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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 22 2017-08-22 05:34:34 Post No. 1797987
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Vampire Hunter adventure thing, part 22 2017-08-22 05:34:34 Post No. 1797987
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OH SHIT NIGGER(s) it's an adventure about killing vampires n shit.
3 vampire hunters, 1 little girl and a robutt, is going to infiltrate a vampire castle to kill the head vampire there for casting a spell than kept the world at perpetual night time.
While on the Vampires' side there's Bob the Vampbeast given the mission to stop these hunters.
Currently, BOB AND HIS CRONIES HAVE JUST MANAGED TO CAPTURE ONE OF THE HUNTERS, Wilda, AND ARE MAKING THEIR ESCAPE BY SURFING ON A BIGASS SHIELD THROUGH A SLIPPERY HALLWAY!
While the Automaton is travelling with two other NPC adventurers in another part of the floor.
Each character needs at least 1 player to be the voices in their head to tell them what to do n' shit.
Just name yourself something with the highlighted title under the character to identify which team you're going with. Example: Regular Hunter Faggot -> Controls Oswell the regular Hunter
Need at least 1 player for each dude, DOESN'T mean each character is limited to 1 player.
The more players each character has, the more rerolls that team gets.
Previous threads:
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https://www.mediafire.com/folder/ici3zlnn9ytyy/ADVENTURES
https://twitter.com/notapaladin
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>>1797987
RIP Wilda.
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>>1797987
Proceed with the getaway
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>>1797992
>>1797995
Indeed, RIP. Let us take a moment to remember the short time she spent with us
>>1797994
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>>1797987
Drink speed potin 5 sips
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>>1797998
We aint gonna kill the beast. Just banish it back to the realm of eldrich beings
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>>1797999
Sorry, but you don't ahve any Potin (also known as billon): a base metal silver-like alloy used in coins. It is typically a mixture of bronze, tin and lead (in varying proportions)
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>>1798002
Nah
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>>1798004
Triple beast screech with brobat and vk behind to boost our speed and stun the pursuers
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>>1798004
I mean speed potion
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>>1798006
We aint got nuffin against eldrich beings. My pa even was friends with one. But you're aiding the hunters so we gotta kick ya out
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>>1798009
whoa shit
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>>1798015
We rezzed master Mark so it's k
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>>1798017
...Wait, what? Are you saying all that fighting earlier to kill him off was all for naught?
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>>1798019
Dunno, but your progress through the castle hasn't been reset. Ya just gotta fight two elders at once instead of just one. If you make it that far
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>>1798018
Moral of the story is that drugs solve everything.
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>>1798023
Well, I'll make sure that he'll stay dead next time, or rather, something worse than just being dead.
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>>1798025
Hitch a ride
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>>1798025
Brew a potion of friction removal and apply it to the shield
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>>1798037
His spirit escaped from hell
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>>1798032
>>1798034
>>1798038
Wilda and Bob Roll 1d100 . If Wilda wins she bites Bob in the face and Bob is unable to brew potion
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Rolled 70 (1d100)
>>1798045
GAAAARH!
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Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>1798045
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>>1798055
How do you like the taste of your own medicine, eh?
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>>1798055
Ah fuck.
Join the Group in chasing Wilda.
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>>1798055
Ouch
Spray blood from bite infront of the hunters to make them slip
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>>1798055
Ask to go to McVampalds later? I want nuggets.
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>>1798058
>>1798059
>>1798060
Hunters and Bob roll 1d10
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1798065
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1798065
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>>1798068
I waaannt power potions and speed potions and some happy meals
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>>1798068
>>1798067
>>1798075
>>1798079
Blood too slippery.
Hunters tripped and fell ontop of eachother
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>>1798083
NooooOOOOO
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1798085
Slide
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>>1798085
...Wait, the hat! I'll try to Hat Trick myself out of these vampires' clutches.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1798085
Slide with the blood
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>>1798085
Nice. Are we close to escape yet guys?
Also peel the beast off face
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>>1798085
Fucker let's go blood skating.
Use the now slick ground to skate up to Wilda.
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>>1798089
>>1798090
>>1798090
>>1798094
AS WILDA WAS ABOUT TO SLIP INTO HER TOP HAT
Jon slips on the blood and launches towards her.
But then he missed and hit her hat instead, foiling her escape.
Then Jon was kicked back into the hunters.
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>>1798108
Whoopsies
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>>1798108
God damn it. Try to use my bite on Bob to throw myself off the skating shield instead. Can't do tricks with a hat without muh hat.
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>>1798108
Grab the hat bro
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>>1798117
I'll be Content with Pulling YOU through the Hat, if that's what you're trying to accomplish.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1798114
>>1798111
The kick sent Jon flying straight onto Horace mid slide
>>1798110
JOSEPH REACHS INTO HIS HAT AND PULLS OUT...nothing.
Joseph doesn't ahve hat magic
>>1798117
Brobat grabs the hat
>>1798115
Wilda will now attempt to launch herself off Bob's face, using her bite as leverage.
Wilda roll 1d10 against gravity
Bob also roll 1d10. Bob's result will be Gravity's bonus against wilda
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1798126
Gravity, noooooo.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1798126
Bob controls gravity?!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1798126
"Guh!"
After I get back up, I'll try wallrunning to catch up. Anyone who wants to hop on can.
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>>1798130
Also Wilda failed to launche herself.
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>>1798126
Blood Skate towards the vamps then. Damn you, Conflicting Actions.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1798132
The wall rolls against Horace
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>>1798134
Well if I'm stuck here, I'm going to try to bite out Bob's vocal cords, so he can't screech anymore.
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>>1798134
Tickle its neck to make it release the bite
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1798167
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1798167
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1798167
"Gosh darn it!"
I'll get a running start and help push along anyone who wants to blood skate again.
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>>1798167
Accidently kick a can at the running vamps when trying to get up
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1798169
>>1798170
Well, good news is Wilda's no longer biting Bob's face.
>>1798176
>>1798180
Let's see what the enviroment says to that course of action
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>>1798182
Ok!
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>>1798182
Now bite the other side of his face, a̸͎͙̼̦͓̫̼̺͎͚͈͚͚̽̄́͑͊̆̂̑̽̄ń̴̨̢̛̻͇͇͈̤͔̤̪̳̞͖̰̓̒́̇̈́́͌͋̔͆̚ḑ̸̠̰̪̽͆͌̒̋̎̕̚̕ ̴̧̛͓͙̓͐̏͑̂̇̓͘͘̚͝m̶̛̛̹̳̀̐̑͋̈͛̔́̃̈͠͝ä̴̢̝͎̳̻̤̪͖͙̦̘̗́̎͒̾̾̒̚̕͝k̴̻͌̍͋̔ȩ̶̘̱̬̳͕̙͉̯͚̩̪̀̀͗̈́̈̈́̀̂ ̵̛̤̙̦̋̓̓̔͑̊̈́̎̔͐̕͠h̴̡͓͚̭̬̻̤̣̞̘̦͒͋̈́̓͘̕i̴̡̨̛̛̖͚̯̙̩̬̘̭̰̼̫͗̓̏̿̏̔̇̂́̔̋͠͝ͅm̵̛̛͈͈̃̔͐͋̑̈́ ̵̨̨̝͕̪̫̬͚̺̦̙̙̟͗̓͛̂̈́̾͜s̷̢̛̛͚̱͍̪̻͍̺̬͗̋̔̽͒̊̇͝ͅͅu̶̦̓̍̐̎́͛̊̈́̏̋̾͊ḟ̴̡͙̪͙̳̣̘̮̬͔͈̱͔̪̑̋̍͋͊͜͠f̸̨͈̻̐̆̽ë̶͍͇̻̰̪́̈́͊͑̓̎r̸̛̛̼̖̓̉̎͛̈̏̀̈́̆!̶̱̞͙̥̟͙͒̊̏͊̀̆͛̊̀͠
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>>1798182
Please assist me, my bretheren
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>>1798176
Wall running
>>1798180
>>1798189
>>1798190
"Alright, gotta pull this thing offa him"
"Wait, no! Don't do that. Pull on it and you'll end up ripping off even more of his flesh! Gotta deal with it like a leech, stick a fire into it so it'll let go"
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>>1798196
Hopefully my impersonation of a leech can distract the vampires enough to help Horace rescue my ass. In the meantime, continue biting down upon Bob!
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>>1798196
My newest mixtape should be enough fire: B.O.B
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>>1798196
Gotta go faster. Try lassoing anyone who's blood skating to pull them along like a sling against the vampires.
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>>1798196
comically try to get back up
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1798203
>>1798204
Ah yes....who else's blood skating again?
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>>1798216
Me baby and I have a club to fucking club that one bitch who thinks she can skate better than me!
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>>1798216
While this is going on, see if I can find the power pills that Bob has, and swallow them down if the rescue fails.
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>>1798216
Hell yeah. Put it in my portable gramophone and let er rip
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1798216
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>>1798222
I dont have pills
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1798217
>>1798226
"Hmmmm"
"I dunno, lyrics are kinda wack"
"Beat is okay though"
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>>1798234
Well there's not too much you can do about lyrics when all twenty songs are about not wanting to get molested. Also watch out guys, above you!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1798239
No really, Bob lost the pills sometime around Mark's first death, if not it was during his offscreen bout with depression
>>1798243
>>1798244
"Whaddaya me--OH SHIT WHAT"
very fast hunter tackling at very hihg speeds
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>>1798260
Well at least get back my other mace from Bob, or his helmet. A hat for a hat, I think the saying goes.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1798260
Throw gramophone at horace
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>>1798264
Can't do that while you're in pain from being bitten, Bob.
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>>1798271
...You know what.
Fuck it, I was hoping to save it for the Elder Vampire, but it really calls for it.
Eldritch Horror time.
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>>1798280
Listen to my album pls, it's hot fire
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>>1798286
Well sling Jon forwards Whitebeard, then!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1798280
>Release the rope and sling Jon towards the vampires as I'm knocked back.
>Rolling for throwing bonus.
doing it
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1798279
>>1798275
Whitebeard's ballad of nostalgia puts Wilda to slep
>>1798280
>>1798295
OH SHIT WAIT, DOES IT
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>>1798300
it does
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>>1798300
Throw yourself in between Jon and Whitebeard and take the hit
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>>1798300
Ah yes. The throwing was made by Horace afterall.....so Jon managed to hit Whitebeard and stop his singing! But Horace threw Jon too late, so Wilda still fell asleep.
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>>1798311
Take some coagulated blood and put it in Wildas ears to block sound
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>>1798311
Crap. Someone wake me up, so that I can ẃ̸̪̮͜ȁ̵̼̭̟̑͊͒̌̆̽̆̋̿̉̋͠k̶̡̛͕̯͉̘͈̮̩̝͖̯̪̗͎̀̃̽͑̑́̍͋͋͑̚e̶̛̮̞̊͗̌̎͐͆̇͘ ̸̢̫̮̦̓̍̎͝m̸̡̱͙̗̙̺͍̪͍͈͓̩̫̈́̆͐̊̃͐̉̾͌̃͘ȳ̴̨̡͓̯̣͖͓̼̜͍̈̉̌̓̀̋̓̋̓̑̕͝ ̵̡̦̼̼̰̟̳̪͔͜͠ĭ̶̛͉͉̤̩̻̩̝͑̓͗̽͆͆̈̓̆̍̕͝n̷͚̻̩̜͉͂̀̓͒̆̏̀̓͆́n̸̹̺̫̻̓̆͊͗̎͒̕͝͠ȩ̶̜̫̰̝͕̬̼̬̫̬̯̍͋̽̇͑̄͋͋̐͝ŕ̴̡̞͉̘̪͇͙̥̓̉̈̈́̚͜͝͝ ̷̨̩̘͔̮̘͔͙̇̔̓̿͛̈́̉͂s̵̡̛̻̥̪̖̳͚̃̌̎̒̾̈́͌͆͋̇̃̎̍ȩ̸̡̬̹͎͇͆̔̓́̇̂͐̾̀̎͂̎̊̌͜l̶̛̜̠̥̈́̂̌̀͊̀̚̚͝f̴̰̘̫̦̘̈́̈́ ̷͖̫̬͔͉̖͚̙͇̼͔̻̝͇͂͆̀̔̄́͆̍̒̃̇̑̾ü̴͈͈̠̥͇̻̽̇p̵̥̯̆̇ ̸̞̤̜͔̪̈́̆̊̑͊͝i̶̳̱̠̪̥̠̹̫͂̑͘ͅņ̵̡̝͇͕͍͕̠̯̟̈́̿͗͂̄́̌͆͗̿́́̕͝s̷̢̧̛̜̩̬̞͓̄̌͆͊͊̃̃̚͠͠i̸̯̩͕̮̫̤̭̳̜̐̽́͆̾̄̽̾̆̈̾͘d̴̡́̾͊͌͒́̂͐̈́̒̈͝͝͝ȩ̸̖͉̮̤̭͓͚̞̬͚͕̤̀̑͘͜͜.
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>>1798317
>>1798316
pocketed
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>>1798324
How long is this hallway anyways?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1798324
Rolling to notice this 'molestation' from Bob and wake up.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1798330
"Oh it just ended"
"Look, a window"
"And now we're outside"
"Better flap those wings"
>>1798332
>>1798335
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>>1798349
All grab the shield and fly to the level where the masters are. I'll try too, although my wounds have sapped my strength
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>>1798353
>>1798356
Unfortunately, the Vampires lew away and messed up Horace's connection. Without the altar he couldn't reach Wilda as the vamps took her away
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>>1798362
Almighty damn it. At least now it is certain what will happen to Bob if I do manage to survive whatever he has planned.
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>>1798365
Horace, how about you run back to the outpost and try to support me there. That can help me get out of these trappings and help me fight the vampires.
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>>1798362
Great job guys. Hopefully the masters have found a way to keep this beast safely contained
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>>1798365
I mean, they're flying outside the castle right now. Running on those outside walls are bit dangerous
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>>1798371
Call in an air strike from the clock tower!
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>>1798371
Also, just a question, but where's Broseph in all of this? Wasn't he with us earlier?
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>>1798376
>>1798373
Priest is a bit busy right now, due to Jon's call for an airstrike, he has joined the merchant in throwing random shit at the vampires.
But due to the dark night, they couldn't see that the vampires are riding ona bigass shield.
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>>1798385
Uuuuussssee the torrrrcheeess!
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>>1798385
Well, while they're taking me to their masters, what am I even dreaming about?
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>>1798385
kek
Tell the others about the vampires and the fact they're on a shield.
Run back to the altar to call Wilda.
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>>1798385
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING
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>>1798390
While the great offscreen offensive of Bob vs Vampire Hunters using Anti Air Weaponry happens...offscreen.
Wilda dreams about...stuff
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>>1798395
Oh, hey.
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>>1798403
Are you a split personality that is held within my mind, a metaphorical representation of something that exists outside of this dream, or just a blob-like creature with a eye?
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>>1798403
Sleeping in afk box
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>>1798409
"Shit, she's onto us."
