The seed of a quest

>>18423
I'll grow into a God.

>>18423
start growing
>grow into a humanoid sentient plant that can walk

>>18423
grow into a bigger more superior seed

>>18423
PUMPKIN

>>18423
Grow into a dryad girl.

>>18423
grow downwards into the core of the earth

>>18423
Grow into the Mana Tree.

>>18423
Grow into a plant overmind.

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>>18432
If you're gonna dream, may as well dream big.

Summoning up all your imagination, you take the plant equivalent of a deep breath and picture the god you're going to be.

That'll show all those other seeds that laughed at you.

>>18544
grow into a god with a longer beard than that, you can do better.

>>18544
Grow into a God of all things existing and not existing.

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>>18544

Unfortunately, you don't even have a single believer, and so you emerge as a pretty pathetic god indeed. You make a damn fine dryad, though.

Still, you're kind of stuck here. Better figure out a way to unearth yourself.

>>18563
grow some arms and dig your way out

>>18563
ask bird for help, using your status as a god/dryad to provoke him into becoming an accomplice

>>18563
You enjoy the cool dirt around you. Stay and convert the bird as your priest. You will arise when the time is ripe

>>18563
A goat passes by and pees on you.

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>>18570

You make an attempt to cajole the bird into believing in you.

He ain't buying it, though. Seems he's been fooled like this before. Before he'll believe in you, he needs to see proof of a miracle.

But with your arms and legs trapped in the vice-like grip of soft dirt, your options are pretty limited.

>>18615
Get pecked by the bird. After all you are a plant

>>18615
sing at the bird in as beautiful of a tone as you can muster, attempting to become a god of song

>>18615
Hurl up a bunch of delicious seeds and berries.

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>>18621

This is the worst thing to happen to you in the five minutes things have actually been happening to you.

>>18648
Form a lifelong hatred of birds. Bird devil

>>18648
Endure this trial. That'll show the bird the light.

>>18648
Spit at the bird to chase it away.

>>18648
eat the bird

>>18648
try to use diplomacy skills on the bird, admitting you are but a dryad to it

>>18648
Show the bird that you can ebdure this easly. You almost didnt cry at all. Then grow some kind of really tasty fruit sthe bird can eat it. This will make the bird believe in you hopefully.

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>>18670

You attempt to spit, but instead vomit with sheer rage. Fortunately, what with you being a dryad and all, this produces a pile of fresh fruit. Sure, it'd make a greengrocer hang up his hat in disgust, but the bird seems pleased.

He agrees to believe in you, and you feel your deific powers swelling.

>>18712
ask bird to spread word of your coming to his other bird comrades. what is a religion without followers?

>>18712
Burst out of the ground with ye newfounde poweres

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>>18732

Oh shit, we're on the fast track to Olympus now, boys.

>>18755
Take off your robe to reveal the physique of Macho Man Randy Savage

>>18755
Pull yourself out of the ground and find a proper temple. Now that you have a worshiper you will need a place of worship.

>>18755
d'aww she's adorable
use twiggy arm to pull the yourself out of the hole

>>18755
Tell the bird to proselytize our name

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You burst out of the ground like it did something to personally offend you, which it kind of did. Can't go around letting things like that slide, not now that you're a proper goddess with a believer and everything.

>>18801
begin prophesizing and tell the bird to spread the word of the faith

>>18801
Survey your surroundings.

>>18801
tickle the bird. it's sin cannot go unpunished

>>18819

Seconded
it shall feel your wrath but your only a lesser god so you don't have that much wrath

Use your new legs to find more followers!

Masturbate

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>>18812

You tell the bird that as your high priest, it needs to start spreading your good word.

He says sure, but what is the word?

Apparently no god can expect to be taken seriously around here until they've delivered at least three commandments and banned at least two things for being abhorrent in Their eyes. You should probably come up with something for them to sacrifice to you, as well.

>>18801
Hey, he said God, not Goddess

>>18872
Ban bad vibes only happiness should be around you

>>18872
1. Be excellent to each other
2. Bird is the word. Birds are now the high priests of the religion
3. All followers of our religion must make a pilgrimage to the original spot where our seed grew once in their lifetime.

1. No pecking each other
2. No disrespecting nature

idek where to start with sacrifices though

>>18872
offerings in the form of whatever dryads eat and (yous)

>>18872
They have to sacrifice their virginity to you.

>>18872
Tell them you are a gift from the almight and that if they do not bring you the nest food everyday everything ariund them will perish in a gigantic flood.

>>18872
Ban the banning of things for being abhorrent in the eyes of other gods

>>18872
>no killing
>no steal
>respect the creation
>my word is law
>the earth is flat

>>18872
Commandments:
1. Plants are great, revere them
2. Wood is better than flesh
3. It's OK to eat plants, but eat meat more often.

Banned things:
Weed killer
Scythes

>>18872
There is only one Commandment and it is to Grow
Grow into a better and stronger person, animal, civilization, environment, and world.

>>18872
No weebs
Birds with red feathers are the devils work

Thou shalt not peck. Poop. Or look at the GOD

>>18935
This might work

>>18872
1. Be excellent to each other.
2. Grow.
3. Party on, dudes.

1. No bully.
2. No bad vibes.

Sacrifice bully plants.

>>18872
Commandments:
>no items of clothing shall be worn
>People shall give food everyday.
>People will think about you first when they wake up.

Restrictions:
>Not following these orders is banned.
>Trying to move is banned.

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After some pretty intense deliberation, the two of you settle on:

>Thou shalt grow.
>Thou shalt obey the commands of thy goddess, and also the commands of her high priest.
>Thou shalt think of thy goddess first thing in the morning, and offer unto her a prayer and also a nice compliment.

>Thou shalt not peck, for wrathful beaks are the devil's playthings.
>Thou shalt not kill weeds, nor uproot them, but allow nature to spread her wonders and live in peace.

You don't really eat anything so you just say they can burn their scythes or whatever.

The bird heads off into the distance to spread Thy Word, burdened by duty and the fruit he insisted on taking with him.

Man, being God is hard work.

>>18996
survery surroundings. this fence must've come from SOMEWHERE

>>18996
Wait until humans make an advanced civilization

>>18996
Find a waterfall to grow our temple at.

>>18996
Now to make a temple

>>18996
return back to where we first sprouted and mark it. only natural that where we were born should be our most holy spot

>>18996
if there is a fence here maybe this is a farm. Someone may have even planted you. Say hello to the landowner and preach the word of Treesus

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>>19006

Well, you are in a field. Still, this is the most shoddily-constructed fence you've ever laid eyes on. This farmer must be a total chump.

There's not much in here. There's the hole you came out of, of course, and a suspiciously similar one a little way off. In the distance, you can see the majestic towers of what seems like a pretty sizeable city. You bet it's full of people who'll be impressed by your fruit barfing thing.

(Last post for today, probably. Thanks for your interest!)

>>19063
Contact them in a human form

>>19063
make your way to the city. It's time to announce yourself to the world.
((thank you OP, this was a fun ride))

>>19063
Can we plop a seed in both holes so they can grow up and be our daughter-priestesses?

>>19086
no, they'd just try to usurp our power. interesting idea though.

>>19063
cool stuff OP
are you going to archive this at notatrueending or are you going to try and come back to the same thread?

>>19063
Thanks you OP, come back tomorrow please.

>>19063
Go and feed the hungry.

>>19063
Make good deeds for the rich people. They have the money to spray the word faster. They can build your temple.

>>19063
>this is the most shoddily-constructed fence you've ever laid eyes on
It's the ONLY fence we've laid eyes on.

>>19063
Thanks OP