The Succubus Quest

>>192023
Seduce the classic farmer.

Your first target is yourself. Learn to love yourself.

>>192178
Proceed to work in an incredibly sexy and seductive manner, Sticking our ass out when we bend over and what have you.

>>192178
Take over his mind and make him man slave

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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>192385
Did we win him over?

>>192385
Yup, that's a banana in his pocket, get him to till your field right there in the field, ifyouknowwhatimean.

>>192398
penis explodes because he couldn't contain the boner

>>192460
How unreliable. Maybe you should find a girl to seduce instead, since penises are so prone to random explosions!

>>192478
EXPLOSION!

>>192590

Seduce him/her.

>>192590
Sodomize them with their own staff.

It's rude to play tricks on people, and they need to learn.

>>192659
Are you high right now OP?

>>192659
Why resort to violence. Just eat a Snickers and go pleasure yourself. Give yourself a dick and milk your own semen for nourishment.

>>193649
no, just retarded

>>192659
Declare yourself Supreme Blyat of the New Slavs. Seduce NATO and the UN into funding you with billions of currency in order to fund your campaign across Europa.

>>192659
Develop a crush on a paladin, be tsundere, receive lawful hot dickings

>>194694
He's a wizard, not a paladin

>>195088
Sway your hips at him

>>195088
be lewd in his general direction

>>195088

Remove his pants and robe and take him home

>>195088
Suck his dick.

>>195588
UNDRESS

>>195588

Seduce him with your unnatural charm