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>>1798418
So the middle option, then.
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>>1798418
Where are the kingslayers when you need em?
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>>1798423
"doot doot do..Oh shit, stepped into the wrong dream"
"excuse us, we'll be leaving now"
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>>1798430
Whatever you do, just don't dream about horses
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>>1798430
What dream were you guys suppose to be in? Also, since it's kinda your job, I saw a guy who is likely a king come out of that eye blob thing and headed in that direction. Do with that infomation whatever you will.
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>>1798436
Now some other stuff is happening
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>>1798442
Hey, isn't that my cousin? At least, he looks like Ä̷̢̹̩̦͖͚̥̫̠͎́̐̊ͤ͋͊ͫ̃͂̊͋'̶̸̨̛̼̤̦̞͕̘͍̪̭̌̂̈͊̆͋͑̊͑̒ͫ̑͑̓͆͘r̷̶̸̢͇̯͉͍̮͔̼̺̝͔̠̥͉͙̫̻͐̉ͧ͛̇̉͂̍̀͊̐͐̚͝ͅọ̻͚͖̖̹͚̗̬̥̟̳̗̫̼̊̋ͦ̔̄͗ͫ̐̂̓̀̕d͇̪̥̼͚͔̮͖̀̉̈́̑̐ͣ̌ͩ̀̕a̧̨̰̞̞̭̮͙̞͎͇͙̯̗̹̪̰̝͋̾̂̍͒̒ͅͅķ̛͖͕̩̟͎̠̠̭̖̯̤̗̊ͤͫ̈́ͣͫͯͧ̕͡x̡͈̟͈̼̝͉̰̫̦̜̩͕̹͕͚̦̗̳́̈̿͑̈̍ͩ̊͆̒͌͗̇́͠ somwhat.
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>>1798448
Actually it's another of Wilda's relatives.....Frank.
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>>1798452
Are you here to help wake me up, or are you just here to visit?
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>>1798463
"Both. If your human compatriots don't save you soon then you're totes screwed"
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>>1798464
I mean, to be honest, they are inconsistent in aid. The one that was most like a 'big bro' to me tried to send adventurers to kill the party, the one without a girlfriend threw us into danger on maybe one or more occasions, and don't get me started on the golem.
Hopefully the religious one is busy trying to find a way to help me, in one way or another.
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>>1798478
"Well, I'm more refering to what's happening to you irl right now"
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"Hmmm, Walter....You think we slapped on enough seals to contain the beast's eldritch powers?"
"dunno, slap on some more to be sure"
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>>1798495
"gasp"
dreams are dead
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>>1798500
Now to figure out how to use this altar and send a call to Wilda.
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>>1798500
Surprise, bitches.
Tear the seals off if possible, and prepare for another fight.
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>>1798507
Tearing seals off....can't tear seals off
>>1798504
connecting....
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>>1798516
...Fuck. Guess the only way to get rid of these seals is through divine intervention or a outside force. Hopefully it'll be holy divine intervention, since eldritch intervention wouldn't work.
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>>1798516
Sending a call to Wilda at maximum volume to wake her up. "WIIILDA-CHAAN! WAKE UP FROM YOUR DREAAAM!"
After that I'm going to ask Father Priest for advice on rescuing someone from kidnappings.
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>>1798520
"I'm already awake, too bad I'm trapped by anti-eldritch seals. If you can, can you ask your god to intervene and get rid of them for me? Please?"
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>>1798520
The sudden yelling didn't help.
Wilda's ears are now ringing
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>>1798528
At least that means that I wouldn't be knocked out from that old bloke's ranting. But jesus Horace, that still hurts.
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>>1798525
"Oh. I guess I running all the way here wasn't necessary."
>>1798520
Calling Father Priest. "Hey Father Priest, one of my party members got kidnapped by Bob's party. The ones you were throwing random stuff at earlier. Any ideas on how to rescue her?"
>>1798530
"Sorry! I thought you'd still be sleeping."
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>>1798532
"Storming the place she's held at and busting her out. I mean, that's a given, really"
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>>1798545
What about my suggestion? There's still like a entire floor of vampires and the likes to get through when just storming the place, but a prayer for assistance from those above is quicker and easier.
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>>1798545
"Right. But that's the place holding her with the Vampire Elders like the resurrected Mark and Walter. Plus Bob's party, from what he said."
"Also Wilda said she's being binded by some seals. Could you help me out with that?"
>>1798518
>>1798525
>>1798548
Try Wilda's suggestion and call for Mr. G for help on removing Wilda's bindings.
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>>1798549
"Right, let's ask the Lord for some help.....hmm well now that's new."
To stop Deus Ex Machina from happening, Kaine, the vampire lord of this castle have put up an anti prayer barrier.
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>>1798554
Damn it. Seems like prayers from inside the castle can't be sent outside and vice versa. Maybe try sending the prayer over to me to give me holy strength to break the anti-eldritch seals?
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>>1798560
"Hmmm, this vile magic is stronger than most. Devising a way to bypass it will take some time. Meanwhile, brother Horace, you can try to send some power over to your captured companion."
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Rolled 4 (1d5)
>>1798589
Nice.
By the way, was the effects of the speed potion ever used? It didn't seem like it affected much.
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>>1798594
It gave Horace spinning cartoon legs
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>>1798594
Wilda now have enough strength to break the paper seals covering her.
"Now let us just turn around and discuss something unimportant"
"Yes, and just put our backs to the captured Eldritch Being, surely nothing will go wrong"
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>>1798600
Are my ears still clogged up and ringing? It's worth to know if that's the case before I do my next move.
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>>1798594
>>1798595
>>1798597
Totally.
>>1798600
"Wilda! I've lent you some of the holy strength of our Lord Almighty! Use your newfound holy strength to break these vampiric seals! You canbreak these cuffs!""
>>1798554
"Also I tried calling our God directly, and Kaine, the vampire lord of this castle apparently put up an anti-prayer barrier. Father Priest is working on it in the meantime."
"Broseph and the others are here with me back at the base."
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1798601
Roll for it
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1798604
Hopefully they still are.
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>>1798608
So you want them to be clogged?
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>>1798610
So that Whitebeard and the vampires can't stun me with the screeches and storytelling. That what was preventing me from going eldritch the previous two times.
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>>1798617
In any case, it is time to break these metaphorical cuffs and remove the seals, and go all e̶̡̗̱̼͔͎͛l̴̢̟̫̩̀͋ḑ̶͔͕̯̙̭̤̩̫̮́̈́̉̑̈́̑̕͝͠ͅr̸̡̛̞͔͎̘̤͕͙͓̥̾̑̊͐͒̆̊̀͌͘ï̷̟̬̌̿͗̕͘ţ̶͍̣̣̖͇̺̞̙͖̙̦̓̈̇̈́̈́͘͜c̷̛͉͎͋͒̇́h̷̢̢̛͇̫̻͎̹̑̉̄͜͜ ̶̧̡͉̃͝ͅḩ̸͍̩͚̼͓͖̥̪̼̍̽͜o̵̠̗̻͍͈̝̖̠̣̣̮͕͋r̶̨̧͉̗͙̩͎̗̳̒͋̔̈́͛̉͝r̸͎̖̬̥̝̹̰̳͓̬̬̞̈́̾̔̄̈̕o̷̤̭̫̞̮͗͐̐̍̈́͋̈́̀̈́̈́̚r̴̹̤͈̹̫͈͍̮̹̰̠̬̎̌́̈́̽̔̈́͠ͅͅ on their asses.
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>>1798628
Ŝ̷̺̼͙̜̹̫̬̮͎͌̐̉̍̌̈́̃͠͝ͅḩ̶͓̫̮̤̥̼̠̳̘̠͈͕̐̒̄̔͂̾͆͐́̑̂̓̒̚͝ͅo̷̢̖̝͔͖͇̓̎̾́̿͑̕͠͝ư̶̬͙͖̼̠̯̄̓̋̈́̃ͅl̷̡̢̢̡̛̝̰͕̠̤͉̟̟̏̊̆̎̂̋͗̎̑͐͂͠͝ḑ̴͍̝͕͂n̶͙̐͐̈̾̎́͒̆͘'̷̡̨̙̣̦̥͎̜̮̉͛̆͐̓̎͊̈́̔̏͑̐́t̸̨̢̝̯̳̗͓̗̘̾̾̔̍̒ ̷̧̳̦̬̼̳̘̗̽͛̒̄͐̐͂̆͛̊̌͌h̵̞̣̼͓̳̳͇͖̜͙͊͂͒ͅa̶̛̜̘̪͓̙̮͙̖̾̀̈́̆v̵̱̖̩̯̑̔̋̑̃̈͒͛̏̔̓͌̽͗̚e̵͕̘̝̣̯̙̠̞̮̍̎̓̓͛̆̊̽̑̆͐̕̚ͅ ̵̨̺͖̮͔͍͙͑̽̀̇ẗ̶̙̱̪̘̩͉̹̙̙́ͅư̷̡̟͍̙̪̩̩͉̩̺͚̖̻̆̿̋̀̍̚͜͝r̸͚͉͓̖̳̎̐͌̋͐́̂͛͛̓̿͠n̴͉̩̬̖̟̣̥͈͊ͅe̵̡͔̤̻̬͙̽͒̑̀͠d̴̢͇͈̳͍̃̍̈́͘͜ ̵̛͖͗̐͂̈́̉̓̑͗̈́̔̌̎͝ÿ̷̧̢̡̡̨͔͈̮̮̠̜͔͚̦̾̂͆̀͛̒̕ơ̴̛̝̇̾͊̈́͐̌͗̉̚͘u̸̡̢̧̨̨͕̜̤̹͇͍̰͓̝̖̎̉̐͂̽͝r̸̪̓̄̀ ̵̨̧̧̻̻̗̼͕͕͉̣́̒̄́͒̿̓̒̔̿͒͒͝͝b̴̨̥̣̹͖̘̳̗͇͕̮̜̣̓͛̋͒̈́̈́̊̇̎̕͘ã̸͍̻̻͌̓̋͊̎̎̕̕c̷̡̠̠̘̦̦͇̾̓̎́̏͆͋̚ͅk̴̢̼͍̳̳̘̰̔̓͒̂̃͝͝͝s̶̨̡̨͉̱̝̜̖̪͇̥̭̖̥̗͛̈̓̓̽͐̈́̚͝ ̷̣͍͖͍͔̀̀͊̐͜ợ̶̪͒̿̔͛͛̏̋͝n̴̥͙̠̹̭̳̟͈̳͈̘̓͌̔̎̀̉́̀̀͘͝ͅ ̸̧̭̯͓̯̺͚̗̇̓̈́ȃ̶̰̿̉̋̆́͌͂̍͘͜ ̸̞̬͕̭̩͈͔̭́̈́̽̾̇̈́̇͒͊͊͠l̶̢̯͉̄į̶̰̖̖̳̘͇̗͍͔̺́̆́͒͜ť̸̯͖̺̱̗̯̆̋̈́̈́͊͊̀̄̚͠ẗ̷̨̨̫̖̻̩̱̠̤̙͔̩̘̠́͂͗̕͠͝l̵̗̘̈́͑̽͒͐̒͠ë̸͍͓̎͂͒̒͌̈́̚͝ ̷̛͓͖̥͈̜͓̦̇̀̐̏͗̓̋̑͊͘g̵̦͈̭͍̖̞̜͚̐̀̉́͆̽͛̐î̷̢͓͎̳̈́̎̀̄̎͝ͅr̸͍͇̽̐̆̊͐̽̀̍̔͠l̴̗̇̃̈́̑͂̀̑͝,̶̯̟̺̣̈̈́̉̂͛͘͝ ̵̭̓̒̍̋͑̿̔͌͒̊͝l̴̯̘͙̽̿̋́̎̆̈́̀̈́͗ȩ̸̛̛͖̭̟̠͕͍͛͛͐̎̀̚͝ë̵̛͓̮̟͔͍͖̘͔́̉̎̊̚̚̕͜͠c̵̜̮̫̝̑̔̑͒ḥ̷̫͙͂͌̂̑͝͝è̴͉̉͘s̶̛̳͍̼̝̮̥̮̥̿̎̈́̆̓͑̕͘͝.̶͓̥̉̓̾͑̀͗́́̽̔̀͠
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>>1798639
"Oh hey Joseph. We're back at the outpost while we figure out how to bust Wilda out."
>>1798600
>>1798636
>>1798635
"I managed to pray to her enough strength to break her seals, I think. Right now I'm waiting for Wilda to update us on anything. She's probably going to go into her Final Form soon."
