COOLQUEST

If you're gonna be the coolest motherfucker, you gotta beat the coolest motherfucker. Who stands in your way?

>>1797464
Probably George down the street, that asshole is always trying to one up everybody.

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George is here SOMEWHERE, but you're not sure if he's in this very gas station. You'd take him out if you could. Maybe there's someone here you can assert dominance over in place of George.

Assert dominance by wooing the clerk in the COOLEST manner possible

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>>1797496
You make a SLICK TURN towards the cash register, using your acute radness to woo her even before she realizes you are there.

Oh. It's Rahul. Yeah, you know him, he's usually working here. Should you continue the wooing?

FUCK yeah. Rahul is my soulmate.

Double down on the wooing, Rufio!

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>>1797522
>>1797530

Raul is a pretty cool dude, you'd say, (not as cool as you of course DUH but) and you need to practice wooing some hot babes, so you engage your signature Slick Slide™ and approach Rahul.

"Hey baby-mamma jamma, how's it shakin', hot stuff?"

Offer him my super cool pen and a super cool piece of paper so I can get his number

>>1797551
Don't forget to do a super cool spin with your super cool pen, we have to make every bit of super cool coolness training count, coolly

Also crush the can on your forehead to prove how hardcore you are.

I'm glad there are cool people here.

>>1797551
You present your customary Awesome Glitterpen and Accompanying Paper of Girl's Numbers to Rahul. He is confused and slightly infatuated now.

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>>1797563

>>1797565
Ask him what's his favourite drink. Maybe we can get a pizza later?

Remember to coolly remark about your favourite drink to subconsciously pressure him into replying with that same drink.

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>>1797588
>>1797572

You ask for a favorite drink of his, and before you can subtly manipulate him into saying "Coca Coola", he's already replying in a suave, sexy voice.

"I like my 24/7 Gas Station Fountain Drink 60-Second-Lemonade with a little bit of ice, crushed, not cubed, and filled to the top, with a light balance of water near the rim to balance the flavor."

This is going too far. I'm diggin' it.

Offer to make enough of his favorite drink...for two! Coolly, of course.

(Gotta sleep first, I'll pick up tomorrow!)

>>1797613
He's the clerk. Just ask for two and I'm sure he'll oblige.

Start kicking his ass. He is out cooling you.

>>1797597
no one cooler than cool hand luke. Cooly pull out your .357 magnum colt pyton, and quip the best one liner you have for this situation. "smell you later." After that you can absorb his coolness like highlanders do...but not immortality.

>>1797613
Backing

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>>1797613
>>1797653

You expertly suggest that you two retrieve such drinks. You also expertly suggest he does it, since he works here and he knows best. He obliges.

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hey this is pretty tasty actually.

rahul knows his lemonade.

Now that you've warmed up your cool, ask Rahul about any cool places nearby with cool dudes who you can coolly coolchallenge

>>1803133
Backing

>>1803260
Thirding
Maybe he can try being our wingman, to make us cooler!

>>1803280
>to make us cooler!
Did you see how suave Rahul was a second ago? We can't be having that near us when we're trying to pick up hot babes.

With both Rahul and George we have some serious competition.

>>1803334
We need to challenge rahul to a cool off

>>1803341
A hotdog cooking cook off

>>1803341
we need to test how cool we are currently. A friendly cool off would help.

>>1803334
>>1808782
Drinks are in hand, but snacks are needed. That might be the best path forward. I think you guys are right, Rahuls challenger #1.

Maybe if we just publicly embaress rahul we won't have to worry anymore. Not too much though cause we can't hangout with someone who isn't cool