Victory Quest

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>>1909
Bet with yourself that you can't do 10 push ups.
If you do 10 push ups you win because you exercised and improved yourself.
If you don't then you won the bet.
Repeat that for a few days and see if you grow pecs.

>>1909
play some vidya, you can win there

>>1909
Do you have a computer?

>>1909
create a new board for quests and win the attention of annons

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>>1914
Just one was too much.
>>1923
You don't have enough money for videogames, or enough intelligence to pirate.
>>1928
That is your computer.
>>1952
>tfw not a mod or the admin on your favorite website

>>1960
What interests do we have? What skills?

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>>1971
You like 4chan.
That's it.
You have no skills.

>>1988
What boards do we go to?

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>>2009
All of them.
You only shitpost.

>>2034
[X] Stay inside, furiously masturbating til benis is so raw that we bleed out and die in front of the monitor.

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>>8279
You can't get it up.

>>1960
Pirate some video games the good old fashioned way, by stealing them from a shop