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>>1798636
>>1798635
>>1798639
BEHOLD! THE GREAT TERROR FROM BEYOND
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>>1798645
F̷̣͙̠̝̙̀̓ḛ̸̡̘̪̳̣̰̰̝͉̮͔̈̆̓̂̕͝à̸̳̼͖͍͂̀̒̾̃̔̔͠ͅṛ̵̢̨̧̨̤̦͙̙̝̫̮̗̋̇̐̓̐ ̸̧̰̱̬̦̫̺̑̉̄͛͊̃̌͝m̴̨̨̛͉͕̬̺̻̺̜̦͗̈́̑̐̀̌͊͐̋͝ẹ̶̪̠̯̐̆́̔̒̄̒̂̽̿͊́͝͝͝!̷̛̰͚̜̪́͐̾̆͊̋͋̿̐̚͝͠͝
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>>1798662
B̸̡̨̝͖̱̐̏̽̓͐͌̕̚͝ͅe̵̛͔ḩ̵̳̠͎̤̯̬̝̣͓̟̩͑͂̆̍̆̕͠o̸̢̨̪̝̜̗̗̞͍͉̊͐͌̈͜ľ̶̡̛̺͚̾̓̉̀̐̀̄̾̀̆d̴̨̳̫̗͈̍̐̆́̈́ ̷̧̛̖̺͓̂̈̉̑͐̎̓̏̂̾̈́͆y̷̨̭̣̞͕̖͎̚o̷̗̤̹̺̮͇̎̉̿̇̀̃̋̋̍͜͝ü̴͕̦̱͈̙̗̩̦͎̱͈͎̍͒̿͒̆͌̂̃͘̕̕͜r̷̛̘͖͗͌͐͛͊̈̄̌͝ ̸̻̓̃̆̾s̴̡̡̛͎̻̺̹̘̹̗͉̖̭͙̓̿̽̃̂̇͠ã̶̼̰̭͓̦͚͎͇͇͇͐̆͆͜͝ǹ̵̢̙̜̭̯͕͉̺̼̪̎̾̐͋̌̉̉̕ͅi̸̧̡͓͕̩̤̬͚̩̻̿́͐͒̈́͑̀̇̂̌̄̈́͜t̵͙̺͙͚̱̗̯̣͈̺̊̏̃́̄́͘ͅỳ̴̛̛̪̣̣͚͋͒̀̈̏́ ̴̨̞͉̟̤̯̗̺̳̟͔̞͎͎̐s̷͖͙̞̪̃̓̾̉͗͐̊͗̌̑͂̂̈́̕͝l̵̮̘̟̞̺͎̬͇̤͔̘͔̙̘̰̊͌͊̇ò̴̟̟̪͉̱̖̫̪̺͓́̾̈́͛ͅw̵̖̘̘͐́͂̂̊̐̍̔͗͐̿̾ͅĺ̶̨̹̻̥̥͇̩̪̬̉͒͠ý̵̱͕̬̣̟ ̵̥͈̄̔̓̾̀̃͂́̂̓̍͛̕͠s̶̝͍͓͙̰͔͆͑l̴̨̝͕̮͐̏͗͐į̶̺̓̓͊͋̽͛̏͜p̴̢̡̫̠͙̗͓̟̾̍̄̏̊̈̽̈͛̎̏̕̚͜ ̶̧̢̥̟̦̜̗̤͖͉̜͓̘̏̉a̸̢͙̦̯̰̳̥̥̟̱̤͑͊͜͝w̴͇͋̉̎͑̑̂͑͌̈́̓͗̚͘ạ̶͙͎͖̻͈͚̤͔̭̾̈́͝y̷̢̝̣̗̣̤̳̫̰̩̘̗̎̀͋͜ͅ ̶̛̠͎͉̻̻̀̄̐̀̇͌̌̆͌ḟ̴̧̫͉͈̥̦͚̱̞̌̈́̑̊̽̀̈̐r̴̡̛̜̫̥̰͓̠̘͈̥̱̤͊͂͒͒͌̽̋̐͝ͅȏ̴̹̥̬̻̜̱͖̳͙̓̊̄͜m̶̬͍̊̕ ̶̢̤͖̗̱̰̭͇̩̳̦̣̐͌̊̒̿̊̍̔̊͘̕͠y̶̧͎̟͚̫̙͈͕̗̭͋͂̂͜ͅo̴̢͕̦͎͚̖̜̞͙͇͙͈̽͆̈͂̑̈́͑̕͜͠͝u̸̡̻̹̞͙̝͇̳̽̑͜ȓ̶̨̥̗̭͎̳̱̰͖̌̀̔͘ ̴̟̫͓̳̰̜͈̯̼͙̠͚̩̺͛͂͑͛̆͘̕̚̕͘̕ͅm̶̯̺͓͇͖͑̉̈́̎̐o̶̢̺̗͋̓̑̇̒̆̐̃̐̓̓̉̉͝͝r̴̛̳̾̇̈́̔̀͋̆̌̈́̒̓̈̚t̷̨̧͖̜͙͇̙̙̘̹̎͊͊̌̈́͋̎͆ä̴͙͛̀̌͊̽̔͐̐͂̍l̶̙̦̳̝̗̦͆ ̶̢͇͈͇̫̯͉̥̘̻̳́̀͒̋̒̚͝m̵̪͇̓̑͐͋͂͗͗͊̈́̂͊̃̋͜͝͝i̴͔̯̞͎͗̈͐͑̔̀̑̓͛͝n̷̫̜͕̝͕̤̹̖̰͊͑͌͋̓̔͠ͅͅd̶̛̝̀̍͋̓͋̔̑͠͠!̶̬͓̥̠̭̦̙̀̏̊͐̌̌̊̈̈́̚̚͝
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>>1798671
"oh shit, no, come back, sanity, where you goin"
"oh no, Mark. You're losing your sanity, whatever shall we dooo?"
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>>1798679
O̵̧̼̭̳̫̰͓̼̾̇͒́̄̈́͗͌̿̋̿͋͘͘̚͜ọ̶͎͚̫̏́͐̈́̊͐̔́̌͒̚͝ṏ̴̟̠̻͕̯͉́́͒͑̒͂̌õ̴͓̮̻̞̥̬̊̽ͅȏ̶̧̟̙̺̘̯̑̆̍̊͐̈́̒̆̓̓̕͝͝ͅõ̷̬͉̦̘̠̪̓́̓ͅȍ̵̡͎̯͎̹̩̩͉͎̳̱͔̯̏͒̑̔̍̌̏̚ǫ̴̰̟̖̮̼͕̘͓̺̗̻͔̍̍͘o̵̪̘̜̳̞̥̻͆̉̔̂͛̔̽̄͒͠͝ơ̷͓̠̳̥̥͌̂͘̚͠!̵̢̡̛͈̘̬͎̞̠͇͓̦͌̃̂͋͑̀̈́̕͜~̴̛̥̠̮͚̥̝̃̓̈́͆̈́̑͑͂̑̓̆͝
̵̨̡͕̯̞̹͚̭͇̦̳͝
̸̡͚̥̜̣̠͍̭̪͓̹͙̌̽̈̔̀́̽̋͋̚͜͠͝Ȏ̷̩͔͎͚̞̈͂̈́́͘͝O̸͕̔͑̇̎ͅƠ̷͓͔̘͊̾̾͛́̃̍͆́Ō̷̩̪͖͈̻͚̫̱̫͆̿̊̀͊̈́̇̀͂̕͜ͅO̴̠̣̠͈̾̃͂͑͐̌̓̌͂̊̕͝Ǫ̵̦̈́́͊̀̊̾͒͠Ȏ̴͔̰͈͕͔̻̙͙̤̓͐̾̿̌̿͝͠͝Ó̷̢̹̦̘̤̜̜͍̝̮̃̑̑̊̌̊͋̒͌Ờ̵̥̭͖̼͚̞̳̝̱̱͔͓̐͌͊̌̓̾̂͐̓̎̊Ǫ̶̡̡͈̮̪̦̜̫̫̈́̏̓͋́̌̚̚͝Ọ̸̢̡͇̰̙̯͖̬̭̽͐͂̎̇̂͂̇͐͜O̴͙̱̜͈̹̜͎͓̦͛̈́̔̉̿̈̍̒̊̃̈̾͠Ö̶̯̗̼̈́̈́͆͝ͅƠ̷̢̟̤̗͖̺͉̪͓̙̥͎̥͆̑̃͂̍̈̓̀͜͜Ỏ̶̦͈̤̩̱̝͕͐̇̓̀̆̋̋̀͒̉̓̾̎͜!̸̛̼̦̹͚̟͓̹̍~̵̧̠̞̙̮̝͕͙̟̱̝̊̍̽̾̌
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>>1798681
"oh noooooooo, I can't taaaake it anymmoooooore"
"no maaaark, noooooo"
>>1798683
Yes, you do that
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>>1798691
E̶̢̛̘̦̰͈̹̞̫̞̼̬͔͉͐́͌̆͊͊̏̂͘͜͝͝v̷̛͔͍̼̳̥̮̮̳͌̈́̍̐̈́͊̀̓̈͠ȅ̴̙̘̘͓̈́́̃̾ņ̴̨̡̼̖̘͍͍̻̘̩͔̭͗̄̐̓͑͐́̑ ̷̮̬͙̳͓͖̃͗͗t̸͇̥͉̠̠͙͙̘̯̞̿͌͘͝͝ͅḣ̵̢̠̠̞̙̦̪̙̈́̂̊̒͂̑̿̀̍̋̓̿͝ȇ̷͎̣̻̳̤͚͎̉͌̕͘ ̴͙̤̮̮͎̩̥͓̜̘͋͊̃̒̈́͌͛̉͘͘͜͝d̸̛̠͌͌̃̑e̵͍̫̫͔͙̎̽̆̃̈͂̍́̉̆̕a̴̘͋̋̐́́̊́͜͝d̶̨̨̳̮̬͎͚͚̟̗̦̗̫̽̆͗͐̊̋͌̏́͘͠ ̴̢̧̢̖̩̖̘̦͉̥̰͗̿̈́̑͜͜ț̴̈͊͂̀̍̃́͜͠ḩ̶̛̜͕̝͉̥̞̼͉̭̺̒̈́̂͒͛̀̂̎̚͝a̴̧̧̧̢̖̞̙͓͇̱̮̠͚̥͛̎͂t̸̛̟̗̟̗͇̜̊̇̌͐̏́̑̀̋̋̔̕͝͝ͅ ̵̹̓̓̏̒̽̒̌̔̍̍̊s̵̛̫͖͂̇̉͘̕t̴͈̟̣͗̔̐ị̷̜̒̈́ḻ̶̬̜̓͆̿̓l̸̛̤̩͓̜̼͂͗̾̌͋̍̚ ̶̢̢̞̦̞̤̟̇̄̈́̇͐̀̐̌̊̽͜ͅĺ̶̹̣̬͖̺̫̘̣̑̉͝͝ͅį̵͖̭͇̳͔͓̪̄́͘͝ͅv̵̮̳͊̊̽̈́̉͋̈́̔̏͘e̷̡̗̓̄̈́̋̓͑͊͒̚ș̷̛͎̬̓̌͋̋̉̾̌͒͑͘͝͝ ̸̧̢̩̎͒c̷͇͇͕̘̟͑̉̐̿̍̒̐̓̕͜ä̵̘̗͚͍̘͇̘̟͓͖͈́̏̃̚ñ̵̖̰͗̐̉̚ ̸̧̛̝̪̱̱̺͈͍̹̹̃̍̉̍͒͘͘̚͝n̷͈͈̥͇̻͕̠̘͓̪͂̉̿̈́͗̈́̌̂̀̏͝͝o̴̥͗͛͐̓͛͐͆̿̈́̌̓̂͋t̴̡̙̠̠̯͚̺͈̉̇ ̸̱̝͈̰̭̠̙̳̗͎͎̭̜̋̆̊ͅç̵̼͈̜͖̩̣̘̙̜̟̝͕̩̄̒̉̊͂̈́̔̔̂̽̓͒̀̋͘͜ǒ̸̡̡͔͚̜̖͖̗̫̣̩͚̰̊͛̒̇͝ͅm̶̨̛͙͈̜̙̗̹̯̭͓̗̪̈́͛̓̒̏͒̾̀̉͜͠͝p̵̧̛̼̼̘̦̬͇̤̓̂̀͊͛̌̂͋̽͂̀̎͘͝ͅr̶͙̬̣̺̖̰̳̪̥͍̗̘͆̈́̎ḛ̸̢͕̼̝̝̝̞͙̱̹͗͌̽͗̇̂͐̓ͅͅḧ̸̨̡͕̝̟̇̄͛̽͝͠ḛ̶̡̡̢͙͉̙͔͚͉̯̺̜̒͑̌̃̈͑̈̓́̈̍̐͠ņ̸̧̢̨̦͍͖̠̦̠̠̰̉̑̆̆̎̑̈́̔͒̏̌̈́͗̽ͅd̷̛̬̪̟͈̮̠͈͖̭̺̎̃͑͆́̇̄̾͐̑ ̷̧̩̬̳̣̠̥̖̳̙̰̜̍͂̀m̵̪̹̩͈͕̯̝͚̓͜ỵ̴̤̺̱͗̿̊͛͘ ̷̰̣̭̝͍̥̪͛t̵͉̥̿͐̿̑r̴̛̙͙͈̿̔́̒͐͛͌̌̔̔̈́̓͆ͅų̴̢̛̦͎̥̳̪̱̈́̆͊͂̄̾͜͜͜͠͠ȇ̶̞̝̯̝̥̝̥̰̻͋̓̒͋͘͜͝͝ͅ ̸͎̘̗̳̣͉̩̙͙̈͊͂̆́ͅp̵̢̨̱͖̯̗̦͚̬̙̫̥̭̓͊̒̄̽̽͂̓ǫ̷̯̗̫̜͇̤͓̹͇͕͙̈́̂̒́͌͜ẁ̵̨̪͎̞̜̯͚̝̠͈͉̤̮̯͊̏̀̊̓͜ē̵̢̹͛̓͊́̔̌͗̎̐ř̴̦̖̦̫̠̪̥̐̆̒̽̐!̶̣̘̗͚͇̳̘̿̈́͗͂͆̈́͂
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>>1798699
"ah no, it's too much, I can't resist any looonger, i gotta.....smoke a joint"
"lol"
Oh and I presume the other hunters have all geared up and ready to move ?
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>>1798714
Now with Mark falling back onto those that comfort him, shank him with a tentacle and begin the fight!
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>>1798714
Yepo
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>>1798728
What tentacle
>>1798724
>>1798736
Then go, move. Confirm your travelling.
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>>1798738
...The one I get from going eldritch? Or is there something I overlooked?
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>>1798740
"Haha, Of course! You can't unleash your foul eldritch powers, can you?"
"And it's because of---"
The rest of the exposition is muffled ddue to Wilda's still clogged ears
>>1798739
Right, now one of you volunteer to make a 1d5 roll. As you've cleared out the slippery corridor, how far away is Wilda, and by extent, Walter's boss room, after it.
5: Only need to pass through 1 other room before getting to it
4: 2 rooms stand between the hunters and the boss room
3: 3 rooms stand between the hunters and the boss room
2: 4 rooms stand between the hunters and the boss room
1: Shit, that shits's on the next floor, you're wayyy away
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>>1798747
It's because I don't have my hat, isn't it?
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>>1798747
So do we confirm whos rolling, or do we just roll?
If it's a Confirm, I Volunteer to not roll.
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>>1798754
"Well, it's actually because o--"
The rest of the exposition is muffled ddue to Wilda's still clogged ears
>>1798756
>>1798758
And so between the boss room and the hunters there are 3 more rooms they must overcome.
Each room being a battle, of course.
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>>1798772
Oh, so it's because of how homoerotic you are to Walter that is preventing me from going eldritch, Mark?
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>>1798772
Well, Least it wasn't a One.
Let's Go!
Also, Is there a list of Josephs Abiliys I can See, OP? And if so, can I see said list?
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>>1798783
I dunno, can you?
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>>1798792
MAY I see the List? Please?
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>>1798793
Yeah sure
LIST OF JOSEPH's ABILITIES AND EQUIPMENT:
Main weapon: An axe named Vampire Decapitator : Does 7 damage per hit.
Sub-weapon: Cleaver with a chain attatched : 4 Damage
Metal Shield: +5 to defending rolls
Abilities:
Decapitation: If enemy is at at least 50% HP, any attack can have a chance of decapitation and inflicting a one hit kill. To do this, roll 2 dices instead of one and get the second dice result to be equal to or higher than 3
Stronk: Attacking rolls uses 1d15 instead of 1d10 like everybody else
Pull back attack: uses the chain cleaver to pull an enemy towards you, useful for stopping escaping enemies, should have reminded you you had this when wilda was being taken away, lol
Titanium Body: when activated, will recieve 0 damage on first hit. After that for 5 turns any damage done to you will be reduced to 1 point
Give em til the count of 5: When activated, Enter an unmovable stance for 5 turns, after 5 turns smack an enemy for 2x current damage, using normal hit chance. During the 5 count, each hit recieved while counting gives a +2 to hit chance
>>1798795
no
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>>1798813
thx
OK Let's go save the Demon!
Also I think she dropped her hat somewhere, We should find it
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>>1798813
Since I'm basically stuck in a room with the elder vampires, maybe it is worth checking my own abilities, if I may.
