Date a Saiyan girl

>>192820
Applebee's, obviously.

>>192830
Where is Applebee?

>>192830
Nothin says family like getting kicked out of an Applebee's.

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the place seems to be full, what do?

>>192911
Find her a nice and quiet family owned Italian macaroni bistro and order a shit ton of cheap wine.

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>>193017
Those places always make the most money off of wine

We should drink first, then go out to eat. Then we can go drink after we're done eating.

>>193030
This. Also,
>Natural Ice
Glorious.

>>192997
Order for her, Ladies love it when you order for them!

>>193129
Not that Italian place; go to the Olive Garden and get d'em sweet unlimited breadsticks. Bitches love unlimited breadsticks.

>>193180
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kkzs7zH_DY

>>193185
Irrefutable evidence that a family owned Italian macaroni bistro is the best

>>193204
Order the unlimited breadsticks and cheap wine. We're going to impress our lady.

>>193228
>Unlimited Breadsticks Works
If they aren't teleported to a reality marble containing all of the breadsticks that have ever existed and will ever exist, then I'll be sorely disappointed.

>>193228

Order the Zuppa Toscana, that shits divine.

>>193276
Muh Nigga

>>193297
OP is based. It's confirmed.

>>193297
Go get something from the King Cold brand Frieza/Cooler combo.

>>193312
How about some Grape Soda?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mu4UGoeuRqo

>>193344
Ask your date about herself. What does she find attractive in a man? Also, compliment her on how lovely she looks.

>>193297
>>193344
Oh, OP, how you spoile us!

>>193396
Compliment her on her Patrician taste in significant others, then state how much you go wild over strong, confident women who love dicks

>>193435
Let your date eat her fill (we know how much those Saiyans like their food) and then ask her if she has a preferred place to go after this. If she has a place she wants to go (even if it's Disneyland) we must oblige.

>>193442
this.

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>>193442
>>193453
she wants more. Saiyan eat a lot.

>>193485
This is why we have UNLIMITED BREADSTICKS.

Though, if she's hungry for some special "man meat", you could always just take her home now. Wink wink nudge nudge.

>>193492
uhh, how much is this costing us?

>>193492
Remind her she can dip her bread in the pasta sauce.

>>193507
Realize breadsticks are somewhat phallic and pop a boner as she swallows them whole

>>193507
As she shoves the breadsticks down her throat, grab onto her and say in a stuttery nervous voice:
"That's hot! I want to mate with you so much!"

>>193525
Action-> Commit Sudoku

>>193525
>$50,000 for only that much food
I thought this place was a cheap Italian food place! Either inflation has happened massively or they overcharged us.

>>193553
Both these:
>>193529
>>193537

(If the price is not inflated and we are being overcharged, then tell her to wait in the car for a moment while you argue with them and manually calculate out the bill; which is likely around $150 to $200)
I am an extreme cheapo. I can't even let fictional financial injustices go.

>>193564
Actually she ate all the unlimited breadsticks and all the different plates on their menu.

...How can they be unlimited if she ate them all?

>>193580
>eating all of infinity
Jesus christ.

>>193587
Time to take them to court

>>193592
Just another day in the life of a saiyan.

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What movie are they watching?

>>193602
Zootopia 2: Revenge of the Cougars

>>193609
I didn't watch Zootopia so I have no idea what's it like.

>>193601
>>193525
>tfw I'm literally getting a panic attack just imagining having to find a way to pay that off
OP. You've literally hurt me in real life by doing this. Please say Anon is rich as fuck.

Zach Snyder's Tellitubies the Movie

>>193621
Anon isn't rich.

>>193615
It's a good movie, you should watch it.

Then howabout they are watching Wreck-It Ralph 2: Ralph finds out he's a pedo

>>193627
You're a bastard coated bastard with bastard filling.

>>193602
The Animal or Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo

>>193602
They're watching Rocky IV

>>193652
Attempt to mate with her after the movie by saying "I want to mate with you. Will you take me?".

Say it in a meek way, but not too meek. You have to seem polite and not too overconfident.

>>193652
Understand that in Saiyan society, domination is key. Quick, Anon, challenge her to a WWE Ladder Match right there right now.

>>193687
I wonder if she would like some hot coffee with some banana cream pie.

>>193695
This, cut a scathing heel promo on her

>>193700
>>193695
I thought she liked weak men "like us"? Are you sure she'd like us to try and act strong?

Or maybe we'd be so pathetic compared to her while trying to act strong we'd come off as pathetically cute. I dunno, it seems worth a try I guess. Let's do it.

>>193705
Let's do it an lose, so we seem even more weak.

>>193722
On the way home buy a bunch of banana cream pies. Then buy whipped cream and bananas. Allow her to eat the pies out in the car and tell her to come up to your apartment in exactly 10 minutes. Then decorate yourself in whipped cream and bananas. Ask her meekly "I-Is this sexy to you?"

(I'm going for that dominated by a saiyaness route)

I'm sorry but I'm going to sleep.

>>193746
RIP

Welp. I'ma go hang myself now. I can't live with the fact I have to pay off a $50,000 fictional dinner bill. Bye.

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>>193751
actually anon is rich

>>193760
I no longer have the need to kill myself. Thank you, OP.

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Never been to /qst/ before, but somehow I found myself here in the best kind of thread. Your brethren a few boards always appreciate saiyan grils!

>>193798
what board do you hail from, traveler?

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>>193815
Tonight? /co/, and I bring you semi-fresh saiyan art courtesy of the guy who makes Bomango.
If you hadn't already seen it, that is.
What's the traffic like around here? I'd wondered how the newer niche boards were doing but hadn't looked into them much.

