You encounter a strange frog
>>1969
I charge at it with a knife
>>1969
I try to cook it. Frog legs are tasty.
>>1986
>>1989
the frog summons a katana and hops wildly toward you screeching gibberish
>>1997
I have already lost all interest.
>Making the frog anything but a shitty pushover
>Not making this a quest about trying to better yourself and failing
>Not involving romance and crushing, soulless office work
>Making more fucking meme threads
>>1969
He commits suicide because >no gf
>>2008
>>2017
the frog drops the katana and falls to the ground
he has felt that feel once more
>>2038
Grab the katana and kill him. Feels are for the weak.
2222 get
>>1969
Shout REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and then curse at normies while shitting yourself.
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