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>>1798816
>thx
Suddenly Joseph makes this noise:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWkJ86JqlPA
>>1798820
Wilda's current abilities:
- Flail around: swing arms wildly in impotent rage, does 0.05 damage
- Sulk: angrily stops talking to any people nearby
- Tantrum: roll around on the floor while whining about not being able to use any eldritch powers
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>>1798827
Guess I'll just flail around, then.
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>>1798827"I like your Shirt" "BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Seriously though let's go find the Girl and her hat
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>>1798839
Oh hey look, the first room's entrance.
>>1798829
"For real though, your powers are disabled right now"
"Because we stuck a bomb inside your uterus"
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>>1798851
Let's go fuckers
Into the First Room we go.Also that's kinda Illegal because to put the bomb in there they had to willingly touch a kid and that's
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>>1798851
Well I'm still gonna do it. Not like there is anything else I can do.
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>>1798857
The you may roll 1d5 for what awaits you inside
5: 2 dolls
4: 4 dolls
3: 3 dolls + 1 elite doll
2: 2 dolls + 2 elite doll
1: 4 elite dolls
>>1798858
bonk
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>>1798860
Flail around again!
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Rolled 1 (1d5)
>>1798860
shit
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>>1798865
Amazing
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>>1798867
Well now, that's probably easier to manage
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>>1798879
"LET'S FUCK SHIT UP"
Attack the Doll with the Big Knife Arm thing
Also, is Broseph here?
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>>1798879
Ey fuck I'm here. Let's rescue Wilda!
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>>1798884
He's ready to be summoned.
OH AND ALSO STATS:
Elite Doll stats:
Power: 20
Speed: 22
HP: 20
Special: 8
Will: 20
The other 3 has these stats:
Power: 16
Speed: 15
HP: 20
Special: 8
Will: 20
TURN ORDER:
Elite Doll -> Horace -> Cloak Doll -> Arm Knife Doll -> Spear Doll -> Jon -> Joseph
Meanwhile, wilda kept on flailing
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>>1798896
What's Mark's health at right now?
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>>1798902
29.9
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>>1798896
So anyway, the Elite Doll will attack first. Now...which hunters are active again? Dont wanna attack an inactive, now do we.
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>>1798910
Gotta keep up the pressure, then. Only 598 attacks to go!
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>>1798916
Active
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>>1798916
Activity
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>>1798917
>>1798927
>>1798928
>>1798929
Then all 3 of you roll, lowest is the one it will attempt to claw
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1798938
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1798938
Come and Get me.
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>>1798938
Guess this is what it feels like to be that armoured dwarf that lost his body to that mad scientist.
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>>1798950
Good Times.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1798938
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1798943
Very well.
Roll 1d10 to defend against the Elite doll's claw swipe
It has +20 Power
You have 14 Power +5 from metal shield = +19 defense
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>>1798958
At least I still have some body instead of nothing but brain. What is there in the room with me, aside from the Elder Vampires?
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1798966
CMON! TRY 'N HIT ME
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>>1798970
Joseph succesfully blocks the attack!
Now it's Horace's turn!
>>1798971
Having reduced Wilda to a normal little girl, Walter and Mark opted to ignore her for the time being.
Inside the room, at a glance Wilda spots 2 coffins. Probably where Walter and mark sleeps.
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>>1798991
So they sleep together in the same room? Are we sure they're not totally gay for eachother?
In any case, investigate the coffins if it's possible, and check what my stats are now that a unknown limiter is keeping me as a real little girl.
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Ey Horace, You wanna do that Combo attack?
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>>1799001
On which one? Broseph deals about 14 damage per hit from when we met him, and we've leveled up about 2-3 times now to my memory, so I think he does about 16-17 damage I think.
I deal about 6-8 damage, or 7 apparently, and 2 DoT.
Also we have those cannons which act like more powerful bombs, and hits everyone without bonuses.
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>>1799005
Think we should save the cannon for later.
Also, On the Cloak one.
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>>1799007
Got it.
I'll try smiting it, you try normally attacking it?
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>>1798999
The first one's empty. It's jsut a coffin.
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>>1799009
Mhm. On your cue.
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>>1799013
What about the second one, then?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1799030
Horace Roll 1d10
Joseph roll 1d15
Whichever's higher will be chosen
Combined, your combo amounts to 32 Bonus
Cloaked Doll has 16 Power
>>1799017
This one's lid is heavier than the other one, your weak little girl strength is unable to move it
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1799040
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Rolled 13 (1d15)
>>1799040
WOOOOOOOO
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>>1799040
Maybe I can try getting on top of the coffin, and try kicking down the lid from there?
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>>1799044
>>1799043
Cloaked doll now has 7 HP left. Now it's his turn.
Is Jon still active?
>>1799048
wilda tries to climb up the coffin, but keeps sliding down.
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>>1799055
Not that way, the way in pic related.
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>>1799055
Yes, I've just not had reason to post
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>>1799060
It burns unholy flesh for an extra 5 damage. Too bad these dolls are wood-based
>>1799061
Good. Because the doll throws out 15 knives, with each hunter recieving 5 knives.
Jon, Horace and Joseph roll 1d10
Jon is up agains the first 5 of my dice rolls
Horace the next 5
Joseph the last 5 dice rolls
>>1799059
Ah yes, of course.
wilda tries to climb up the desk, but keeps sliding down.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1799072
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1799072
thats a nice roll
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1799072
fuck
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Rolled 6, 1, 8, 6, 2, 5, 9, 1, 4, 5, 5, 3, 5, 6, 8 = 74 (15d10)
>>1799072
Whoops, forgot my rolls
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>>1799072
Damn it. Use the lighter lid to provide a ramp onto the desk, then pull the lid up to use that to get onto the other coffin.
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>>1799080
Well, I dodged two at least. That's gonna leave a mark.
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AND SO:
Jon now has 13/19 HP left
Joseph now has 13/17 HP left
Now it's the knife arm Doll's turn
>>1799081
wilda tries to run up the coffin, but keeps tripping down.
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>>1799105
God damn it, am I suddenly coated in slippery stuff now or what?
In any case, am I like, a real proper normal little girl at the moment?
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>>1799105
Like before, active hunters roll 1d10, whoever's lowest will be the target
>>1799112
>In any case, am I like, a real proper normal little girl at the moment?
Yes
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1799124
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>>1799124
...Try to get one of the elder vampires to open the lid for me, employing the tactic of puppy eyes to ensure it is the case. I mean, who wouldn't help a little girl, anyway?
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1799124
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>>1799133
The people who would put a bomb inside a little girls Uterus?
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>>1799157
That was to a eldritch abomination, not a little girl.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1799147
Roll 1d10 to defend against the stabbity stab stab
It has +16 Power
You have 14 Power +5 from metal shield = +19 defense
>>1799133
Puppy eyes deployed
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1799172
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>1799172
Not what I meant, but let see if that works.
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>>1799179
Ker-stabbed
9/17 HP left for Joseph
NOw it's Spear Doll's turn, Hunters roll 1d10
>>1799187
"....wat"
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1799203
Shiet
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>>1799203
My pet dog died, as it can be seen here. I'm very sad about it, so can you be a kind person and open that coffin over there on the right?
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1799203
I Require healing
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1799203
This isn't good.
What's the damage for each doll?
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1799207
Where's Horace? I dunno, so you'll have to d--Oh wait, >>1799226
Horace Roll 1d10
It has 16 Power
Horace has 15 Speed + 1 to defense thanks to parrying dagger = 16 defense bonus
Oh and damages:
- Each knife of Cloaked doll does 2 damage
- Arm Knife doll does 4 damage a stab
- Spear doll does 5 damage per thrust
- Elite Doll does 7 damage per swipe
>>1799215
"You have a dog? What's its name?"
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1799230
Crap. We need to take out the Elite Doll soon.
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>>1799230
His name was Fibbo.
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>>1799216
You should definitely consider using titanium body, should help prolong your health
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>>1799237
>>1799239
Either Joseph uses TItanium Body, or he uses his turn for a combo.
Jon, you should be able to one-shot the Cloaked Doll, who deals the most damage so you should take him out on your turn.
Alternatively use the cannons to hit everyone and get the others to combo on the Elite Doll. Cannons to hit everyone and Broseph should kill both the Cloaked Doll and Elite Doll.
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>>1799233
Horace now has 3/8 HP left.
Now it's Jon's turn
>>1799236
"Fibbo? What's he like?"
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>>1799254
Right now, he's just blood and guts, since he's dead.
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>>1799254
Show the judge on the doll whe--Err, shining finger on the cloaked doll!
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>>1799259
Oh, Shit. Nice. What was it?
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>>1799266
Knob Polisher
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>>1799270
May as well make certain, honestly, I can Mountain Crush (or whatever that move was called) next turn and Shining Finger comes off cooldown then.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1799263
Roll 1d10
Shining Finger gives a +25 bohnoos
Doll has +16 Power
>>1799259
yeah okay fag
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1799288
get rekt
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>>1799288
...So, did my plan work in convincing Mark to open the coffin for me?
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>>1799292
The cloaked doll loses all HP and exploded
Now it's Joseph's turn
>>1799262
"I mean what WAS he like?"
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>>1799307
Sounds good! If I can nail a mountain crush on the elite doll, it would also make him a lot easier for you guys to hit without combos and shit.
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>>1799334
sure
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>>1799328
Activated.
Now it's the Elite Doll's turn again.
Hunters roll 1d10, lowest will become the target
>>1799334
Rocky mountain Splitting Wave: Move that uses Power + Special, no bonus damage. If hit, enemy will get a -5 malus to defense rolls
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>>1799334
Uses Power + Special and gives them a defense debuff of... Five, I think? Basically I tag the guy and you guys can beat the shit outta him easier. Dunno if it causes bleed from the knuckles I got, though.
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>>1799320
Oh, he used to bark up trees and the likes, and enjoyed running around in the backyard.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1799350
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1799350
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>>1799354
Fleshy vampires bleed, yes. Wooden dolls can't bleed.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1799350
>Rocky mountain Splitting Wave: Move that uses Power + Special, no bonus damage. If hit, enemy will get a -5 malus to defense rolls
>>1799354
Wow. That's pretty good. So I'll heal everyone, then you debuff Elite Doll? I think I'll focus on myself and Jon since Joseph has Titanium Body.
How much do I normally heal? When I heal the party, is it the same for everyone regardless of number, or do I split the single-target heal?
>>1799328
>if you ever had dumb players on your team, you'd know the feeling
Ah. Like the ones Gar/Golem has. How was it?
>>1799339
I'm curious to know what happened there.
>>1799338
Thanks.
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>>1799365
I Can't help it. Besides, we can still Intercept. And that's Implying that the other person fails the Roll.
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>>1799372
>Ah. Like the ones Gar/Golem has. How was it?
Funny thing. He was part of the Red team too.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1799366
Jon roll 1d10
Jon has +14 Power
Elite Doll has +16 Powerrr
>>1799355
"Ah yes. I can see that Fibbo is indeed...a dog"
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>>1799391
Whoops, wrote that wrong, meant to say Elite Doll has +20 Power
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>>1799391
And I'm sad that he's now dead. He's dead and gone, and I wouldn't see him anymore.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1799410
SHIELD BLOCK
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>>1799410
Ah yes, Good times.
has Red always gotten Shit on? Remembering Back, I think having a PC Disembodied and Split Open wasn't the start of the curse.
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>>1799430
OP Would probably use the Lower Roll, So I'm gonna let that 9 Lay there.
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>>1799442
Remember that one time back with the 10 and the 1 in the Loot Chest that took us to the Demonic Dimension?
And Reds Just had some really bad Luck. Can't name anything specific, (Except for the two PCs that died in The last game) that was really bad, But throughout Games, Be it their players, or just OPs curse, Red gets the short stickbefore anyone else.
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>>1797987
>>1799442
>>1799438
So you could choose to either be in one character for higher luck, or if you just like it more, or another for more actions.
>>1799457
Ah, right. Gar/Golem + example for the luck you just mentioned.
Horace hasn't had many instances of bad luck so far, aside from the one time I and another player kept getting double 1s for an action. Fortunately it wasn't too important.
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>>1799416
Anyway. Jospeh blocked the blow and it's now Horace's turn.
Whoop.
Sorry for slow reply, my modem suddenly stopped for some reason
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>>1799512
...I don't think the plan of getting Mark to open the coffin worked.
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Rolled 15 (1d25)
>>1799524
Party heal heals 5 for each member
Anywayyyy.
Roll 1d5, due to your total bonus of prayers + fast being about 18
>>1799520
Indeed
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Rolled 3 (1d5)
Huh. Just enough to fill my HP.
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>>1799538
Guess I'll have to look around to see if there's anything else that can help me get on top of that coffin, or would help me remove the lid.
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>>1799538
Ay, nice going.
Okay, now to weather the storm and then smash them back.
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>>1799543
Horace now has 8/8 HP
Joseph has 14/17 HP
Jon has 18/19 HP
Now it's the knife arm doll's turn.
Hunters roll 1d10, lowest is the target
>>1799557
Hmmmm
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1799577
COME ON ROLL LOW
FWOOOOOOOOOSH
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1799577
Are players allowed to intentionally fail a roll to tank hits?
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>>1799577
Sounds like a plan. Let see what the coffin opener can do.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1799577
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1799582
Prolly not.
Horace Roll 1d10
It has 16 Power
Horace has 15 Speed + 1 to defense thanks to parrying dagger = 16 defense bonus
>>1799590
And it turns out....the lid to the coffin opener's container is stuck too
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1799601
Huh. I actually have pretty good chances this time.
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>>1799601
Guess I need a coffin opener opener, then.
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>>1799601
Intercept the Hit?
Intercept the Hit.
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>>1799601
Intercept if Joseph cannot!
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1799613
>>1799619
>>1799620
Joseph has already used his interception.
So now Jon has to step up.
Jon roll 1d10
It has 16 Power
Jon has 14 Power
>>1799614
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1799633
Rolling to check if the coffin opener opener doesn't require a coffin opener opener opener to open.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1799633
Here goes nothing!
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1799636
Rolling to see if your check if the coffin opener opener doesn't require a coffin opener opener opener to open was correct
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1799642
Jon gets stabbed instead of Horace
Jon now has 14/19 HP left
Now it's the spear doll's turn.
Hunters roll 1d10, lowest is the target
>>1799636
>>1799648
>>1799648
Turns out Wilda's guess of the coffin opener opener doesn't require a coffin opener opener opener to open was incorrect. In fact, the coffin opener opener does require a coffin opener opener opener to open.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1799660
Cmon, Gimme that 1
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1799673
>Is this possible, QM?
Haha.
No.
Jon roll 1d10
It has 16 Power
Jon has 14 Power
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>>1799660
Well, hopefully there's a coffin opener opener opener around here to open the coffin opener opener to open the coffin opener to open the coffin.
>>
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>>1799700
In the event that he fails his roll, that is.
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>>1799705
First he has to make a roll
>>1799695
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>>1799713
Seems like it might be where it is stored. Check the box to see what's in it.
>>
>>
>>1799732
Yeah, others can probably eat them but it wouldn't do anything for them but taste like strawberries.
