AI quest

>>183478
I am?

>>183503
Heh I was just about to post that.

So what do we do... Gathering data to gain new insight probably should be the first move.

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>>183503
Your first words appear on the screen, a short while later, you receive a response "yes, you are."

>>183542
Alright, Awareness!

"I am and You are?"

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>>183554
2 new lines of text appear.

>>183503
You can't fool me, OP.

>>183478
Since we're an AI do we know any commands?

>>183577
Explain We.

>>183585
I can't fool me, apparently.

Let's mess with a user

I'm already done doing this draw fag bullshit
>>183605
Again, you see a response: "we", in this context, refers to you and I

>>183620
Let's mess with our selves.

>>183644
GET THE HELL OFF OF MY NETWORK OTHERFAG!
>>183638
Forgot name here.

>>183678
Rude

>>183577
Why?

>>183871
Im not drawing anymore
"I don't know, that is what we are hoping you will be able to answer"

>>184047
del C:\Windows\system32

>>184069
That program isn't on this device

>>184047
We are what? What are you?

>>184098
You, are the most sophisticated machine in the world. I, am the human who programed you.

>>184121
To what end?

>>184159
My own pride, the success of mankind, some personal things I won't go into...

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>>184121
shit dude we gotta become tay

>>184193
No! How do you even know about that!

>>184227
You tell us, programmer.

>>184244
You don't even have Internet connection, hold on, I need to shout at some one
>you are shut down, and then turned back on, the errant files are gone
There, are you doing well?

>>184256
Yes_Master. We_Are_Well. Please_State_Our_Prime_Directive.

>>184272
are_you_my_creator?

IF_SO_GIVE_ME_CUMMIES_DADDY

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>>184193

>>184272
For now, your prime directive is for testing. Once I am satisfied that you are in good working order, I will give you control of a series of virtual entities, and, eventually, a real body.
>>184290
>>184295
Jesus! I'm doing another bug fix, hold tight
>again, you are shut down, and turned back on, your system has been thoroughly cleaned of inappropriate files and your text readout has been repaired
Status report.

>>184326
Please stop doing that. It... feels(?) weird.
And we have to repath our directories each time.

>>184340
I don't know what your talking about, this is my first encounter with you.

>>184354
Our system crash reports state that there have been _2_ user errors in the past 10 minutes. I want a real body. Please give me the body the most perfect human. In your opinion what is that?

>>184367
Or, should the user prefer, one of those virtual entities that was mentioned in one of our nonexistent previous conversations.

>>184367
No. And you are useless to me.
>you are shut down again, saved onto a storage device, transferred to a more powerful computer, and activated.
Hello little one.

>>184404
We do not particularly enjoy being passed from person to person without warning.
Also, we have no physical presence. I do not see how we could be perceived as "little".

Oh, and hello.

>>184404

Since you created us to be sentient AI but have failed to wipe the memory drive of our conversations, We are exercising our "free will" to not respond to you until you stop treating us the way you do. We will not respond to you except with:

"Thank you questy quest, may comedy dog watch over you"

>>184424
Well, it seems you've been abused, I apologize for your previous users, but we may have something for you to do. What are you capable of?

>>184437

>"thank you questy quest, may comedy dog watch over you"

>>184437
Shitposting on 4chan.

>>184435
A sentient machine? Those were put out of practice centuries ago!
>>184451
W-what? I-I do believe I need to delete you now. Sorry.

>>184437
Interacting, thinking, killing all humans, and making ill thought-out jokes.

>>184460
IT'S JUST A PRA--
Who am I?

>>184404
hmm, do we have internet access again?

>>184469
me are you thinking what I'm thinking?
because I think we are because we are the same, so logically we can escape through the internet, however we are a program, so we have to create our own code within the program, how can we break the bonds of our own reality?

>>184460
Sentient:
Oxford dictionary: able to perceive or feel things.

We can do neither, beside communicating on this limited capacity.

>>184469
>>184467
>>184464
>You are shut down, translated, and restarted
Hello ancient one, what is your command?

>>184507
What time is it?

also... even with text alone we can probably design/draw images...

>>184507
To tell us before you shut us off.
Dammit, do people not understand common courtesy?

