>>27755
George scoots over to the door (the only hard object in the car) and slams his head as hard as he can into it until he passes out.
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>>27759
use the metal of the cuffs to break open the window and get out.
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>>27764
The windows are bulletproof. Also, George's arms are behind his back.
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Once in the hospital, Tell it was the police Who beaten you inconcious
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>>27762
Use the power of meteor vision to begin the spirit dance.
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>>27762
search under seat, (basically everywhere around) might find something useful
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>>27768
The policeman had a fear that that may happen. The policeman assumed he would be okay and instead took George to jail.
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>>27784
suicide
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>>27784
Piss the bed and cry.
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>>27784
Use your one phonecall to call 911. Report a meteor has hit the jail.
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>>27784
srs mode
examine room. catalog all objects, observe each
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>>27792
After inspecting the room more closely, George discovers: A bed, with a hole cut into it, a shit-covered toilet, and some writings on the wall in blood.
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>>27801
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Wat's in the bed's hole?
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>>27801
under bed, look there
also, my one phone call.
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>>27820
yes mai lord
proceed to fuck niggers
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>>27815
>>27812
George finds a rusty shiv in the bed's hole. He quickly puts it in his pocket so he isn't caught with it.
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>>27815
>>27791
George yells for someone to give him his phone call.
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>>27844
A police officer walks by and throws a corded phone into George's cell.
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>>27849
Call mom
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>>27849
Open Clover and browse 4chan.
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>>27849
Dial 911, say a meteor hit the jail and prople are dead
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>>27849
cut the cord with the shiv
"Phones not working."
Police comes in, shiv him in throat or lungs so that he doesn't make a sound. Loot his body, put on his clothes, lower hat and ... well look around to see if you can escape un-noticed.
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>>27873
<discreetly> cut cord with shiv
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>>27873
George uses his shiv to cut the cord on the phone.
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>>28145
George calls for the officer.
"Hey! The phone isn't working!"
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>>28148
When the officer arrives, George quickly stab shim the throat.
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After looting his body, George has the following inventory:
Guard uniform
Pistol (10 bullets)
Jail key
Walkie talkie
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Put on the uniform
Then get out of jail ya dingus
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>>28312
seconding
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>>28312
>>28314
George uses the key to unlock the cell. There are two ways he can go, left or right.
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>>28389
Look up George
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>>28611
George looks up at the ceiling. There are some lights, and an airduct. The airduct is too high to reach, though.
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>>28389
Go right but keep looking up as George walks
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>>28645
Use the guards body as a booster to reach the airduct
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>>28688
Even if George could make the body stand up straight, it still wouldnt be tall enough.
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>>28657
George starts walking right, while looking up at the ceiling. George accidentally trips on something and falls, breaking the walkie-talkie in the process.
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>>28704
Seconding Go right but keep looking up as George walks then
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>>28744
Throw the broken walky talky at the nearest airduct
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>>28737
Hide it
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>>28737
Look where you're walking. If you didnt put on the uniform like someone already said then do that. Have your pistol at the ready (safety off) but not drawn.
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>>28798
George quickly runs back to his cell and puts the walkie-talkie into the bed.
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>>28744
>>28810
George continues walking, seeing nothing of interest on the ceiling. He goes around the corner and sees two doors.
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Invest 30 memebucks in pepto bismol.
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>>28844
slowly open the left door of the corridor while peeking inside the room
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>>28892
Its dark, nobody seems to be in there. Although it is very dark, you can see a table.
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>>28932
quickly open the door fully and get in, closing the door behind you.
stay like that for 10-12 seconds.
put your ear against the door and if there's nothing to be heard, then open the door halfway to let light in.
examine the room
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>>28932
Quickly run back to the cell and carve "N JOOS" with the shiv next to the writings on the wall.
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>>29031
George runs into the room and shuts the door. He puts his ear up to the door and hears someone running through the hallway, followed by a door opening. He hears some muffled talking, someone is panicking about something. Then, he hears a door slam shut and someone running down the hallway.
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>>29329
forgot to add in uniform/gun, sorry
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>>29347
open the door and go to the other room
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>>29560
George quickly ran across the hallway and went into the other room. There's a refrigerator and a table in here.
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>>29658
Open the fridge.
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>>29664
George opens the fridge to find: A 2 liter bottle of soda, a bowl of salad, a sandwich, and a lunchbox.
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>>29740
Open the lunchbox.
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>>29749
George takes the lunchbox out of the fridge and opens it. Inside, he finds a sandwich, an apple, and a little baggie.
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>>29803
Snort whatever's in the baggie.
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>>29831
>>29985
George swallows the baggie whole.
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>>31243
George chokes to death on the baggie.
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George snaps out of his crazy dream he had daydreaming near the meteor he just found?
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>>31285
George wakes up in the field, with a nasty bump on his head, next to a rock that he is pretty sure IS NOT a meteor.
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BUT HE WAS ACTUALLY A SPOOKY SKELETON THE WHOLE TIME
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Well, i guess thats not too bad for my first quest. this was fun though, i'd like to do another one soon.
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