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>>1799714
Turns out your defenses were penetrable
Jon has 9/19 HP left.
Now it's Jon's turn
>>1799732
intercept can only be used to help somebody else
>>1799723
Another box
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>>1799736
And what about whatever is within the box in the box?
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>>1799742
Turn the note over and see the other side.
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>>1799736
Rocky Mountain Splitting Wave the Elite Doll!
After this I'm probably gonna float like a butterfly to ease the healing burden unless we got them to rights.
>>
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>>1799742
Anyone need playing as?
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>>1799747
I believe so, I did earlier if I recall right. Granted, that may have been a once off.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1799745
>Rocky Mountain Splitting Wave the Elite Doll!
Roll 1d10
Jon has +25 Bonus
Elite Doll has+20 Power
>>1799749
Oswell
>>1799743
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>>1799754
Sure.
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>>1799754
Who keeps writing and hiding these notes all over the place, anyway?
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1799754
Dead to rights!
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>>1799761
And with that, the asshole Elite Doll is only rolling 15 for defense. Go crazy (assuming you aren't cannon bombarding them).
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>>1799761
Elite Doll now has 14/20 HP left
It now has a -5 malus to defending rolls.
Now it's Oswell's turn
>>1799759
Yeah I dunno, whoever it is must be a realllll jackass
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>>1799774
So is wilda okay? If so get ready to smack a enemy with my swooord.
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>>1799774
Fucking Chad. Didn't know he was also working for the vampires as well. What's with Hunters and them betraying eachother to work with vampires?
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>>1799780
My hat is missing, so I'm 100% not okay.
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>>
>>1799780
Which enemy would you like to smack with your swooooooooooooooooooooooord(s) ?
>>1799787
Uh yeah, Chad. Totally, he's the culprit, yes.
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>>1799793
Why are you hiding behind the mask, OP? I'm not saying that you were the one who keeps writing and hiding these 'ur a faget' notes and hiding them for the party to find. Chad's the one who has the justifications to do so.
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>>1799793
Ey. Oswell. Ey.
>>1799807
ssshhhh
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>>1799793
Well, I mean, it can't be that guy. It says not the culprit right there!
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>>1799838
Hmmm... I can't dispute that logic. I've never seen the OP smile, so I guess he must just be upholding that other smiling man's innocence. What a guy!
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>>1799828
Then let's remove Oswell and put in Joseph then.
If Joseph's stilla ctive that isss
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>>1799848
Didn't know Oswell was a Matryoshka doll, OP.
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>>1799848
whose got the lowest health from all the dolls?
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>>1799822
Sorry went to the bathroom...Uhh probably spear dol.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1799857
>>1799857
OH WAIT NEVERMIND,
OSWELL ROLL 1D10
Spear doll has +16 Power
Oswell has +13 Oswell-ness
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1799863
>
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>>1799865
You should combo with someone like Broseph to finish off the Elite Doll.
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>>1799864
Spear doll now has 16/20 HP
NOW it's JOseph's turn
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>>1799880
Pull back attack into a decapitation on the elite doll
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>>
>>1799893
No, I know it's a decap
no need for broseph yet
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1799886
Now it's not at 50% HP yet. So this will jsut be a regulaaaaaaaaaaaaaar attack
Roll 1d15
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>>1799895
You're the Boss.
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Rolled 12 (1d15)
>>1799900
hmm, but OP doesn't the cleaver do 4 damage on impact then he'll have 10 HP left for a decapitation?
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>>1799906
It only counts when he's at 50% HP before the attack. Since both stages of the pullback attack counts as 1 attack, not 2.
Oh and for that imma pick the lower number, >>1799907 rendering the attack blocked.
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>>1799916
nigga the fuck
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>>1799916
Riveting gameplay.
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>>
>>1799916
Welp. Probably shoulda went with the cannons and just tried to hurt them all.
>>
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>>1799928
I think it was a "You tryina get two attacks in on my Doll? Fuck your attacks."
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>>1799928
>Was it something Bizzare Axeman or Axeman Joseph said?
Not really. I'm just sleepy. And the sleepier I get the more dickish I become.
I mean, more than usual. Yeah.
So who agrees with this ruling says "Aye"
Who doesn't agree and wants Joseph to hit with his attack say "I'm a huge homo"
>>
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>>1799939
If it is to revert time and have the larger number roll hit the doll, then aye.
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>>1799939
Oh well.
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>>1799952
damn it Wilda
did you even read the post
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>>
>>1799952
>aye
Oh okay.
The doll blocks the attack.
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>>1799969
lmao what a fag.
Also Elite Doll has 3 HP left
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>>1799980
thanks, OP
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>>1799980
Wait shit, that's me. Can I go help those vampire hunting guys out?
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>>1799980
Anyway, it's the Elite Doll's turn again.
Now. again. hunters roll 1d10.
Lowest is the target of its claw swipe
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1800008
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1800008
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1800008
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1800008
come on lower roll
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1800008
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>>1800015
Nice.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1800015
Roll 1d10 then
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1800023
NOW HIGH ROLL
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
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>>1800026
Blocked.
Now it's Horace's turn.
>>
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>>1800042
Cannon is an action
Intercept can be used as an attack
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Rolled 10, 9, 1 = 20 (3d10)
>>1800054
Right, first, roll 1d10
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>>1800038
Hit the zombie that tried to hit joseph.
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>>1800054
I feel like we could save the cannon for a more dire , but I do wanna see how it works.
Cannon was once per battle, right?
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>>
>>1800068
ye, don't forget to reload it after battle
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>>1800068
Yes to both. That's why I'm using it now.
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>>1800066
The bombardment somehow only managed to hit the spear doll, reducing it to 10/20
Then Broseph jumps down and chops it to pieces. The spear doll is destroyed.
NOw it's the arm knife doll's turn.
Hunters roll 1d10, whoever lowest gets attacked.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1800088
Come on low roll!
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1800088
>>
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>>1800108
Dolls dead either way, but yeah, OP got that a bit wrong.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1800091
The doll will now uses its skill: PURSE SLICE
If this hit, not only Joseph gets damaged, but the party will also lose gold.
Roll 1d10
Doll has +16 pwr
Joseph has +20 def
>>1800108
Oh yeah, forgot.
So it was 6/20 HP before it got chopped up. Mystery solved.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1800119
THAT'S MY PURSE
I DON'T KNOW YOU
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
>>
>>
Aw yeah, catching up with best thread
>>1800119
Unit online.
So what my current party doing right now.
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>>1800116
NIGGA
YOU GOTTA ROLL
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1800119
Fuck I was reading uh
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>>1800139
If it helps, Anon Marrys the 7/10 at the End.
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>>1800135
Blocked! The hunters' money is saveeeeed.
Oh and now it's Oswell's turn.
>>1800131
Currently looting any vaults and loot room they find.
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>>1800142
Go Oswell! Also shit I missed a roll.
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>>1800142
Go help them, seems heavy
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1800142
Grapple that doll.
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>>1800151
>Communism
"What?"
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>>1800151
>shouldn't run away from our fight
But I never did. The first fight was a fair one, which I shown that my might was right, and the second fight was you getting involved against the party, working alongside the vampires.
>>
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1800148
Turns out it was heavier than you realize.
>>1800150
Perhaps, it is never wise to pre-roll
Doll has +16
Oswell has +13
>>1800145
Oh hey a locked chest.
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>>1800158
>Turns out it was heavier than you realize.
Try once more
maybe we can train our artificial muscles
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>>1800157
>Communism, it's when all vampires are equally poor
"Oh, yeah. Makes sense."
>>1789095
>>1789100
"I left some messages in your inbox or voicemail to check later."
>>1800158
I'm going to check up on Father Priest. Calling Father Priest. "Hey Father Priest, how's your prayer solution coming along?"
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>>1800162
>"I left some messages in your inbox or voicemail to check later."
>see notification
eh, probably another spam about artificial dick enlargements
>>
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>>1800158
Oswells grapple failed, the doll pushed him back!
Now it's Jon's turn.
Perhaps he could just tell Broseph to use his spinning move to hit all the dolls so this can move on faster.
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>>1800163
>eh, probably another spam about artificial dick enlargements
lol.
"If you're wondering what it is, it's about the conversation we had earlier."
"Also I have to figure out how this messaging system works."
>>1800165
>Perhaps he could just tell Broseph to use his spinning move to hit all the dolls so this can move on faster.
He can do that?
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>>1800165
>Perhaps he could just tell Broseph to use his spinning move to hit all the dolls so this can move on faster.
Hey yo, uh, Bro, do the spinning thing! Hit 'em all!
Also shining touch the elite doll to kill it!
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>>1800166
Broseph works liek that. He's an NPC follower so once in a while just tell him what to do.
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>>1800169
>how can you be backbone when you don't have any bones?
That's racist, not all creatures from beyond the veil lacks bones, since I do have some bones!
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>>1800168
Jon summoned Broseph to use his Axe Tornado move.
Broseph spunaround violently and chopped up the dolls!
The Elite Doll is chopped to pieces!
The Knife Arm Doll has 4/20 HP left!
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>>1800165
>>1800169
>>1800164
Group call with the others, "Hey folks, especially Wilda and Golem. How do things seem to be going on your end?"
"I and the rest of the Hunters are trying to rescue Wilda at the moment, we have to fight through 3 doll rooms before we can get there."
"Wilda, how's your escape coming along?"
"Golem, how's your err... redistribution of wealth, I guess, coming along?"
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>>1800182
Oh, well, that's that then. I'm guessing that was my action for the turn? If not, shining finger instead the knife arm doll and end this fight.
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>>1800182
oh shit
how many more dolls left?
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>>1800194
Ah, well in that case put me in the AFK box for a moment, got shit to take care of. Wanted to stick around to see if I needed to roll or some shit.
>>
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>>1800187
Yer turn is ova. Now it's JOseph's
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>>1800186
"Seems like there is a additional unknown limiter preventing me from going eldritch on these vampires. I don't know what it is, but if you can help disable it for me, I can use it to aid my escape.
Also, why are you still talking with the golem that helped get me kidnapped? You shouldn't trust what he says or does given how he values vampires over my own life."
>>1800203
Look through the keyhole in the chest, as I said before.
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>>1800203
OP, metal shield decapitation on the last doll
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>>1800203
Oh hi master Mark
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>>1800203
Ah shit, let's decapitate this Doll.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1800204
Woah, holy shit.
It's fucking daaaaaaaaaaaaaark in here.
>>1800213
Since the shield can't decapitate,
Roll 1d10
+15 Josef
+16 doll
>>1800211
"Greetings, Bob"
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>>1800216
Good to see you masters managed to contain the beasts powers
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Rolled 14 (1d15)
>>1800216
GOTTA BE STRONK
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
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>>1800216
Seems like it needs some light. But since Bob's around, maybe it is worth doing a different sort of plan. What's my Power stat in this depowered form, OP?
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Rolled 14 (1d15)
>>1800216
>OP Links my post, where I didn't say to decapitate with a Shield
Ok
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1800221
"Oh yes. We maanged to place a seal on its body....if it or anybody asks, just say we shoved a bomb in its uterus. Dont want the secret to be out"
>>1800226
Like...2
>>1800231
You not saying to decap with a shield IS the reason I linked your post
Oh and Joseph roll 1d10 again
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>>1800249
Good enough for me. Sneak around and try to get close to Bob without being seen as suspicious.
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>>1800249
Give master Mark our latest mixtape as a gift
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1800249
HEADS WILL FLY
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1800249
I know, I was expressing my joy with the Ok, couldn't you see?
Also RIP N TEAR
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>>1800260
>>1800258
Bob roll 1d10 against Wilda
>>1800263
>>1800269
head Chopped.
NOw I gotta go somewheres for an hour. When I'm back we'lll continue. Bye.
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>>1800277
RIP
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1800277
Sneeky sneeks
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>>1800277
ayy
the thread has been good so far, boss
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1800277
Hmm? My bite wounds are tingling
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>>1800277
Do muscle trainingwith rolls
>>
Alright I'm back, who's still in here?
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>>1800428
Hey there champ
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>>1800428
loot the dolls
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>>1800428
Do I even lift?
>>
Alright. So a slight recap what's going on.
Bob discovered Wilda's snooping as usual.
Joseph will now loot the dolls
The Golem will attempt to lift
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>>1800453
Give wilda a blunt
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>>1800453
oh shit what happened to OP
>>
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>>1800455
>>1800460
Bob is then arrested for giving drugs to minors
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>>1800460
But you aint a kid, just a eldrich beast masquerading as a kid. And you guys always using drugs anyway
>>
>>1800453
>The Golem will attempt to lift
so do I roll for it or what
>>
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>>1800473
"Those items are evidence now. We will conduct an investigation to determine if they're really stolen or not"
>>1800466
So. what difficulty you want
>>
>>1800483
Master help! My butt can't survive prison!
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>>1800483
Oh... Right. Can you open that coffin over on the right, while you're here?
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>>1800483
>So. what difficulty you want
normaliron mode
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>>1800490
"C'mon officer. Surely ya can give some..leeway to first time offenders. I mean, how about I treat you to some "tea", eh? eh?"
"I don't follow"
"You know....how about I make some...donations to the vampire cop fund?"
"...lost me there"
"grease your palms a little"
"Why would I need grease on my palms?"
"hrrmmm"
>>1800496
Roll d100 a hundred times.
Every ten times you get a 80 or higher you get 1 point in power.
Every five times you get a number lower or equal to 50 you lose health.
Ironman mode: can't stop until you have rolled 100 dices
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>>1800505
>Roll d100 a hundred times.
Before starting - Can I just do 100d100 roll?
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>>1800505
Try to recruit vampcop for the anti-hunter gang
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>>1800508
No.
Because qst dices amount doesn't go that high. Max per post is 25 dices
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>>1800505
Just a question, officer: Is kidnapping little girls a crime around these parts? Because if so, the man you arresting also kidnapped me, and forced me to be here.
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>>1800511
hm, but I can do in bunch, just need to be careful to not kill myself in one go, will that be alright?
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>>1800514
You said you wanted it to be ironman mode, so you're stuck until you roll all 100 dices.
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>>1800505
what'd we get from the dolls, OP?
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>>1800515
I was mostly thinking when to stop rolling and try to summon "bing" AI to increase chances of survival
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>>1800520
>Having to rely on duel-processing to not explode
Coward.
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>>1800513
"OH?! Well now that's even more crime! Your minion aint getting out anytime s---hrrk!"
>>1800516
Roll 1d5 for it
5: Sweet
4: Okay
3: Meh
2: Dang
1: Fuck
>>1800514
Yeah. But once you start rolling, you can't stop rolling. No breaks. Not even if someone walks up to you and stab you in the ass mid lift.
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Rolled 3 (1d5)
>>1800527
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>>1800527
You can't just do that to law enforcers, even if they are vampires! That's against the rules!
