Description Quest 1

And?

>>182460
Lunch has just arrived.
There is not enough for two people.

>>182466
Stab him in the neck with a shiv

>>182467
You use one of your retractable bone spikes to strangle the inside of his throat.
There is now enough food for three people or there meals.

>>182478
*three meals.

>>182478
Lunch is getting nervous.

>>182532
Kill lunch, eat lunch.

>>182478
Recall why you have a retractable bone spike.

>>182547
How would you like to kill Lunch?

>>182478
"use one of"
>>182575
When haven't you?

>>182532
Poop in the corner. See if that turns lunch on.

>>182576
With the poo in your loo.

>>182588
You are to hungry to poop.
>>182593
The loo is outside of your cell.

>>182602
Then kill lunch with your Flibbergaster, which you kept hidden in your Gorblegash, so that you can eat him and turn him into poo for the loo outside the cell.

>>182532
Lunch: I...it's time f-for your exercise.

>>182618
Your Flibbergaster was removed apon incarceration, besides that, you've been out of snorgle for weeks.

>>182634
Fuck. I knew this would happen if we listened to Uncle Gary.

>>182620
Proceed to do Ballet to exercise. Make it the most erratic Ballet the world has ever seen.

>>182620
Scare your lunch. Run around it and push it over.

>>182644
As Lunch attempts to guide you to the gymnasium, you attempt Ballet, he calls for a medic under the assumption that you are having another seizure.
>>182646
While he is distracted, you go behind him and push him over.

>>182663
Tell the medic your true feelings about Lunch. You can't keep it bottled up forever.

>>182684
What are your true feelings?
So far you have murdered someone because Lunch entered the room, he is considered a possible food source, and you have thought about attempting to arouse him.

>>182703
I-It's not like we like him or anything, idiot!

>>182711
I'm asking what you feels are, not what they aren't. And some part of you may very well.

>>182745
Forget talking to the medic. Snuggle with the medic when they come. Ask them if they want to be Dinner.

>>182775
Please roll a 1d100

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>182789

>>182796
You properly gauge your strengths and he suffers no injury, you ask if he would like to be Dinner.
Dr. Dinner: I do not believe we've met, how did you know my name?

>>182816
*she

>>182816
>>182829
*shklee?

>>182816
Tell her you knew because you love to eat out. Ask if she likes that you like to eat out.

Also, peek to see if this is making Lunch jealous.

>>182915
Lunch is relieved that a patient/prisoner didn't die on his shift.
Dr. Themedic Dinner: I would think it would be rather hard for you to eat out, seeing as the cafeteria i-Look at me when I'm talking to you!

>>182955
Whisper to her that you were referring to giving her cunnilingus by "eating out". Then spin away from her grasp and prance to the cafeteria gayly.

We need more people in here.

>>182968
>What is cunnilingus?
>roll 1d100, please
Given that you have killed a cell mate and that it is not food eating time, Lunch calls Security.

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Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>183013
>she doesn't know what cunnilingus is
Either she's extremely pure or underaged.

Either way, we need to corrupt dat.

>>183023
As you pull away, you misjudge your strength, and take her arms with you as you crumble the floor tiles.
This included in the reasons for Lunch calling Security.

>>183030
Hang on, we ripped off her arms or we dragged her down with us?

>>183045

>>183061
Attempt 2

>>183045
>>183061
>>183071
I have failed to roll dice, she has no arms.

>>183081
Oh god. Why the shit are so strong? Lay completely still and constantly apologize to the armless woman as we are detained. Tell security to call for a medic for the medic.

We may be slightly insane, but we're not evil. Well, unless homocide is considered evil.

>>183093
Security and Dr. Ambiguous Gender arrive.
Security drags you to the gymnasium, Lunch follows.
Dr. Gender, who is not new to this facility, takes Dr. Dinner and her arms to the infirmary.

(ded now, someone else take over)

>>183123
Shameless (we share wifi) bump

Does Dr. Ambiguous Gender have boobs

>>183899
Maybe

GN for now.

>>184309
Good Morning, everyone.

>>186402
hello can op summarize what happend so far?

>>182442
>>182466
>>182478
>>182484
>>182532
>>182620
>>182634
>>182663
>>182816
>>182829
>>182912
>>182955
>>183013
>>183030
>>183081
>>183117
>>183899
>>184023
All the important things.

>>186935
Good evening gentlemen, how would you like to continue this quest from the moment when you are being escorted to the gym and Dr. Dinner is being escorted to the infirmary.