>>193824
A lot of spill from /tg/. I can definitely see the influence of a /qst/ board on other ones. I remember seeing a story-driven thread on /pol/, so it's not all bad. The board has a ton of variety which is fantastic, all you have to do is wait for a good /qst/ or make one of your own.

Planet Nemek where else?

>>195079
but Planet Namek is destroyed and it's not like there was much to do on that Planet, it doesn't even have food.

>>193850
Never been on a /qst/ before, here or elsewhere, but I'm a sucker for Saiyan women and will continue to lurk this thread.

>>195093
But your Saiyans. Fine-get the Dragon Balls wish Nemek back and bosst your power levels. That's all Saiyans want to do.
Or take her to a fighting tournament. Saiyans are just geeks. Yeah they are powerful but they are all on the spectrum. You think she wants to see The Revenent then eat at Red Lobster?

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>>195093
Or have a cuck party with Mr.Popo.

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>>195128
Would you wifey up Chi-Chi even though she's not Saiyan?

>>195144
I wonder if saiyans would enjoy Battlebots, or find the destruction too tame and disconnected to be entertaining?
In any case if the saiyans wished back namek for a vacation and there was no food there, they would eat the namekians. Even Guru.

>>195166
>humans
Boring, can't even blow up a mountain without extensive prep-work and chemical explosives. Chi Chi's pretty ideal though, lives in the woods raising your kid while you go off doing whatever and only bitches when you stop in to eat or make another kid?

>>195176
>>195169
This idiot is adorable

>>195168
See? Problem solved.

>>195168
Nah. Saiyans don't into technology. I doubt they even read or write. They cool and all but basically retards.

>>195169
This sums it up well.

>>195193
If Frieza's men hadn't kept manufacturing new scouters for them, they probably would have burned through whatever tech they had in a generation. Didn't they take what tech they do have from the previous occupier of their planet or something?
>I doubt they even read or write
Now I wanna see the dumb saiyan girl pretend she knows how to read, or make a crayon-art thankyou card for having had a fun date.
>draws stick-figure with tits and a tail
>is excitedly proud of her artistic prowess

>>193602
UFC Pay Per View. And laughing at the pathetic roidtards trying to battle.

>>193525
Saiyans don't pay for shit.

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>>195236
well you think their money means anything on Earth?

>>195219
I too would enjoy seeing this.

>>195246
Money? What is this money you speak of? Does it taste good?

>>195219
They don't even need the scouters after a little while.

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>>195271
Only because Vegeta learns to sense power levels while on Earth...somehow.

>>195290
>you can play with my tail
LEWD

>>195347
The Saiyan stomach must super-compress food in order to fit all those plates/bowls/racks of ribs in there.
You think Saiyans shit dark matter like Nibbler?

>>195362
I dont think they shit at all. They use every part of what they eat and turn it into raw power. How many calories does even 1 Kameameha blast burn? Plus the precision flying and hovering? Sheeit.

>>195405
' It's like Thunderdrome in there, only "two men enter, no-one leaves" '

>>195408
Hmmm. Frylock does have some Saiyan like abilities. I know Meatwad said it but still.He's too smart though.

>>195453
>6 ft long tail
otherwise adorable, should be seated closer to make it work with the established length of her tail.
Random thought, but I bet she'd have just as much fun watching a junkyard car-crusher do its job as she would watching a movie.

>>195515
I-i will

>>195515
We only promise not to break her, and only because none of us are that powerful.

Do Saiyans even have romance as a concept in their culture? I'd got the impression that mating was a procreation-only sort of thing, which might explain Goku's inconsistent libido, I mean besides the brain damage.

>>195635
Say auslanders are expected to be naked the first 24 hours of their time on earth as an ancient tradition/law

>>195654
Tell them Earth-law dictates that only the strongest be permitted to walk around nude.
They will actively fight for the honor.

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>>195763

>>195763
HONOR FIGHT OP >>195672

Pull the tail

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wait is this even a quest anymore

>>197774
I'm still hoping for more cute saiyan girl art from OP, so I hope it keeps going

>>195763
Pulling a Saiyan's tail should be the last thing they allow. Therefore, if she will let you pull her tail, she will let you put it inside. Do that.

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>>195157
Fuck off fag. Nobody likes your kind. You and anyone else interested even mildly in that disgusting, degenerate, vile, unsavory fetish needs to be purged by the hottest fires imaginable. I spit at the mere thought of acknowledging you and that fetish exist. You disgust me.

Soooo... Is the OP abandoning this or what?

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>>198956
I kind of do. I'm watching some cartoons.

>>199141
>I kind of do
What? So you are abandoning it?

>>198932
What's that reaction image from?

>>199248
sorry for abandoning the thread, I just don't know what to draw.

>>206744
Whelp there's doing that queen quest with Argyle or something else for a bit till ideas flow. Unless I got you mixed up for someone else.

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>>206768
I was going to make a come back but I have a problem with my tablet again and I can't do nothing right now. The lag is killing any clean lines and it's just upsetting.

>>206795
Dam. Here's hoping that you gear is working soon.

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a vilain appear to ruin your date, what do?

>>206829
Blind him by flashing light of your bald head

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>>206860
SURPASSING IN POWER!

>>206860
Ass kicking.

>>206886
Finish him with wallet crush.

>>206932
Step a side and let the lady have her turn.

>>206932
Tag her in! If she gets fucked up it's fine, they get stronger when they heal so she'll be happy about it.
>inb4 frigga has 10 transformations and starts out at 1% power

>>212485
Fucker will not stop our unlimited bread sticks.

>>212524
>inb4 anon only has breadstick-based attacks Summon baguette-blade!
C'mon thread, get it together! If anon can beat this dimestore doombringer we'll be smashing alien monkeypuss 'til dawn

>>206932
Do it for her