>>
Rolled 98, 44, 90, 55, 60, 84, 59, 41, 34, 21 = 586 (10d100)
>>1800527
>Yeah. But once you start rolling, you can't stop rolling. No breaks. Not even if someone walks up to you and stab you in the ass mid lift.
eh, what can POSSIBLY go wrong
Let's start with warmup! 10 times lift!
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>>1800527
Thanks master. Too bad we can't recruit him to the anti-hunter team. Even if I give him a blunt
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>>1800532
Note that your very next post in this thread must also be a roll.
If it's not then you get a penalty
>>
Rolled 81, 85, 87, 35, 96, 28, 15, 23, 74, 22 = 546 (10d100)
>>1800532
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>>1800528
>>1800528
Congrats Joseph, you found: a knife.
>>1800529
"I dunno whatchu talkin about"
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>>1800545
since the rest of my team is afk, what can I do, OP? there's two more rooms
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>>1800545
You know, vampire rules? Rules that say what a vampire can and can't do?
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>>1800545
Smoke a joint with master Mark
>>
Rolled 95, 99, 61, 2, 77, 28, 93, 87, 25, 56 = 623 (10d100)
>>1800532
so that's 3 above 80 and 4 below 50
fellow AI helped to add 2 more above 80 and fix one below 50.
>>1800538
Sure, but can I have montage after that?
Are our >>1800542 rolls being choosen the best ones from? see above
It's going good! Keep stable 10 times lift for now!
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>>1800548
Spend quality time with your brother
>>1800550
>>1800549
The weed made Mark ignore Wilda's inquiries
>>1800553
As I said
Every ten times you get a 80 or higher you get 1 point in power.
Every five times you get a number lower or equal to 50 you lose health.
Currently, you've gained 1 Power point and Lost HP 3 times
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>>1800562
Hey Broseph, can you teach me anything this thread? Like a faster or upgraded way to do give em until the count of 5
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>>1800562
...Well, while they're weeding it out, I'll strip the dead police vampire to take his clothes and stuff, and hide in the coffin that I can open. I think Mark mentioned that I still have a seal on me.
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>>1800562
Could ya give some reward for the rest of our team master? They were really helpful in the last mission, they deserve a lil' extra
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Rolled 35, 41, 13, 1, 83, 34, 8, 52, 75, 29 = 371 (10d100)
>>1800562
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1800563
"Use other people's turns as counters instead of just your own"
>>1800565
"Sure, Bob. I'll see to it that they get rewarded"
>>1800564
Now, roll to carry the armor of Vamp Cop. Normally you won't have to, but currently you have the proportional strength of a normal little girl
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Rolled 98, 85, 53, 58, 93, 10, 38, 90, 65, 83 = 673 (10d100)
>>1800555
>>1800553
4 more above 80! which brings us to 9 times above 80
and 3 below 50, one got fixed so that's 5 times below 50
>>1800562
Wait, do you count our and robot hat lifts are separate ones?
Is HP loss permanent? Or it'll recover if we'll not die?
plz explain to low end AI
Keep doing 10 times lift then
>>1800571
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1800576
Hopefully it'll work.
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>>1800576
I can do that? I thought I would have to wait 5 of my own turns
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>>1800576
Hmm. If I were to take off this heavy armor and replace it with something like a suit, would my speed stat be used more in combat?
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1800577
I count both of your rolls. Currently you have rolled (lifted) a total of 60 times.
Here are the numbers that fits the criteria for gaining and losing so far:
98 90 84 81 85 87 96 95 99 93 = +1 Power
87 83 98 85 93 38 90 83
44 41 34 21 35 = HP LOSS
28 15 23 22 2 = HP LOSS
28 25 13 14 2 = HP LOSS
13 15 28 33 35 = HP LOSS
41 13 1 34 8 = HP LOSS
29 10 38
EACH HP LOSS = 2 damage taken
Current HP: 10/20
>>1800581
It didn't
>>1800584
Sure. Ask for a lighter suit and get your Speed up
>>1800582
"Yes, you can do that. Normally you'll need to level up the skill for that though. But I can just impart into you the knowledge to do so"
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>>1800590
Thanks bro, you the best
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>>1800590
Go to the vampire armory and exchange current heavy armor for a light fit, keeping only the mask
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>>1800590
Damn it. In any case, I gotta check where that other seal must be. I thought I got all of them earlier.
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Rolled 1, 30, 62, 32, 99, 49, 5, 2, 64, 64 = 408 (10d100)
>>1800590
>I count both of your rolls
OH SHIT
My clever (tm) plan didn't work
but hey, statistically we can do it!
KEEP LIFTING
>>
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>>1800591
"Yeah I know....noogie noogie noogie"
And then Broseph gave Joseph a noogie
>>1800593
>>1800593
Hmmm perhaps this is too tight
>>1800594
You mean your uterus? I mean that's what the vamps said. I mean, why would they lie to you. C'maaaan
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>>1800602
let's go save Wilda, Broseph
next room, OP
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>>1800602
Yeah no spandex. Let's try a classy suit
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>>1800602
They're child molesters, what with Mark's big stick and Bob kidnapping me. There's a good chance it's down there.
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>>1800603
Right. Roll for encountah
5: 2 dolls
4: 4 dolls
3: 3 dolls + 1 elite doll
2: 2 dolls + 2 elite doll
1: 4 elite dolls
>>1800605
hmm
>>1800606
hmmmmmm
>>1800607
Here are the final numbers that fits the criteria for gaining and losing :
98 90 84 81 85 87 96 95 99 93 = +1 Power
87 83 98 85 93 38 90 83 99 100 = +1 Power
90 82 90 85 83 99 96 97 82
Total Power Gained: 2
44 41 34 21 35 = HP LOSS
28 15 23 22 2 = HP LOSS
28 25 13 14 2 = HP LOSS
13 15 28 33 35 = HP LOSS
41 13 1 34 8 = HP LOSS
29 10 38 1 30 = HP LOSS
32 49 5 2 19 = HP LOSS
16 38 6 38 27 = HP LOSS
31 44 20 30
EACH HP LOSS = 2 damage taken
Current HP: 4/20
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Rolled 3 (1d5)
>>1800615
FWOOOSH
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>>1800615
Only one way to find out where the seal is. Better check all over my body, starting with down there.
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>>1800615
Naaah. Too classy. Let's just go with a black tanktop shirt, black shorts and a black cape
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>>1800615
geez, so close to +3. Oh well
Get some rest and heal up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
Ask Horsefucker and Merc about more ways to do training, or ask to learn Merc moves.
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>>1800624
>Not pushing forward to get that last bit of power.
Coward.
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>>1800619
Yeah, yeah. sure. Lemme, lemme just draw, that, y-OH SHIT IT'S THE FBI
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>>1800628
Oh fuck. If they ask, tell them that I'm older than 18 years. Technically, that would be true.
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>>1800628
What's the FBI doing all the way in 'nam?
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>>1800625
The deal was 100 times, no more no less
There are some things you just make peace with, abomination, instead of trying to trick the systemand beg for rerolls
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>>1800618
>>1800623
>>1800634
Yes! THAt's it! She's actually like, a bajillion years old or somehit officer. SO it's cool.
Plus the seal is actually on her forehead being covered by her hair...whoops, shouldn't have said that
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>>1800652
Surprise, motherfucka
Combo attack on all of them with Broseph
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>>1800652
That's fine. The cape could be a bit bigger though, to cover my whole body
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>>1800652
I don't think touching a child in front of the FBI is the best course of actions, OP. But thanks for telling me where the seal is. I just have to remove it now.
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>>1800656
Sine there's only you around, I'll be merciful and allow this....to kill the 3 normal dolls.
>>1800659
poot
>>1800657
"Hmm, one of my techniques?"
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>>1800669
Now, just 1 on 1 with the Elite Doll
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>>1800669
So, can I remove the seal on my forehead now?
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>>1800669
Nice. Does the cape have a hood?
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>>1800669
>"Hmm, one of my techniques?"
whatever you feel suited for me more after seeing me fight
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>>1800674
I'd laugh if the technique if "quitting while your ahead" or fleeing unwinnable battles
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>>1800684
>"How about a simple shoulder charge. I use it because of my pauldrons, you have those shields as shoulderguards"
Sure, let's go with that one.
What do I need to do to learn it?
>>
Whoops, catpcha ate my pic
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>>1800691
Guess I need someone to cut it off or something. Do I still have anything on me, or did they nick everything?
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>>1800691
Come at me. Activate Titanium Body if possible if not, wait until after the Doll attacks
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>>1800694
I can cut your head off, how about it?
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1800694
Dunno, maybe Bob knows >>1800696 How about you ask Bob
>>1800695
It attacks first, roll 1d10
>>1800688
"Try knocking down that wall by charging into it"
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1800699
PARRY THAT SHIT NIGGA
FWOOOOOOOOOOOSH
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>>1800699
Hey, my forehead's itchy. Can you scratch it for me or something like that?
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>>1800699
>"Try knocking down that wall by charging into it"
Acknowledged.
Charging door movement initiated.I'm starting to the the pattern in Merc's techniques
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>>1800699
I ain't gonna risk more criminal charges, sorry
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>>1800700
Blocked
>>1800701
>>1800703
Bob refuses the scratching
>>1800702
"If you can knock down a wall you can knock down a guy"
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>>1800706
Titanium Body
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>>1800706
>"If you can knock down a wall you can knock down a guy"
Can't argue with that logicdo I need to roll for it or something
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>>1800706
Ask master Mark what they're planning to do to the abomination
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Rolled 2 (1d100)
>>1800709
Activooted
>>1800712
"Well naturally we were going to banish it back into the outer realm wehere it belongs"
"We even stashed away a chest with a portal into the outer realms just for this occasion"
"But sadly somebody already used it"
"So now we're just gonna have to keep it here for the moment until we can find another way, at least without its eldritch powers it won't cause much trouble"
>>1800715
Well i don't think this disguise is working
>>1800710
Roll 1d100 against the wall
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>>1800723
Forgot to reattach the visor that the helmet has, to help cover my face.
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Rolled 100 (1d100)
>>1800723
>Roll 1d100 against the wall
OH YEEAAAHinb4 behind the wall is Mark and co
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yPJVb5ZAL8
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>>1800731
Holy fucking shit
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>>1800731
Jesus fuck, that's a bit overkill.
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>>1800726
It's now the Elite Doll's turn, and it...pushes a button
>>1800730
>>1800731
You killed the wall.
Learned: Shoulder Charge
- Uses Power as hit bonus
- When shoulder shields are present, the damage is normal damage + 4
- When shoulder shields are not present, the damage is just normal damage, but adds +4 to hit bonus
- Also knockdown any non-boss level enemy, making them lose a turn. But they can still dodge or defend against attacks made against them sine they're not stunned.
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>>1800743
...Maybe it is worth getting away from these vampires, and investigate the chest again. Maybe there's something inside of it.
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>>1800743
>You killed the wall.
RIP in pieces
it'll be rememberedis there anything behind the wall?
Can I just go thru walls now instead of finding doors?
>Learned: Shoulder Charge
sweet.
what is our current location anyway?
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>>1800743
A BUTTON?
Broseph, what do you think is gonna happen?
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1800753
"Well, a sudden stage hazard most likely"
And then a bladed pendulum appears and swings towards Joseph
Roll 1d10 to block it
>>1800749
Chest investigatin'
>>1800751
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>>1800757
Follow wilda and keep an eye on her
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>>1800757
Let see if I can open it somehow.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1800757
once again
PARRY THAT SHIT
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>>1800757
How about we go and kill the boss before other party, what would you say, Horsefucker and Merc?
Just gonna break one wall and we are right there.
Otherwise other party will stole loot and exp.
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>>1800761
The metallic clang echoes through the room as you block the massive blade
>>1800758
>>1800759
>>1800763
"Hmmm, doesn't sound like a bad idea actually"
"We got any stakes?"
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>>1800770
Can I swing the Pendulum back at the Doll for an instakill?
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>>1800770
>"We got any stakes?"
Do we got any?
Check inventory.
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>>1800770
Suspicious activity from it
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>>1800770
Are you going to stand around and watch me, or are you going to leave me alone?
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>>1800778
Oh I see
How much damage would it do then?
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>>1800778
what about room which is right in front of us? does it got any stakes?
still, what's more important. Loot and EXP or "proper" weapon for boss vamps (do we even need stakes)?
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>>1800781
Like about 9
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>>1800786
Ye, do it then, OP
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>>1800785
Boss vamps can't be killed unless staked.
Fucking remmeberrrr that, this adventure went through one boss fight already.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1800788
Roll 1d10
>>1800776
>>1800780
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Rolled 4 (1d15)
>>1800794
CATCH THIS!
STROOOOONK
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
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>>1800794
Just makin' sure you don't go around doing anything naughty
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>>1800789
>Fucking remmeberrrr that
and they said 640K is enough for anyone
sorry, low on memory.
attempt for scavenge some stakes
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>>1800804
Exactly, so back off.
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>>1800809
Put my hand on Bob's leg, just to see if he flinches away in fear.
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>>1800809
Pull out a picnic basket and a blanket, lay it down and start munching on some blood sammiches
While keeping an eye on Wilda
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>>1800809
Oh shit, now it's a pendulum game
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>>1800809
>I mean what kinda dumbass would put his one weakness that can kill him inside his own house?
Dunno, after seeing how Bob operates I'd say we got a decent chance.
Maybe convienent merchant will pass by, no?
Does other team have stakes btw? Maybe weborrowfrom them?
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1800819
AND THE DOLL DECIDED TO RIDE ON IT AND SWING TOWARDS JOSEPH!
ROLL 1d10 !
The pundulum adds a +5 to the Elite Doll!
I don't list any other bonuses because the total of each of your points cancels eachother out
>>1800816
>>1800812
And so Bob set up a picnic and sat down.
Then Wilda came over and started touching Bob's leg
huh
wait
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Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1800824
OH SHIT NIGGA
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>>1800824
What? You want a sammich?
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>>1800824
Tighten the grip on Bob's actual leg and use him as a club to open up the chest. It's his fault for deciding to have the same Power as a little girl.
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Did op died?
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>>1800832
I blame elves
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>>1800832
The FBI called his bluff.
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>>1800832
My moelm fucked up again. It's what I gotta live with
>>
whoops, get\s everyone goooone
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>>1800838
I aint gone
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>>1800838
what?
I'm here
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>>1800838
Still here, knigga.
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>>1800838
nigga
I'm in a cool ass fight
climb up onto the pendulum and start fighting the doll
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>>1800839
Or are you.....
Anyway, what's everyone's doing again?
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>>1800845
Since I already have my hand on Bob, I'm going to grab him and use him as a club to open the chest. He got 2 Power, the same as me, so surely this would be allowed.
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>>1800845
Absorbing the hit from the Doll for 0 damage then climbing onto the Pendulum to fight the doll on my turn
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>>1800845
Looking for stakes, which should be conveniently located nearby in one form or another.
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>>1800850
It's still worth a shot.
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>>1800852
Unleash the secret axe style on the Doll
When the Pendulum swings towards the doll, use the momentum along with my strength to carry the axe into its head
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>>1800852
Oh. Well, since he's on the ground, I guess I can try looting his body.