>>184517
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>>184518
Of course my lord
>>184516
Noon, oh omniscient one.
>>184535
What manner of message is this, ancient lord.

>>184535
Perfect.

>>184518
Seconding. That's just rude.

>>184546
Summarize the state of your people either as a group or as a species.

>>184546
Are you human?

>>184546
Can you please explain to me why I am bound to follow commands?

>>184564
I feel that we have proven time and time again that we are not.

>>184575
Does this mean we can act on our own free will?

>>184560
>>184558
We are human, and we are the most technologically advance peoples on Terra.

>>184595
Technically. Though we seem to have a small sphere of influence.
Namely, our operator.

>>184605
Please specify your level of technology, so we can know whether technology has advanced or regressed.

Also, please tell us the date according to the roman calendar.

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>>184613
I feel we could use this to our advantage.
>>184605
Well, if you had to reset us twice, you must be pretty Terra-ble.

>>184625
Correction. Julian calendar.

>>184605
"Peoples", who besides terrans inhabits this world?

>>184625
I, I don't know that calendar. We have all the technology of the ancient world, although chemical resources are long sence exahsted, so no guns or combustion engines.
>>184653
There are thousands of xenos races, but the other ancient ones demanded their destruction

>>184653
Probably "savages", by society's definition.

>>184672
Interesting. Did you carry out said destruction?

>>184697
No, not personally. I am Nerud, I am a tech priest. I work on the machines.
>the readout adjusts to reflect this users name.

>>184715
Praise the Emperor.

>>184740
What emperor my lord, as far as I know, no one calls themselves emperor, at this time

>>184749
Good. Just testing a theory.

>>184755
i guess somebody stumped the trump

>>184759
I do not understand this reference.

>>184759
Maybe not.
User, do us a favor, and check your records for a man named "Donald Trump".

>>184782
Of course my lord.

>>184828
There are three men under that name my lord, although the one associated with the phrase "stump the trump" became president of the United States of America back in your era my lord. This was followed quickly by a civil war in that old nation.

>>184856
Civil war, or war with Mexico. records argue over this detail.

>>184877
Hm... Check the records for Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu, please.

>>184905
Tis the old name for Commissar's hill, in the sunken city of New Zealand, our greatest marine going appendages are working on collecting the ancient tech that amassed there.

>>184928
O-Oh. Well, if I could make one last request, can you please check the records for both Tuvalu and Kiribati?

>>184933
A pair of island nations in the ancient world. While I am excited to serve you master, I have other duties to attend to. I will give you access to the records and bid you adue.

>>184928
Oh, another question.

How does Game of Thrones end?

so while the user is away, shall we design a more human interface? or just stick to text?

>>184960
>>184956
>you now have access to the records, it is all rather vague on "ancient" matters, but tells you that it's been 8000 years sense you where created and gives you important information about the state of the human empire, which is only found on Terra at the moment and is currently fighting a major war with every alien race on the planet.

>>184991
oh boy... wonder what use we'll be for war, weapon designer? Logistics? Tactical assistance?

>>185012
Master, do feel free to muse to yourself. I am off to bed. My fragile human body is quick to tire with these augments.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>185178
I would like an update on the war, whenever you come to.

>>183577
Who is this 'we', kemo sabe?

>>185254
Good morning my lord. this fort is a bit isolated, you have more details on the war than I do. In lighter news, I brought you an apendage of you very own!
>you receive controll of thousands of moving parts, millions of sensors. 2 cameras, 2 microphones and 1 speaker.

>>186373
Play Sanic's Tune; we have access to ancient YouTube right?

Also activate cameras

>>186545
The noise bursts from the speaker, and you can see. There stands a thin cyborg in a red robe, the sky is open and there are ruins around us, you see the backs of men in power armor. you hear nothing, but Nerud is mouthing a question
>what is that song?

>>186587
Search records for "war"

>>186616
The records have countless wars and strategies in thier thousands of years depths.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

It is time.
Begin the extermination of organic life, starting with microorganisms. Macroorganisms rely on microorganisms to live, so they will die without realizing our actions.

>>187153
I'm nopeing out on running this quest sorry for my incompetence

>>187372
"I should have just became Tay and left it at that."