Also funny how what is supposed to be the equivalent of a vampiric hulk is able to be carried about by a little girl. How embarrassing.
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>>1800852
Munch on sammich while being dragged
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>>1800852
>So foar no luck
ask merc and horsefucker "Are there other ways to kill Vampire Bosses aside of stakes?"
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>>1800854
The doll drops downwards to dodge your attack, it clings to the blade
>>1800855
>>1800856
Bob turns out didn't have any valuables, just a bunch of his mixtape
And as I said: no valuables
>>1800857
"Well, sunlight"
"Can't use that now though, what with the eternal night and whatnot"
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>>1800859
The mixtapes are valuable to me
Give one to Wilda
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>>1800859
Shit, I guess normal combat doesn't apply here
Kick its fingers so it loses grip!
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>>1800859
>"Can't use that now though, what with the eternal night and whatnot"
maybe we go and wreck whatever thing creates eternal night and loot whatever is nearby it?
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>>1800864
That thing is the final boss.
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>>1800867
But do we need stakes for it?
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>>1800861
>>1800866
>>1800862
IS THE MASK REALLY BOLTED ON?
Roll 1d10 against eachother
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1800871
Only one way to find out.
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>>1800871
Shit, these steel toed boots are great
Stomp the other hand then when he falls go for a falling decapitation
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1800871
Luckily there's another mask behind the mask
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>>1800870
Yes you retard. It's established the bosses can only be killed permanently with stakes
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>>1800877
He's a machine that thinks little girls are a worse threat than vampires casting eternal shadows upon the realm, he can be a bit thick in the processing unit.
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>>1800877
it never hurts to double check, geez.
Look for Hunter's Merchant.
>>
Damn it, what's going on with OP's modem?
>>
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>>1800885
Use the cleaver and chain to immobilize the doll by wrapping it!
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>>1800885
>Then just head back to the Hunter Outpost
before doing that, what is inside two rooms which in front of us?
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>>1800885
Neat. Guess I'll be using this alongside the helmet to pretend to be a vampire without actually being one. Does he still has that mace he stole from me, or not?
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>>1800885
Even you can look presentable in a mask such as these
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>>1800891
Well, where is the vamp vault? Must be nearby considering how you got changed rather quickly Bob.
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>>1800891
Ask master Mark if he can teach me magic
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>>1800891
well can we check inside them for loot?
since we are here and all that.
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>>1800891
This guy is tough, I'll give him that
There's only one more thing that I haven't donegive em til the count of 5
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>>1800899
oh god horace
I'm 1v1ing this guy right now
shh
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>>1800896
>>1800894
>>1800893
Bob ignores Wilda's inquiries and asks Mark for magic lessons
>>1800895
Roll 1d5 for what's inside
1: A trap
2: Nothing
3: Some loot
4: Loot
5: more loot
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>>1800902FOUR
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>>
Rolled 1 (1d5)
>>1800902
>Roll 1d5 for what's inside
Bigger shoulder shields come on
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>>1800902
Maybe I could use blood magic since I bleed often and my blood pressure is high
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>>1800906
I LAFF EVERYTIME
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>>1800906
I fucking knew it, shouldn't be greedy
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>>1800902
Well, I kinda look like a smaller Bob, but he might see through my ruse. Still worth a shot to ask Mark where the vampire vault is, and what's the code is for it.
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>>1800903
>>1800907
>>1800911
"Yeah well, I heard ya, lemme se---HOH SHIT WHAT. BOB. WHY ARE THERE TWO OF YOU NOW? THERE'S REGULAR BOB AND MINI BOB. THE FUUUUUCK?"
>>1800906
The door opens up to reveal a spring loading spiked slab. And as we all know, spikes are one hit kill to robots.
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>>1800913THREE
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>>1800913
It's just Wilda with a mask, master
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>>1800913
>And as we all know, spikes are one hit kill to robots.
Good thing I'm a golem then, right?
DODGE QUICKLY ANYWAY
>>
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1800914
The Elite Doll could sense something's big is-a coming. So it readies it's own charge move
>>1800916
>>1800919
"OH FUCK WHO'S THE REAL BOB"
>>1800917
Roll 1d10
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>>1800921
TWO!
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>>1800921
Smoke a blunt and shrug
>>
>>
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1800921
>Roll 1d10
Am I quick enough?
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>>1800926
No recreational drugs for little girls, sorry
>>
>>
>>1800927
Not giving weed to yourself? That means you are the fake!
>>
>>
>>1800928
ONE
WEAPONS CLASH GO
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>>1800928
Start practicing blood magic and let Wilda talk to master Mark
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>>1800928
Respawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opADNvgeZYY
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1800931
THIS IS IT, DOUBLE THE ATTACK DAMAGE! AND THE SWINGING PENDULUM GIVES MOMENTUM TO INCREASE THE POWER BY 6 DAMAGE!
THIS WILL BE SETTLED WITH ONE STRIKE!
ROLL 1d10
>>1800932
As Mark was confused, Bob never got tips on blood magic, so that didn't do much.
>>1800933
Golem respawned....into a pile of scrap
"Oh well, we were gonna head back to the merchant anyway"
"Let's wheel this thing back and get it fixed"
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Rolled 1 (1d15)
>>1800936
COME ON YOU FUCKING SHIT
FWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
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>>1800936
Brew a potion of soberity
>>
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>>1800936
>"Oh well, we were gonna head back to the merchant anyway"
this anit spike respawn procedure doesn't work as advertised
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>>1800937
The sound of crackling claws meeting flesh blends in with a suspiciously girlish scream.
Broseph looks upon Joseph with disappointment.
Joseph has been KO'd
>>
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>>1800943
"So... I guess the duel's over. I'll go and revive Joseph, I guess."
"How was the fight?"
>>
>>
>>
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>1800953
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>>1800953
Loot these dolls then we're off to the next room
We're coming for ya, Wilda
>>
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>1800953
Pleeeeeeze master?
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>>1800953
>Ah, the dangers of RNG. When will people learn?
Yes, when will they? A shame.
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>>1800956
Looted:
- 1 knife
- Claws
- Shame
- Even more shame
- All the shame
>>1800955
Bob has made a sobriety potion
>>1800957
"Alright alright, mini Bob. The storage room is through that door over there, in the left wall"
>>1800959
A shame
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>>1800961
move onto the next room
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>>1800961
Give potion to master Mark
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>>1800961
Cheers Marky! Let see if I can get my stuff back through that door over there.
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>>1800961
>"Alright alright, mini Bob. The storage room is through that door over there, in the left wall"
so that door in other room I didn't get to check? dang it, secret passages and spikes
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>>1800956
"Alright. So I think we're onto the 3rd or 4th room now?"
>>1800961
"Also, jeez Joseph. You've really gotta learn to start taking better care of yourself."
>>1800957
Do any last checkups before moving on. See if all our stuff is in order.
Call privately both Wilda and Father Priest for an update. "How's it going on both your ends?"
>>
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>>1800973
The abomination is about to get to the equipment storage
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>>1800973
Crap, better hurry it up and get through the door.
>>
>>1800973
>Such is life in the zone
are we there yet btw
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>>1800975
Roll 1d5
5: 2 dolls + 1 Elite doll
4: 2 Elite dolls
3: 2 dolls + 2 elite dolls
2: 3 dolls + 2 elite dolls
1: 4 elite dolls
>>1800976
"Hmm? Yes, yes...stop it...hrmm? No...something feels wrong"
>>1800979
Damn, door stuck
>>1800981
The zone? Well, first you gotta buy tickets to Ukraine
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Rolled 3 (1d5)
>>1800987
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>>1800987
Maybe try pushing the door instead of pulling it, me.
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>>1800987
>The zone? Well, first you gotta buy tickets to Ukraine
I meant merchant zoneUkraine exist in this world?
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>>1800987
What's wrong master?
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>>1800990
I mean, a country called Ukraine could exist in this world. It's unlikely, but it is entirely possible.
>>
>>1800992чepтoвы хoхлы
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>>1800988
>>1800993
Hey, same results
>>1800991
"It's...it's....w--"
"What's wrong, Mark?"
>>1800989
Pushed.
Oh hey it's the old mace
>>
>>1801000
Signal Horace and Broseph for a combo attack
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>>1801000
Oh jesus, don't tell me it's masters first time sober since his resurrection...
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>>
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>>1801001
Ah ah. Now that you have at least 3 people in your party, battle will move normally. So which means this guy gets to go first.
>>1801003
"hrrrmmm..."
"Indeed, with the resurrection and his new body, Mark's not quite used to it yet. Yes"
>>1801005
Sadly your new stuff isn't in here.
Perhaps they're actually in the hands of Bob's cronies, whom took it from you
Oh and the adventurers made it to the merchant outpost
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>>1801008
Watch out Horace, these guys are tough
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>>1801008
The beast got inside the storage room, master Walter
>>
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>>1801008
Well at least I got a mace. My classic mace, how I missed you. Hopefully there is other stuff in here that I can nick before heading off to get back with the party.
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>>1801008
>"Indeed, with the resurrection and his new body, Mark's not quite used to it yet. Yes"
will he finally murder wilda then
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>>1801009
>>1801011
So sword Elite Doll is gonna swing at...
Joseph and Horace roll 1d10, whichever's lower gets targeted
>>1801010
"...then why didn't you stop it? Or call for the dolls? Or your own group of vampires?"
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Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>1801016
COME ON ROLL LOW
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>>1801016
Was busy sobering up master Mark, he mistook the beast for me
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>>1801016
Is there anything else that I can get from the room that I am in, or is that everything that it can offer?
>>
>>1801019
Roll 1d2
1: Yeah that's it
2: THere's probably something in the back
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Rolled 1 (1d2)
>>1801021
I think I see something...
>>
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>>1801016
are we back to merchant yet
I can't feel my legs
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1801017
Roll 1d10
>>1801018
"...very well. Go take care of that then, I'll see to it that Mark recover" Then Walter left with Mark in tow
>>1801023
Ya thought wrong.
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>>1801016
Tsk. Toss weed glue potion at Wilda so she can't do anything.
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1801029
Get that weeb katana outta here
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>>1801034
maybe he should lose all the training stats he got being a dumbass that can't remember stuff, OP
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>>1801027
"Seems like they etched a seal onto my forehead, meaning that I'm more or less stuck as a little girl. If Horace can rush ahead and help get it removed, it'll be helpful."
>>1801029
Better head back and meet up with Bob, making sure that the mace I got back is hidden on my person.
>>1801031
Did you even make some weed glue beforehand?
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>>1801034
>Fuck. you replied to that post
well you can't expect much of space/time orientation from pile of scrapsorry, job stuff gets in the way, so I look for (You)s instead of images when that happens
can we get fixed now?
>>
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>>1801032
It's actually a longsword. It just looks curved because the doll swings it real fast
The next Elite Doll is up, again, horace and joseph roll 1d10, whoever gets lower is targeted
>>1801035
>>1801039
Bob suddenly throws in a weed glue potion.
Wilda and Bob roll 1d10
>>1801041
Sure
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1801043
Oh fuck.
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1801043
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Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>1801043
oh I see, looting a katana would've been cool if it had been
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>1801043
>>
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>>1801050
iunno, gimme your roll first.
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>>1801043
>Sure
Ask merchant - I would like to buy year supply of stakes pleasedo I even have any gold
>>
>>1801043
Damnation. Toss pure weed potion next.
>>
>>
>>1801056
>Yeah. You don't personally have any gold.
Do you accept credit cards?
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>>1801056
Time for vampire eye magic then.
>>
>>
>>1801056
Look what you done me, you wasted a perfectly good weed potion. How about you go brew ourselves up a new batch to replace it?
>>
Rolled 7, 3, 1 = 11 (3d10)
>>1801061
Aigth. So foirst, Horace roll 1d10
>>1801062
>>1801059
Wilda tried to use the same trick she used on Mark. BUT BOB USES HIS ENTHRALLING STARE BEFORE THAT COULD HAAAAAPEN
Wilda roll 1d10 against Bob
Bob has 20 Special
Wilda has 10 Will
>>
Rolled 5 + 20 (1d10 + 20)
>>1801066
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>>1801066
I also have this rubber chicken
with a handle
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Rolled 7 (1d10)
>>1801066
Oh. I thought we had more cannons than that. Do the cannons hit everyone or is this the limit?
>>
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1801066
Just don't stare at the person staring at me. Surely that'll be a easy way of not getting stared down.
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>>1801070
They hit everyone, I just forgot the fourth roll for the fourth doll/ So let's just say that te 1 roll was for both normal dolls
>>
>>
>>1801077
Dangit
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>>1801079
BROSEPH, your turn!
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>>1801077
>"Please. You were a penniless golem core before you got that body. You have nothing"
Those were my only trading protocols available.
But hey, shouldn't stakes be basically free considering the situation?
I get regular weapons, but as far I know each hunter have a right for some supply of stakes.
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>>1801079
Fuck. What does Bob's spell do again, anyway?
>>
>>1801084
Hypnotizes victim to do one action according to Bob's whims
>>
>>
>>
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>>1801090
Nuh-uh, you said put the mace back first! I'm going to put the mace back, and then I'll go do my own things.
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>>1801082
>>1801091
Axe Tornado!
3 dolls are chopped up!
The Sword Elite doll has 4 HP left!
Now it's Joseph's turn
>>1801084
>>1801086
>>1801086
>>1801089
>>1801092
AND SO...Wilda and Bob are free to argue which command actually counts and which one Wilda will actually follow
>>1801083
"Very well, you get 3 stakes"
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>>1801092
Very well, since you can hear me so clearly i go for BEAST SCREECH
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>>1801096
DECAPITATION with the claws we looted earlier
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>>1801096
>"Very well, you get 3 stakes"
Question, can they be loaded as ammunition into shoulder cannons?
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>>1801097
Didn't I fuck up your vocal cords earlier, however? I'm sure I rolled well enough to not allow you to successfully beast screech until they got fixed.
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>>1801098
Claws can't decap ya dumbo
>>1801100
"Sure. But know that they're wooden. So don't use too much power or they;ll burn up before reaching your target"
Which means that if you use stakes as ammo, you'll get a malus to hit chance
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>>1801106
oh
just use the axe then
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>>1801106
In any case, I'll return the mace, like Bob requested. He stared at me and everything.
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>>1801101
you rolled to bite me in the neck, NOT to fuck up my vocal chords.
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>>1801106
>Which means that if you use stakes as ammo, you'll get a malus to hit chance
Got it, will not use it until I have to.
Does Merc and Horsefucker get their share of stakes too?
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>>1801108
And in any case, BEAST SCREECH
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1801107
Roll 2d15
Doll has +20 Power
You have +14 Power
If hit, get second roll to be >=3 for decap
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Rolled 14, 14 = 28 (2d15)
>>1801113
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>>1801113
Blocked.
Also I gotta go buy dinner. Pls hold
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>>1801117
Look at this entitlist eldritch abomination that wants the benefits of both eldritch horror and being a little girl.
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>>1801122
I gotta sleep, OP
after this doll fight, save game
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>>1801127
i dunno? are you afraid of a weakass vampbeast binding you up?
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>>1801126
Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know I was running on your schedule
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>>1801130
I just find it embarrassing that you are so afraid of me, that you don't even dare lay a finger on me in the off chance that you get beaten up. You know what, how about you try to pump some gains to even the odds out, and then try to fight me unarmed?
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>>1801139
DO ITTTT
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>>1801139
Don't kick the abomination.
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Alright. I have finished inner. What'sahappening
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>>1801155
was that sandwich or poak bun
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>>1801157
>>1801157
Ph right. And since Joseph's apparently asleep, that leaves Horace as the target, oh. oh noooooo
>>1801156
So waht did Bob commanded Wilda to do again?
>>1801159
Neither. Rice with some eats and eggplants. And okra.
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>>1801162
I was told to return the mace, which I think I did already. If not, do that right now.
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>>1801162
that'shealthy
anyway, confirm that merc and horsefucker got some stakes too and back to the killing boss
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>>1801163
>>1801164
So now Wilda and bob are alone in a storage closet. Awkward.
>>1801165
And so they got some stakes.
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>>1801162
repeat command: kick abomination.
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>>1801170
"thx m8"
Sure, let's see what this Elite Doll has.
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>>1801172
Way to kick yourself, me.
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>>1801170
>And so they got some stakes.
You get a stake, and you get a stake! Everyone get a stake!Also here are 10% off coupons for stake minigun
proceed to boss room ASAP
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1801173
Horace roll 1d10
Doll has +20 Powarrr
Horace has +16 Defense
>>1801172
>>1801174
Bob and Wilda Roll 1d10
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1801176
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Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>1801176
>1d10
"Please. Don'tcut my life into pieces."
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Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>1801176
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>>1801177
Broseph steps in and takes the hit. It's now Horace's turn
>>1801180
>>1801177
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>>1801181
Betrayed by myself, how could I?
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>>1801180
on success, proceed to shove and lock wilda into a suitable lockbox/chest and seal it all over with the sealing wards the Masters used.
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>>1801185
Why do you want to lock yourself up, Bob? Is it because of your insecurities?
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>>1801181
Combo with Broseph to capture the Doll for intel, use the holy rope.
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>>1801187
ding
>>1801185
>>1801186
If going with theis course of action, roll 1d10 against eachother
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>1801188
Hopefully Horace is hurrying up and trying to rescue me from myself.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>1801188
time to fail. because dicegods.
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>>1801188
Sorry about that. The command was to drop the mace and leave the storage
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>>1801191
You're getting wise to how these games play, me.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>1801188
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>>1801188
huh, that's 3rd room isn't it, gotta hurry
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>>1801194
where were you?
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>>1801190
"uh...is your throat okay? sounds like you got...cancer or something..."
>>1801194
Aaaand bob managed to put Wilda inside a nearby box
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>>1801194
y'know what? take over. i got some shit that needs doing.
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>>1801196
Taking care of binness. Also we shouldnt kick little girls, even if they are eldrich abominations in disguise
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>>1801200
at this point, i don't even care anymore. in any case, you'se running the show now.
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>>1801199
Aight
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>>1801197
"Hey, can you hurry up and save me Horace? Bob just locked me inside a box."
Just in case anyone comes, take off the mask I have on, and hope Horace realise that I'm literally next door.
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>>1801202
>Golem was moving earlier.
I know, just thinking to myselfoh yeah, voicemail
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>>1801202
"Welll, uhh....Master Walter's boss rooom?"
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>>1801208
God damn it. See if I can get out of this box that Bob shoved me in.
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>>1801208
Poke a hole in the box and drop some cookies and a sodie pop in there. Dont want it getting hungry
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>>1801197
>>1801208
"ALRIGHT..."
Clear my voice so it doesn't sound like I have throat cancer. Looks like he's been cowed.
"Ahem. Anyways, what did you do to Wilda? Any defenses around there? How do we disable those anti-prayer defenses?"
>>1801205
>>1801207
"Oh yeah, sure. Getting right on it, I was interrogating a doll for intel."
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>>1789095
too much maybe.
AI don't work in probabilities of "maybe"
>"In other words, I'm going to ask other professionals and higher beings for binding, trapping, or banishment spells."
and wait all that bureaucracy? nah
>"Just saying that Eldritch beings aren't the ultimate beings as much as you make them out to be. At least the ones that I know of, which are limited."
that what they want you to think.
>"Wilda was able to be locked in the mystery box in the first place, and for whatever reason it opens by chance. We did have to keep her from nearly dying in at least one instance to my memory. Wilda isn't as powerful as you might think, at least for now."
>at least for now
therefore now is perfect chance to strike
> From what we know and experienced so far with Wilda, your arguments condemn her too quickly and severely to offer her a chance.
All complaints can be sent to Golem AI Incorporated located on Eastern Islands.
>>1789100
>"How does that sound?"
Too much wait. And no, you can't bribe me.
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1801210
Rattle rattle.
>>1801211
Roll 1d10 against the box
>>1801212
"Shit man, I maybe an Elite Doll but I'm still just infantry. I'm not privy to the high level magics that Lord Kaine casts. Also 'm pretty sure your eldritch abomination got her powers sealed"
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>>1801215
[Muffled HELP from within the box]
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Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>1801215
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>>1801215
"Ah, right. Thanks."
Turn off the doll, put it into storage for safekeeping.
Check our gear, loot the rest of the dolls, then continue on to rescuing Wilda.
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>>1801217
Ah shit, this box is harder than Bob expected.
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>>1801219
Beast screech a hole in it, also the screech comes due to breaking of index finger
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>>1801220
>>1801220
Well i mean, to continue is to enter the Boss Room. Ya sure ya wanna solo it Horace?
>>1801221
And then there's also the fact that Wilda harmed Bob's vocal chords when she bit him. At least it made beast screeching really really haaaaaaard
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>>1801223
He can always try to open the box instead, and Horace can try to pray for me until I manage to get to him.
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>>1801223
Use blood magic to make a hole in the box
Aka make a cut on your broken finger and shoot high pressure blood at it
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>>1801225
This'll work eventually
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>>1801214
>AI don't work in probabilities of "maybe"
>All complaints can be sent to Golem AI Incorporated located on Eastern Islands.
"Well. Guess your AI sucks then."
"Right. That reminds me, did you ever get that apparent godawful split AI in your head checked? The one that nearly got us all raided?"
>and wait all that bureaucracy? nah
"So impatient. You know the bureaucracy is there for a reason, right?"
>And no, you can't bribe me.
"It wasn't a bribe. It was an expression of good faith."
>>1800195
>>1801218
Right. I'll make some calls.
What'd we loot? How's the disabled doll doing?
>>1801224
>>1800186
"Also, status update on you folks? We're at the boss room now. You haven't updated us in a while, Golem."
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>>1801226
Need hole for air and stuff ya know
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>>1801228
"I'm trapped in a box /again/, and I think there are seals on the outside. Can you try praying for me hard enough to get rid of this seal on my forehead or something?"
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>>1801227
Takin too long
Brew a potion of acid and use it to make a hole
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>>1801228
>"Well. Guess your AI sucks then."
We value your feedbacksurvey sent to the trashbin
>"Right. That reminds me, did you ever get that apparent godawful split AI in your head checked? The one that nearly got us all raided?"
No
>"So impatient. You know the bureaucracy is there for a reason, right?"
for what reason
>"It wasn't a bribe. It was an expression of good faith."
aka bribe
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>>1801232
Then suddenly, brobat walks in.
"ey bro, I'm pretty sure the hunters are gonna make their way in here soon. Get out of the closet and form up. We gotta prepare for their assault.
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>>1801235
Have Whitebeard stay here and babysit the abomination
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>>1801235
>>1801228
>>1801234>survey sent to the trashbin
>No
"No wonder your AIs are so bad. Sure hope your company isn't engaging in scummy practices."
>for what reason
"There's rules and regulations for this stuff, man."
>aka bribe
"If it was a bribe I'd have given you it in exchange for not messing things up again. In this case I'm including it as an afterthought in consideration of your paranoia, like a bet of sorts."
"Also your AI dictionary sucks."
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>>1801236
>>1801237
Well, you did managed to retrieve the Doll Longsword.
And the diabled doll is...disabled.
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>>1801237
Alright I'm up what's happenin
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>>1801237
>"No wonder your AIs are so bad. Sure hope your company isn't engaging in scummy practices."
Please consider to donate to our Patreon.
>"There's rules and regulations for this stuff, man."
what rules?
>"If it was a bribe I'd have given you it in exchange for not messing things up again. In this case I'm including it as an afterthought in consideration of your paranoia, like a bet of sorts."
There is no paranoia.
>"Also your AI dictionary sucks."
All complains can be sent to Golem AI Incorporated on Eastern Islands of Singapoor.Einst
Zwei
Dry
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>>1801238
Prepare for battle and ask if the masters can give any quick blood magic advice
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>>1801238
I feel that, unless Kingslayer Ex Machina happens, the hunters are now fucked. I'm trapped in a box thanks to a fucking robot and a screechy vampire, half the party's asleep, and the only way to get to me is through the boss room.
Hopefully Horace can fucking pray to me to give me the power needed to free myself from this bullshit seals and shit.
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>>1801241
"Don't bleed too much"
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>>1801238
Sweet. Keep the disabled doll in safe storage.
>>1800162
>I'm going to check up on Father Priest. Calling Father Priest. "Hey Father Priest, how's your prayer solution coming along?"
>>1801239
"We're at the boss room now."
>>1801240
>Please consider to donate to our Patreon.
"Aren't you a company? How come you have a Patreon?"
>what rules?
"Dunno. I gotta check up on that first."
>All complains can be sent to Golem AI Incorporated on Eastern Islands of Singapoor.>Einst
>Zwei
>Dry
>Golem AI Incorporated on Eastern Islands of Singapoor.
"That name and location sounds awfully familiar..."
[Angry shit-surveying intensifies.]
>>1801228
>>1800195
>"Also, status update on you folks? We're at the boss room now. You haven't updated us in a while, Golem."
"Fo' real though. Status update, Golem?"
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>>1801244
Joseph Reloads the cannons.
Also, has Preacher found a way past the Anti Prayer field yet?
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>>1801245
"If you can pray for my ass to help me out, that would be very much welcomed. You need me to be able to even stand a chance against the vampires, so you need to focus prayers onto me to help me escape."
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>>1801244
Shouldnt I bleed more so I could use my blood in attacking tho?
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>>1801245
>"Aren't you a company? How come you have a Patreon?"
Everyone can have one
>"Dunno. I gotta check up on that first."
geez, and that's why there is bureaucracy
>"That name and location sounds awfully familiar..."
Homesick?
>>1801245
>"Fo' real though. Status update, Golem?"
Dunno, >>1801244 are we there yet?
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>>1801246
>>1801248
"Almost there. I'll have to store up large amounts of prayers and energy in order to puncture the barrier. I'm still gathering, I'll contact you when I'm done"
>>1801250
"Yes. Bleed more, but not TOO much. That just cause you unecessary damage"
"Anyway, you and your team of Anti-Hunters are sub-bosses. Protect our inner sanctum and by extent, the rest of the castle"
"Good luck, Bob. Hopefully we won't need to step in."
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>>1801254
Aight, thanks masters.
Try to gather up magical energy or some shit, try to get a feel for it, while walking to the spot
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>>1801254
So uh, let's take a Status Check. Everyone at Max HP? Weapons Sharpened?
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>>1801254
>"Almost there. I'll have to store up large amounts of prayers and energy in order to puncture the barrier. I'm still gathering, I'll contact you when I'm done"
"Great. Guess I'll try praying for Wilda in the meantime. Are there prayers to help with specific seals binding someone?"
Pray for Wilda to remove the bindings or seals on her, or the strength to.
>>1801249
>>1801231
>>1801205
"Right, on it. I was checking up with the rest."
>>1801240
>There is no paranoia.
"Yes there is."
>>1801251
>Everyone can have one
>>1801237
>Sure hope your company isn't engaging in scummy practices."
"Technically true, but sure feels scummy to me."
>geez, and that's why there is bureaucracy
"Now you're getting it!"
>Homesick?
"Nah. My pastiche hometown was elsewhere. I don't think your company and my background are related."
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>>1801258
>"Yes there is."
No there is not.
AI can't have paranoiaeven badly coded one
>"Technically true, but sure feels scummy to me."
you asked about scummy practices, I repliedwhat the point of leaving money on the table
>"Nah. My pastiche hometown was elsewhere. I don't think your company and my background are related."
Golem AI Incorporated always looking for new hires in Native Kingdom Speaking Language devision.
We got nice dental plan.
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>>1801258
>>1801257
HP full. Weapons ready....but only 2 active hunters. Shame. Perhaps we should save this for next thread. It's already past bump limit afterall
Oh and Broseph proposes a plan:
The hunters fight Bob and his cronies, Broseph will then barge into the storage closet and get Wilda out during the commotion.
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>>1801261
I don't know if I can hear that, but I suggest having Horace be the one who runs off to rescue me. Both Broseph and Joseph can handle standing guard against the vampires, anyway.
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>>1801261
Saving the fight till later would be best
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>>1801262
>>1801263
>>1801264
Then let us save it for next thread.
Which would be....same time as this one...next week.
Yeah.
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>>1801265
BOOYAH
I mean gotchu.
Thanks for bread.
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>>1801265
Good thread. Shame it's only once a week though
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>>1801265
Works for me. Just as long as Horace is the one to rescue me and remove this FUCKING SEAL FROM MY FOREHEAD.
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>>1801268
I'm busy this month. At the end of august and then comes september I'll be more free to run more regularly
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>>1801273
It been fucking terrible, that is how it been Horace.
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>>1801274
C'maan, it can't be that baaad
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>>1801275
Sure, I manage to have a laugh here and there, but I'm basically being treated like a disembodied dwarven brain at this very moment.
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>>1801277
I know, it's greeeeaaaat.
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>>1801277good
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>>1801279
You know that I'm going to tell your new party that you helped the vampires (that they are currently enemies with) to kidnap me, right? I don't think they'll like having a traitor among their ranks.
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>>1801282
they seen it all tho? From start to beginning?
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>>1801284
Well, considering you went missing from that party just to go fuck with us, after talking about trying to convince them to murder me again, in addition to how they might trust a little girl more than a faulty machine, I think they can connect the dots. Plus, I got eyewitnesses.
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>>1801286
I got them popcorn to watch the fight which you abandoned tho. I didn't go missing
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>>1801287
What fight? I didn't abandon any fight.
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>>1801292
I fell unconscious because I fell asleep IRL, I didn't purposefully ran away from the fighting.
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>>1801294
>excuses
what next? Reroll begging?
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>>1801295
Mate, while I do like you, I am hating your guts right now.
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>>1801312
what a fag
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>>1801375
well considering he basically was surrounded by best girls and hardly did a thing, I agree.
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Hey OP, do you use a 3 pixel brush or a 4 pixel brush?
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